[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

The afternoon class is Kendo.

The beauty thinks that my injuries haven't healed yet, and I'm younger than them all, so she wants me to slow down the matter of kendo first.But I'm a newcomer, and I've missed a lot of lessons, so the beauty wants Jin Takasugi, who is similar to the "squad leader", to teach me kendo as an assistant, so I can get started first.

Shinsuke Takasugi, who comes to mind, is a one-eyed, arrogant and gorgeous man in a purple Kingdee bathrobe. However, this short and handsome man in front of him, with baby fat on his face, said "You owe me money" The expression, the child who only smiles when he sees a beauty, I can't connect them with each other at all!

I think he is clearly a tsundere teacher!

Facts have proved that it is worthy of the induction of a soldier, he is really a tsundere teacher!

Those minor injuries on my body have almost healed after half a month. In fact, it is nothing more than a little bit of a fuss over a molehill because of the beauty hurting me.I can understand.

Although I don't know how to do kendo, I was also a red-clothed elite of ZAFT during my lifetime, and I have learned fighting and fighting!Besides, I don't believe that this master-controller who is only [-] or [-] years old can do anything to me.

But I also seemed to ignore serious matters at the time... I was only nine years old.

"Since Mr. Songyang entrusted you to me, let me see your abilities first." Gao Shan looked proud, stretched out his hand and hooked his fingers at me.

Now it's an empty-handed fight, that guy is unarmed against me, a professionally trained man, the outcome has already been decided.

Based on the principle of attacking first, I opened my posture and punched him directly in the face. Seeing his eyeballs sweeping past him, he dodged calmly, and at the same time grabbed my wrist and pulled it to my side.Takasugi's strength is not small, and that guy is taller than me, I couldn't bear it and he almost threw himself on the ground.

At first, I thought it would be okay to be pulled by his wrist, but I didn't expect him to let go suddenly.As soon as I let go, my body also began to jump forward. Fortunately, I reacted quickly, and quickly supported the ground with both hands and performed a front flip, which turned high.The right hand cuts down in the shape of a knife.Takasugi blocked it with his arm, which happened to hit the bone in the middle of the most fragile part of my forearm.In an instant, his entire arm was numb with pain.

But this also made me angry, I am also a woman in Mahler Gobi, and my age is younger than you, so you bully me like this!But I seem to have forgotten something, in fact, my actual age is older than him, and, just now I looked down on him.

I raised my legs and kicked him in the abdomen. He picked up my short legs with both hands and threw them back. This body couldn't hold back at all, and I was not stable. I was thrown half a meter and then fell hard on the ground. on the ground.

This is just a few tricks, I have already moved so many places, Gao Sugi actually stood there without moving.

"No more beatings! No more beatings!" I yelled a few times as if venting my anger, then I squatted on the spot and turned my head away without making a sound.

It may be that Gao Sugi felt that what he had done was really a little too much, so he came over and squatted down, planning to say something.I stretched out my hand to pinch his throat, that guy was actually very vigilant in this situation, just when my fingers were about to touch him, he grabbed my wrist and pressed down unceremoniously, Then I heard the ecstasy of "Baga".

After being silent for half a second, I took a deep breath and then held it back. I gritted my teeth and lowered my head. I patted the ground vigorously with my uninjured left hand.

It hurts me to death!

I let out the breath I was holding back slowly, and stared at Takasugi with bared teeth. He had a worried look just now, but when he saw me raise his head again, his expression became playful again.

That shaking S is dead!

He didn't let go of my right hand, but I hit him on the chest with my left hand but was stopped by his hand.I was so angry that I used my hands and feet together. I was curled up on the ground, but now I stretched out my right leg and drew a circle on the ground, pressing my knee against the bone protruding from the outside of his knee.

He obviously didn't expect that I could still attack in this situation. He loosened his grip on my hands, covered his knees with one hand, propped himself up with one hand and kicked my calf with the other leg.

Later, when the beauty noticed me and Takasugi, I was rolling around with Takasugi on the ground, you grabbed my hair and I grabbed your hair, sometimes I rode on him and beat him, and sometimes he rode on me and beat me.

The final result is still unclear, and Takasugi and I were lectured by the smiling face of the beauty.

The beauty asked me to go out first, not knowing what to say to Takasugi alone.

When I walked out of the beauty's room, I found Gintoki's curly hair and Katsura Kotaro waiting at the door.

Speaking of Katsura Kotaro, if it weren't for the messy memories instilled in my mind, I would definitely regard him as a woman!Most definitely.Look at his delicate little face, that feminine ponytail, what a girl!But he is indeed a man, he has [beep——].

"Are you two okay?" Gui asked.

"I'm fine, I'm fine." I replied.

Yinshi picked his nose and showed the appearance of "it's nothing to do with him", and then he picked out a black unknown object from his nose, rubbed it in his hand, and flicked it back... Finally, it was still on me Wiped it: "I didn't expect Bai Cai to fight so hard? Is it Bai Cai punch?"

I hurriedly moved away from Yinshi, patted the place where he had just wiped his nose [beep——], and said with a disgusted face: "Your uncle Bai Cai, my name is Bacai, and you are only Bai Cai! Your whole family is Cabbage! And bastard curly hair, it would be disgusting to rub your nose [beep——] on someone else... Huh? It was silenced?"

Yinshi seemed to be poked in pain, and jumped anxiously: "How about the curly hair? Don't talk about things with the curly hair, okay, the curly hair is also my cute spot, okay! And I am also very troubled by the curly hair, bastard !"

Gui seemed to be used to Yinshi, automatically ignoring the quarrel between me and Curly Yinshi, and said to himself, "Yinshi, take the cabbage and go to dinner first. I'll stay here and wait for Jinzhu."

"Hey! Please don't call me cabbage so indifferently, okay? You asked Yinshi to take the cabbage to dinner because you plan to eat the cabbage as well, you bastard!" My loud protest was still ignored by the two of them. They even seriously discussed the issue of eating cabbage.

Until the door of the beauty's room was opened, Shinsuke Takasugi came out of the beauty's room with a dark face, gave the three of us a blank look, and walked towards the cafeteria alone.See, it's me and the two of them who were arguing too loudly, disturbing the chat between the master controller and the beauty.

I turned back to look at the beauty, and the beauty was also looking at me at this moment, his delicate face made my eyes dazzle with a smile, and he said with some squeaks: "Beauty, uh... no, Teacher Songyang! I'm going to eat now."

Teacher Songyang nodded slowly, and I turned around and chased after those three people.

"Cabbage, hurry up!" Yin Shi turned around and yelled at me, and I replied in an extremely displeased way: "You are the cabbage, your whole family is cabbage! You scruffy curly hair!"

The three of them are my good friends.

"Wig, give me a bowl of rice." Yinshi pulled out a bowl of rice, then handed the empty bowl to Gui, who took the bowl and said seriously: "It's not a wig, it's Gui. Yinshi, you really I can eat more and more."

Looking at Gui's appearance as a man | wife, I really don't want to believe that he is a man!I have to say something about Gui's good temper, if it were me, I would have quit.

"Cabbage, give me your pudding!" Yin Shi leaned towards me again, looking at me with a pitiful face, his chubby little face still had the immature baby fat of a child.Such a cute little face made me unable to resist the flood of motherhood, so I unconsciously said Gui's sentence pattern: "It's not cabbage, it's Bacai. Take it, you bastard!"

Gintoki took the pudding from my plate with a smile.

Suddenly I was taken aback...Huh?My temper is actually pretty good, right? !

"Idiot," Takasugi, who was watching silently, gave me a blank look, took out the pudding from his own plate and put it on my plate, and then buried himself in his meal.

I lowered my head in astonishment and stared at the pudding that was still swaying in ecstasy. Gao Shan’s mouth was full of rice, and he deliberately mumbled his words, but unfortunately I still heard clearly: “I don’t like sweets very much, so I still I'll give it to you... If you don't want to eat it, you can give it to Gui, and you can also give it to Yin..."

Yinshi leaned closer again, his big watery eyes blinking non-stop.

By the way, how do I remember that Yinshi is a dead fish eye?

The index finger poked Ginshi's forehead to push him aside, and then I happily ate the pudding Takasugi gave me.While eating, he said, "Well, it turns out that Takasugi-student doesn't know how to be sympathetic and sympathetic to jade, but I'm just a little tsundere who I'm sorry to say."

Gao Shan's face was almost buried in the rice, Gui said to Gao Shan seriously: "Jin Zhu, don't climb so close! Be careful of myopia!"

Uh, this doesn't seem to be the point.

"Hey—I said cabbage, what are you doing?!" Yinshi stared at me with wide eyes, I took the mustard and looked at Yinshi's copper bell eyes in surprise, and said, "Put the seasoning on."

"What are you doing with so much mustard for the seasoning? You want to die and tell me, Yin, I will kill you, and we will suffer with you if we torture ourselves like this." Yinshi looked like he saw a monster.

I smiled and held the wasabi to Yinshi's bowl: "Why don't you try it too? It's delicious!"

Yin Shi looked terrified, shaking his head like a rattle.

So I enjoyed the meal very much.