[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

I stretched out my hand to open the sliding door of "Shimizuya", and looked towards me with a pair of astonished eyes. After seeing the members of the Shinsengumi who followed me in behind me, Foxtail, who was still smiling just now, would The subordinates immediately stood up, drawing their knives and preparing to fight with a ferocious expression on their faces.And the two behind me were also oppressed and stretched out their hands to draw their knives.

I raised my hand and waved to signal them not to act rashly, and led them into Qingshui House: "The two of them are my guests, open the room on the third floor and prepare the food and drinks."

Under the puzzled eyes of my subordinates, I led Hijikata Toshiro and Yamazaki back to the room on the third floor.

I left the Shinsengumi since the civil unrest in the Shinsengumi was settled, and I haven't seen the two of them since.But this encounter, I personally think it is purely a "coincidence".In fact, I just came to my aunt and wanted to buy a towel for my aunt. Who knew that I would meet the two of them so "coincidentally".

After serving wine and food, as the hostess of "Shimizu House", I poured wine for the two of them. After the etiquette, I knelt down calmly, poured wine for myself and drank a glass first.

"It looks quite like that," Hijikata Toshiro said with a sigh after taking a sip of his wine.

I nodded, picked up a peanut with my chopsticks, stuffed it into my mouth, and said vaguely: "Of course, I am also the owner of 'Qingshui House' anyway. I don't look like it...but then again , Did the two of you come here by chance? Or have you wandered around here for a long time?"

Hijikata didn't answer my question directly, but turned around the Devil's Cult and said, "There is information that you have a secret connection with Katsura Kotaro, and you will go to Yoshihara in a few days. You killed the Phoenix Fairy in Yoshihara. There is truth The members of the selection team saw that you were all wounded and were taken back to a remote and quiet small house by your subordinates to rest."

"Yes, yes, and then? Don't tell me that you just confirmed the reliability of these things with me." Picking up the wine and taking another sip, I sounded a little impatient.

"In fact, we got a piece of news," the earthworker weighed in for a while, then reached out and took out a bottle of mayonnaise. Under my terrified expression, he had already squeezed the mayonnaise on the peanuts.However, he calmly picked up the chopsticks and picked up a peanut dipped in mayonnaise and put it in his mouth: "The previous general, Tokugawa Dingding, you know it if you think about it. He once hired an exceptionally strong ninja. One of the strongest ninjas of the Imperial Court Ban - Toda Danzou."

I looked at the peanuts that had become "dog food" with regret, thinking that I would have known that I would have squeezed mustard on them too.

Toshiro Hijikata swallowed the peanuts, and continued: "Which man was originally hired by Tokugawa Sadasada, but later tried to assassinate the general. Later, the plan failed, but disappeared without a trace. After Yoshihara was liberated, only Some relevant information has come out. It is said that the man fled to Yoshihara and became Yoshihara's bodyguard, named Di Reya. However, he died in a fire four years ago. I hope you can help investigate this matter. "

I didn't answer, but poured myself a glass of wine, sniffed it on the tip of my nose, and then drank it all in one gulp.

"Don't you want to do that?" Hijikata asked me.

"I'm an anti-barbarian, and I'm definitely not willing to ask me to do things for Tokugawa. Then again, why don't you go to the people in Wanshiwu for help? Personally, I think they only need money. You will be willing to do anything. Last time we, uh... No, when you really chose the group for internal turmoil, didn’t they also help you. Otherwise, you can do it yourself to make a living. There will be a shortage of talent."

"Which..." Yamazaki Tei, who had been silent just now, spoke weakly at this time. He didn't touch the wine glass in his hand. After struggling for a long time, he only said one sentence, and he said The sentence he uttered made me wonder whether he had passed through his brain when he said that sentence: "Qinghe, go back to the Zhenxuan group."

"Yamazaki, why did you start talking nonsense after taking a sip of wine?"

"I'm serious!" Yamazaki became a little excited, I muttered "what are you yelling" in a low voice, and then I heard Yamazaki Tei continue to say: "Qinghe, you should understand that you are a patriot. Everyone in our Shinsengumi knows it, but so far no one has come to arrest you. It is clear that you are hiding, but it is still not like catching Katsura Kotaro and Takasugi Shinsuke. That is because things about you have already been captured. They were all suppressed by the General."

Tufang took out the cigarette case from his arms, took out a lighter in his mouth, and was about to light a cigarette, but I reached out and grabbed it: "I'm sorry, smoking is not allowed in 'Qingshui House'."

Scratching his head with some boredom, he complained, "Really!" Then he put away his cigarette and said, "The 'Fox Tail Society' rogue group has actually become a rogue group that is not under the control of the shogunate. And you acquiesced, Never ticked off 'Shogunate'."

He was taken aback by what the local officials said, although he knew that "Qingshui House" had never been "checked the water meter", at most there were some eyeliners watching, but now there are fewer and fewer eyeliners.However, I haven't figured it out yet, Hijikata Toshiro continued drinking some wine with a calm look, "This matter is very important, if Tota Danzo is not dead, if his target is still Tokugawa It’s okay for you if you decide, but what if his goal has become the current general?”

It was only after Hijikata said that that I realized it, feeling a little weird, and protested loudly: "Hey, hey, I said Hijikata Toshiro, you have no desire to believe me at all when you say that. Take it as if what you said is right, but even if something happens to them, it’s not me who will be responsible for losing their heads. Don’t you worry about leaving everything to me like this? Don’t you think you are more confident doing it yourself? "

"Because I have a more important thing." Tsk tsk, Hijikata looked as if he couldn't bear to leave the torture of nicotine, and put the peanuts dipped in mayonnaise on the chopsticks and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Important enough to give me this kind of errand?" He raised his eyebrows at Hijikata in disbelief. I don't think the words Hijikata said are very credible. He glanced at Yamazaki and saw him bowing his head and hands Supporting my knees, I continued, "Don't be so stubborn, just put this down and finish the most important thing first. It will waste a day or two at most, but it won't be very hard to rush to work."

"It's really a very important thing. If I have something to worry about, I'm afraid that I will fail to complete that thing. So I can only ask you." Hijikata Shishiro made me feel serious After thinking for a long time.

To be honest, I was a little shaken. It may be really important that Toshiro Hijikata came to ask me so humbly.Finally, I compromised: "I can help you to investigate, I also have a lot of eyeliners here. But can you tell me what your so-called 'very important' thing is?"

As soon as I agreed, Hijikata's expression became particularly stinky again: "Ah, that incident made our Shinsengumi a secret. But if you want to go back to the Shinsengumi, then I will tell you."

"Uh, no need. Let's forget it. I won't be able to digest the amount of information." I sighed in relief. I raised my hand and rubbed my neck, then turned around and shouted out the door: " Another plate of peanuts." Then he turned his head and muttered, "Really, how can I eat it with mayonnaise?"

"Then, I'll leave it to you."

"Hey, hey..." I agreed, and turned my head to look at Yamazaki for the last time, his expression was so strange.

Afterwards, I chatted with the two of them a little bit more.For example, "Is there any idol you worship?" I'm quite surprised that Hijikata picked up such a boring topic.

I put on an expression of seeing a monster, and gave Hijikata a blank look: "Please, I am a pure-bred Two-dimensional star person, and I am not interested in anything related to the three-dimensional dimension. So, things like idols, I I'm not interested at all. Let's end this topic here."

The two of them drank a little wine and left.

Originally, I wanted to give the two of them free, but the two of them seemed to be very upset and paid.Before leaving, the earth party also told me that this matter must be done properly.Wait until they get the "most important" things done, and then they will come back.At that time, I have to discuss the matter of my "return to the Shinsengumi".

But that's something I really don't want to think about.

***

One day after a week, the silence was strange.

Most of the members of the Foxtail Club were authorized by me to participate in a competition program organized by Simentong to select the "Atong Pro-Guards", and I and some kitchen masters were left in the entire Qingshui House.

Before they go to participate, please, they got a lot of information about all the ninjas hired by the previous general Tokugawa Sadasada, and finally watched it so that my eyes hurt, I wanted to turn on the TV to see if there is any good show, rest Have fun.However, the TV screen flickered, and the things that caught my eyes made my chin almost touch the ground.

Guess what I saw?It turned out to be the otaku Toshiro Hijikata, the otaku gorilla Kikucho... and the Mohawk-headed Yamazaki Tai? !And there is also a scene of a strange uncle in the "Atong Pro-Guard Competition" in Master House.

—Because I have something more important to do.

More important things.

more important……

more.

No wonder, no wonder!No wonder leave that matter to me!No wonder people ask me if I am interested in stars and the like!No wonder Yamazaki Tei had such a strange expression at that time.I knew it, I should have thought of it then!I just knew it, I just knew it!Hijikata Shishiro was able to "humble" and ask me to help ensure that nothing good happened, suddenly Fang Shishiyou!asshole!Labor and management were fooled!

With a bang, I stood up, kicked the coffee table where the materials about ninjas were placed, reached out to pick up a thick stack of materials on the ground, and tore them to pieces.

What Shinsengumi, what Tokugawa Sada, what generals, what ninjas, all fucking have nothing to do with my mother!