[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

The curtain was pulled back, and Yinshi looked at me who was sitting cross-legged on the bunk with relish watching "JUMP Boy" with a look of disgust, strode up and snatched the book away angrily, and watched it condescendingly. Looking at me: "You guy, no wonder I can't find my baby, so it's here with you?"

"Eh? Your baby?" When I looked up at Yin, I asked in surprise, "Isn't your baby in your crotch?"

His eyebrows trembled slightly unnaturally, Yinshi rolled up the book and knocked on my head, staring at me who was screaming and screaming angrily: "That's not a baby, it's my lifeblood! Hmph, you don't have any baby teeth Little one who hasn't finished changing, can you read such a burning book as "Jump Boy"?"

"Oh, oh, it hurts to death..." He threw his head on the ground, pouted his buttocks and screamed, and finally looked up at the culprit unwillingly: "I said you, are you trying to kill me? Didn’t you see that I was injured? Is there such a word as ‘pity the fragrance and cherish the jade’ in your dictionary, you bastard. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows…what are you trying to do to treat an injured patient so rudely? ... Hurry up and apologize for the wound on my head!"

"Huh? Sorry? Why should I apologize? If it wasn't for its existence, your IQ might not be so low. What's the matter, everything you eat is absorbed by the wound, so that there is no nutrition to supply your IQ?" Then wouldn't I have to beat 'it' even harder! Ha!" Yin Shi stepped on my bed, curly hair, if it wasn't for the sound problem, she would really be a bit of a "charter woman" "the meaning of.

I straightened up, rubbed my head and looked at Yinshi with an arrogant face, covered my chest with my hands and said in pain, "Don't do this, Yinshi, you know my head is injured, so I can only watch here The ceiling is boring, that's why I asked Sakurako to help me take your life... Uh, no. Your baby brought it here... Do you have the heart to see me alone, lonely, empty and cold again? My heart will break Disintegrated~~!"

"Hey, did I say that your heart is a tofu dregs project?"

Depend on.

"Oh, you should take a good rest when you're injured." For some reason, Yinshi's tone suddenly became helpless and a little gentle.

For a moment, I didn't know what to say, so I snorted with my mouth curled up, and the blanket dripped off.

Yinshi sat on my bed, opened the "JUMP Boy" in his hand, turned his head and said to me: "So, do you need me, Yinshi, big brother, to tell you stories?"

"Brother Yinshi? I think it should be Uncle Sakata..." I said indifferently by picking my nose, and accidentally glanced at Yinshi's red eyes that exuded a trembling breath. Could this be because his hidden attributes were activated? !The little girl with lustful eyes was so weak that she couldn't stand the wind without the power to restrain the chicken (heavy fog), so she nodded weakly.

"Please, Big Brother Yinshi..." Well, it's really uncomfortable to say something against my will, I really didn't mean it!I have always been an honest and good boy, but I was beaten into a trick by lust.

Gintoki nodded in satisfaction, opened the book and muttered: "Well... what are you talking about? That's it, the story of "Naruto", united and positive... it's the best for us."

"No," I knocked on Erlang's leg and vetoed, raised my eyelids and thought, "Well, I think I'm still cool, I want to hear the story of "Pearl Mermaid"!"

"This is JUMP Shonen! No shojo manga!"

"Oh, is that so? Then I'll take a step back." Turning over, I said casually, "Then I want to listen to the story of "SkipBeat"."

The corner of his mouth twitched silently, and Sakata Gintoki finally ran away: "Hey, I said Qinghe Bacai! You did it on purpose, you must have done it on purpose, right—! How could there be such a thing on "Jump Boy"?" Plant it! Please choose some normal ones, okay?"

"Are those abnormal? Alright, alright, I want to listen to "Hunter x Hunter"."

***

It took a long time to tell me a story, and then Yinshi was tortured so badly that he dropped the book and said, "Let's go, go eat!" After finishing speaking, he stood up first, walked to the curtain and looked back I seem to be waiting for my appearance.

I slowly got up and put on my shoes. In fact, apart from occasional dizziness and pain, the injury on my head was basically nothing else.After stepping out of the hood, a row of people sat on a log pole used as a chair. When they saw Yinshi and me coming, they moved away with their bowls in their arms.

Gui Ying came up to help me sit down, covered a bowl of rice with a few green vegetable leaves, and said, "Why don't you take a rest, if you are hungry, let us bring you food."

"Do you want to raise me like a pig pen?" I looked at the vegetable leaves on the rice in disgust, pursed my lips and looked around in displeasure, and found that there were fewer vegetable leaves in other people's bowls than mine, so I could only purse my lips I stuffed it into my mouth, I just felt that it was just passed through with boiling water, and there was no taste at all.So he put the bowl on his knee in displeasure: "I know you're doing it for my own good, but it's also good for me to go out for a walk. Besides, I'm not seriously ill, just injured."

Gui frowned: "Well, is it? But it's better to pay attention."

"Don't worry, it's fine."

As I said that, I picked up the rice and didn't eat the vegetables. I just took a few mouthfuls of dry rice, and then said, "I'm full."

"Eh? Is that all you want to eat?" Gui turned to look at me, a little worried.I grinned like a fool: "I also want to maintain my perfect angel figure."

Putting the bowl on the ground, I stood up, Gui wanted to come up to help me, but I quickly said no.I'd like to go for a walk alone, it's not a big deal.

Thinking that I had already walked away from the place where they had a group dinner, I thought about going to the medical team to find Yingzi, but when I walked into the medicine room, I found that there was only one young man from the medical team decocting the medicine. I, Sakurako, was not here, and they gave me another lesson, saying that I should take a good rest now and so on.I walked out of the medicine room with a perfunctory "oh oh oh".

I planned to go back, but wouldn't it be boring to just go back like this.After standing there for a while, I decided to take a long way back.However, when I was about to reach the empty warehouse tent, I heard a voice similar to Sakurako.

"Um, ah... wait."

I stopped walking unnaturally, stood on the spot and listened carefully, and I remembered that voice again, it was a slightly hoarse cry.The voice was not loud, as if trying to suppress it, and there was gasping in the middle.What's the situation? This is it?Why is this voice so familiar?

I walked carefully step by step to hide behind the curtain of the tent, and heard the rough panting inside getting stronger and stronger. It was obviously not a person's voice, but Yingzi was with another man.

"Be patient..."

"Huh?" I quickly covered my mouth, only to feel an unnatural fever on my cheeks, the voice just now was, it was Quanji's!What are they two doing here...?Isn't it obvious.I really want to see it.But will you find out?No, this is not the point, the point is what position they are in now?Bah... what am I thinking!

Taking a deep breath quietly, I poked my head out weakly, and through the slits of the curtain, I saw two naked people stepping up and down, Yingzi's long golden hair was particularly obvious.Both of them were on a delivery cart, and the cart was still shaking and making a "creaking" sound.

Obviously, these two people are doing adult sports that are not suitable for children and require mosaics, and the shortness of breath makes people feel a little... Poof, what are you doing!

He quickly turned his head back and rubbed his eyes vigorously.I heard that seeing things that shouldn't be seen will cause a needle's eye. I don't know how to get a needle's eye... However, in retrospect, the relationship between Izumiyoshi and Sakurako seems really strange.

I squatted down and moved away carefully, not wanting to disturb the good things of the two of them.Although Yingzi is my good friend, it seems that this is obviously what Yingzi wanted, and I also know Quanji's personality.Since it was consensual, wouldn't it be embarrassing for both of us if I showed up.

Speaking of which...the group of big men in the military camp haven't touched a woman for a long time, right?Gintoki, Takasugi, Katsura, and Sakamoto said that they took me to places that are not suitable for children before departure.It's just that it's been so long, don't you still think about that? !

I covered my face with my hands and looked up at the sky through my fingers. I really wanted to scream, you bastard! ! !What the hell am I thinking!I'm ashamed to see people, I'm ashamed to see people... Oh, right.In other words, if you think about it, there should be no problem. I am already a person who is about to pass my real age, and I have been innocent for such a long time.

After slowly moving out of the "dangerous zone", I slowly stood up and casually patted the dust on my knees, and a figure gradually shrouded in front of my eyes.I raised my head in surprise, and slowly petrified.The silver-white headed man standing in front of him was tilting his head and looking at me in surprise, with red eyes looking at me.I feel like he doesn't know what's going on in that empty warehouse...

No, that's not the point.

Why do you feel a little strange?