[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

The woman with blue long hair and red eyes in a white uniform of the "Itinerant Team" can almost stand on the upright wall at this time, and the way her hair hangs down makes me feel scared.On the dark and narrow path between the two floors, holding two long knives in her hands, a silver light flashed, and the woman's toes touched the wall and flew down instantly.

When I raised my leg and wanted to kick her in the chest, she crossed her knives as a protection and kicked right at the cross point.

I pushed back, the high-heeled shoes scratched a burst of dust on the ground, quickly discerned the movement of the woman in front of me, and rushed up with a roar from the bottom of my throat, the sound of the rapidly waving wakizashi and the collision of cold weapons became louder bigger and bigger.

Although the wakizashi is short, its driving force is also immeasurable. The woman's long blue hair was cut off when it was rolled up.I was supposed to have the upper hand, but at this time the woman suddenly changed her posture of using the sword in her hand to block the attack and stepped back. The two j□j crosses rotated, and the two silver-white long swords in her hand swung across my head. department.

In a hurry, the heels of my high heels hit the ground, I lowered my waist to look at the double blades passing by above me, at the same time, my body leaned towards the woman very quickly, and my head turned slightly outward.

Finding a gap, she stood up straight, and suddenly raised the Wakizashi in her hand to look at her waist. The woman gave a low snort to express her surprise, and then gave up the Taidao with her left hand and grabbed the handle of Wakizashi with her bare hands.The red liquid fell down the palm, and the Taidao that had just been released hadn't landed on the ground, the woman suddenly kicked the handle of the Taidao, looking at the kicked Taidao.The back of my Taidao in my right hand slid along the blade to the Kiriha on the handle, then half-hanged in a circle and picked up again, and fell down again just to step on my right wrist, and then the blade stabbed firmly into the ground.

Frowning slightly, I drew back Wakizawa and did a backflip to distance myself from him.

The woman looked at the wound on her palm expressionlessly, put it to her mouth and licked it, then stretched out her hand expressionlessly and pulled out the Taidao that had been pierced into the ground, and approached me again with both swords in her hands.

However, at this moment, there was a burst of clapping.The girl who had a murderous look just now raised her head immediately, her dull eyes became bright instantly, and she rushed towards me behind.I slowly turned around in astonishment, and saw the girl squatting on the side holding a...donut with great enjoyment.The lean and thin man who was facing me looked at me with fishy eyes and said emphatically: "Oh, isn't this Qinghe Bacai? The fight just now was really exciting. It belongs to the black and white of the elites. ah."

Isaburo Sasaki, who was wearing a white uniform of the "Itinerant Team", looked at me with a blank expression after sending a box of donuts to the girl in his hand.

As expected of a boss and a subordinate, their expressions are almost identical.

"Who is she?" Putting away the wakizawa, I looked at the girl squatting on the side eating a donut, sighed and stretched out my hand to cover the small wound on my right arm: "Is she from the heavens? Why is she here?" Here? Also, are you from this area? Why don’t you guard your area, what are you doing here, Sasaki.”

He took out a clean white handkerchief from his pocket and threw it to me lightly, and said in a strange tone: "Oh, oh, I will be very sad when you say that. I came here to protect you and save you. Although I am an 'elite' ', but it is still very difficult to protect you from the group of Tiandaozhong."

"That's really embarrassing, thank you! So please, can you explain to me the reason of the matter first?" With a perfunctory sentence, I spread my handkerchief to cover the wound, then turned my head and looked at the squatting The girl who was finishing the last donut on the side, the wound on her hand was no longer bleeding at this time, her damn recovery ability was even better than Yetu's.

Sasaki began to introduce his subordinates: "Xinnv is the assassination elite I poached from the Assassination Department. I feel that it fits our management group very well. And her target this time is you who are more active in the day - 'Poison Girl' Qinghe Bacai. Although some people say they want to get rid of you, some people still ask me to keep you, and you are considered an elite I was very optimistic about, so it would be a pity to just do this."

I raised my eyebrows. To be honest, I thought I was going to die just now!At this time, the girl who seemed to be called "Xinnv" had stood up and walked to Sasaki's side, and the knife had been put away.He raised his hand and stroked his hair, suddenly looked at the wound on his palm in a daze, put it to his mouth and licked it again.

When I saw that girl, I felt a chill in my heart. It was a girl who was so terribly paralyzed.I shivered and said, "I'm leaving if I have nothing to do."

"Wait, leave your phone number." Talking to himself, Isaburo Sasaki took out his phone from his arms: "I sent you a text message before but you never replied, and when I called again, I found out that it was shut down. Although not I know what's going on, but for the sake of convenience, let's say the phone number again."

The mobile phone that was split in half by Takasugi appeared in my mind, and I let out a long sigh.Takasugi's act can be regarded as saving me, and it saved me from Sasaki's information harassment for a long time.He raised it and waved it: "I'm sorry, my phone is out of charge, I'll go first, goodbye." Then he ran away like this.

"There is a troublesome person who is going to the Zhensengumi." Sasaki's words echoed behind him: "Of course, don't bother me. If you think it's really annoying, just get rid of it. That's the most sensible choice." .”

I totally, don't know what that statement means.

But when I got back to Shinsengumi, I understood.

It was late when I got back to the Shinsengumi, so I went back to my room and went to sleep.Early the next morning, I heard a burst of rap noise. I was so annoyed that I didn't have time to change into my blue pajamas, so I kicked open the sliding door of the room with one step."Yoooo, yooo" in the big yard was a man I didn't know at all, with a fat, chubby body wearing a Shinsengumi team uniform, wearing sunglasses and a red headscarf, and an exaggerated little circle Stubble.

"Bastard!" With a roar, I stepped out of the room without stepping on the lawn of the big yard with bare feet and grabbed the unknown guy by the collar, gritted my teeth and warned earnestly: "Hurry up and turn off the music for my mother!" , or I'll put you in the tape recorder!"

The guy's face was condensed into a ball with a tangled face, and the rap music was still not over, so the guy started casually: "Hey, beautiful lady, don't be violent, be careful that you will be ignored in the future. Beautiful lady, put your hands down, be careful that you will be there in the future by."

"Huh?" I let go of him, took two steps back and looked down at my own attire, raised my hand nonchalantly and waved the frizzy long hair of the shawl: "Be quiet, I'm going back to sleep Jue, if you dare to quarrel again, I will really stuff you into the tape recorder."

I walked to the tape recorder and reached out to turn it on, then pulled off my pajamas and strode back to the room. Before I stepped into the room, there was a sound of "Yaoyao Chuck" behind me.I clenched my fist and turned around again, only to be pointed at the nose by the man: "Let's use Rap to decide the victory?"

"Rap?" I blinked my eyes and turned my head to look at the recorder playing loud music, and looked down at the green ground, and then said: "Yaoyao Cheke, let's have a set of wasabi sushi, you say wasabi I said yes!"

"Oh~NO! FUCK! Weak burst!"

As soon as the man's voice fell, there was a "bang--", and the man's whole body was embedded in the wall.I calmly and slowly withdrew my legs to pretend to be completely innocent, folded my arms and shook my head helplessly and sighed regretfully: "Oh~NO! FUCK, I'm so weak~~~~"

If I had known that I would have solved the problem in this way from the beginning, I would have been too kind.

***

"What——? The son of the Sasaki clan?!" I pointed to the man sitting on the floor leaning on the wooden wall of the kendo hall, who was holding his mobile phone and "clicking" while chewing gum, "bajibaji" "of.Don't question or be surprised, this is the little boy I stuck into the wall early this morning.

And my question comes from the information from Kondo Kikucho.Standing beside me with arms folded and nodding, Kondo continued: "Yes, but I don't know what happened, he is the only one who has become a little bastard who is not doing his job properly. He has no way to discipline him, so he is sent to us trusteeship."

"What is Sasaki Isaburo doing? Put his younger brother here in 'trusteeship', as a 'nursery'? Have you paid? I thought this was an orphanage! Hurry up and drag him out to this queen and cut him off It's—!" As soon as I finished speaking, I was squatted on the ground in a circle by the earthwork, and I almost cried. My head was swollen and I turned my head to look at Master Juchang with a face of grievance, but saw Master Juchang's hearty "haha "Laughed non-stop.

"In short, is he just a dandy who was abandoned by his parents who cared about the world's eyes, and he was willing to degenerate?" Okita glanced at the inside called The young boy of "Sasaki Tetsunosuke" who didn't look too old sighed.

Tufang lifted my collar: "You beat him this morning, right?"

"Yes, but he made me sleep. I got up and said angrily... Besides, it turned out to be Isaburo Sasaki's confidant! Damn it! Troublesome guy!" Gritting his teeth and raising his fist, Hijikata landed his second fist .

——Qinghe Bacai, died.Only 21 years old.

Fuck!

"Anyway, since he's here, it's not good to drive him away again... No problem, just entrust us with a team." Smiling confidently and dangerously, Okita said: "I let him go to the front line and immediately go to work on duty." died in the line of duty."

Although Kondo's expression was calm, I still saw a trace of cold sweat on his forehead: "No, no, this is not acceptable. If there is something wrong, how can I explain it to my superiors." After thinking for a long time, Kondo Kikucho seemed to have thought of something very important : "Oh, by the way, Fourteen, didn't you say you wanted a small surname?"

Under the "horrified" expression on Tufang's face, I slowly unfolded a wretched smile: "Let you bully me again!"