[Journey to the West] The monster took me away again

Wu Neng slapped his thigh: "Fortunately, Master didn't listen to me and really went to buy a big iron pot and come back. Otherwise, after the monster captures Master, he still doesn't know whether to eat from the head or the feet first. It's really cheaper than that demon."

"Boom!" Chen Wei removed the nine-ring tin stick from Wu Neng's head: "Don't curse me for being caught by a monster as soon as you open your mouth. Are you so excited that you have long thought that I was captured by a monster so that you Go back to Gao Laozhuang to meet your Cuilan?"

"Hehe master, don't be angry, my old pig is just following the words of the land master and playing around." Wu Neng held his head that hurt from the knock, trying to change his image in Chen Wei's eyes.

"I'm not angry, I just think that Wu Neng, with your figure, being too fat is not good for your health. You will have high blood pressure, high blood sugar, and internal organs and bones will also burden you a lot. It is extremely unhealthy for your body, so I suggest you go to the mountains. Go on patrol, look for the lair of those two monsters, let us avoid it in advance, no problem?"

After Chen Wei finished speaking seriously, Wukong and Drifting nodded in unison.

"Three to one, you go on patrol, you are not allowed to find a place to sleep, I will ask your junior brother to check where you go every half a cup of tea."

Drifting silently opened his legs, and stepped on the two-meter-high boulder next to him. Standing on it, he looked like a big tree reaching into the clouds. Within a radius of fifty miles, no matter Wu Neng could walk to him, he would be able to reach him. You can see clearly.

Wu Neng looked at Monk Drifting's positive attitude, grinding his back molars and carrying his nine-toothed rake, humming all the way away.

After he left, Chen Wei turned around and saluted the father-in-law beside him: "Thank you for the reminder, father-in-law. We will carefully avoid those two monsters along the way."

It was rare for Land to be treated so politely, and he was in a good mood to reveal another piece of news to him.

"Elder, be very careful, those two monsters have five treasures with them, and they have great supernatural powers, so don't force your way in!" Without waiting for Chen Wei's reply, they went straight into the ground and let Wukong use them as they wished. The stick hit the ground, but they didn't hear it.

The three masters and apprentices rested here and made a fire to cook. After Wu Neng was kicked out of the team, he carried his nine-toothed nail rake on his shoulders and ran up the road with great vigor. Being lazy, he even let him out to patrol the mountains alone.

He also sent Drifting Monk to watch him from behind, dare to look down on him like this old pig, let him show his true abilities in a while.

All the way through the grass and through the forest, like a shooting star, he traveled thirty miles in no time, when the insects and wild wolves around saw him rushing towards him with great momentum, and escaped with their tails between their legs before they could make a round.

Wu Neng became more and more proud, holding his head up and carrying the rake, and walked swaggeringly in the mountains, thinking that he would go back after half an hour of patrolling the mountains, and see what the monkey would say about him.

In front of him, less than fifty miles due south, is the lotus cave mentioned by the land master, and there are two monsters living in the cave.

The eldest is called the King of Golden Horn. He wears a jade-colored gown with a round neck and narrow sleeves.

Sitting with him on a stool inlaid with precious stones, King Yinjiao looked like a boy of fourteen or fifteen years old, holding an old portrait in his hand in a pink and jade carving.

On the portrait was a monk wearing a brocade cassock, which was printed on the paper in a breezy moonlight.

King Jinjiao glanced at the portrait in the other party's hand, and asked, "Yinjiao, how long has it been since you last patrolled the mountain?"

The silver-horned king with an oval face pulled his sleeves and gently wiped the dust on the portrait. Hearing this, he thought for a while and said, "I guess it's been half a month?"

"The monk from Dongtu Datang, after walking for so many days, should have come to our territory. You ordered [-] mobs and went to patrol the mountain today. The monk from the province was missed when he came to our territory. After finishing speaking, the tall and mighty king with thick eyebrows and sword-eyed Golden Horn sitting beside him took out three portraits from behind the throne and handed them to Yin Jiao: "These are the three monster apprentices of that monk. Missed on the way."

After wiping Tang Monk's portrait, King Yinjiao raised his head, glanced at the three strange-looking monster apprentices, and curled his lips: "If we want to eat people, we can just grab one from this mountain. This monk is so good-looking, you Why do you want to eat him?"

Jin Jiao nodded his forehead: "Before you left the heaven, didn't you hear that Bodhisattva talking to Laojun that this monk is the elder Jin Chan who descended to earth and practiced for ten generations. So far, the yang has not leaked, and he just needs to eat a bite of his meat." , you can prolong your life.”

Yinjiao heard it, and after thinking about it, he looked at the portrait in his hand: "He looks so good, he has returned his strength, and his yang has not yet leaked, why don't we catch him and stop eating his flesh?" , directly broke his Yuan and Yang body, and he can gain longevity without killing such a good person, what do you think?"

"Then what about the godmother? If we get it, we can't let the godmother lose everything."

When Yinjiao heard the word godmother, she was also a little worried.

After the two brothers went down to earth and became demons, they worshiped a vixen as their godmother, and they captured Tang Seng Changsheng here. If they didn't give the godmother a few pieces of meat, it would be a pity for the godmother to take care of them on weekdays.

"Think about these things when you come back. You go to patrol the mountains first."

Yin Jiao, who had a head problem, came out to patrol the mountain with a lot of worries along with the thirty mobs that Jin Jiao had ordered for him.

He and Wu Neng walked west and the other east. Wu Neng had just drank a lot of mountain springs by the mountain stream, and now his stomach was full, and walking around was even more uncomfortable.

Looking around with his stomach in his arms, he made sure that there were no wolves, tigers, leopards, or wild dogs around. Just as he took off his pants, he heard a lot of footsteps in the distance.

Wu Neng half-bowed, squatting in the grass taller than a person, only showing a pig's head and ears, looking at a group of demons coming directly opposite.

The mobs patrolling the mountain also saw him for the first time, and two mobs rushed up to him with maces in their hands, and shouted sharply: "Look up, where are the monsters coming to my Pingdingshan! "

Wu Neng pricked up one ear and lay down the other, staring blankly at the dozens of mobs in front of him, thinking in his heart that these might be the monsters that the old man said, with a calm expression on his face. Staying in a daze, he lifted his trousers and answered, "Passing by."

The little monster ran back to King Yinjiao, and replied: "Report to the second king, that is a passerby."

Yinjiao was sitting on the sliding pole carried by the goblins, and when he heard that it was a passerby, he shook off the four scrolls he was carrying with him, opened them one by one, and asked the goblin to come over and have a look: "Go and see if the goblin passing by is with you." Looks alike."

The mob saw the long-mouthed and big-eared monster in the four portraits at a glance, and shouted directly: "Report to the second king! It's him!"

Yinjiao lowered his head and saw that the portrait the little monster was pointing at was a pig demon queen, he waved his hand in disgust: "Go, arrest him."

As soon as Wu Neng heard that he was going to catch himself, he raised the rake and ran away.

As soon as he walked around, his arched body suddenly stood up, and the little monster who came to take him down at a height of [-] meters turned pale with fright, and screamed like boiling water poured in his throat.

"This monster wants to escape!"

When King Yinjiao, who was sitting on the sliding pole, heard it, he drew out the Seven Star Sword on the spot, and stepped forward to chop.

While running back, Wu Neng had to parry this crazy monster. It would be fine if he fought alone, but when the monster gave an order, those little monsters also rushed over.

It's okay to fight one at a time, so many little monsters rushed up at once, with knives and swords, all yelling, Wu Neng was a little panicked, turned around and ran, but a melon and vine under his feet didn't know where it came from. Stretching out, the panic-stricken person was tripped by the vine and staggered. Before he could get up, a group of little monsters jumped over.

Like stacking arhats, they all jumped on his back and stomped hard, one after another, Wu Neng couldn't get up even if he wanted to, so he could only catch him with nothing.

"Report to the second king! We caught this pig demon!"

The leading mob was very happy, with his chin raised and his face proud, he let the pig demon be lifted up to the second king carefully.

King Yinjiao put away his weapon, took the portrait he carried with him, stood in front of Wu Neng, compared his face with the portrait carefully, and then nodded: "That's right, it's the disciple of the monk's pig demon , Little ones, carry him home!"

"Report to the king! He is too heavy!"

Yinjiao turned around, looked the pig monster up and down, pinched his chin and said: "It's a bit fat, but although this guy can't live forever after eating, he can wash it and lose its hair, pickle it with salt and dry it in the sun, and give it to the little ones later." It's also a good choice for us to serve food and drinks, serve them all, and we must carry him back today!"

The thirty mobs who went out with him swarmed up, those who raised their hands raised their hands, and those who raised their feet raised their feet. Even Wu Neng's nine-toothed rake had more than a dozen mobs walking in a row and carrying them on their shoulders, shouting son.

"One two one, Pingdingshan!" The group raised their feet and stepped forward with their right feet.

"One two one, Hey Lianhua Cave!" The little demons stepped forward with their left legs together.

"One two one, King of the Golden Horn!" The nine-toothed rake climbed up the hillside.

"One two one, King Silver Horn!" The little monsters under the nine-toothed rake also followed up the hillside.

Wu Neng looked at the sky with his eyes open, and heard the chants in his ears, rolled his eyes and muttered: "Call, shout, it's best to recruit all the monkeys here, and see how he can deal with you! Then you will know how to kidnap What a mistake your Grandpa Pig is."

More than a hundred miles away, Chen Wei was playing with the wooden sign on his wrist, watching the sun in the sky begin to move slowly, Wu Neng, who went out to patrol the mountains, seemed to have let go, and has not returned until now.

The noodle cake and wild vegetable soup left for him were also cold, and Chen Wei suddenly felt his ears warm up, and his right eye also kept jumping.

As the old saying goes, the left eye jumps into wealth and the right eye jumps into disaster. The person sitting on the hillside feels bad and invites Monkey King: "Wukong, go out and look for Wu Neng, has he lost again?"

The author has something to say: King of Gold and Silver: The Tenth Yuanyang, we want it!

Chen Wei: This... Forget it, I'll just fall asleep and let the next one deal with it.

感谢在2021-02-0423:35:44~2021-02-0520:55:56期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Yimenmen;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Weiwei and Mengzhongsha; 00212 bottles; 1 bottle of Susutang; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!