[Sword Art Online] Qing Tong

Recently, Ai Sijun is very happy, but also very sad.

Of course, this "recently" specifically refers to the month after Ai Sijun was accidentally hooked into the guild he named himself.

"Life is getting worse and worse..." In the hotel lobby, Ace, who had a rare time to take a break from his busy schedule, was holding the long-lost dogtail grass in his mouth [ignore this is dogtail grass instead of chicken legs and other magical things TTATT maybe He wants to lose weight?Maybe the guild didn't feed him in order to save money? ? 】With eyes closed, the two legs propped on the chair swayed slightly, "If it wasn't for three meals a day..."

"What about three meals a day, Ai! Si! Jun!"

A scolding attack hit Ace's eardrums when he was unprepared, and Ace's inflexible brain circuit broke instantly, and the chair supported by the corner of the stool immediately fell down, accompanied by a horrible wail, Ace Half of Junpai's cotton-like soul lay softly outside his mouth, foaming.

At the same time, the slender feet of a girl wearing white combat boots appeared in front of Ace, and he stuffed back the "cotton ball" he had dropped outside.

So Ai Sijun, who has always had a miserable fate, was choked to death by his own soul, and a generation of heroes fell...

[Mouth!That is of course impossible!In that case ￥%(* will be a widow alive!

Pia! ! ! !

The chaotic author was finally called away,

So the plot continues~Scattering flowers! *★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★*. 】

"Asuna-chan...do you want to attack me so suddenly every time..." Ace scratched his straw-like brown hair and stared at Asuna sadly with his cat-like eyes.

"Hmph, Senior said earlier that you should be caught off guard when dealing with someone like you!" Asuna looked away proudly.

"Senpai, Senpai, Senpai... why is Asuna always so polite when calling other people's names, but she always calls me "Ace" in a simple way, obviously I am also before little Asuna Seniors who joined the guild..." Ace pointed at himself even more sadly, his teary eyes seemed to burst.

"Swipe—" A red light flashed, and a cutlery knife that was still resting on the table next to him was placed under his chin at a speed invisible to the naked eye, and the red light of sword skills was still emitting from it. .

"Um...no...it's nothing..." A huge drop of sweat dripped from Ace's face until Asuna retracted the cutlery knife in her hand with a straight face.

"Hmph, I'm going to report the procurement plan to Senior."

Phew... secretly relieved, Ace watched Asuna's back as she walked upstairs, wiped off her sweat, sat down in a decent manner, and at the same time began to think in the cheapest way:

"Obviously she was a soft and weak little girl at the beginning, why did she become so fierce within two days..."

"This is taught by the vice-chairman." Cassian, who had been watching the show in silence and lacking the love of his companions, put away the big knife he had nursed, stood up and walked out of the hotel gate, slapping the resentful Ace Forget it.

"Yeah! No wonder!" Ace slammed his knee and suddenly realized, "Think about the cold look of the vice president, even the best president is scoffed at by her, and she always only likes the new assistant and Cassian. Mensao Bingshan... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thinking of the two tall, strong, rough and incomparably taciturn all day long, and then applying it to the slender Asuna who can be called "a flower of the blood alliance" [visually ignored early in the morning], Ace's His face twitched instantly...

"Little Asuna-chan!!! Don't!!! You can't become like that!!! Otherwise, how will you make me a 'guild of grass' live!!! Little Asuna Sauce……"

[Mouth!Who gave you the right to call yourself a grass!Is your dog's tail considered grass without a grass shape? !

Ace said weakly: The scientific name of dog's tail is dog's tail grass...

Boom-!

After a loud bang, the world became quiet...]

The magic sound lingers...

And upstairs—

"Then, Vice President, I'll let the new assistants go shopping." Upstairs, Asuna was reporting to the early morning about the material procurement plan for the next three days to cooperate with the guild strategy.

"Well, I'm sorry. Asuna is doing things very well." Qingchen nodded, looking at Asuna's somewhat shy and happy face, silently lamenting the benefits of being young.

[A certain mother complained: Speaking of girls, it seems that you want to be younger than Sina!Don't you think that your age is directly proportional to your seniority when you are called a senior by others? !Early morning: Shots! ! ! 】

"Then, I'll go find them now." Asuna saluted and opened the door to go out. Suddenly, she saw a certain UFO, kicked it away, and flew away gracefully.

"Little...Little Asuna...Jiang..." A certain devil's claw was still reaching out to the slender figure reluctantly, and suddenly, a figure enveloped him.

"Ace, didn't I ask you and Cassian to find someone who is willing to join the guild?" The voice in the early morning was like a low roar before a storm, and Ace rolled from the ground like a frightened Bambi like a dead fish. Jump up.

"This... that..." Ace's eyes turned vigorously, and even his head was running like a clockwork, but he still couldn't find a reason to deceive him.

"Huh?——" The "early morning" air pressure that belongs to the early morning gradually began to gather over the narrow corridor, and Ace felt his legs suddenly soften.The president is always facing the elder sister, the new assistant is always facing the rules of the club, that guy Cassian is the deadly enemy!Even little Asuna left her decisively and walked away, who else can come and save her? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... Mom, SAO is so scary......

By the way, throwing it away... Maybe this is a good reason~

"Uh... that... ah! That guy Cassian... that guy... just left first!... Eldest sister, you should know that that bastard licked me again last night, and I didn't say no this morning He decisively abandoned me again... Big sister, you have to make the decision for me... Otherwise, how will my future child and I live..." Ace tried to explain with lasagna tears while speaking poorly, while Involuntarily, the right foot begins to move back slowly.

[Mouth!Young Ace, are you stupid?Even if you bite your own tongue, you can't just make up a child like this... TTATT and even if you want to earn sympathy votes, you should be more pathetic and more justified. You are not a guilty conscience who leaked out and glanced. What's the matter with the eyes and your feet that keep stepping back, huh! 】

Well, don't expect to ignore his small gesture in the morning, especially such a guilty one.

"Really? That's really Cassian's fault. After all, it involves the chastity of members in the club and the growth of the next generation in the club. I probably have to take care of it... Then Ace, please take I mean clearly to teach that bastard who 'abandoned husband and son', just say that it is my order that Cassian must be with Ace and treat you well, take care of you and your children, otherwise the Knights of the Blood Order will issue The first wanted warrant belongs to him, Ace, don't worry, Heathcliff and I will also make decisions for you!"

"...so grateful..." Ace, who really wanted to slap himself, finally wrinkled his face into bitter melon skin, and at the same time covered his [stomach] with one hand? !

[Is this... evidence~ Could it be that in the game, Kayaba considered the reality that there are more girls and boys, more monks, more meat and less meat, and set up that men can even give birth to children~ Then, even that guy Heathcliff will give birth too Is it a tsundere little P child... who is he good with...

... The soul of the rotten girl in the early morning is burning and boiling in the body, and Ai Sijun beside him is frightened and wants to cry without tears

Cassian Sang, come back soon~ (><)~ Big sister has a weird head, I don’t know what to do to me and your child...

Mouth!Ace, have you been called stupid by the eldest sister! ! !How can there be children? !

...The grief-stricken Ace finally turned into Lasagna Tears]

"Also, I hope that Ace's stance can be better next time... But since Cassian has already OOXXed Ace, you shouldn't mind Ace's gender..." Ruo some Pointingly glanced at Ace's staggered feet, the girl's hands clasped tightly in front of his chest like a girl praying for blessings, and the terrifying face of resenting her husband. Go inside the door.

"...Yes, big sister." TTATT Cassian For the first time, I feel that I am sorry for you, Mr. Ace... You can go well, my child and I will bless you...