[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

In the hospital, the two children of Wanshiwu, Xiaoyu and Catherine all looked extremely depressed.

It was the first time I saw Catherine like this. With both hands supporting the glass of the intensive care unit, two bloodstains appeared in her eyes. In the past two days, Catherine has been in this state to worry about her mother-in-law.And Xiaoyu didn't know how many times she comforted Catherine, how many times she advised her to go to rest, she just looked at Granny Dengshi lying inside without making a sound.

Shinpachi and Kagura are also having a tsundere conversation that doesn’t want to reveal their true thoughts. In other circumstances, I would think that these two little guys are really cute, but at this time I also join their ranks .Leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, with an arrogant face and an expression of "that old woman won't die easily", he looked at Deng Shi lying on the hospital bed, and the oxygen mask was covered by white again and again. foggy.

"Miss Qinghe..." Xiaoyu's pleasant voice woke me up from the stupefied silence, and I let out a stiff "ha".The robot girl in front of me smiled at me: "Thank you for sending Lord Gintoki and Lord Toshi to the hospital, and also calling us to inform us."

"Eh? No, you're too out of touch..." I replied casually, I straightened my body and moved my stiff shoulders: "Anyway, I'm also a frequent visitor to Dengshi Wine House. I want to go to the wine house to drink again The wine poured by Grandma Dengshi."

"Pour wine?"

A rough man's voice slowly sounded.He turned his head and looked at the 1.8-meter-tall middle-aged man approaching. He must be a man, right...why is he wearing women's clothes?Why are you still wearing heavy makeup?Why are you pulling a woman's hair?Seeing him coming with white flowers in his arms, is he here to pay homage to the dead?Please don't dress so full of slots when it's so solemn!

As I looked at him with astonished eyes, I saw Xinbaji standing up suddenly: "Miss Xixiang?"

Miss Xixiang?Fuck me, I said Xinbaji, are you getting worse from myopia?Or did you cross?I can't understand how you can look at such a strong man and call him "Miss".

But... Xixiang?One of the Four Heavenly Kings of Kabukicho?

"Hey, Wanshiwu...you are homeless." Xixiang said casually, threw the white flower in his hand to Xinbaji, raised his hand to help his hair: "It's really stupid, I You already warned her like that and let her run away. Hmph, but... I don’t plan to say sorry or anything like that. I didn’t do anything, that’s right, it will be the same from now on.”

With clenched fists faintly, the Miss Xixiang in front of her seemed to have made up her mind: "The day after tomorrow, your store will be destroyed by the forces of our Four Heavenly Kings."

"Eh?" Amidst the astonishment of the crowd, Miss Xixiang's words continued: "It's the day after tomorrow, so you still have time. Go back and pack your luggage and leave here!"

As soon as the words fell, the one who reacted first was the always gentle Xinbaji.Throwing the flower that Xixiang Duo gave to him viciously on the ground, the white flower was shattered, facing Xin Baji's tightly clenched fist with round eyes: "Why, why did it become like this!?"

"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about! Is this something you can control!" I took a step forward, and while I was roaring, that Miss Xixiang looked me up and down for a while, and covered her face with a sneer: "You didn't hear clearly. Is it? But I don’t remember that there are people like you in Master’s House or Toshi’s wine shop. But I don’t care what you are, there is no place for you here. The whole street, Kabukicho has basically become you enemy."

My brain was completely fixed on "I don't care what you are", and the vague meaning of "outsider" once again occupied my brain.With tightly clenched fists, I was about to yell back when Yinshi suddenly appeared, "Qinghe, don't meddle in this matter."

He desperately wanted to open his mouth, but was beaten back to his original shape by Yinshi's words.

"Yinshi!" When I wanted to argue again, Yinshi's eyes no longer fell on me, and he was facing Miss Xixiang again: "Has your son been kidnapped?"

"They seem to want to test me," Xixiang said in a helpless tone, and slowly turned around to face Yinshi: "Exam, can these guys entrust you?"

With an emotion in his eyes that I can't understand, Yinshi said calmly: "Don't worry, I don't plan to let him open that kind of humble store. After that, it's up to you."

what……?

"You bastard..." With an angry voice coming from under her throat, Catherine rushed forward, tightly grasping Yinshi's collar with both hands, staring at him with a ferocious face and wide eyes: "You... …When Grandma Toshi encounters this kind of thing and even the store is about to be thrown away, are you going to run away with your tail between your legs!?”

Yinshi tilted his head, his expression was a little funny, and he looked hopelessly depressed: "Do you mean to ask me to fight? Jiro-chan alone beat me to such a virtuous level."

His appearance at this time made me very surprised, and the word "chunyu" in my mind became more and more profound against my brain.Catherine's yelling still didn't end, words like "No Kind" and "Bastard Sakata", and she yelled loudly that even if everyone left, Catherine herself would never leave.

"Do you know why the old woman went alone?" Yin Shi lowered her head, "It's to protect us. If you still want to go to die like this, then do whatever you want, just wait here to die. Anyway, both Master's House and the old woman's shop are destined to close...we have nothing to do with each other, so..."

Meanwhile, Gintoki looked at me standing behind Catherine with an indifferent expression.And finally being noticed by Yinshi, I was overwhelmed with joy and expectation when I heard what he said next: "So an outsider like you should stop meddling in this kind of thing."

Yinshi reached out and moved Catherine's hand away, and walked straight to my side: "Do you understand, Qinghe Bacai."

——So a guy like you who is more of an outsider should stop meddling in this kind of thing.

I lowered my head and stared at the toe of the shoe, recalling what Yinshi said just now in my mind.

--outsider.

Clenching my trembling fist tightly, I dare not look into Yinshi's eyes... because just now I saw Yinshi's eyes, which were unprecedented, full of helplessness and struggle.What is even more unbelievable to me is that I have always been just an "outsider" in Yinshi's heart.

"Ayin!" There were some angry shouts, but the person involved remained silent.

No, what am I thinking, it's not about me now!That's right... I was just an "outsider" from the very beginning, ever since I came to this world.It's time for me to recognize the reality, so... In fact, it's okay, so it doesn't matter.

"I see."

I'm sure he won't run away with his tail between his legs.

"I won't get involved in this matter anymore..." I slowly let go of my tightly clenched hands, I sighed, raised my head to look at Sakata Yintoki, and then turned my head to look at the window helplessly. Mother-in-law Toshi: "Actually, the Shinsengumi people don't let me take care of this matter. Besides...as a woman, if you take care of too many things, it will be very annoying. Well, but then again Yes, if you want to give me your new home address after you move, I will send you a greeting card during the holidays."

After taking two steps back, I said something like "If there is nothing else, I will go first", then turned and left.

Behind me were the voices of Shinpachi and Kagura-chan calling my name, and Catherine's furious voice. I calmly walked into the elevator, raised my hand and pressed the button on the first floor, and then leaned against the wall of the elevator.It was reopened after a while, and the first floor was faced with the sound of the empty machinery in the hospital hall. I turned around and went to the stairs and walked up step by step.

Nosy?Hehe, what a pity... I'm a nosy woman.

As an outsider, I still want to intervene in these things.

I really don't want to be a nosy woman, but sometimes, I still can't help meddling.Probably being nosy is the special hobby of women like us.Or... Maybe it's because I really don't want to see them like that.

I will never forget the distraught look in Gintoki's eyes; Catherine, who has always been carefree and lazy, has been looking at the mother-in-law who is still in danger behind the glass; Everyone knows the relationship between them... Even the robot Xiaoyu is particularly concerned about the injury of Dengshi's mother-in-law.

So what if I'm a nosy, annoying woman?

Relying on the dark stairway, I sat on the stairs.I don't know how long it took, but there was a phone call from the hospital, saying that Grandma Dengshi had woken up out of danger.I was still sitting on the stairs and waiting quietly... I don’t know how long it took, but the time I looked at my phone had already shown that it was late at night. What I said when I arrived at the bank: "Grandma, I will definitely pay back the rent I owe you. So, wait for me..."

Hiding in the corner, looking out slowly along the corner of the wall, the sound of footsteps fading away and Yin Shi's unchanging back made me gradually feel at ease again.At the same time, I could also hear the indistinct, helpless laughter of Mother-in-law Dengshi.

Walking out of the corner, leaning against the door frame of Dengshi's mother-in-law's ward was a man with scars on his face and a half-cut man. I really didn't want to talk to him with that vulgar hairstyle, and the guy still looked surprised, "You You, you, didn't you leave early?" and so on.

"Oh, it's Qinghe." Grandma Dengshi lay on the bed, looking at me.

I walked into the ward with a smile, and pulled away the chair next to Grandma Toshi: "I'll take you to Kabukicho the day after tomorrow!"

"Didn't you promise Yinshi not to take care of this matter?" With a smile, Granny Dengshi poked at her weakness.I smiled awkwardly and shrugged helplessly: "Why, I am a 'people's note', and serving the people is what I should do. Besides, my 'Shimizu House' is also in 'Kabukicho'."

Then he looked down at Granny Dengshi's serious face, and grinned: "I'm just joking, I'm just meddling in my own business."

I took out my mobile phone and sent a text message to the subordinates of the Foxtail Club: All of them are waiting in ambush near the Dengshi Grandma Restaurant the morning after tomorrow, waiting for me to disappear.