[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

Since I quit the Shinsengumi, I have become even more idle. I often sit alone in the private room of "Shimizuya" in a daze, and occasionally go to the kitchen to cook for the subordinates of the Foxtail Society.But I am often kicked out by the chefs in the kitchen, because I always look for opportunities to add mustard to the meals.

I was worried that people from the Shinsengumi would come back to find me, but obviously I was overthinking it.The people from the Shinsengumi only occasionally send some eyeliners over. After staying in the Shinsengumi for such a long time, although I don't remember the full name, I still remember the face.Occasionally there are some new faces who come to investigate, maybe because of Ito's incident last time, our Shinsengumi died... Uh, no, it's time to change our words.They really chose the group, too many people died, so they found new members.

They probably don't want to have a direct conflict with me, or put a long line to catch big fish? !I don't know, and I don't think there will be any "big fish" coming.

After a bit of planning, I decided to avenge the foxtail couple who tricked me into going to the Temple Gate Concert, so I decided to make a bowl of delicious "wasabi soba noodles" for each of them first, Give them quite an appetizer.The province's retaliation was too serious, everyone went into shock and fell into a coma, but no one worked hard for me.So one night, I kindly sent everyone around me away.Then start preparing the soba noodles.

After working for a long time to serve the noodles, I wiped off my sweat and went to the lobby to cool off before going in.As soon as he came out of the kitchen, he heard a knock on the door.I scratched my head with some headaches and wanted to tell him, "We are closed", but before I opened the door, the person in front of me stood in front of me, raised his hand and waved at me: "Yo ho, Long time no see Bacai."

The voice sounded familiar, and through the light in the hall, I saw the man's appearance, with black waist-length hair, a delicate face, and a voice that made me want to kick him, and made the corners of my mouth twitch slowly.This is the big fish that the Shinsengumi wants to drop-Katsura Kotaro.

I closed the door calmly, then rubbed my hands and said to myself: "Oh, that's right~ it's time to get the noodles." As I said that, I walked towards the kitchen. Elbows held by hands.Impatiently, I turned around and looked at him, but after half a second of silence, he said to me seriously: "I smell soba noodles."

I really wanted to slap him to death, and there was a look of disdain in my eyes: "I said... are you a dog nose?"

That guy still gave me a serious face: "It's not a dog's nose, it's Gui."

Immediately, I had a tragic feeling that "we are not from the same world".At this time, Gui still looked at me with a serious expression of "let me eat soba noodles, or you will make trouble", so I had to take him to the kitchen.Pick up the noodles with long chopsticks, put them in a bowl, pour in the carefully prepared soup, turn around and put them on the table and slowly push them in front of Gui.

Gui lowered his head, bangs blocked his eyes and reached out to pick up the chopsticks. After a long silence, he still didn't reach out to eat the soba noodles.I tilted my head in surprise: "What's the matter? Do you think it looks unappetizing? Didn't I make soba noodles for you before, and now my skills have improved."

Shaking his head sincerely, Gui said, "Of course that's not what he meant." He pointed to the trash can next to the kitchen counter, and the wasabi tubes that were full of trash cans were all empty.Gui's fingers trembled uncomfortably, and then pointed to the steaming and fragrant buckwheat noodles in front of him. I could see the sweat slipping down like little ants.

Smiling naturally at Gui, he picked up an unused piece of noodles on the chopping board and said, "Don't worry, I just added 'a little' mustard when kneading the noodles, but I think the mustard should be nothing under the high temperature. Does it taste good..." Before I could finish my sentence, Gui interrupted me.Seeing a happy smile on his face, he clenched his chopsticks and murmured happily: "Then, I'm starting!"

He picked up a pinch of noodles and sucked it into his mouth with the soup, but in an instant, his face changed.

I reached out to take a glass of water and pushed it in front of Gui, and calmly continued the interrupted words: "So I added most of the wasabi into the soup."

"Cough, cough—drink!!! Cough, cough—" The appearance of tears and snot pouring down his nose was extraordinarily spectacular, and the legendary "crazy nobleman" looked embarrassed at this time, which was a rare occasion in a thousand years.He didn't know how much water he drank until he calmed down a little, and the bowl of soba noodles was pushed far away from him.

Satisfied, I raised my eyebrows, reached out and took the bowl and put it behind me, leaning on the kitchen counter and crossing my arms, I asked, "Wig, why are you here this time? As a person with lofty ideals, you don't lie down obediently, you always come out What do you want to do for a while? Go buy a little porn book?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! As a samurai who is working hard for the great cause of eliminating barbarians and ushering in the dawn of Edo, how can we do such a nasty thing?" Gui Li immediately became extraordinarily nervous as he seemed to think of something very important. The spirit completely forgot about the "wasabi incident" just now, and he stepped forward and took my hand with a sincere look: "You finally decided to quit the Shinsengumi and return to our large army to fight against barbarians. You can see Out of Qinghe, you have really grown up. Our anti-barbarian cause needs an existence like you!"

If there is nothing to eat from a big meal of chirping, chirping, I really want to pour all the soba noodles and soup that he didn't finish into his mouth.

Maybe it was Gui who saw my thoughts through my eyes, so he quickly changed his words: "I know the relationship between you and the Foxtail Club, so I hope you can come and do me a favor. Do you know... Chunyu?"

"Eh? Well, I know." I finally heard what Gui Zhenger Bajing said, and I took it a little seriously: "During the knife tester period, I also heard Gao Shan say that you and Yin Shi once talked with Chun Yu There was a fight, and a dispute was formed. What's the matter, wasn't the matter resolved in Takasugi? What's the connection between them?"

"Of course it has something to do with it! Chunyu is a cosmic pirate group that sells drugs in 'Reincarnation Township'," I folded my arms and lowered my head with my hair hanging down. I didn't have the heart to listen to what Gui said, but admired this guy seriously With a pretty face, he heard him say: "Someone on our side got the news that Chunyu and Yoshihara are inseparable from each other. So, we want to inquire about the news, but the people sent out have There is no return. As a good comrade in Edo, I hope you can help. You don’t need to inquire about the news, as long as you know where the brothers who were sent out are dead or alive. Me and My subordinates also have an explanation."

Raising his eyebrows, propping up the kitchen table with both hands, he said casually, "Oh, Yoshihara?"

At this time, Gui patted the table and stood up, looking at me with his weight shifted forward: "I have heard a little bit about you. Yinshi told me——Your goal is the heavenly people? Is that so?" Staring into my eyes, he lowered his head for a while, and stood up straight: "This matter is very dangerous, but I believe you also know the strength of it, and you must have a sense of proportion. I have one thing to offer you, but There will be danger from it, are you sure you want to listen?"

"Wig, where did you go to school to talk to your mother-in-law? If you have something to say, talk and fart! Believe it or not, I will pour all the soba noodles and soup into your mouth!"

"You said it, you really said it, you said what was in your heart, you actually said what is in your heart!" Repeating the same sentence with a straight face, when I saw that I had already lifted the buckwheat When I got the bowl of noodles, Gui immediately shut up and winked at me.I glared at him as a warning, turned around and put the soba noodles on the table, and stretched out my hand to say "you continue".

"Yoshihara's master, Yewang Fengxian, is one of Chunyu's cadres. What's even more frightening is that that man is the man who has been called the king of Yetu." Slowly narrowing his eyes, Gui's expression became ugly: "Master Xinghaifang's words, compared to yours, you know very well. That Yewang Fengxian is a powerful man on par with Master Xinghaifang."

After that, I was immersed in a short period of silence.After a while, I murmured faintly: "You told me this secret. Apart from wanting me to help you, you just want me to give up the action of targeting the Taoists, right?" Finally, I slowly showed a smile: "But, even so, I will not give up."

Of course I don't want to get involved in the mess, but every time I think of Teacher Songyang being taken away by those people from Tiandaozhong, and then dying in front of me when I was helpless, saying "I believe you will be able to protect me ", but secretly protected why I paved the way.Such a "cunning" guy, how can I let the bastards of the Heavenly Dao Congregation live happily.

Saying "revenge" is too superficial, I just want to - people who should get out, get out.

"It's getting late, I should go too. Thank you for your hospitality." Gui stood up and straightened his clothes.At this time, I stepped forward to his side, raised my hand and slowly threaded his clothes to tidy up for him, and at the same time approached his ear: "It doesn't matter, there is hospitality, for your health, I will return it to you." Prepared an after-event dessert." Pushing his hand along his back, he took a step back and showed a half-cat walk, and waved at him: "Bon voyage."

After Gui left Qingshui House, he was immersed in a short period of silence. After a short while, Gui's roar came: "Ah, the people who really choose the group! Look at my delicious food!" Accompanied by the noise gradually Far away, fell into silence again.

"Take care, Gui. No one told you to think about it carefully," I scooped up a bowl of soba noodles for myself, poured the soup on it, felt the spicy taste filling my mouth and at the same time calmed me down: "In fact Right now, I am in danger of being on the same level as the shogunate and the barbarians."