[Journey to the West] The monster took me away again

"Don't be angry! My old clumsy family property in this life was eaten up by him like this!"

The person who couldn't figure out the situation nodded suddenly, and helped the other party to do well, "Exasperating, so annoying, old man, go on!"

Mr. Gao hadn't talked about that bastard son-in-law to anyone for a long time, but now facing the monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, he saw his appearance, his sitting posture and his conversation.

The more I look at it, the more satisfied I am, regretting that I married Cuilan so early.

"My miserable Cuilan married such a monster. Fortunately, he can eat and work to earn money, but in the past year he has started to be windy and foggy again, causing stones to fly everywhere. Sha, it made my neighbors feel uneasy, and my family, Cuilan, hasn't come out of the backyard for half a year, and no one answered when I called her, so I want to invite a master mage to drive out the demons."

Mentioning the youngest daughter, Gao Taigong cried again until his eyes became dizzy.

Chen Wei turned over his sleeves, found a clean handkerchief and handed it to the other party, thinking in his mind why the word Cui Lan sounded so familiar?I couldn't help asking: "The old man wants to see his daughter, or does he want to see that pig demon?"

Mrs. Gao sniffed, "I want my daughter to divorce him, just write him a divorce document and let him leave Gao Laozhuang."

Chen Wei was sure, he had arrived at the territory of the second apprentice, and even entered his old father-in-law's house.

He was chatting with him here, and Monkey King took a stick and went straight into the door of the backyard house. There was a lock filled with copper juice hanging on the door of the house, and he knocked it into three petals with a golden cudgel. It was pitch black.

Wukong was not afraid of the dark, so he jumped in with a pair of golden eyes and held a Ruyi golden cudgel in his hand. In a dark corner with his golden eyes, he found a woman who was weak and feeble, with pale eyebrows, thin and timid, and with clouds pushing her temples around. people.

"Forgot to ask that kid, what is this person's name?" Wukong walked up to her, and after confirming that she was not the monster, he lifted the person on the ground with one hand, "Wake up, tell me where the pig monster is now ?”

Gao Cuilan took a weak look at the person who came, and shook her head: "I don't know, he goes out at dawn these few days, and doesn't come back until night. Knowing that his father is going to drive him away, he hides every day."

"Forget it, I'll take you out first, my master and your old man are waiting for you outside."

After Wukong pulled her out of the pitch-black house, following the remnants of the Buddha's light left on Xuanzang's body, after finding the person, he pushed the woman who was still alive in his hand to the old man on the rocking chair.

"Here, is this your daughter?"

Gao Taizheng was talking to Master Datang vigorously, and he couldn't catch his guard when he saw his daughter appearing in front of him.

Startled, she grabbed Cuilan, hugged her head and cried loudly, "Third Sister, why did you become like this?"

"Daddy, that monster has been in a coma recently and doesn't care about my life or death."

The father and daughter hugged their heads and cried loudly here.

Chen Wei took the opportunity to pull Wukong aside: "Have you seen that pig demon?"

"I didn't see it. I heard that mortal said that the monster is not at home during the day and will come back at night. After a while, I will become like her. After he comes, I will cut the grass and roots, so that we can go on the road tomorrow."

After Wukong finished answering, he looked at him and wondered, "Did he take a nap just now?"

Chen Wei spread his hands, curled his lips and shook his head; "I suspect he was fainted by the smoke."

"Hahahahahaha, he also has today." Wukong laughed with his hands on his hips. It was because that guy had a serious obsession with cleanliness. As long as he could take a bath on the road, he asked himself a monkey to take a bath, and even asked him to brush his teeth and rinse his mouth every day. .

He has only drank iron juice and swallowed iron pills for 500 years, and he will not die even if he does not eat or drink, but now he is forced to brush his teeth by ordinary people every day, and he has long been full of resentment.

Now knowing that the monk who loves cleanliness fainted from the smell of wild dolphins, he is really happy.

Chen Wei let him laugh, and when he had laughed enough, he pulled his sleeve and looked at him in amazement: "Wukong, you said you want to become Cuilan, what would it be like, can you change now?"

He has never seen the 72 transformations of the Great Sage.

After laughing enough, the monkey put the weapon into its ear, chanted a mantra, and after a transformation, the three-foot-tall monkey in front of him changed into the appearance of the fragile woman just now, and walked around the same place a few times in small steps, triumphantly Looking at Chen Wei; "How about my old grandson's ability?"

"Great! Can you teach me?"

It was the first time Chen Wei saw him transform, and he walked around him in amazement, pinching the cloud temples on his head for a while, and then raised his sleeves to see if the arms underneath were covered with monkey hair , and raised the hem of his skirt, wondering if he had stepped on stilts when he became so tall all of a sudden.

"Go, go, you've touched my itchy flesh. This is my housekeeping skill. I can't teach you. You and the old man and girl will wait for me here for a while, and I'll meet that pig demon." Wukong called Breaking off the arm that was holding the hem of his skirt, he returned to the dark back house full of energy.

The lock on the door that was broken by him was washed and pinched by a pair of women's hands, and then swaggered into the darkness, leaned against the corner, closed his eyes and dozed off, waiting for the pig demon to return.

Chen Wei was outside, thinking that the two apprentices might have to fight for a while, so why not ride a white horse around the neighborhood first, and find out if there is any clean water nearby.

After accepting the second apprentice, he must be boiled and scalded dozens of times inside and out to wash away the smell, otherwise, he will have no chance to accept this apprentice.

Xuanzang could not beat him to death, but he could think of ways to torture him every day.

Both the master and the apprentice, each came up with ideas aimed at the pig demon in Gao Laozhuang.

Wukong squatted in the dark and slept until midnight, only to hear a gust of wind outside the door, flying rocks and sand everywhere, and a goblin jumped out of the air after the gust of wind passed.

The dozing person in the corner stood up, looked at the monster, and found that it was really ugly, with a fat head and big ears, wearing a green or blue dress, with a nine-toothed rake on his shoulder, and swaggered into the courtyard , Seeing Cuilan standing in the corner clutching her heart, she hurried over.

"Good sister, why are you standing here waiting for me to come back, do you miss me?"

A face of a wild porpoise, sticking it up to kiss someone.

Wukong wanted to lie to him again, but the smell of the pig's head was too strong. When the pig's snout was pushed towards his face, his good temper also burst into anger.

He directly took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel in his ear, and beat him out with one stick, "Open your pig eyes and see who I am!"

Zhu Ganglu was hugging his fragrant and soft daughter-in-law and wanted to get close, unexpectedly Cuilan's flowery face suddenly turned into a sharp-mouthed and hairy face, with a pair of piercing eyes. He thought he was hugging Lei Gong.

He was so frightened that he quickly let go of the person, turned around and ran outside, "Grandpa, Cuilan, why did you become like this!

He fled in front, and Wukong chased after him, and when he heard that he was still screaming Cuilan Cuilan, he even grinned and held up a stick to scare him.

"You run, you run again, if my old grandson lets you escape today, I will be sorry for my name as Monkey King, Monkey King!"

He was like a cat teasing, chasing after him unhurriedly, slowing down a few steps when he was chasing, and after the pig demon in front opened a little distance, thinking that he could escape, he speeded up and chased after him.

The bluffed opponent was in the mid-air, and ran into the cave on the high mountain in a panic.

Chen Wei was riding a white dragon horse on the grass, when he saw two figures flashing in the sky, he calmly took out his diary.

Sitting on horseback, I drew a miniature pig with charcoal, and made a special note that the other person has no hair on his body, only a few hairs on the back of his head, and put a picked flower beside him. Among the pages of the book, he tentatively asked if he could accept another apprentice to carry his luggage.

"Wukong is too short, and he has to fight demons all the way. The white dragon horse carries so many suitcases every day. Every time I sit on the horse, I feel uncomfortable and cramped. Although the monsters in Gao Laozhuang are tall It’s not very good-looking, but it’s strong and tall, and it’s good to carry our luggage for us, think about it?”

After writing the diary, Chen Wei looked at the unpolluted starry sky in the wild, pulled up the reins and went back to Gao Laozhuang to sleep.

As for Wukong who went to fight, can a fight between two apprentices be called a fight?That's called a friendly exchange of ideas.

On the high mountain, Zhu Ganglian was out of breath and panting after being chased by the monkey. Seeing that there was nowhere to escape, he turned around and waved his nine-toothed rake to look at the other party: "You Bi Mawen, you caused trouble in the sky, and you still have nothing to do. You implicated me, and caused me to go down to earth and suffer together, and now you dare to come and beat me, you are shameless!"

Wukong chased after him, and lit a fire when he was called Bi Mawen, but he heard the second half of his words, and looked at his pig's head in surprise: "What trouble did my old grandson get into, and I can implicate you as a pig demon."

"Bah! You're a pig monster. If you hadn't made trouble in the Peach Garden back then and made me drunk at the banquet, I wouldn't have gone to the Guanghan Palace to hold Chang'e and force her to come and rest with me. Later, I was taken down by the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, who directly sent me into the mortal world, and even reincarnated into the animal realm, becoming what I am now."

Zhu Gangli stood upright, the nine-toothed rake shook the ground, and looked up at the three-foot-tall monkey; "Bi Mawen, listen carefully, I am the canopy water god who came down to earth, but I just cast the wrong animal path." , it was renamed Zhu Gangguan.”

"Hahahahaha, you are a majestic marshal of the canopy who molested Chang'e in the sky, and even turned into a pig when you descended to the earth, and you never forgot to moles the girls from a good family. You spoiled the daughter of Mrs. Gao like that, and you still have the face to call yourself Marshal Tianpeng, if I were you, I would cover my face and never tell anyone my real name, shameless!"

"What do you know, Mr. Gao voluntarily married his daughter to me, but you, I remember that when you were making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, your family lived in the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain in Aolai Country, Dongsheng Shenzhou. I haven't heard from you for so long. Name, why did you come to my Uzbek border?"

"Could it be that my old man doesn't want to see me so much that he even invited you from such a far away place?"

He muttered to himself, but Wukong didn't bother to listen, "Your old man can't afford to invite me. Now I've changed my ways and followed a monk from the Tang Dynasty to escort him to the west to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures. I just passed by you. Your old man invited me." To save his daughter, whether you fight or not, there are so many problems."

When he heard that he came with Monk Datang, Zhu Gangli didn't want to beat him any more, and excitedly held his nine-toothed rake, ran to him and bent down to look at him; "Where is the Buddhist monk, take me there quickly Seeing him, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva came down to earth before and told me to stay here and wait for the monk who learned the scriptures to pass by here, and go on the road with him to learn the scriptures, redeem my sins, and get a righteous result!"

Wukong looked at the approaching pig demon, the strong smell emanating from the other party, he put away the Ruyi golden cudgel without thinking too much about the excitement; "If you are telling the truth, you can go and talk to my master right now. Meet, if I find out that it is a lie, I will beat your pig's brains out with a stick in a while.

"The truth, it's all the truth!"

Zhu Ganglian followed him with a smile, and returned to Gao Laozhuang.

When Xuanzang was awakened by Wukong, he saw the monkey staring at him with shining eyes, and saw him pointing in the direction of the door after waking up.

"Master, there is a monster outside that says it has the will of the Bodhisattva, let it come to you and meet you."

The author has something to say: Wukong: Retribution for revenge, oh yeah~

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