[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

The Japanese-style room was exceptionally quiet. There was a tray next to the tatami mat where I was lying, and there was very little ramen soup and base left in the bowl.

Looking down at the arm hanging in front of the chest with a bandage, the pain in the right shoulder blade is still clear.

A week ago, when I first came out of Yoshiwara, I ran into my subordinates who were always worried that I would not leave. Seeing that I was injured in such a miserable state, everyone was shocked. He hurriedly brought me back to the Foxtail Club, and also gave me a famous call to help me look at the wound, and after confirming that my scapula injury would not cause permanent damage in the future, I was relieved.

Although the members of the Foxtail Club are a group of old men, to be honest, they are not bad at taking care of others.In order to give me a quiet place to rest and recuperate, I also specially found a quieter house for me to rest conveniently. In the morning, noon, and evening, I will come here full-time to cook for me, which is considered very considerate .I have spent the most painful week of recovery quite comfortably.

Touching the handle of the obliquely inserted knife handle with the belly of his fingers, the blood-stained white handle was removed and replaced with a new one, but after a careful sniff, there was still a faint smell of blood.The scene of fighting Fengxian before is still vivid in his memory, not only sweating for what he did.If there was a little carelessness at that time, the umbrella would probably be torn apart by that umbrella.

While thinking, there was a knock on the door.

I put Wakizashi aside, stood up with one hand propped on the tatami mat and walked to the papered wooden sliding door, and I could smell the soba noodles.I thought it was a member of the Foxtail Club who came to deliver my meals, but I checked the time and it wasn't the right time.However, when I opened the sliding door, I held the soba noodles in my hands and looked at my man seriously: "Yo, Bacai, long time no see."

"Yes, long time no see." I finished this sentence calmly, then took a step back and closed the door immediately, turning my head left and right to find if there was something that could top the door so that he couldn't open it.It's just that there is only one hand left, and it's a little inconvenient to move. The door was opened soon, but the one just walked in and said to me calmly again: "Yo, Bacai, long time no see."

I turned my head with beady eyes: "Ah, you are too alien. You will never see each other again."

"I know you must be blaming me, right? It's my fault for causing you such a serious injury." Gui said to himself and walked into the room, still looking the same, followed by a strange penguin... ah , of course, is Gui's so-called "pet" Mr. Elizabeth.

[Mr. Gui is really apologizing] Penguin, no!Elizabeth raised the sign and shook it towards me, and then the sign quickly turned to the other side【So Miss Qinghe, please forgive Mr. Gui. 】

"I'm not angry, how could I be angry." I turned around and approached the back room, and asked back: "Do you want coffee or tea? The group of my subordinates just brought some new tea leaves, and it looks very pure." .Why don't you try it?"

What caught my eyes was that the two of them were already sitting in front of the coffee table, nodding obediently and saying, "You're welcome, Bacai."

Can I put laxatives in the tea?

"What are you two doing here? Is there anything new?" There was a teapot and teacups on the tray, and he went to the tea table and knelt down, pouring the tea from the teapot into the teacup, and with the transparent dark green color, let me Thinking of something extra delicious, I smacked my lips with some aftertaste, and I pushed the tea in front of them.

Gui picked up the teacup with both hands and set it for a while, put the teacup in front of his nose and sniffed it, and then took a sip in peace.Probably because I was afraid that I would put mustard on him again.

"Actually... This time I came here mainly to thank you and apologize. If I hadn't entrusted you with such a dangerous thing, you wouldn't have been injured so badly." He said, putting the teacup aside , pushed the buckwheat noodles in front of me: "This is a condolence item, please accept it."

I blinked in astonishment: "Eh? You're too polite. Didn't I tell you everything? This matter has nothing to do with you. It's my own problem, so you don't have to blame yourself too much." Listening to me and staring wholeheartedly at the drooling Katsura of the soba noodles, I was finally swaying and bleak in the breeze.

"Forget it, you can eat."

"Really?" He looked at me in surprise and nodded, and then simply and neatly finished off all the soba noodles for the whole night.In the middle of the journey, Elizabeth still shook Gui's shoulders, and raised the wooden sign that read [Master Gui, this is your sympathy gift for Miss Qinghe! 】

Gui, who is very skilled, seems to know what Elizabeth just said without even looking at it: "Since Qinghe doesn't eat, as a samurai, he must not waste food, so let me kill it." So Gui, how many times People who don't see you in the sky, do you have a bigger brain, or your thick skin is more perfect.

"You really don't blame me?" The silly boy drank all the soba soup, and then looked at me with an apologetic expression.I worship, and the face changes too quickly.

"I don't blame you, not only I don't blame you, I also want to thank you for the information you gave me." As I said that, I took out a tube of mustard from inside my clothes: "Come on, in order to thank you, I put my most important , the most precious, the last tube of mustard is for you, eat it here, don’t let it go bad.”

Gui's expression immediately became extremely terrifying: "No, no, no need! I, I was really wrong!"

I shook my head with a smile, pushed Mustard Wanggui, and looked at Elizabeth again: "But then again, since it comes with a wig, you should try it too. This is the last one for me. oh!"

【No!Miss Qinghe, you are too polite. 】

"How can this work, you are warriors! I can't eat wasabi because of my wound, but this tube of wasabi will soon expire. As warriors, don't waste it. It's me." I looked sincere. She nodded towards Gui, and the expressions of Gui and Elizabeth gradually became the same color as Wasabi.

Gui Xiang retreated a long way, and finally concluded from the bottom of his heart: "As expected, Bacai is holding grudges!"

"Then I'm really sad, wig. I'm obviously doing it for your own good. And I didn't blame you, didn't you just give me that dangerous job; didn't you almost die; no Wasn't it just an injury; wasn't it just that I almost couldn't hold a knife; wasn't it because of the wound that all the wasabi was confiscated! I, how could I... care! I mean it!" My voice came back Hard, and finally raised a smile: "All of these are okay——!"

"You said it all, you really said it all! You must be very angry! I was wrong, I was really wrong, forgive me! Bacai!" Gui clasped his hands together, showing me a smile for the first time. With a resentful expression on his face: "I was really wrong."

As soon as the palm of my left hand hit the ground, I glared at Gui Xiaotaro: "Hey, if you know something is wrong, hurry up and buy me a mustard cake! Do you know how hard it is for me, the guys from the Foxtail Club found me the best The doctor showed me the wound. I was still very moved, but who knows! Those guys actually asked the doctor: "Can I eat mustard when I'm injured?" Wasabi! I was framed! I hid the last tube of mustard in my underwear so I didn’t find it!”

[Inner, inner, inner, inner, inner...underwear? ! 】

"Elizabeth, since you are holding a sign, you don't need to stutter in surprise. Readers will think that the author is trying to count the words." I kindly reminded.

After a long silence, Gui said cautiously: "But, but this is really not good for the wound, Bacai."

In the face of Gui's kindness, I was a little rebellious, and I was in full swing mode: "Stop talking nonsense, the wig, it's not your fault! There is no mustard in your life, and it is the same as your life without meatballs, and silver in your life without sugar. There is no vinegar kombu in Kagura-chan’s life, Takasugi’s life without chuunibiya, vice-chancellor’s life without mayonnaise and nicotine, Yamazaki’s life without badminton, gorilla Kikucho’s life without the pain of A Miao-san, do you understand? !"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" After loudly correcting his name problem, Gui, who was off-line and brainstorming, became surprisingly serious: "I understand this when I understand it...but Bacai... "

I reached out to take the mustard back and put it back inside my clothes: "Okay, I'm just kidding." I raised my hand and scratched my hair, maybe I really have a feeling of "mustard poisoning", it seems that I can't live without mustard .

"I didn't mean to blame you, and now that Yoshihara has regained his freedom, I'm also very happy." Turning his head and looking at Wakizashi who was placed next to the tatami, he entered a brief silence, and said something for a while for no apparent reason : "And I also saw Yinshi."

There was an embarrassing silence in the room. Not long after, I heard the sound of the coffee table colliding with the cardboard box. When I turned my head, I realized that there was a bag of mustard on the table.

I widened my eyes in astonishment, turned my head to look at Gui's expression, and saw his meaningful smile: "I went to see Yinshi first, and I originally wanted to recruit Yinshi to join the gang, but I found that he was recuperating. I only thought about you when I heard he said that he went to Yoshiwara to make a fuss and killed Fengxian. When he learned that I was coming to you, he gave me 230 yen, only 230 yen, enough to buy For the money of a copy of "JUMP", let me buy you a bag of wasabi, and if you are injured, your subordinates will definitely not let you eat wasabi."

As if completely petrified, I opened my mouth slightly and didn't know what to say for a while.Frequent blankness of the mind may be the only sequelae left by the fight with Fengxian.

"So you've actually left me behind?" I opened my mouth after a long silence, stood up slowly, took out a tube of mustard from the bag, and stomped on the coffee table: "You, Eat this for me! Hurry up!"

"Ah—I was wrong!"