[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

At noon, I told Yamazaki that I would not have dinner with him today, and hurriedly ran out from the Shinsengumi to Kabukicho, and from a long distance, I saw a person, a person, a person standing at the door of a certain dessert house, The uniform expression is a wretched smile grinning "hehe" at me, which made me feel cold.

"Gather here? Dessert shop? It was the person with no taste who proposed to gather here." Doudou stared at the pink and shiny fake store name on the door of the dessert shop, and turned to look at it without hesitation. Looking at the silver-haired man Sakata Ginshi, he instantly became extremely helpless, muttering "I knew it" in his heart.

I don't know how long I struggled with the shop assistants about Dingchun before finally agreeing to it to come in.

After Yinshi ordered a strawberry sundae, his expression was full of happiness; I looked at Dingchun for a long time, and finally bought him a carton of milk and poured it into the dog bowl. After a sound, I started to drink milk... The most amazing thing is Xiaoyu, because this guy is a robot, his taste is of course very different, so I ran out several blocks and bought her a barrel of gasoline for her to drink.

After settling these three... (quantifier omitted) guys, I finally sat down, picked up the coffee that Yin Shi ordered for me, and it was still full of mustard, and asked while stirring with a stirring spoon: "I said that silver Curly, why on earth did you appear here? Also, what was the meaning of your entrusted mission?"

"Treat me, Yin, like a prisoner, but I can't say anything, Yin." Without looking at me at all, Yinshi tasted his own strawberry sundae, and the next words were inexplicable Deviating from the original line: "Don't put the bad habits you developed in the Shinsengumi on me. I was originally a Shaking M. Don't think that wearing a uniform and holding a small leather whip can become a Shaking S! You can deceive others You can't lie to yourself, you can't lie to yourself if you can..."

Before I could say another word, my Wakizawa had already pulled out and directly pierced the table. I stood up and stepped on the position I was sitting on just now, leaning forward and grabbing Gintoki's collar: "Want to die once? You’re dead, right, the attribute is not the point, readers know whether I’m shaking S or M, what’s important now is that you answer the question I just asked you right away, right away!”

The sound of upper teeth colliding with lower teeth was ecstasy, but he still said bravely: "I, I, I... I can say what I said, but since you are begging me, should you reward me! For example, give me Buy a copy of JUMP, buy me a sundae, or you just... give me a kiss."

After Gintoki finished speaking, there was an abnormal silence and silence.

I narrowed my eyes and looked at the man in front of me, slowly loosened my grip on his collar, pulled out the wakizawa that was stuck in the table, and cast a vicious glance at the people who were all focused because of the sound just now.Everyone's terrified eyes flashed past, and they immediately went to do their own things.

He turned around and patted the place that I had stepped on just now, and sat down securely. He sighed and calmed down his over-excited heart just now, and turned to Xiaoyu: "I'm sorry, it's my fault, I shouldn't leave a normal person indifferent." Ask a guy of unknown origin. Xiaoyu, you should know...what is the heart of that guy of unknown origin, what does he want to do?"

Xiaoyu blinked, her light brown eyes were filled with innocence, and she said to me calmly for a while: "If Lord Qinghe kisses Lord Yinshi, I will tell Master Qinghe that he is willing."

Originally, I was going to reach out to pick up the coffee, but when my fingers touched the coffee cup, they suddenly stopped. My uncontrollable fingers hooked slightly, then I picked up the cup and stood up and threw it on the table, accompanied by splashing coffee. Dingchun, who was lying on the side shaking his ears, let out a scream, and I yelled: "You guys are sincerely playing me, aren't you!"

"Okay, okay, sit down quickly." Gintoki reached out and grabbed my wrist: "Wearing the Shinsengumi uniform and making a fool of yourself everywhere, tax thieves really have few entry requirements, and people like you can get hired. "

When I stretched out my hand to shake off Yin, I glared at him, and seeing his crimson eyes looked peaceful, I stretched out my palm and pressed down to show me to calm down.After I sat down, Yinshi reached out and took out a few pieces of paper to wipe the coffee in front of me, and said to himself: "I don't want to tell you about the extra, it's just...we plan to open a 'Everything House' .”

"You want to open Wanshiwu too?" Yinshi nodded amidst my shock.

I looked him up and down in disbelief, and the corner of my mouth twitched slightly: "Is it reliable, just you? The only keywords I saw you gave me were sweets, JUMP, and harassment. Just don't cause trouble... "

"Lord Qinghe, don't worry, we will assist Lord Yinshi." Xiaoyu looked at me seriously.

"No, I think it will be more difficult."

I rubbed my forehead with some headaches, and I took a last look at Yinshi, sighed a long sigh and unconsciously smiled on my face: "Although it is said to compete with Jinshi for business, it should be quite interesting." , I also thought of business.I never knew exactly what Yinshi asked Wanshiwu to do.

Before I could ask, there was a voice of "Wow, it's Mr. Jin Shi!" from the door.When he raised his head, he saw Jin Shi, who was surrounded by many shop assistants wearing maid outfits. His golden hair and blue eyes were directed towards me, and the smile on the corner of his mouth said a few words of apology to the people around him. Then he strode towards me: "Bacai, what are you doing here? Oh, Xiaoyu and Dingchun are both here. Granny Dengshi and Kagura are very anxious to find you."

When his eyes slowly looked at Yinshi, he fell silent unconsciously.

One can faintly feel the sparks of anger bursting out from the eyes of the two men.

"Dingchun and I won't go back." It was Xiaoyu who interrupted the two men's flirtatious glances, standing in the middle with extraordinary momentum: "We also appeared this time to challenge you, we have already decided to fight with Silver Master Shi also opened a master house together!"

Jin Shi was stunned for a moment, and looked at me who walked beside him, as if he was asking whether I was genuine or not.

I stood beside Jin Shi and nodded, pointing at each person and one table.

"Is that so, a match?" Jin Shi suddenly had a scornful smile of unknown meaning, put his arms around my waist and wrapped me in his arms, bowed his head and kissed my lips in front of everyone, The tongue moved around the mouth, then turned to look at Yinshi.When I looked up at Jin Shi's expression in astonishment, I found that Jin Shi showed a perfect and stress-free expression in front of everyone, tilted his head and said: "Although it is a competition, the result is still without suspense Yes. I have the Goddess of Victory, and the outcome of the fight has been announced from the very beginning."

Yin Shi, who had a shocked expression just now, slowly lowered his head, his bangs blocked his eyes, making it impossible to see his expression at this time.

After a brief silence, his shoulders suddenly began to tremble unnaturally, and then came a terrifying laugh: "The Goddess of Victory? Is she the Goddess of Victory? Don't say that, she will forget herself with pride Surname or something." Suddenly raised his head, Yinshi's expression was slightly distorted, but it gave me a feeling of extra joy: "That cabbage is just the daughter of Donkey Kong."

Yin Shi, who was striding towards me, kept holding my wrist with his hand, and slowly raised his other hand to wipe my lower lip and raised his chin to kiss again.There was a "buzzing" buzzing in my head, and it seemed to explode instantly after Yinshi's kiss fell.

Don't talk about pushing him, don't talk about biting him, I am immersed in whether I am a Mary Sue for a moment, whether I am being scrambled by two men or become a tool of two men's anger, Yin Shi Slowly separated from me, looked at me with red eyes, left an unexplained complaint of "a mouthful of gasoline smell", then turned and walked away.

"Smell of gasoline?!" I raised my hand, touched my mouth and put it in front of my nose to smell it. I didn't feel gasoline, but the smell was a little subtle.

There was a burst of cheers from the dessert house. The happy guests either took pictures or swiped Weibo when they saw this bloody drama, but obviously everyone misunderstood what happened just now?Think I'm a happy woman being fought over by two men?No, that's just someone else's perspective. As the person involved...my feeling is that I have become a tool for these two people to vent their protests.

Jin Shi looked down at me, and there was an unknown emotion in his blue eyes: "Are you okay? Did I hurt you just now? I'm sorry..."

"It's okay, it's okay." I shook my head, thinking that I'm not that hypocritical yet.

Jin Shi clasped his hands on my shoulders and led me away from the dessert house, taking a completely opposite path from Yin Shi and the others.Halfway through, I glanced back at Gintoki, walking side by side with Gintoki, and couldn't help asking softly, "Gintoki, what is the commission for that man named Sakata Gintoki to come to Master House? The reason for the sudden development What is it?"

Unexpectedly, Jin Shi fell silent for a while.

I raised my head to see Jin Shi's expression, and Jin Shi suddenly said, "Well, I don't know either. But don't meddle in this matter. If you get hurt because of him, I will definitely not forgive you." His." The big hands rubbed my head back and forth: "Bacai, you go back to the Zhenxuan group, be careful on the road, don't make me worry about you all the time."

"Yeah." He replied dully, but his mind was completely out of the way.

Always feel that something is wrong, always feel that something is wrong.