Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

"..." Listening to Tim's determined voice on the communicator, Dick, who stayed in Gotham City, couldn't help but fell into a self-doubting silence.

Tim's comedic relationship model...? ?Could it be that this is actually a new type of romance novel? ?

Could it be that this new style of getting along has become more popular than traditional romance before he noticed it, and has quietly become popular on a large scale? ?

Is this the latest fad?

Considering Little Wing's literary hobby and rich reserve of literary and artistic knowledge... Dick is the same as what Tim complained just now, no matter what, he would never have imagined the current situation.

...But thinking about Delia's character, Dick felt that Tim's conclusion seems, should, seems to be quite credible?

Although before that, Dick had only seen one side of Deriya—and only this side, he was still on the battlefield to face the enemy of Poison Ivy.

But even if there is only this side, Dick can still think of the appearance of Deriya holding Jason to make a barbecue based on the experience he absorbed from that time==.

There is no way, after all, Delia's combat style, life style, and cooking style are all too unique. Once in contact with Deria, it is difficult not to be influenced by her.

...After all, not everyone can make Poison Ivy work hard to farm and study agricultural knowledge.

Well, if you follow this line of thinking, the way of getting along between Deliya and Jason is [just] [knowledge] comedic style, not a thick cookbook with thousands of pages...

This is already worthy of great gratitude! !Fortunately not!Fortunately not!

"..." Thinking of this, Dick sighed with complicated emotions.

Ah, it seems that his train of thought has gone astray unconsciously. ==.

Who should I ask for reason?

Because of the powerful five senses unique to monsters, Yuzao was forced to hear a few whispers from Red Robin Tim. The big fox was silent for a moment because of the weird evaluation from the other party, turned around and left the scene with its tail swaying, and approached Deliya He touched the girl's protruding hair.

Every winter, Deliya especially likes this kind of warm contact - when she was in Heianjing, she often turned into a prototype, and then buried the whole fox in the fluffy tail of Tamazamae and others to keep warm .

So after being patted on the head, Deliya obediently rubbed it under the palm of Yuzao's front, and even the pair of hidden fox ears were about to move, shaking unconsciously a few times under the pressure of the hat.

Tamamomae: ... Heh.Although I don't know what the comedy mode these people are talking about, does that kind of weird-sounding evaluation have anything to do with their obedient, cute, caring and onmyoji who never messes up?

Definitely not!

This is a little girl raised by a group of shikigami in turn!How well-behaved she is, they, the demons who are parents, know best!

pride!pride!

(Clown Dr. Octopus Killer Crocodile and others who are also locked in different prisons:?)

As for the super-enterprising Yaqi Orochi and the evil god of Mo De emotion, he stood aside, his expression blank, and his movements leisurely and slowly stroking the snake demon in his hand.

Even in a completely unfamiliar environment in another world, Mr. Cthulhu still has a kind of carelessness that is better than walking in a garden.

Intimidating.

Snakes are creatures with a sense of deterrence that can make mammals feel nervous.

Especially those snake demons that were differentiated from the evil gods around Yamata no Orochi, they are even more gloomy and scaled, with an ominous aura that can only be emitted from the dark abyss.

His existence seemed to represent the darkness and the abyss itself.

...Anyway, Peter, who happened to be standing nearby with Yamata no Orochi, was already in a cold sweat under the crazy warning of the spider sensor, and silently scratched the ground with his toes.

And under the halo of infinite cold coercion and unfathomable power, Yamata no Orochi touched the snake scale in his hand and continued to think deeply:

Slowly put a question mark deep in my heart?

Although, but, so the little onmyoji really doesn't want to eat people?

Really don't want to?

Then why should the onmyoji care about that human being?Is it really not because of hunger?

Puzzling, puzzled.How could this be so.

Thinking of this, Yamata no Orochi frowned even deeper.

Peter, who was standing aside, felt the emotion from the evil god: "..."

Xiaodai, sos!The Pokémon you summoned this time look so fierce QAQ!

He even silently missed Master Kaifang!

No wonder people say 'what is lost is the most precious', #黑瑞娅 didn't call Kaifangzhu's nth day, miss him.

Under the thought of Peter and Orochi Yamata at the same time, Deliya sniffled and sneezed a little.

After hearing the small sound, Jason frowned, and reached for his pocket with his backhand.

However, Natasha's movements were faster. She had just walked out of the interrogation room, handed the tissue to Deliya, and increased the temperature in the room by the way.

Yuzao raised her eyebrows before putting her other tails on Deliya's shoulders, "Cold?"

The thick and furry temperature instantly warmed Deliya.

Deriya responded vaguely, "It's okay." Then she hugged the big furry tails encircling her very honestly.

Since there were many outsiders present, Deria didn't take off her mask and scarf and other multi-piece suits—compared with Robin and Batman in well-fitting uniforms, Deria was wrapped like a stray bird The little pumpkins in the backstage of the male model catwalk.

Coupled with a few white plush that Yuzao came over——

Unbelievably cute.

After everyone else's attention was diverted one after another, Jason calmly took out a heating device no bigger than a palm from his pocket.

Taking advantage of Tamazato turning back to talk to Orochi Yamata, he used his fingers to pry open Deliya's palm.

With her palms up, Deriya was facing Jason, expressing her incomprehension in a puzzled way. She looked like a little beast that stretched out its paws docilely, begging someone to take good care of it. —Well, Jason thought she was indeed a little beast.

Through the black leather gloves, Jason's fingers rested on Deliya's palm for a few seconds, checking Deliya's temperature, and there was no sign of catching a cold.

Then Jason stuffed the heating device into the girl's hand, without saying a word the whole time, and quickly returned to the place in silence, leaning against the corner wall expressionlessly.

Although turning around, Tamamomae still knew what happened: "..."

Batman who saw this scene: ...

With Bruce's strong psychological endurance, he kept a calm expression throughout the whole process, completely ignoring the impact of Tony's [heating...cough] revelation just now, and calmly accepted Captain America's slightly embarrassing apology.

The performance is stable, it is worthy of him-well, what else can Bruce do, should he open his mouth and explain to others frankly, 'Actually, it is just a strategic attempt to provide new ideas for upgrading uniforms and equipment , A similar design was added to Robin's uniform, and Superman's early uniform also wore underwear outside'.

——If he really spoke like that, others might not be able to get rid of his surprise, but his Robins would definitely blow their hair up collectively.

Batman's eyes flicked across Delia, staring at her with a gaze that was so slight that it was almost imperceptible.

Batman has been paying attention to Deria since a long time ago.

He deserved to pay attention to Delia, too.

From the perspective of reason, this girl who fell from the sky—in the true sense of the word, Zatanna and the Supreme Mage both confirmed that she was summoned from another world by the world consciousness in order to save herself—the strength is a mystery, and the upper and lower limits are unknown... Batman would of course pay attention to this kind of role.

And starting from sensibility... It is impossible for Batman not to pay attention to this girl who often follows Jason around...

Well, considering Jason and Delia's usual way of getting along, Bruce decided to be more rigorous and corrected: not 'following', but a girl who took Jason around.

Deriya even ranks with Superman Leopard Girl and others, and has been included by Bruce in his absolutely confidential 'Superhuman Top Secret File' from a long time ago.It contains a lot of information about Deliya, including the abilities she has used, and her identity as an [Onmyoji] that she has never concealed.

Of course, the one that takes up the most space is Deria's strong appetite.

"We still don't know what Deria put into the pot that day"

Abbreviation, unknown pot name (?)

Just like SHIELD once, Batman has also studied the question of 'whether Delia is an ogre' for a long time.

Then found out...

This question is very complicated to explain. If you think about it from the perspective of 'broadness of ingredients', Deliya is more fierce than ogres.

After all, even Hannibal, the benchmark in the ogre world, is extremely picky about the ingredients. He doesn't bother to put people like clowns or killer crocodiles on the dinner plate; Rhea is really not picky eaters.At first glance, it looks like the kind of good baby who will obediently eat the vegetables in the bowl since childhood.

...Although it is very scary to explain it this way.

But after investigation by Batman, one of the world's greatest detectives, Delia has no possibility of any experience with eating unusual ingredients.Whether it starts from psychological tests or genetic testing——, there is no such thing.

Her recipes are even healthier than Tim's energy bar and coffee-drinking--.

Even after S.H.I.E.L.D. said it would imprison the criminals, Deria didn't take any countermeasures, and calmly (and swallowed her saliva) gave them the ingredients she hunted. ——Batman speculates, maybe this means that Deriya has a strong sense of morality and law.

——If Deriya knew that Batman raised the matter of "S.H.I.E.L.D. to take rations" to such a moral height, she would probably fall into a long silence.

So far, no criminal has suffered any irreversible serious harm at her hands. ——Batman wrote on the comment, maybe this means that Deriya is very measured in her actions, and will also deliberately consider not harming criminals.

Well, maybe it might be a little strange to sum it up that way.After hearing this, Doctor Octopus and Killer Crocodile both cried and shook the prison railing, shouting 'Damn it's not acceptable'.

But, think about it!Even Batman can break the bones of criminals, but Deria can only scratch the killer crocodile and scare the scarecrow with crows in the middle of the battle.

So only from a physical point of view, Deliya's fighting style is really, really, completely, not cruel at all.

(Clown & Mysterio & Firefly: ... why don't you consider our psychological shadow area?)

... Dick even made complaints based on this question: Could it be that Deliya's appetite is like Thor's hammer, a kind of [God-given weapon] from another world, the kind with its own halo.

And Ah Fu said politely: "Why don't we give the Avengers a set of recipes?"

# Correct the behavior from the root.

#This is called 48 days to correct children's bad habits

#On Alfred's accumulated experience in raising children

And the gentleman butler did what he said, and soon, as the butler of the Wayne family, he presented a set of recipes to the Avengers Building.

The smart housekeeper who received this gift: ...

Tony who got the news:...

? ? ? "Who do they look down on?!"

While eating the cookies that Ah Fu sent along with the recipe, Tony complained angrily, "Why do we accept the recipe sent by the British!"

He believes in Ah Fu's culinary skills, but he has serious doubts about Tony Stark, the talented pedigree of the British in dark cuisine.

Would anyone be open to a British cookbook!It's like someone taught Americans how to cook fast food!

——Leaving aside the issue of recipes, the most important thing for Batman is of course Delia's [personality].

Or, to be more precise, the [human nature] possessed by Deriya.

Whether it is the dense characters on the reflective screen or the paper materials in black and white, human nature cannot be expressed.

If you look at superpowers from a human perspective like Bruce, you will always think about many crises because of this.

To give an example: between humans and humans, they will never care when fighting, whether their actions will trample to death roadside insects and ants.

Many superpowers are so powerful that they can severely injure or even destroy human beings without malicious intent.That was a total dimensionality reduction blow.

——This is an important reason why Batman's attitude towards Superman was not very good at first.

Later, Batman's hostility to Superman melted because Batman confirmed that the other party was not a cold and ruthless god, but a farm boy who had humanity, grew up on the earth, and would protect the earth and mankind.

People with superpowers do not rely on powerful abilities to save the world, but because of this kind of humanity to save the world.

This sentence is completely applicable to Deliya.

...But Jason's current mentality of trying to kidnap someone is something Bruce never expected ==.

It seems that even planB can no longer adapt to this situation, and planpick is necessary.

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For the sake of abomination, the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. who came out to perform the mission this time are all very tired, looking like 'programmers after working overtime for ten years'.

When they finished dealing with the abomination and returned to the temporary prison, they all gave Deria a look of 'I can't laugh or cry, please stop'.

Those who can join S.H.I.E.L.D. must have performed extremely well in one aspect—or in all aspects.

They walk in the darkness, on the verge of life and death. They are a group of people who live without names and die silently. They shoulder unknown but extremely important tasks.

——For example, like just now, the abomination that was half buried in the ground was successfully brought out.

Tamazamae and Yamata no Orochi have always only exported, and they have never thought about the aftermath of the war.

And it's rare that Delia can't find the corresponding shikigami-do monsters really like digging?

...Before the appearance of Deliya, these agents never thought that they would delve into so many manual work skills, including but not limited to: heating and melting ice sculptures, and digging ==.

And last time, if the scarecrow's hood hadn't been of good quality and didn't fall apart, they might have started to make grass for the scarecrow.

...The direction of re-employment after retiring has been found!And there are so many different career paths!

The agents worked hard, and the abomination was even more painful.

He asked S.H.I.E.L.D. in disbelief: "What kind of painstaking effort did you put into training that girl to teach such a witch?"

——SHIELD spent a lot of money to teach her how to deal with enemies in this cruel way.

Agents: "..."

The agents didn't speak, but they all answered in their hearts: I'm sorry, we didn't teach it.

On the contrary, we didn't stop her from letting herself go, I'm so sorry.

Hydra was very smart this time—or it was Freeze Man's own plan. He was out of this attack and only provided equipment, but he himself disappeared into the battlefield, his whereabouts were extremely secretive.

Until Deriya caught the other party's shadow with a hundred-eyed ghost.

Baimugui, whose name is like a demon, is a ghost with hundreds of eyes.She loves collecting eyes and can manipulate them freely.

And when the Domeku buff is put on, although Deria can't give birth to white eyes, she has the ability analogous to 'clairvoyance'.

——This skill is unique in searching for criminals.

Deriya lay on the tail in front of Yuzao, waiting for the battle report of "the news is correct, I found the Freeze Man" to reply.

The little fox moved his shoulders lazily, and whispered to Yuzao, "After the matter is over, you can go to my room in the mansion to have a look, there, it's super-beautiful."

"And there's another one," Deliya's eyes softened, "It always reminds me of the wind chimes in the garden."

When Deriya spoke, she didn't deliberately lower her voice, so these words were also heard by other people.

"..." Clint Barton, aka Hawkeye, a top-notch archer, and the resident complaint manager in the Avengers team, said after a moment of silence, "Do you know that Xiao Dai is very like now—holding three A first-grade elementary school student with a full score on the test paper, excitedly showing off to his parents and waiting for praise."

Hawkeye looked sideways at Tony, "What do you think?"

I have to say that Barton's description actually pokes Tony's cuteness.He—and of course the others present, following the analogy of the eagle eye, thought of the little Deria rushing home holding the test paper.

...Hiss, so cute.

Tony, who was struck by this imagination, spoke after half a minute of distraction, "It does sound similar."

"I haven't had much of a first grade though—I skipped a grade before my exam," Tony shrugged, shaking his head resignedly. "It's a pity, so I can't really imagine it."

"..." Hawkeye replied dryly, "...oh."

I know, I know!Stop showing off!

Yuzao pinched the back of Deliya's neck with her fingers, like a big fox picking up a little fox, "Are you still happy here?"

"Well, as you can see, they are all very nice."

After getting this answer, Tamazamo laughed dumbfounded, "...ha."

"Do you know what this sentence reminds me of?" Tamamomae recalled the experience many years ago, "When you first summoned Shuten Doji and his group of big river mountain evil spirits, that's how you described them."

At that time, Deliya was still a novice onmyoji. After summoning the terrifying ghost king who looked fierce, she described them to Tamazamo like this.

...they are the evil ghosts of Dajiangshan who look gloomy and look like they can eat people.

Oh no, be more precise, in the legends of the human world, they can eat people.

Then Deria said they seemed nice people.

...So this description is really not convincing at all!

Freeze Man is an 'old friend' of Batman and the others. To capture Freeze Man, Deriya does not need to go there.So she helped the agents very kindly and kindly, and escorted the abomination to the familiar prison.

——I just ran into Dr. Octopus.

The physicist whose mechanical tentacles were removed jumped far away with a cry, "Fuck! Why are you here!"

"I'm becoming unpalatable now! Stay away from me!" Dr. Octopus' crazy cue agents said, "Have you put away the pot yet?!"

Yuzao, who was by Deliya's side: "..."

"...The atmosphere of this other world is very strange." After a moment of silence, Yuzao concluded.

In the program, Feitong automatically and professionally translated Yu Zaoqian's complaint: "?? You people are so weird."

Abbreviation: ? ?What are you humans saying?Our onmyoji is obedient and obedient, why do you slander her so much?Have a question? !Is this abuse or lies?