Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

"Have you heard?Senior Todd seems to have a pet? "

SH Academy is one of the top schools in the world. This place has an elite team of teachers, first-class high-tech facilities, a self-contained teaching system... and more things beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

The admissions standards are extremely strict and special. Students start enrollment in high school and graduate from college, but most of them will choose to continue their studies until they think they have mastered the abilities they should know.

The SH Academy is mainly divided into two major components, the DC Department and the Marvel Department. Under the two major systems, it is divided into different teaching categories such as 'Magic Department', 'Mutation Department', and 'Science Department'; in addition, Professor X also A small number of special students are taught in the branch campus of the college; next door to SH Academy is the rival Arkham Academy, and in the next city there is the Asgard Academy of Magic that has been associated with SH for many years——

All in all, SH Academy is a very lively place.

And recently, a hot discussion topic that is almost horrifying has quietly become popular in the internal forum of SH Academy:

"Have you heard?Senior Todd seems to have a pet? "

When this topic was first posted, the forum's replies were overwhelmingly unbelievable.

- [If you say that you saw Senior Todd single-handedly overthrowing the rare animal smuggling base, then I will believe it; but if you say that you saw Senior Todd pet cats, dogs, and pets, then I feel...me and the subject, at least One person is crazy. 】

- [I looked at the posting history of the host, it seems that he is a newcomer who has only been enrolled for two months.So are you too face-blind and confused a few robin birds?In fact, the one who kept the pet was Junior Damian or a few other Robin birds?Anyway, it shouldn't be Senior Todd... He doesn't look like the type who likes raising small animals. 】

The reply from the person who broke the news was long overdue, [... I did just enter school, so... what are several Robin birds?I only know that Professor Wayne in the Gotham area of ​​the DC branch has a deputy named Robin Bird. Are there other Robin Birds? 】

[... It can be seen that you just entered school and don't understand anything.The code name of each deputy of Professor Wayne is Robin Bird.Senior Todd had also served as Professor Wayne's deputy before.In addition, there are Damian and Dick seniors——]

[Oh oh oh...that's how it is...] While the subject expressed his epiphany, he also made a strong rebuttal, [Although I can't tell the Robin bird apart, I still know Mr. Todd!He is definitely the one who keeps pets!I saw him walking by the lake with his pet in his arms! 】

[... To be reasonable, I can't imagine this picture.I can imagine Todd entering the simulated battlefield with two guns, seven in and seven out to maintain the 'S-level combat simulation match' consecutive championships, but I just can't substitute the picture of him being a shit shoveler. 】

[Compared to Todd's keeping pets, I would rather believe that Muddy Face actually invaded the academy... So what did he keep?Wolf?owl?Vulture?Or a lion or a tiger? 】

【...Why do you say such scary animals? It’s actually a little fox. 】The freshman whistleblower who has just entered school for two months has never experienced the pain of being crushed and blasted in all directions in mock games and various exams. He can't understand how "untouchable" Jason Todd is in other people's minds The image, seriously explained, [and it looks very cute, a long strip of white and fluffy, with very long hair.When I met them, the little fox was still sleeping on Senior Todd's shoulder.Their relationship seems to be very good, and I can't imagine that Senior Todd will be so clingy to his pet. 】

[? ? ?I think the subject and I are really crazy, or Muddy Face has really invaded the academy.Wake up!That's Jason Todd, a 200-pound muscular tough guy who can punch ten of me with one punch!Can the soft, fluffy and coquettish fox in your mouth really have anything to do with him? 】

[Is there any evidence?If not, I'll take it as a rumor. 】

Faced with all kinds of doubts, the person who broke the news was also very angry, [Do you think I don't want to take evidence!I'm in the photography club!Seeing such a cute scene, I subconsciously raised my camera!But... I looked at Senior Todd's muscles, and I felt that if I dared to shoot casually, he would be able to punch me into ten ==. 】

At first no one believed the revelation, and the topic quickly died down in internal forums.

until--

——There are more and more eyewitnesses who saw 'Jason parading through the city with a long strip of fox hanging from his body'.

This initial breaking news was turned into hot by people.

【Report!Todd is hanging on the little fox again to attract hatred outside!They just came out of the Fulian area, and they seem to be planning to go back to the dormitory! 】

[I apologize to the subject... but I still feel very confused! !Why does Todd keep such cute animals?When I replied before, I joked that if this was the world of orcs, then Todd would be a terribly fierce lone wolf. 】

[Yeah, Senior Todd is synonymous with irritable old man and ascetic monk in my heart... So you can't imagine how shocked I was when I first found out that he actually joined the literary club. 】

[Ham, don't mention it, during the previous simulated training, Junior Todd and I were divided into a group.For the whole group, I got a lottery for resisting temptation. I managed to resist the smiling face of the beautiful big sister and got an A. I felt pretty good about myself. As a result... Damn, as soon as I got out of the training cabin, I heard that Todd was learning My brother kicked over the simulation training npc in the first 5 minutes, and then left with an s-level score.I'm really puzzled? !Does he feel nothing at all? ! 】

[Absolutely, who can refuse a cute little fox?I feel like I'm going to be charmed by her.Today Todd went to the teaching building to hand in the task, Huhu stayed outside and waited for him.You all know the temperature in the Gotham area - Fox's meat pads are frozen cold, so he has to step on his tail to keep warm, bow his head and form a small ball...you can't imagine how cute it is ! ! 】

[If it wasn't for the huge difference in combat power between myself and Todd, I really want to pick up Fox and run QAQ! 】

[Later, Junior Todd came over and stuffed Fox into his arms and took her away, and even used his palm to warm her up as a meat pad_(:з」∠)_]

[No wonder it is said that the fox is a great killer that charms all living beings, damn it, it is true. 】

But with the increase of eyewitnesses, the unsolved mystery in people's hearts is still unsolved.

——Why did Jason Todd suddenly raise a fox that doesn't match his painting style?

After seeing the scene of Jason getting out of the training cabin, taking out his comb and starting to lick the fox, some good people boldly guessed, [You say——could that fox be given by Junior Deriya? 】

After this new line of thinking was opened, it immediately aroused the approval of other people, [It is possible! !Didn't Junior Deria always like foxes?She really has the potential to give this kind of gift!And the timing is right!According to Senior Dick, Todd's birthday is this month! 】

[And if it was a pet from Deliya...then Senior Todd would definitely raise it by himself like now. 】It is also raised very carefully.

This guess also exploded the host who had been silent for several days, he asked curiously, 【Deria?Is it the international student of Heianjing College who has studied in SH for three years?She, but I heard that she returned to Heiankyo Academy last year before I entered school? 】

After this reply appeared, the post was silent for a long time before the senior sister who knew the answer replied, [... Back to Ping An Jing is also the official statement...]

As for the truth... it will always be more complicated than the official story.

And all the witnesses have long been silent.

SH Academy as a whole is a very peaceful place.

On the side of the Marvel branch, Minister Fury is responsible for ensuring the safety of students; the courses taught by Natasha are something that almost every student wants to take; Howard is a part-time professor and his son Tony Stark is also very famous in the college , I heard that they have been booked as lecturers by the college before graduation, but the relationship between father and son is a bit awkward, but under Mrs. Howard's adjustment, people can see their father and son's new inventions in newspapers and news from time to time; Senior Rogers, who graduated, is secretly in love with Professor Carter; Senior Parker, the president of the photography club in the college, Youshuang loves his parents and aunt very much. Snacks, although according to my friend Harry, the taste of the snacks is as poisonous as cooking...

The atmosphere at the dc branch is relatively serious, but whenever the students meet Lecturer Diana and her husband Trevor walking in the college, they still feel the pain of being stuffed with dog food coercion.In the Marvel branch, there are director Howard and his son, and Gotham also has director Thomas Wayne and his son... Anyway, they are all the same rich, the same genius, so others can't help but doubt them Life is not a special version exclusive to SVIP.

As for the Arkham College next door... Well, although it is called a college in name, it is actually more like a special education center.Included are "Poison Ivy, an expert who loves agriculture and farming", "Love life, decline barbecue killer crocodile" and others.Teaching the group of experienced people, trying to lead them on the right track.

——The educational effect is remarkable, especially after Deliya came here to study abroad, everyone from the killer crocodile to the firefly showed a quiet, quail-like obedience and understanding.

Very lively and peaceful learning environment.

——Of course, a qualifier 'most of the time' should also be added.

Most of the time, it's peaceful here.

But there are exceptions.

The people in these academies are all elites among the elites, and they will become cogs that are more precious than gold in the world in the future. Just a slight rotation can affect the operation of this huge machine in the whole world.

Such a precious group of geniuses will of course attract the attention of the outside world.

... This kind of gaze also includes some malicious organizations, such as Hydra and the like.

Hydra joins forces with the clowns at Arkham Academy, causing chaos within the academy.The security system has been deciphered, the security system has been entangled, and the professors with extraordinary backgrounds are also difficult to escape under the ingenious plan.

They even caught Jason Todd, stuffed each other into a warehouse full of explosive spots, and played a vulgar old-fashioned alternative trolley problem.

Whether to let the other controlled students in the college live, or let Todd who was locked in the warehouse live.

And the person who was asked to make a choice was Todd's 'half mentor', the joker's opponent for many years, Bruce Wayne who was able to finish his doctorate in one year and graduated from the academy.

...Damn it, this is no longer an academic dispute, but directly raised to Zhang San's issue.

No matter which side is chosen, the subsequent result will be a disaster.

If you choose Jason... he and the rest of the Wayne family will have a worrying mental state in the future, and he will become the public enemy of countless students' families; and in the same way, even if you choose to let others live - can they really feel at ease? Watch Todd die for himself?

It's not a trolley problem at all, it's two dead ends full of hopelessness.

That day, the air in the college was suffocating and desperate.

...It is precisely because of this stalemate that no one can willingly forget that scene after witnessing it with their own eyes.

The gray smoke covered the sky, and the sound of everyone's breathing seemed to be pulsating from the depths of the earth's core.The blue-haired girl rushed into the warehouse that had long been branded with a fatal ending in everyone's eyes. Her face was still stained with sweat and blood, but her eyes were still bright like boiling magma flames.

She stepped on the dust particles that burst from the muzzle of the gun, and brought Jason Todd back to the world from death with the flames of gunpowder smoke.

Delia's movement is the flag, symbolizing the beginning of the counterattack.

No one thought... how the students of those two colleges managed to put on such a wonderful 'show' while they were busy studying.

Dazzling golden red soars into the sky, and the archers standing on the commanding heights will kill with one blow. The black cloak wraps a cold arc, and the red cloak crosses the sky——

They reminded everyone that SH Academy... stands for superhero.This word never only refers to those professors who are entangled by the enemy, but also represents their students who inherit hope.

They acted arrogantly and arrogantly declared the outcome.

They win, the enemy loses.

...However, shortly after that day, Deliya announced that she would end her study abroad and return to Heianjing Academy.

This reason sounds impeccable, but some people still can't help worrying: wonder if Deriya was injured during the counterattack, and she is actually going to secretly recover from her injuries...

A year later, Senior Bruce and Senior Steve graduated successfully, and Tony Stark skipped two more grades...but Daria still didn't come back.

Of course, no one will mention these words in the forum.Out of respect and protection for Deliya, all the insiders skipped this topic and continued to discuss the fox next to Jason.

——After a heated discussion on the forum, almost everyone agreed that the little fox beside Jason Todd was a birthday present from Deliya.

However, the matter did not stop there so simply.After all, people's gossip is endless...

After drawing conclusions about Fox's origins, the original poster who broke the news couldn't bear to ask curiously, 【So... are Senior Todd and Senior Sister Deliya a couple? 】

[…] One word stirred up waves of thousands of stones.

The topic that had started to become deserted suddenly became lively again.

[I'll bet on the results of my next mock test!They are definitely a couple! 】

[? ?But they have never admitted or exposed it. 】

[Does this kind of thing still need to be announced at the development conference... as long as you observe a little, you can see it. 】

[I have participated in a two-player competition with them before, and I can be sure that there is definitely something wrong with the two of them!The college uniform was required for that competition, and you all know how flimsy the college’s women’s uniforms were before... I was about to freeze into a dog at the time, and when I looked back, I just saw Junior Todd stretching out his arm to make Deriya learn from her. My sister is wrapped in my windbreaker—I use the dignity of my literary club members to describe it. At that time, Todd was like a dragon with wings outstretched to enclose treasures in his territory. His arms were like the lights in the forest in fairy tales. Warm cabin. 】

The senior sister who had been in CP a few years ago finally found the opportunity to be able to Amway CP, and excitedly typed a series of exclamation points, [Isn’t it possible for a couple to do such a thing? ! ! 】

[? ?There is such a thing? ? 】

——In fact, the question discussed in the forum is also a common doubt among many friends of Delia and Jason.

For example...Peter who is sitting across from Jason and Deliya right now.

Peter was one of the first to spot the thread on that thread.After all, the host who posted the news...is a new member of his photography club.

Peter, who followed the entire thread, looked at the two with complicated emotions, wondering whether he should ask more questions.

And he really wanted to wake up the melon-eaters who had stamped 'the little fox is definitely a birthday present from Deliya', 'you have eaten fake melons. '

That little fox was not a gift from Deliya at all, but Deliya herself! !

The little fox turned into a prototype, with its head lying on Jason's lap, drowsy, and the long white fur was coated with a softer, warmer light by the warm light.Deriya fit tightly next to Jason, slumped into a soft blanket, looking like she might drip off Jason's legs at any moment.

But it was obvious that Jason didn't intend to let Deliya fall asleep just like that.

He pinched the little fox's chin, put his hands against his lips, and slightly exerted force on his knuckles wearing black leather gloves, "Open your mouth."

I don't know whether it's because of water and soil problems, or because she ate too much sweets after she came back. For the past two days, Deriya seemed to have returned to the teething period of her cubs. Her gums were so itchy that she couldn't sleep well every night.

The little fox opened his mouth, bit Jason's finger lightly and rubbed it.Foxes are carnivores after all, so their teeth are of course very sharp, but she controlled the force very well, leaving only a string of itches on Jason's fingertips.

Jason stared at it for a moment, but still couldn't see anything wrong with his teeth.

"Don't worry," Deriya shrank back, "Bai Zangzhu changed his teeth a few years ago because he ate too much sugar. He has a special constitution, so he won't be in any serious trouble."

Well, yes, this example makes a lot of sense.

...But Jason doesn't worry about whether Bai Zangzhu will change his teeth or whether he will have a toothache==.

So Jason completely ignored Delia's protest and made an appointment with the doctor for an examination tomorrow.

...Fortunately, Jason specially made an appointment with Dr. Watson's clinic, otherwise Deliya would really start to scratch people.

But even so, Deriya still flicked her tail and ran to the small living room next door.

"..." After Deliya left, Peter struggled for a long time, but still couldn't help his surging curiosity, and asked, "Uh, Jason, so are you... in a relationship?"

Jason didn't even change the arc of his mouth. He looked up at Peter calmly, and asked insincerely, "What do you think?"

Peter: "..." I don't feel anything, I just feel that I shouldn't be here now, but under the car...QAQ!

Peter has always been a tenacious and persistent character, and he would never give up easily. Since there was no result when he spoke bluntly, he immediately tried again, "But I thought Deliya would live directly in the Star Observation Tower today, Gu A professor said that tonight is a good time to watch the astrology."

While speaking, Peter used the questioning skills that Natasha had taught in the course before, and stared closely at Jason in front of him.

...I have to say that Jason is really very suitable for black.

Even if he only wears a simple black shirt indoors, it can still cause a sense of oppression that cannot be ignored.

...But this kind of oppression is not the indifference of quietly melting into the darkness, but more like a kind of magnanimity—a ferocious beast facing danger directly.The feeling he brought to Peter... is like a lone wolf that used to be a trapped animal, but now has mastered how to retract its sharp claws and touch other animals with its non-lethal pads.

"Well, we think the moon is also very beautiful tonight*," Jason replied calmly, "It happens that her dormitory room is in the next building, which is also the top floor, and the location is very suitable for watching the stars and the moon."

...Jason Todd, a literary youth who has read countless literary works, is simply relying on Peter's ignorance of oriental literary stalks, secretly stuffing dog food.

As a result, until he left, Peter still failed to ask his doubts clearly.He blankly sent a message to Tony, repeating in detail all Jason's answers just now, and then got a string of '...' replies from Tony.

——Even through the screen, Peter could feel Tony's shocked mood and the collapse of the sky.

Peter couldn't understand Jason's metaphor, but Tony, holding the smart butler in his hand, immediately retrieved the theory of Natsume Soseki's famous translation of 'Iloveyou' that was circulated on the Internet.

Tony, who had seen through the truth, was so excited that he wanted to grab the smart housekeeper by the collar and shake it, "Damn it, this is a real hammer!" ! '

Banner, who was in the dormitory next door, looked confused, "...Should I ask the school doctor to give you first aid or other emergency treatment?"

"No. You'd better give me Jiuxin Pill directly." Tony replied with a heavy heart.

After Peter left, Jason went to the kitchen, heated up the small cake he brought back to the dormitory today, and carried it to the side living room.

Deria... was about to fall asleep again.While knocking on the phone, he curled up on the sofa and yawned in a daze, struggling to adjust to the jet lag.

The girl was wrapped in a big blanket, and under the huge blanket, the tiny girl was slumped on the sofa like a pile of soft plush fabric, with only a small piece of thin ankle exposed from under the blanket, The raised curvature of the bone is softer than a romantic hymn.

After turning into a human form, Jason couldn't see Deria's fluffy and soft tails, but with such a large blanket covered, Jason still felt that Deria's long tails would hang on his body little fox.

In fact, the official reason that Deliya announced before—"End the study abroad and return to Heianjing Academy" is almost the truth of the matter.

The teaching systems and methods of Heianjing Academy and SH Academy are very different. The previous time Deria went back, she just continued to study the unfinished academic content.

Her mentor, Mr. Seimei, valued Deliya very much, and has been cultivating the little girl as his heir since a few years ago.

But under the halo of glory, hard work and hard work day and night are of course indispensable.

Every time when contacting each other through a long time zone, Jason wondered: In Delia's schedule, is she still awake?Still awake?

Jason put the cake on the table, sat down beside Delia, and at the same time pulled the blanket down to wrap around Deria's exposed ankles.

The ankles were touching, and the air in the room slowly thickened, like syrup bubbling in a small milk pot.

SH Academy has always given its students favorable treatment.This includes the absolute right to remodel dormitory bedrooms.

Jason has thick carpet in his dorm.

... After all, foxes still prefer bare feet.

A Persian patchwork-style rug is warm and soft underfoot.And with the broom god, you don't even need to worry about cleaning.

Jason rubbed the back of Deliya's hand, felt the temperature, and thought about whether to turn on the heater. At the same time, he said nonchalantly, "Just now Parker asked me... are you and I in love?"

Deriya paused when she knocked on the message, and chuckled, "Hmm, then he must have seen that topic post."

Jason: "... what post?"

Deriya shrugged, opened the internal forum of Sh Academy on her phone, and handed it to Jason, "I knew you hadn't read it."

...Of course Jason didn't read it, after all he never read the gossip section of the forum...

She gave Jason her mobile phone, so Deliya had no choice but to take out his mobile phone from the other person's pocket and continue typing the homework assigned by the tutor.

Anyway, their mobile phones have already stored the other party's face authentication, which can be unlocked at will.

...The pain of being nurtured by Laiguang and Seimei at the same time, probably only Deliya can understand.

However, Yuan Tutor also likes to make counterarguments against the arguments put forward by Seimei Tutor, and will ask Deria to write a thesis based on this counterargument.So after reading it in the past few years, Delia learned not only the rapid development of Yin Yang, but also the dialectic of "looking at the problem in two parts" very well--.

"..." After clicking on the topic that had been popular for a long time, Jason realized belatedly: ah, it turns out that wearing foxes on his body and walking around is actually a very hateful show off ?

Sorry, he doesn't really understand those humans without foxes.

It has to be said that the two-legged beasts are too easy to be captured. The moment they are caught by the claws of the small animals, their psychological defenses will collapse and they will be captured voluntarily.

Jason sometimes feels that Deriya has probably figured out his essence long ago, and he is sure that this two-legged beast that walks upright has already been defeated by himself, and then becomes helpless——

—Jason felt that he could not be called a breeder.

Was he the one who tamed the fox after all?

No, the fox tamed him.

He was just caught up in the powerful magnetic field that he couldn't escape, and then he held the color of the wheat field helplessly, waiting for the little fox.

Jason's fingers slid on Deliya's phone. He didn't like to read the gossip board, so he rarely read the whole post.Seeing those students who may never have noticed, carefully dissecting the relationship between him and Deliya with unimaginable enthusiasm and excitement.

Jason: ...? ?Why didn't he know that there was such a confession and love between them? ?

After reading the last reply, Jason said abruptly, "So are we in love?"

"..." Deliya's fingers slipped, and she typed out two unintelligible gibberish codes on the keyboard.

Well, unlike outside speculation, they never actually confirmed anything.There is no so-called confession.

... Wow, after all, Jason has already made unimaginable efforts and struggles in order to open up the vixen of Deliya, who is [all the members of the parent's emotional line have no life to survive).

Deriya turned her head to look at Jason.

And Jason was watching her too.The shoulders are straight, like a trapped beast with its body bent.

Those blue-green eyes looked like a deep pool, which could not be pried open by soft wind and moon, nor could it be smashed by frost, snow and ice wind.

But put the remaining temperature of the deep pool into the wheat field and into Calcifer's contract.

Deriya and him stared at each other for a long time, then suddenly let out a long sigh, and the sadness in his voice made Jason's heart beat twice.

"I feel—" Delia said hesitantly, "No matter what I say as an answer at this time, it will be very embarrassing."

"……so?"

"So out of rigorous consideration and comprehensive analysis," Deliya approached and seriously proposed, "I think I should owe you a kiss at this time."

Even the smartest brain can't analyze in detail whether this is a proposal or a permission.

However, there is no need to analyze.

Because essentially -- it's all the same.

"...but it's not a good habit to owe money," Jason replied softly, "so I think I should get it now, what do you think—?"

Wrapped in the smell of gunpowder smoke left over from training and the smell of coffee left over from staying up late, Deliya put her hands on the sofa and moved closer to Jason.

interlocking fingers.