[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

"Little girls can't just swear and swear, and you can't embarrass me, Ah Yin!" Yin Shi put his arms around mine and buried his head in my chest. Even though he said that, I think he was actually taking advantage of me!Please don't complain about my small breasts, it's not my intention to have small breasts!

Touching Silver's fluffy little head, I don't feel any dissatisfaction.But because of the habit of reacting, I still replied calmly: "Sister, I am happy, you care about me!?"

"Eh? Didn't I tell you just now?" Yin Shi put his hands on my shoulders, and suddenly he leaned forward and pushed me down on the bed. Both shoulders were painfully pressed by Yin Shi, and the guy supported me with both hands That shoulder laughing is called a traitor!Still rascally, he said word by word: "Cabbage! Mo, pretend, force!"

I really want to reply to him, "You are just pretending, your whole family, the whole floor and the whole community are pretending to be tough", isn't it just a "sister", please come on, I'm older than him, you bastard!Who does he think he is!Besides, why is this posture not right? I have to be on top of everything, bastard!Besides, I'm still underage, he's a beast, bastard!

Gintoshi grinned and slowly bent down, the hands supporting my shoulders were also bent and supported on the bed.

Just when they were about to have a deep kiss, a rustling sound came from outside the tent, ruthlessly interrupting the continuing action.I tilted my head slightly, and it suddenly became quiet outside the door, but it was too late, their shadows had already cast on the tent, and it was particularly obvious on the light-colored tent.

Yinshi obviously noticed it too. He stood up and sat up, scratching his head and scratching his hair in a disappointed look, and said in a helpless tone, "Hey, those behind the tent, you've been exposed!"

The curtain of the tent was lifted suddenly, and a group of people rushed in together, and I was asked to count... one, two, three, four... oops, I wiped it, the captain, the deputy team, Gui, Ning Miao... ...Even Takasugi, who has always been unkind, has become one of the crowd.My old face turned red with a "swipe", and I felt like I wanted to dig a hole into it.

Grinning with his back to the crowd, he kept winking at Yinshi.

Yinshi also looked at the side very unnaturally, and accidentally found me like this, and even said to me: "Baicai, you are still blushing? How many inappropriate things are in your heart, don't always pretend to be innocent Well! Ah Yin, I understand you!"

The upper teeth are knocking and the lower teeth are "clicking". I can't wait to chop the silver time, chop it, stew it, put some salt and vinegar, squeeze mustard and feed it to the dog (dog: I don't eat it...)!As a result, the second-hand Gui suddenly raised his hand and said honestly, "I can testify for Yinshi!"

"You..." I turned my head slowly, facing the crowd, put my hand on the Taidao at my waist, slowly grabbed the handle of the knife, and suddenly shouted: "Sister, get out of here!"

Then the group outside the door dispersed one after another, and those who didn't want to leave were also squeezed away by the flow of people.

I want to ask how many people there are. Could it be that the life in the military camp is too dry and boring, so I want to find some messy things to gossip about?I remember that our barracks are obviously full of old men, why gossip is scarier than women!The whole barracks is mobilized!asshole!It's clearly a men's barracks, it hurts to play comrades, bastard!Could it be that watching someone's young (?) young girl (?) being harmed (!) can be very happy, carefree, and feel [beep——]?Can you stop being so vulgar!

Where did the morality go?Have they all been eaten by "Gintama"?asshole!

Putting the tachi away, I looked back at Gintoki who was standing there with a helpless face, stuck out my tongue, turned around and turned towards him, twisted my buttocks and ran out of the tent.To be honest, I felt extremely satisfied in my heart, and I felt a sense of ecstasy, and I despised myself severely.It's not the first love, why is it so useless?

After returning to the tent, I inadvertently remembered that today is June 26. Is it Gui's birthday? !It's a crime for me to forget about this, and I'm so busy getting into trouble with Yinshi.Thinking about it again, my birthday is on the 28th, so why not spend it together tomorrow.

"What are you thinking about standing by the door? Bacai." Ning Miao called me for the rest of my life, and I realized that I had been stuck in place for a long time after entering the tent, and I quickly shook my head: "Oh, it's nothing, just Thinking about tomorrow."

"I called you several times, I thought you missed Sakata." Ning Miao said casually, but this sentence was like thunder, and I was petrified immediately.

Oh my god, I almost forgot, this guy is also here to join in the fun.

***

I got up very early the next day, and walked to the kitchen in a good mood. I looked through a bag of soba noodles and the leftover fermented dough from last time.So I skillfully made two bowls of noodles, one bowl is my favorite ramen, and the other is Gui's favorite soba noodles.

I dragged it up with a tray, with mustard and tomatoes on it, and ran to the tents of Yinshi, Takasugi, and Gui.

Opening the curtain of the tent, I found that the three of them had woken up, one was knocking on Erlang's legs and looking at the "Jump Boy" he bought from who knows where, one was getting dressed, and the other was still wrapped in a quilt and planned to continue to sleep hazyly Sleep.Of course, you should know who these people are.

"Oh, I can smell the fragrance from a distance, what's the matter? Are you cooking for me?" Seeing me coming, Gintoki threw away "Jump Boy" and sat up, looking at me happily.

Holding the tray, I rolled his big white eyes as if very lofty and calm, walked straight to Gui who was going to sleep, and put the tray on the side of his bed.

"Hmm! I smell very pure buckwheat noodles and asked!" Gui, who was as sensitive as a dog's nose, suddenly sat up and found that the person sitting next to him was me, stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look Yinshi, who was also puzzled, blinked: "Bacai, what's wrong with you? Are you still asleep? Are you sleepwalking? Yinshi is over there!"

"Who said it was for Yinshi, I made this for you." I looked like a man|wife with a gentle spring breeze blowing on my face, picked up the tray and put it on my lap, picked up the ramen and wrote a word on it with wasabi With a big "Shou" character, I took the tomato sauce and wrote a big "Shou" character on the buckwheat noodles, named it "Longevity (Shou) Noodles", and brought the "Long'Shou' Noodles" to Gui: "Come and try it, I made it myself. Yesterday was your birthday, but you even forgot about it. So I will make it up for you today. By the way, my birthday is tomorrow, why don't we spend it together today?" Saved the convenience."

Gui Chi was stunned for half a second, pointed to the writing on his face and said, "What is this?"

"Ah, you asked this." I still did not change my face and explained: "This is a custom from China. I eat noodles every birthday. Because the noodles are very long, they are like the lifeline of a person, so The smart Chinese named it 'Longevity Noodles'. And the word 'Shou (Shou)' I wrote on the noodles represents my expectation for you. Don't look at the difference between the two characters. , actually mean the same thing.”

I tried my best to continue to fool me: "The Chinese language is extensive and profound, and there are many ways to write the word 'shou'! 'Shou' is a simplified character for 'shou', do you know that the two characters actually have the same meaning! Don't you It's normal to know, Guan Gu [beep--] in "Love Gong [beep--]" has a good saying-'Learn to be old, live to be old'."

"Oh...really? Bacai, you really know a lot!" Gui was very happy, holding the noodles in his hand, the tearful kelp shape, and eating the noodles with tears is so spectacular.

Gintoki and Takasugi were already speechless.

"Damn... Hey, I said wig, no matter how you look at it, it's just two words, right? There is no similarity, you have some brains, don't you think that dead girl of cabbage is too pure and simple. !" Yinshi kindly reminded, but it was obviously taken as a donkey's liver and lungs.

Gui said vaguely as he ate the seaweed: "It's not a wig, it's Gui! Only cabbage, uh! No, it's a wig... or it's not right! It's Bacai, remember my birthday, I believe her! Woooo ... Cabbage, bah! Bacai, thank you, I will definitely accept it to the end as you wish."

I finally sprayed.