[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

In this way, when I returned to the Shinsengumi again, even the position had been promoted.When I got the uniform, I was stunned when I saw the white scarf.I remember that the scarf was only owned by the captains, or vice-captains and Ju-chan, but when I asked Kondo what my position was, he was vague and didn't know.

I really want to kick him to death.

Of course, I know the reason why the senior officials of the shogunate pulled me into the Shinsengumi.It is their ultimate goal to let the barbarians and the barbarians kill each other. They think their ideas are very smart, but they don't know, and I also have my own ideas.

Among the rogues, there are some who just use the excuse of "removing the barbarians" to do those hateful things, and there are some radicals who do things without thinking, all of which I want to eliminate.Now the anti-barbarian faction with a bad reputation can gradually become stronger only by gathering the power of the masses, and gather everyone's will to overthrow the shogunate... No, it is just a puppet of heaven and man, my goal is the heaven and earth.

Wanting to understand my "ambition", the subordinates of the Foxtail Society also understood, and just for a period of time when my wound was recovering, they wiped out those local hooligans who used the excuse of "repelling barbarians" for me.

A month later, I was forced by Kikucho Kondo to go to Oedo Hospital for reexamination under the supervision of Toi Yamazaki.After reviewing the penetrating wounds on the scapula and palm, the doctor said that my wounds are recovering well, and holding the knife will not be a problem in the future.But I also told me not to use my arms too much during the recovery period, otherwise I may be injured again.

I looked at Yamazaki Tei who was standing behind me, listening carefully to his memory so that he could go back to report at any time, and I really wanted to kick him out.I was afraid that the doctor would say something like "don't eat mustard for wound recovery" dutifully, I pulled Yamazaki to thank the doctor and ran out of the hospital in a hurry.

When standing downstairs in the hospital, we became a little aimless again.Yamazaki retreated after I just dragged him and ran for a while, feeling a little overwhelmed by his physical strength, panting for a while with his hands on his knees, and then slowly asked me: "Qinghe, shall we go back to the village?"

Compared with Yamazaki Tui, I am more energetic and energetic. After a lazy waist, I stare blankly at the bracket with my right shoulder still hanging on my chest.Bundling until now is obviously a bit of an exaggeration.I reached out and disassembled it, and threw it into the trash can in the face of Yamazaki's astonished eyes: "Anyway, you are resting today, and you don't seem to have any work. Let me give you a holiday today. Let's go to the mountain with me." Sitting in the wine bar of the trend, I am too bored to panic when I am idle."

"It's really unexpectedly energetic..." said helplessly.

To be honest, the current scene can't help but remind me of the contrast between the ordinary, unspectacular Kuon and the energetic and restless Haruhi Suzumiya.When I thought of this, on the one hand, I was thinking about why I had such an idea, and on the other hand, I was thinking... Who are Ah Xu and Suzumiya Haruhi, and how would I know?

But for my opinion, Yamazaki obviously still can't accept it: "I took time to accompany you today. There is another monitoring job, which is to infiltrate. I'm going to prepare..."

"So you can't accompany me?" With a long sigh, I raised my right hand, looked at the dangling arm, then put it down, raised my left arm and put it on Yamazaki's shoulder and patted lightly: "Then the task Be careful, I'm going to Dengshi Winery."

Yamazaki nodded back, I turned around and walked towards Toshi Sake House.

When I turned around, Yamazaki stopped me.

"Thank you, Bacai."

Facing Yamazaki's words, I turned my head in astonishment and noticed the abnormal blush on Yamazaki's cheeks. After a brief moment of surprise, I sighed and said helplessly, "Virgin, don't pretend to be innocent to me."

***

When I opened the door of Dengshi Pavilion, I was completely petrified.What a scene to see three adorable kittens eating at this time.But ah... what I want to ask is, what is that orangutan next to me?An orangutan and why a chimpanzee?

"Oh, it's Qinghe." Leaning on the bar, Dengshi's mother-in-law was still wearing a hideous makeup, but compared to the makeup, her expression was obviously much softer.He casually asked, "Are you here to look for Yinshi?"

"No, I'm just here to have a sit." As I said that, I walked in, automatically ignoring the gorilla who was wolfing down bananas, and pulled away the chair at the bar and got down: "It seems that I came at a very bad time, but speaking... ...Grandma Dengshi, you still have cats."

"Hey, it was just a stray cat that was taken in a long time ago." Deng Shi looked down at the earless cat nestled on the chair, then turned and walked into the bar: "What do you want to drink?"

"Ice water is fine." As I said that, I slowly bent down and rubbed the head of the big tabby cat without ears, but the cat just closed its eyes and ignored my intentions. The tail is also hanging limply.Feeling a little bored, he glanced at the other two cats, and couldn't help but admire: "Hey, cats are really cute animals."

The orangutan, who was happily eating bananas just now, heard me say this, suddenly woke up and ran to me, lying on the ground, with black hair all over his body like steel thorns, lying on his back on the ground waving " hand", seems to be acting cute.There were actually two pinches of obvious blushes on my shy cheeks, but what I got in return was a chill from the bottom of my heart.Shrinking my neck and shaking, I reached out and took a banana and threw it to him: "You should continue to eat yours, hard work."

"I heard that you were injured," Bingshui was pushed down in front of me, Dengshi supported the bar table with both hands: "How is it? Are you better now?"

"The doctor said that the recovery is very good, and there will be no problem holding the knife in the future." I squatted down, moved the waist gap around my waist, and then took out a tube of mustard from under my clothes and waved it towards them: "Little cutie Ladies, do you want an extra meal? Wasabi, it's delicious!"

The two cats on the ground and the orangutan moved their food away in unison, and then looked at me warily.Seeing me put away the wasabi sadly, I felt relieved, and with rice smears on the corners of my mouth, they started their language communication.

Gorilla: "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

White cat: "Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow~ (It's dark and unrealistic, isn't it?)"

Black Cat: "Meow... (Alas...)"

Afterwards, the three animals moved in unison and cast contemptuous looks at me.

Directly ignoring their eyes, I reached out and picked up the black kitten on the ground, with a blue scarf tied around its neck. The little guy was still screaming "meow meow" while struggling, and then jumped from my lap to the ground.

"Eh? Really..." I climbed up and looked at the little black cat: "It's obviously very cute, don't I attract small animals to like me?"

I turned my head to one side, looked at the white kitten, and after half a second, I calmly turned my head away.Those dead fish eyes with no one in sight, I can bear enough just looking at Yinshi's eyes, should I continue to stare at those dead fish eyes endlessly?

"Qinghe, you seem to like kittens a lot?" Grandma Dengshi took a puff of the cigarette in her hand, protruding the smoke for a while, then lowered her head to look at the kittens eating cat food.

I nodded, and finally bent down and picked up the white kitten.Surprisingly, the body is much softer than the black cat just now.I put it on my knees, let it lie on my back on my legs, plucked its fur as if looking for something, and muttered: "Ah, or I will raise one, but the place seems to be Cats are not allowed. No matter, what I want to raise is... I named it Sakata Gintoki, you can see how similar his eyes are to Gintoki. Is it supposed to be a little tomcat? Is there a Tower of Babylon? ?”

The little white cat turned over with a scream of "Meow!", jumped to the ground, and slipped around behind the chair, with its legs on the ground, its front paws hugging the legs of the chair, and its movements were very human-like.With a grin at the corner of my mouth, I simply squatted down and hooked my fingers towards the little white cat.The little white cat stared at me with dead fish eyes, as if saying "Hey, hooligan! Stay away from me..." or something.

Then a black cat, a white cat, and an... orangutan, just left Dengshi's bar.

It always feels a little weird.

"Hi!" Granny Dengshi spoke suddenly, her eyes were looking ahead, her tone seemed to be casual: "Be careful not to lose Eggy, Yifang. If they take you away, you won't be able to come back."

The cats in front did not respond, but continued to walk out of Dengshi's bar.

When I was about to leave, the white cat with dead fish eyes looked back at me, with lazy eyes that seemed to have no emotion, and uttered a monosyllable "喵~" at me, as if I could understand it, I waved at it. Waving: "Bye bye~ You must find a cute kitten to mate with, I believe in your Tower of Babylon."

So he gave me a look of contempt and then quickly left Dengshi's wine shop.

I turned around and took a sip of ice water, and lay down lazily on the table: "Ah~ It's better to be a cat, you can eat without paying, and you can get love by being cute."

"Qinghe," Dengshi called out to me, and then extinguished the cigarette in his hand: "Perhaps those little guys will also think that it is very good to be human. As long as there is a goal, it doesn't matter what it is."

He stretched out his left hand to pick up the glass of ice water again, and drank the ice water in one gulp.Let the cold liquid slide down the throat, the feeling of suddenly waking up: "Yes, so I will find another target."