Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Police Officer Gregory's hostility towards Spider-Man and Deria stems from his sharp anti-super-English thinking.

He never thought of this group of people with supernatural strength as heroes.

"Since the appearance of those people who can fly around, the whole world has become chaotic!"

"Without that group of superpowers, society would definitely be much more stable!"

——It's not just him, many people think so.

They can't wait to blame the superheroes for every mess. ——If the superheroes happened to be at the scene of the crime, they would say, 'Sure enough, disasters happen everywhere they go. Before they showed up, there weren't so many strange villains in the world! '; if the superheroes weren't at the scene of the crime, they'd say 'look!Don't they claim to uphold justice?As a result, even this crime could not be stopped!Their presence has no effect at all! '

They don't care at all that the official crime rate is decreasing year by year, and they don't want to see how many people survived because of the heroes' rescue, and it doesn't matter how many times they rushed to the forefront to face the universe-level enemies.

... To use the words that Deria complained to Jason, it is "people who don't know think they paid for it." ==.In the Heian period, when people entrusted onmyojis to help, they still had to remember to give money to Gouyu.These people go whoring for free and still have to point out the country.

Some of these sharp-minded people have become "mysteries", firmly believing that they can completely replace the heroes; and some have become Gregory, enjoying the convenience brought by the heroes at work on the one hand, On the one hand, I still secretly dislike Spiderman and the others for stealing the limelight.

'Since the appearance of Spider-Man, even a thief is rare in the jurisdiction!Those thieves dare not commit crimes anymore!But those theft cases and criminals should have been my accomplishments!Without these achievements, how can I sprint to become a new star in the police department! '

With this impotent rage, it was really difficult for Gregory to maintain a good attitude towards Peter and Deriya.

Forget about Spider-Man, Gregory heard that the other party is really good at fighting; but what use is this delicate and petite girl?Did she think she could sing hymns to the enemy on the spot, or shed a couple of tears to brainwash the enemy?

But now—Gregory couldn't think of his own indignation at all.

He clutched the crucifix in his hand in despair, and frantically read all the passages of the Bible he knew.

The cross did play a role. The doll floating in mid-air—that is, Annabelle—had a short-lived transpiration sound from her body, as if the iron was close to the flesh, and something in her body was being forcibly drawn away and evaporated.

But only for a moment.

The next moment, Gregory's phalanx felt a sharp pain that penetrated deep into the bone marrow. The pain seemed to be substantial, and it precisely cut his finger holding the cross.The tensely curled fingers were forcibly opened one by one by an irresistible force.

...The softness of the fingers is almost like the character modeling in "Humanity Falls Flat".

This is like a lv01 player who has just left the novice village, bringing his own unenhanced novice equipment to single-handedly challenge the boss of the territory——

The damage dealt is only 'ss' and '-1, -1', even the boss's protective shield can't be worn away, let alone the blood.

Even if you were disarmed and seized your weapons on the spot and complained angrily, the game customer service will only reply, "Dear, I suggest you read more about the strategy here." '

The cross was released in an instant, Gregory looked at Annabelle who was rushing towards him again, and immediately turned around and hid behind everyone in fright, "Aren't you professionals! Do something?!"

How about a superhero?How about a magician? !Why are you not responsible at all!

Shouldn't that girl who claims to be a professional summon some nine-winged angel to come out in seconds? !

Gregory's panic reached its peak after seeing a frail and slender woman summoned by Delia.

The woman in white clothes has a breath-taking beauty, and the side face slightly exposed from under the hood is beautiful and beautiful, with a sense of fragility that makes people want to pity and care.She was dressed in white to make her more holy and flawless.

If it was normal, Gregory would be happy to strike up a conversation with this beauty, and then have some romantic stories with her.

But now, Police Officer Gregory really wants to vomit loudly, "What the hell are you summoning?! A Christmas girl? Even if it's almost Christmas, you don't think it's completely impossible to summon such a useless beauty now. Isn't it in line with the development of the plot?!"

Damn, that's it?

Sure enough, the horror movie is right!This kind of girl can only hold back!

He took out his gun and aimed at the ghost nun, gritted his teeth and said, "Forget it! Let's go! Spider-Man! You and I cover—"

Before the words were finished, Gregory saw Deriya and Ibaraki Doji rushing forward. The girl had a black long knife in her hand; but the woman still didn't have any weapons in her hand.

"..." ok, he can understand their impulsive desire to be strong, but no matter how confident they are, they must first prepare for battle before fighting!Can they wake up a little bit!Especially the slender woman who was summoned, is she directly planning to use her slightly bigger fists to punch the enemy with small punches?

--It really is--

It's just not the 'little big fist' he thought.

It's a sandbag—a fist the size of a casserole.

From the woman's cuffs, a pair of gigantic ghostly hands were very abruptly exposed.

Straight towards the ghost nun's direction.

Ibaraki Doji, the ghost of Oeyama, the ghost of Rashomon.Famous shikigami monsters like Ibaraki Doji always have many legends in the human world.

And the most famous of the legends about Ibaraki Doji...besides his strength, that is the ghost of Rashomon and the arm cut off by the ghost.

Ibaraki Doji, this evil ghost feared by countless people, a tall and handsome male ghost, once turned into a beautiful woman and wandered around Rashomon, and even deceived the famous onmyoji at that time.Let them really think that Ibaraki is a weak woman who is lost and helpless.

... This is what the legend says, "I met a slender beauty in the middle of the night, and the other party smiled at you with affection, and you thought it would be a romantic love story, and you stepped forward happily to strike up a conversation, but the other party took it out and was bigger than you." '...

Bigger than you in every sense of the word.

Anyway, his ghostly hands are big enough to easily punch a child.

Under Gregory's stunned gaze, Ibaraki Doji, with a slender and beautiful face that hadn't changed back, directly stretched out his hand and pinched the head of the ghost nun, and then gave him an unceremonious 'little' fist and hammer.

"To add a little knowledge," Deliya pulled out Onikiri from her hand, pointing directly at Annabelle in the air, "White to us doesn't just represent holiness. It can also represent—"

The sharp light of the knife flashed past, and it was three points colder than the snow, "Funeral."

Gregory: "..." I feel like I'm hallucinating.

who is he?Where is he?What happened to this world?Do people with super powers still have this style of painting?Disrespect, disrespect... I really want to pass out and pretend to be disconnected!

The man stared dumbfounded at the two demons who almost scared him crazy just now, and they were rubbed casually by Deliya and Ibaraki Doji as if they had just made toys.

He was wrong, this is a real professional!

Working with Annabelle and the ghost nun has a very obvious advantage:

They are all possessed by evil spirits, which are equivalent to a kind of evil container.So this also means that it is difficult for them to speak themselves.

It's really great to not have to fight while listening to the opponent's thoughts.

However, if the evil spirit hidden in Annabelle and the ghost nun really got out of the container and spoke directly, they would probably open their mouths and curse.

Evil exists forever, and it is impossible for these demons to be completely wiped out. At most, they are only [temporarily] sealed by layers of shackles and holy power.

They have been in the human world for so long, and they have broken the mentality of countless people. They are truly hell-level big bosses, and even the most powerful exorcists have missed them.

What's more, the demon behind the ghost nun is Valak. ——King Solomon ranks 72nd among the 62 pillars of demon gods. A real demon is not just a 'little devil'.He holds an army of demons in his hands, has angel wings on his body, and rides a two-headed dragon.

From these complex profiles, it can be seen how tricky this demon will be.

but--

Ibaraki Doji's identity is not inferior to him!

Ibaraki Doji is also the ghost of Dajiangshan, a real evil ghost, the kind whose name can scare a child to cry in Heianjing!Valak is the 62nd Demon God, but Ibaraki Doji and Hoshikuma Doji are the most trusted subordinates of Oe-san Oni King Shuten.

Not to mention that Deliya was originally a professional onmyoji, but she has practiced the basic skills of collecting ghosts and demons for more than ten years.It is restraint in all directions and without dead ends.

So... @valak, are you noble?Put down your figure! /jpg

Now the ghost nun can only: her eyes stare like copper bells, and she shoots lightning-like cursing.

In fact, these demons are very good at breaking the enemy's mentality. After all, demons cannot directly snatch human souls, but they can use various intimidation methods to force humans to actively sacrifice their souls.Scaring is one of their best methods.

So the battle scene of the four of them looked like they had blown up a fireworks factory and a special effects company, full of all kinds of horrifying and terrifying environments.

The visiting artworks in the living room turned their heads to stare at Deliya and Ibaraki Doji. The sharp cries and laughter mixed together into an unbearable noise. Melodious ancient music came from the bedroom, and the lights were like Constantly flickering violently like an electrocardiogram, the bared teeth and red eyes of the ghost nun are dripping blood continuously, the doll is wandering around with stiff steps clattering——

It is simply the most frightening juscare part of all major horror films.The danger of demons who use their skills to suppress the bottom of the box can collapse the psychological defenses of people in the entire city.

However——Deriya: "...is that all?"

'It's not as interesting as the ghost story that Qing Xingdeng told me before going to bed. '

Deliya felt that the minds of these ghosts on the matter of 'scaring people' needed to be further opened up.Have they ever seen the image of the web bride crawling out of the spider swarm?Have you ever seen the picture of Bianhua killing people with a sea of ​​flowers?Have you ever seen the picture of Takiyasha Ji Yuexia zooming in?And, have they seen Shuten-douji after being controlled...

That's called real horror.

"...I don't want to be bombarded with maps," Delia, who was not frightened at all, couldn't help complaining, "but I really want to know—"

In order not to hurt the other party's self-esteem, Deriya used her words as carefully as possible, "Could it be that these demons or devils all look like this?"

When she first met Freddy, Deriya thought that the other person's appearance of being scarred by the fire was just an isolated case.

...But after seeing the ghost nun and Annabelle, Deliya found that the appearance of these demons was still very...unspeakable.

?How could this be so!

All the shikigami in her family are more beautiful than one, right? !

What's going on with the aesthetics of these demons——

The two demons who were stabbed in the heart: "..."

This is too much!Do you want to kill someone?

Looking at the ghost nun and Annabelle who were being chased and beaten, and Freddy stuffed in his backpack: "...I feel like I'm about to have two new colleagues."

Then happily usher in the happy days of doing one break and two breaks!Are there any other demons and spirits around here?Can I have some more!Maybe he could start shifts in the future!

"Don't worry, no matter how many newcomers arrive, you will be the most important one." Deliya comforted Freddy softly, "After all, you are the ration supplier of the nightmare!"

Freddie: ...Thanks, but I didn't feel very happy. =)

Who can convince that long-nosed pig to expand his eating range, and eat some demons in addition to eating nightmares!

The system couldn't help complaining about Deliya, "...you know, the comfort you gave Freddy just now sounds like the kind of scumbag who meets one and loves the other."

"...? How is it possible!" Dariya retorted incredulously, "I have paid equal respect and attention to every ingredient and every tree!"

All living beings are equal, and everyone has a pot to use!

Show mercy×

Keep pots everywhere√

I am everyone, everyone is a pot!

In the midst of this professional melee, Sherlock, whose three views were shaky, silently raised his hand and covered his face, "..."

"I think you can really be a magician." Watson raised his hand and patted Sherlock. "Your mouth really seems to be opened. I feel that the Supreme Sorcerer is not as effective as you. What do you say?" It can all be done.”

Even if the previous mermaid, Arendelle, and the mirror were all coincidences, then what he wanted this time to "verify with more examples" has come true...

John Watson believed from the bottom of his heart that his friend absolutely, absolutely had a powerful magical talent that was not inferior to the Supreme Sorcerer.

Sherlock: "..."

After being severely hammered by Ibaraki Doji, Valak quickly decided to abandon the container of the ghost nun, and the evil spirit in Annabelle thought so.

Run if you can't beat it!After they recruit more colleagues, come back for revenge!I heard that there is a ghost museum nearby, as long as they go in, they can find many allies!

Valak and the two quickly pulled out of the container——

Then Deriya and Ibaraki Doji pressed their heads again and slapped them back.

...as easy as stuffing a pillow inside a pillow.

After all [Seal] is an essential skill for Onmyojis.Even an evil god of the level of Yamata no Orochi can still be imprisoned under the seal.

"Those lonely ghosts who have just been subdued still have little paper dolls to live in," Deriya showed the excellent qualities that a good boss should have, comforting the two demons very thoughtfully, " Don't be shy either!"

——The contract hasn't been signed yet, so don't try to run away!

Due to the abundance of shikigami, and the onmyoji itself possesses the energy of light and darkness at the same time, no matter what kind of power the demons use, Deliya can restrain it with the exact opposite power.

Annabelle made a cry, and Deria let out the laughter of an ugly girl; when the ghost nun wanted to kill her, Deria signaled Ibaraki Doji to grab the opponent's neck and start a melee fight; the two demons wanted to get away and run away. , Deriya began to forcibly restrain her with the spirit of words;

"..." Annabel doubted herself for the first time, why did she use a doll as a container instead of a radio that could scream.

——Otherwise he would definitely yell at these two women.

Don't talk about Wude!who? !

The demons who came to the human world have no way to take the initiative to kill or hurt people. They can only constantly intimidate or seduce humans, and then force humans to voluntarily sacrifice their souls to them. ——Of course Freddy belongs to Nightmare, he is not under this rule.

...Even when the ghost nun was the most powerful, she caused all the nuns in the entire church to die one after another, but she didn't hit people like these two women at that time?

You are operating illegally!Satan is going to punish you!

Deliya couldn't understand the other party's anger and grievance. After all, in the Heian era, there was really no such so-called "evil spirits can't directly hurt people" setting.

...Even if only Hongye is used as an example, how many people has she messed with...

I can’t count the number, okay _(:з」∠)_.

When the mentality of the ghost nun and Annabelle was about to collapse completely, Deriya raised her hand to stop Ibaraki Doji's movement, took out two spells from the system backpack, and showed the standard devil smile that every 996 boss would show.

"Don't be afraid! I'm a very good boss!" Even what I said was like the standard template of a black-hearted boss, "I'm very considerate of every employee under me, and give them the most careful care." This Dot Freddy can vouch for that!

The two demons who are well versed in the weakness of the human heart and have troubled the human world for many years:...

Damn, when they met these two women, they really saw the devil!

Are they the new elite demons recruited by Satan?

"You can live in the dormitory with Freddy in the future," Deriya happily began to plan for her subordinates, "As a senior, he will definitely teach you well."

They have also failed before, but because the demons cannot be completely killed, they have experienced the worst and worst ending, but they were sent back to hell or sealed up.

"..." Now that I think about it, those endings are actually their blessings!No wonder those exorcists before all believed in God. It turned out that they were all good people!

The one I met this time certainly doesn't believe in God.Because she is a real devil!

But before doing the sealing, Deriya looked at the two demons with the spell and suddenly thought for a long time.

Seeing Deriya deep in thought, Officer Gregory, who had lost his three views all night, said nervously, "You, what are you thinking?"

It's over, it's over, she has such a powerful strength, she can hammer the devil to the ground, but she still shows such a serious expression, this matter must not be easy to solve.

Can he still successfully escape from tonight's incident?Why on earth is he so hesitant to come to such a ghostly place? !

When Police Officer Gregory was about to suffocate, he heard Deriya ask in a serious tone: "Do you think that the devil's wings are delicious? I heard that some angels have more than 20 wings on their bodies, maybe The demons will have no less wings—"

The tengu clan doesn't have that many wings!Why do creatures in this world grow so long?The same goes for Hydra!After eating one head, two can grow!Not only is it energy efficient but also offers a variety of eating possibilities!

Officer Gregory: "...??"

...Did he hear wrong?

Or is this actually some kind of mysterious religious ritual?Use pots and spices to frighten demons?

It seems reasonable to think so, after all, the basic method for people to deal with demons is to sprinkle salt, and it seems that the East still has such operations as sprinkling dog blood——

It turns out that it is possible to think of using the method of 'cooking' to integrate various exorcism methods into one, to increase output efficiency and enhance aggressiveness... This is really a genius idea!No wonder she dares to call herself a professional!

so amazing!Worth learning for all exorcists!

Officer Gregory had 'I got it' written all over his face. ', and a sense of shame.

Seeing Officer Gregory's expression suddenly enlightened, Peter: "..." Although he didn't know what you were thinking now, he had to say: No, you don't understand.

This has nothing to do with demons or not, it's just because of Delia's appetite.

Even if you put Hydra here, her first reaction would be to pick up the pot and start a fire.

Thinking of this, the experienced Peter couldn't help but sigh with vicissitudes.

Deriya sealed the two demons with the method of Onmyoji, and was still thinking about the problem of roasting the wings.

And this time-

Ibaraki-douji walked in the direction of Deliya, following the movement of the big monster, the delicate disguise used to confuse others quickly dissipated, and the delicate and slender beauty was shattered like streamer fragments, and returned to the real appearance of Ibaraki-douji's tall and handsome body .

Seeing this scene, Deliya couldn't help lowering her head and chuckling a few times.

Ibaraki Doji's aesthetics are really good. The appearance he has turned into a tycoon in women's clothing perfectly fits all the public's definitions of "beauty".Otherwise, it would be impossible to make people fall in love at first sight in Rashomon.

——So it is precisely because of this that when he returns to his body, people will be even more shocked by the huge difference in intuition.

"..." In fact, the other people present were also shocked.

Officer Gregory's legs went limp and he almost fainted on the spot.Damn it—is this the useless beauty he wanted to strike up a conversation with just now, and still complained about it in his heart? ?

...This, this, this, Police Officer Gregory looked at Ibaraki Doji's muscles and height with shock, and felt that the other party could send him flying across New York City with a single punch.

Both Sherlock and Peter have been exposed to the so-called "disguise" before. After all, the former has many years of undercover experience, while the latter has witnessed the elite equipment of agents in the Avengers Building all the year round.

but,

... They feel that this is no longer disguise or electronic mask, this is simply a different species!

X Tu Xiuxiu dare not be so P!This has directly changed from a peerless macho to a slender and beautiful girl!

With a stunned expression, Ibaraki Doji went straight to Dariya.

"Huh?" Although she knew that the shikigami modeled by the system could not interact with her, Deliya still habitually turned her head and looked at him with a smile—just as she often did in Heianjing, "What's the matter?"

The big demon didn't speak, but just raised his good arm and put it on Deriya's shoulder.

The strong arms embraced Deliya, and combined with the huge height difference between the two, this action became almost—or a hug in the first place.

"...Ibaraki?"