[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

At this time, we are already standing near the gate of the general tower, and I have to say that this journey is really frightening.

Let the princess pretend to be serious and frighten the guards around with the blood plasma, and walk all the way... Although it is effortless, but I probably guess that I will have no way to meet the Zhensengumi again, and will definitely become "wanted" "Often" or something, and then the whole Edo will release paper with my photo printed on it like a flyer. The photo on the top must be serious, ugly, ugly, and without any aesthetic feeling, and then there are several zeros below. At that time, I was probably no different from Gui and Takasugi.

Compared to me, Yueyong, Gintoki, and Shinbaji, the happy Princess Sumiya, and the equally happy little Kagura and Nobuhime, there is no delay in pretending to be cute.Shaking S female trio or something, I think I am really old... I can't keep up with the trend and thinking of shaking S in the new century.

"However, Your Royal Highness, our next move will become very dangerous, please find a place to hide first!" Yue Yong reminded with a very serious expression, while Princess Cheng Ye turned to her with a firm expression. We said "I want to fight with you until the last moment", then turned around and strode up... I don't know what kind of difficult moves the princess is doing, she always stumbles On the steps of the stairs...

The expression of rolling eyes is basically the same as that of the young general and Okita after being abused, but the ground can no longer tell whether it is the blood of the princess or the plasma in the hand, and he resolutely left a death message on the ground—— - "House of Everything".

"What kind of trouble is this going to be? Didn't you just say that you want to stay with us until the last moment! What are the meanings of this!"

"No, no, no, no, now is not the time to be anxious, you should think about what to do." I took a deep breath and comforted Xin Baji, who was standing on the side and was busy complaining: "If such a scene is discovered, then I really can’t say anything clearly, or we’ll cut the corpse up!”

Then Xinnv and I happily drew out our knives.So Xinbaji was not calm anymore, and roared at us for a while: "Hey, you are the one who needs to calm down!"

"Bastard, what did you do to the princess!" Probably finally aware of something, the guards below swarmed up.

In this case, Kagura was the only one who was "calm when things happen". He said "Chengye-chan, wait for me", and then rudely pushed Princess Chengye's "corpse" into the grass.I stood by and stared intently at Kagura's calm "destroying corpses and eradicating traces".

"All the national thieves like you will be executed on the spot, and none will be left! Women and children must not be spared!" The guards who rushed up had an absolute advantage in numbers, and after a mighty roar, they rushed forward.

Yueyong, Kagura, and Xinnv and I looked at each other and nodded. We jumped up the city wall with a somersault. The guards with weapons in their hands calmly unfolded the purple umbrella in front of them, and the wooden sticks were blocked and could not move forward.

"Women and children, how dare you speak of Alu!"

The white figure descended lightly from top to bottom, the long knife in her hand was shining with silvery white light, and the believer lightly landed on the wooden pole of the weapon, bent her knees and squatted halfway, and said in a light tone, "The master is not right, he really despises women The rotten country", and flew away in a second, and the wooden handles were all broken, and the cut surfaces were neat.After a loud noise, the guards just now rolled down the stairs in a puff of smoke.

I landed lightly from the high wall and stood among the crowd, but I was not noticed by the hostility. Their eyes were all on the smoky stairs.Raising the gun in his hand, the leading man gave the order: "Fire!" The people behind raised their guns together, but in the second second there was a series of crisp metal friction sounds.

"If you have the ability, you might as well stop it and try to stop the woman you despise!" Yue Yong appeared from top to bottom, the row of kunai inserted into the muzzle just now was obviously Yue Yong's handwriting, Yue Yong continued to say: "Maybe try to protect it, this ostentatious city built with women's tears! If you forget its name, let me tell you one more time—!"

In the panic of being surrounded on three sides, he yelled the command "kill", but fell to the ground with blood gushing in the second second.The wakizashi in my hand was slowly put back into the scabbard. I looked at the guards around me who were terrified and didn't notice my sudden appearance. I smiled at them contemptuously, and pulled out the wakizashi for the second time. The scene is completely blocked.

After the guards fell one after another, the second wave of reinforcements came in astonishment.

"Qingcheng!" Fighting side by side with Yueyong, Kagura, and Xinnv: "Come to Qingcheng!"

Yue Yong took a step back, stepped on the first floor of the stairs, and flipped up the stairs. During the leap, the black kunai fluttered from the fingers like slow motion, dyed with bright red decorations; the white figure shuttled freely Among the noisy crowd, a touch of long blue hair and indifferent red eyes merged with the red; there was a constant "da da da" sound, and only the light of red gold bullets was overwhelming, and Kagura's The purple umbrella is here to show its magic.

There was a whirlwind in his hand, and the guard in front of him was blown away, and after the whirlwind dissipated, he stabbed into the belly of the guard in front without hesitation.The terrified expression on my face has not receded, I took two or three steps and ran to the other side.

Sakata Gintoki's moves are a bit rude, but it's not that they are similar to me. The wooden sword engraved with the words "Lake Toya" is particularly active on such a battlefield; In fact, the new Baji with the "bright spot" is also unusually powerful under such circumstances. In my opinion, it is not impossible to defeat a hundred with one.

All the opponents fell to the ground in the first round, and when Yinshi, Yueyong, Kagura, Shinbaji, and Xinnv were taking a nap back to back, the second round came up again, with the sticks and guns in their hands pointing at us, looking majestic.

"Silver Sauce, how many enemies do we have against Alu?"

"100 people, 200 people... Ah, don't count, I'm going to fall asleep if I count it any more." Yinshi was as unfocused as ever, and he was still casual in the face of the second round of powerful attacks: "Listen up Now, don’t leave your companion’s side for a single step, entrust your back to everyone and don’t think about anything, just focus on knocking down the enemy in front of you! As long as you are not knocked down, no one will fall.”

The silvery-white blade in my hand turned halfway in the air, and only Xinnv and I used real knives in the entire battlefield.

"Incarnation of a sharp blade, piercing through the barrier. Destroy that ridiculous toy that Tokugawa Sadazawa has set." Gintoki suddenly pointed straight ahead: "The war of stealing the country has officially begun—!"

In front of him was a building that seemed to be called a "human tower wall", but in fact it was nothing more than a human wall of wooden shields.Gintoki stepped on the leader's head directly, and Wakizashi in my hand split the wooden shield right behind me. Before the sawdust fell to the ground, the blade of Wakizawa who split the wooden shield suddenly turned and slashed past, blood along with The sawdust fell to the ground together, and heavy sounds and babbling screams filled the entire sky.

Gintoki's charge, my vanguard, Xinbaji's right wing, Yueyong's left wing, Kagura and Shinnome behind each other.There is no loophole to take advantage of.

I remember Okita Sougo once said that the group of guys in the house of all things cannot be destroyed even by an army.What's more, now there are two terrifying women, Yueyong and Xinnv.

"You are moths jumping into the flames to kill yourself! Fire stray bullets to crush you!" The revolving machine gun in front has already set its posture, and Kagura is also ready. The purple umbrella in his hand is unfolded, and a group of people hide in Kagura in a long strip No matter how powerful the stray bullet is, there is no way to move the purple umbrella, let alone us hiding behind it?

It can be used as a weapon, as a gun, and as a shield. This Yotu’s ancestral umbrella is really useful... Kagura, where did you buy that umbrella? I want one too, just let Hijikata pay.

We can't always hide behind the umbrella. After Yueyong, Xinnv, and Yinshi nodded their eyes, Yinshi stretched out his hand and threw his wooden knife high. When everyone's eyes were focused on the thrown wooden knife At that time, Yueyong and Xinnv jumped out of the umbrella together, and Blessing stepped on the walls on both sides and ran forward perpendicular to the walls.

Looking in astonishment at Yueyong and Xinnv who were approaching quickly, the commander panicked for a long time before issuing the order "Aim at both sides—" The heavy revolving machine guns turned around to aim at the delayed time, and Yueyong's row of kunai hit the two revolving machine guns. All holes.In a flash, Yin Shi had already grasped the wooden knife flying in the air, and jumped in mid-air.With an arrogant smile on his face, he suddenly fell to the ground...

"boom--!"

With a loud noise, smoke and dust billowed up, blocking the scene in front of them.

I was the first to get out of the umbrella and strode up the stairs, breaking through the smoke and dust and slowly standing still.Shinbachi and Kogami also stood on both sides of me.Looking around, people on both sides have all died.

Just as he was about to take a step forward, a crimson fireball suddenly attacked in front of him.I turned sideways reactively, and the fireball almost touched Yinshi's shoulder and fell to the ground with a loud noise.

"Reload! Blast them all to ashes!"

The second cannonball was launched immediately, and it was Xiao Kagura who was facing it.But I saw the little god calmly set up a posture, tightened the fingers of both hands holding the umbrella tightly, and opened a terrifying scratch on the concrete floor with debris and stones, and suddenly raised the umbrella in his hand, accumulating energy The roaring umbrella hit the shell.Gritting his teeth and roaring continuously, the cannonballs spun and concentrated near the city gate, and there was a violent explosion and smoke billowed up.

I almost dislocated my chin. I crouched down and looked at the umbrella in Kagura’s hand seriously. I couldn’t help but clap my hands and praise the umbrella in Kagura’s hand. Thumbs up!I must ask the earthworker to buy it for me some other day... wait, why earthworker?Because he was taken advantage of!

Just waiting for me to finish feeling, the collar of the back of the clothes was picked up, and I was sent directly into the mouth of the cannon.I curled up and turned my head to shrink into the muzzle. When it was dark in front of me, I pushed out the scabbard reactively. After a scream, there was the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.At this time, I slowly crawled out of the hole, raised my hand and protested loudly: "That's not the case, the original plot should be that Xinbaji flew into the mouth of the gun!"

"Oh, sorry, Aru, Cabbage. Next time I will develop Alu according to the original plot." Kagura calmly picked his nose and flicked his booger.

I crawled out of the hole and nodded with emotion, and said, "Hey, that's right! Kagura is such a good boy, and I'll buy vinegar kombu for you when I get back."

"Hey, hey, Miss Qinghe, can you stop doing this, and Kagura! Why am I the only one who treats this differently!"

The head was hit by a hand knife, Sakata Gintoki looked at me with dead eyes, patted the ashes rubbing against the muzzle of the gun on my shoulder, and complained: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and work!" Said After that, he detoured behind the cannon door and kicked away a guard who controlled the cannon.

Xinbaji caught up and was about to ignite. I stretched out my hand and patted the muzzle of the gun. The muzzle shifted and aimed accurately at the guards over there.I gave Xinbaji a thumbs up: "Aim, buddy!" Then Xinbaji looked at me, raised the flashlight and fired.

With a loud noise, smoke and dust billowed out, turning around, it was the general's gate.Reluctantly, I raised my hand and scratched my hair, and complained: "Finally, I have arrived at the gate of the general's house. Although I have lived here before, it looks really disgusting now."

"That's not okay, Bacai." Yinshi rubbed my head vigorously, and I followed Yinshi's hand and head shaking, listening to his playful voice: "You have to listen to Dad, you must You have to build a good relationship with the children before you can go to other people's houses to eat and drink for free. Now, let Dad teach you how to do it. Kagura, call the door!"

"Huh? But there is no doorbell, Aru..."

Yinshi's hand slowly left my head. When I was anxious to save my hair, Yinshi casually pointed to the cannon behind him with his thumb: "Oh, this will be troublesome... how about it?" , just use this."

Completely ignoring the guards' obstruction, compared to their panic, Kagura's joy was absolutely inversely proportional to them, happily sitting on the barrel of the cannon.

"General (earth)——jun (hao)——!"

"Please be friends with me!"

With a kick behind the cannon, the red-orange cannonball flew out suddenly, hitting the gate and emitting a burst of black smoke.Passing through the choking smoke, Sakata Gintoki kicked open the flimsy door, and walked in with a playful and careless voice, carrying a wooden knife: "Master General, I kept you waiting for a long time. Home delivery No. 1—Taifu— —Qingcheng Lily of the Valley, please see my lord."

Raising his head, he stood at the stairs with his hands behind his back, as if he was watching a clown juggling——Tokugawa Dingding had the greasy, disgusting smile on his face as always, seeing us, the group of "thugs" who came in unexpectedly There was no surprise or surprise.I don't know if he has already fully grasped it.

"Huh," closing his eyes and snorting softly, Tokugawa Sadaji seemed particularly disdainful: "I've also lived a long time. Looking at the past and present, there is no one who can fool the shogunate and tarnish the Tokugawa family crest like this, except you. Mo Please pray for forgiveness, you have committed a serious crime against the world."

At this time, Xinnv suddenly spoke. It is rare for her to speak so much today: "You are the one who committed the felony, and I am Nobuo Imai, a member of the patrol team. I have single-handedly grasped everything you have done up to now." For the sake of Tokugawa, I will arrest you on suspicion of instigating the assassination of ministers."

With a contemptuous and disdainful expression, she seemed indifferent to what Xinnv said just now: "I thought the surviving watchdog of the Yiqiao family would bark something, you want to use the law to punish me? Ha, to rule this country, as the law How should you sanction me?!"

"Hey, old man! You are too arrogant."

Yue Yong and I took a step forward and stood shoulder to shoulder.The wakizasa pulled out from my waist pointed at the dead old man standing on it under the silver light: "You as the law? Oh, if this is the case, then... I can only use the leader of the "Foxtail Society" to fight against barbarians." Your identity will kill you!"

Yue Yong looked extraordinarily indifferent, took out the pipe from her bosom, curled her slender fingers over it and lowered her eyes: "If this is not enough, if the law on earth is not enough to bring you to justice, because you... The tears left by Yoshihara's women and the blood shed by men, even if heaven condones, even if heaven does not punish, Yoshihara's law, the God of Death, will never forgive." Yueyong's eyes suddenly opened, the murderous purple eyes were like the first time. See her so beautiful and mysterious in Yoshiwara.

Putting the pipe into his mouth, Yue Yong slowly took it out with his hand, and said bitterly, "Release that man, what have you done to him!"

Seeing that Tokugawa Josada still had disdainful eyes and a contemptuous smile, Yueyong, who was extremely angry, separated two more kunai from his hands, and the three kunai flung them at Tokugawa Josada who still remained expressionless.

...After the metal rings collided with each other, the three kunai instantly turned into countless fragments and fell on the stairs.

The man who appeared suddenly, wearing a cage hat and dressed like a monk, appeared almost instantly.You can't see the man's appearance, but you can tell who the man is by just relying on the Buddha's stick in your hand and the heavy and powerful voice.The man ignored us, and chanted an unpredictable sentence: "When the sky changes, people who hate Amaterasu..."

Men dressed like monks and wearing bamboo hats came out from both sides, and the swaying Buddhist sticks in their hands reminded me of the heavenly and human subordinates I faced when I attacked the city when I was fighting against barbarians.Strange, uneasy feeling slowly turbulent in the bottom of my heart, like water drops falling into a calm pool, the ripples will become bigger and bigger.

"We are the messengers of the sky—the Yatagari, Amaterasu-in Naraku."

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly: "I don't know what to do."