[Comprehensive] Mafia Scumbag Handbook

Osamu Dazai blinked, moved the phone away from his ear, stared at the name on it, then hung up the phone decisively, threw it away, and threw it into the arms of the flustered Hirotsu Yanagi.

……

When Osamu Dazai and the others found Yuuki Miyazaki, he was talking to a young man with a beard and a white-green striped hat and a dark green jacket.

The young man looked solemn, grabbed Miyazaki Yuki's wrist, and said something in a deep tone, but Miyazaki Yuki looked helpless, looking at this person with an extremely strange expression.

Osamu Dazai raised his hand to stop the man behind him, stepped forward, and asked with a smile, "Is Dr. Miyazaki in any trouble?"

As a subordinate, Guangjin Liulang, even if he also wanted to go forward to ask, he still stopped at the same place at this moment.

Miyazaki Yuki saw Dazai Osamu, and then pulled his wrist out of the hand of the man in front of him, "It's a bit troublesome, this gentleman has identified the wrong person."

Osamu Dazai looked suspiciously at the man with light-blond short hair, showing a pure expression, and immediately asked politely, "This gentleman is looking for someone?"

The young man pursed his lips, but stopped talking when Osamu Dazai walked over.

He pursed his lips, looked at Miyazaki Yuuki who really looked strange, frowned forbearingly, and said, "Sorry... I was too excited... I probably really made a mistake. people."

Dazai Osamu looked at him with a smile, and then looked at Miyazaki Yuki, "It doesn't matter if you make a mistake, it just happens that we can get to know each other a little bit."

He took the initiative to introduce himself: "My name is Osamu Dazai, how about you, sir?"

The man pressed his hat, hid his eyes in the shadow of the brim of the hat and said, "Kisuke Urahara."

Urahara Kisuke still looked at Miyazaki Yuki and asked, "I don't know what to call this person?"

Dazai Osamu saw that Miyazaki Yuki did not answer immediately, so he answered instead: "His name is Miyazaki Yuki, and he is a doctor."

Both Miyazaki Yuki and Dazai Osamu saw that Urahara Kisuke raised his head suddenly when he heard the name, and looked at Miyazaki Yuki with more focused eyes.

Miyazaki Yuki looked at Osamu Dazai, who was obviously watching, "Where did you come from?"

"Mr. Barbara. Mori said that one of the 'masters' here should always say hello before acting." Dazai Osamu looked at the safe Miyazaki Yuuki, "But it seems unnecessary now."

A parrot rested on Miyazaki Yuuki's shoulder, and the parrot looked around, quietly, not talking much.

Kisuke Urahara took a deep breath, resumed his usual tone, and said proactively, "I don't know which hospital Dr. Miyazaki works in? When the time comes to see a doctor, maybe we can meet again?"

What disease does a "dead person" see in a living person?

Miyazaki Yuki talked about the hospital where he practiced in a normal tone, but he was honest.

But obviously, everyone could see that Miyazaki Yuki didn't intend to have too many interactions with this young man.

After Urahara Kisuke got the answer he wanted, he took the initiative to leave with a wink, and Miyazaki Yuki was also able to join the port mafia personnel.

After getting into the car of the Port Mafia, Osamu Dazai looked at Miyazaki Yuuki curiously, and asked him, "Does the doctor really not know that person just now?"

Miyazaki Yuki shook his head, "I don't know...he himself said he was wrong."

"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai showed a thoughtful expression, and he didn't know what he was thinking about.

Miyazaki Yuki told Dazai Osamu and Hirotsu Yananami who were in the same car about what happened today, "This parrot, Kotosaka, is a member of the King of Green."

Hearing this, Kotosaka jumped on Miyazaki Yuki's shoulder, "Ryu, Ryu—"

Osamu Dazai stared at the parrot for a long time and asked, "Can't we expose the internal layout of the organization?"

Without waiting for Miyazaki Yuuki and Hirotsu Yanagi to say anything, he slowly extended his hand to Kotosaka, "So - if it's just a parrot, it doesn't even have eyes..."

Crash, clatter——

The parrot Qinsaka flew up in the carriage, flapping its wings, and slapped the faces of the people in the car. At the same time, the car was filled with the shrill cries of the parrot Qinsaka: "Liu-liu-liu -"

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

"Whoah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-"

The driver's exclamation and Osamu Dazai's exciting cheers were mixed together, and the black car drove boldly and casually in an "S" shape on the road, causing vehicles on the road to honk their horns frequently.

Hirotsu Yanagi grabbed the handle on the top of the car and tried to stabilize his body, while Miyazaki Yuuki quickly grabbed the parrot back to stop this short farce.

"I thought I was going to die." Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes and turned to look at the traffic behind him, and patted his chest, "It's a pity..."

At this moment, another man's voice came from the parrot, "I'm sorry, Kotosaka has caused trouble for you."

Osamu Dazai turned his head when he heard the sound.

The voice continued: "Although Qinsaka can complete my 'meeting' with the leader of your organization even without eyes, Qinsaka is also my clan."

"If it's an important place, you can lock him in a cage, cover him with a black cloth and take him away."

Osamu Dazai stared at the parrot's eyes, "So...you observe the outside world through his eyes?"

"Yes." Bi Shui Liu replied docilely.

"..." Osamu Dazai tilted his head and looked at the parrot from left to right, and even lifted the parrot's legs to see its gender.

Bishuiliu: "..."

Parrot Kotosaka: "Flow!!!!!!"

Miyazaki Yuki's ears hurt, and he pressed Dazai Osamu's hand.

Dazai raised his head and looked at Miyazaki Yuki with blinking eyes.

Miyazaki slowed down, took his hand back, then turned to look at the driver, and asked, "How long will it take?"

"Ah? Ah...there is about 20 minutes' drive to the headquarters."

Miyazaki Yuki nodded, then looked at Osamu Dazai and found that he had calmed down.

Osamu Dazai leaned on the car seat, put his cheek on it, stared at the clothes on Miyazaki, and suddenly asked, "Didn't Dr. Miyazaki go back yesterday?"

"Yeah." Miyazaki Yuki put Kotosaka on the other side away from Dazai, "I went to a senior to help take care of his child for one night, and was picked up as soon as I came out."

"That's really hard work." Osamu Dazai said without emotion, "I'm still wondering if Dr. Miyazaki's patience is only for one day."

Guangjin Liulang opened his eyes and pricked up his ears.

"It's true that I couldn't persevere... How about this, what do you want to eat next time?"

"Anything is fine?"

"...As long as you eat it, you won't go to the hospital."

Osamu Dazai sighed a little, but soon began to count the things he wanted to eat with his fingers.

They are all foods related to crabmeat.

Miyazaki Yuki thought: Dazai really loves crabs deeply.

But he doesn't like spicy food... Miyazaki Yuki thought about what to do next time, and then yawned lazily.

After arriving at the headquarters of the port mafia, all follow-up matters were handed over to Osamu Dazai.The same is true for the meeting between Parrot Kotosaka and Mori Ogai.

Because Mori Ogai might call him to talk later, Miyazaki Yuuki didn't leave immediately, but took a nap in Osamu Dazai's lounge.

In the past two days, he only slept for a short time intermittently, so Miyazaki fell asleep very quickly, and slept deeply.

When Osamu Dazai opened the door and came in, Miyazaki Yuuki didn't wake up either.

And Osamu Dazai squatted down on the edge of the sofa and stared at Miyazaki Yuki for a long time, looked left and right, but Miyazaki Yuki's breathing rate did not change, Dazai was sure that Miyazaki Yuki was really fast asleep.

But a mafia... sleep alertness is so low!

Osamu Dazai suddenly hooked the corner of his mouth, revealing a wicked smile.

He squatted where he was, cleared his throat, and first tried in a low voice: "Doctor Miyazaki?"

"Doctor Miyazaki—Hello~ Doctor Miyazaki?"

Osamu Dazai stared at Miyazaki Yuki's flawless face, then stood up a little, took a deep breath, bent down and was about to cry out.

In the next second, the person on the sofa didn't even open their eyes, so they stretched out their hands and pulled the one next to them into their arms, pressing them against their bodies.

The person with closed eyes opened some eyes slightly. After confirming the person, he adjusted his posture slightly, patted the back of the boy in his arms, then closed his eyes again, pressed them against the fair cheeks, and lowered his voice hoarsely. Said in a low voice: "Don't make trouble, sleep a little longer..."

The breath belonging to another adult male entangled in an instant, as if it had contaminated the whole body, enveloping the person airtightly.

The nostrils are full of the smell of another person.

Osamu Dazai blinked, turned his head away, and his cheek brushed Miyazaki Yuuki's lips.

The posture was uncomfortable, he moved down, and then rested his chin on Miyazaki Yuki's chest, staring at Miyazaki Yuki quietly.

Looking at it, he sat up while pressing Miyazaki Yuuki's chest, raised his chin and raised his voice, "Mr. Mori is looking for you."

Miyazaki Yuki yawned, his brows and eyes filled with helplessness after being woken up.

He supported the back of the sofa and sat up, then put his hands on Osamu Dazai, pinched the latter's waist, and exerted force with his arms, causing the person to fall off him.

"Don't sit in this position on top of another man," Miyazaki Yuki said, "especially when you just woke up."

Osamu Dazai glanced at Miyazaki Yuuki's lower body, "Is it so sensitive?"

Miyazaki Yuki smiled and asked, "Didn't you do it on purpose?"

Osamu Dazai looked at Miyazaki Yuuki with an innocent look that he didn't know.

Miyazaki Yuki patted Dazai's head, the latter frowned, Miyazaki had already stood up, and sighed: "Do you think your guardian will warn me to stay away from you?"

Osamu Dazai smiled after hearing this, "I will look forward to it." Like a little devil full of thoughts.

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-2020.10.29