[Journey to the West] The monster took me away again

"Master, I have learned polite manners."

In order to visit the immortal way, he crossed the Great Wall and traveled to small counties. He traveled to the border of Niu Hezhou in Naxiniu at the end of the [-]th year. He worshiped the ancestor and practiced for decades.

"You said you were locked there for 500 years, I'll prevent you from forgetting."

Monkey King has met two people in his life who use excuses with confidence.

One is himself, and the other is the mortal in front of him.

After Xuanzang finished speaking, he went to find his luggage, and found his diary from inside.

A certain person who took in the monkey praised how good, clever, and obedient the monkey named Sun Wukong was in capital letters and close-ups.

The person holding the diary estimated the number of words on it.

Someone praised this monkey for more than five hundred words.

When I was running out of paper at the end of writing, I finally remembered him and wrote a sentence in small characters written in charcoal at the end of the diary.

"It's a long way to learn the scriptures. I want to tell Wukong about our one body and two souls. What do you think?"

"Snapped!"

Xuanzang closed the diary and looked coldly at the monkey sitting on the stool.

Sun Wukong was stared at by him, and his golden eyes looked at him calmly.

Neither of the two sides looked away or lowered their heads first.

After a long time, there was a coughing sound from outside the door. It was the Orion who got up in the middle of the night and coughed unintentionally. The other party walked down the corridor and saw that the light was still on here, so he hurried past the door in a low voice.

"You're weird."

Sun Wukong looked at the mortal in front of him, and the weird feeling became more and more obvious.

"I know, look at this."

Xuanzang opened the closed diary blankly, flipped to the latest page and pushed it in front of it.

"Since you said that you have learned polite speech, you must know all the words."

Sun Wukong held the notebook he had written that night with his own eyes, and stood there blankly when he saw the first line written on it.

The content of just one page is basically used to praise him. This is the first time Monkey King has seen someone praise himself like this.

Obviously they have only been together for a long time, but I still feel that this monk seems to change his face, one way for a while, and another for a while.

If it weren't for the strong abilities on his body that couldn't fool his eyes, Wukong would have suspected that his body had been taken over by other monsters.

This person is on paper, boasting himself like another Monkey King.

Only the last sentence made the macaque holding the diary look up in confusion, and looked at the mortal monk beside the long table: "What do you mean by that? You are one body and two souls?"

"The other person you get along with during the day is called Chen Wei, and my name is Xuanzang. We usually go out to learn Buddhist scriptures and you just need to call us Master. I have a different style of work from him. I like to be clean and tidy."

Xuanzang looked at the big old monk's robe on his body, and found out the needle and thread in the luggage; "From now on, you will wear it like this, remember to take a shower and brush your teeth frequently."

Sun Wukong stared at the man in a daze as he found a pair of iron scissors from his luggage, pulled the hem of his clothes and dragged the monkey to him. He lifted up the hem of the clothes that was too long with no expression on his face, cut it off, and then sewed it up with needles and threads. .

"He has a naive personality and always believes that you monsters are good, so if you encounter other monsters on the road in the future, watch him closely and don't allow him to take in other monsters casually, and you are not allowed to touch those wild monsters, especially It's a furry fox or rabbit or something, remember?"

"What about you, besides being clean, what else do you like?" Monkey King was curious, what would the person in front of him like and hate.

"No, as long as you take good care of him, I don't need you to care about my own affairs."

Xuanzang cut off his trouser legs and the hem of his jacket, and then sewed all the edges to suit its size. After finishing, "I am a monk, so your monster names can't be used here. You have a new legal name."

"I have a legal name, my name is Sun Wukong."

"Sun Wukong." Xuanzang recited the name and nodded in satisfaction; "It's a good name, but since you are our apprentice, you still have to have a name, so let's call it Xingzhe."

The monkey who had rejected the invalid twice silently rolled his eyes.

"Go and rest first, and talk about it during the day if you have anything to do."

Xuanzang took back his diary, put on his coat and sat down at the long table to write a diary for Chen Wei.

After writing the diary, he also found a piece of dead wood picked up on the road, sat under the lamp and used a dagger to carve the shape of the wood bit by bit.

On the second day, Wukong woke up from the stool, the sky outside the window was bright, and the mortal monk sitting not far away turned his back to him and was still carving that small piece of wood.

Sun Wukong lowered his head and saw that his body was covered with a thick quilt.

"Go fetch water to wash your face when you wake up, and remember to fetch me a basin of water as well."

In front of the table, Xuanzang said without raising his head.

The monkey lying on the stool sat up with the quilt in its arms, looked at the bed in the distance where no one slept in the middle of the night, put the quilt back in its arms, and went out to fetch water to wash its face.

The cold well water was poured on the face, and the monkey squatting at the mouth of the well to wash his face was poured with cold water, and his whole body shivered.

After hitting the whole person, I became sober, and I also realized how obedient my behavior was just now.

"Cut! A mortal dares to command my old grandson!"

He only came out of the mountain for a day, and his mood didn't change. He thought he was easy to bully, didn't he?

If you want him to fetch water, he won't!

The monkey who did whatever he thought of, washed his face and brushed his teeth, kicked open the door arrogantly, and walked in.

Standing swaggeringly in front of the long table, looking at the monk: "The well is just outside, if you want to wash your face, go there yourself."

"Okay, wait for me."

In front of the table, Chen Wei played with the wood carving in his palm.

This was engraved by Xuanzang last night, saying that the beads representing his identity had been given to two temple spirits in Huasheng Temple.

In order to distinguish their identities in the future, Xuanzang carved this wood carving for him.

Facing the oil lamp that had not been extinguished, Chen Wei looked at the small, brand-new wood carving, the size of a thumbnail, on the left side of which was engraved with a character Xuan, and when it was turned over, the character Zang was engraved on the other side.

"This guy, why did you engrave your name on my wood carving?"

As if this thing belonged to him, the person at the table picked up the cloth strip prepared by the other party in advance, passed it through the hole above the wood carving, tied a knot, and wrapped it around his wrist twice to make sure that the other party could not fall off. After getting down, he turned around and looked at the person who had come.

Laughed before saying anything, "Xuanzang already told you about our one body and two souls, hello Wukong, let me get to know you again, my name is Chen Wei, you can treat me as another master, or you can treat me as you friend."

The Monkey King, who was pompous and ready to come in to give this mortal a bad look, looked at the man who had the same smiling face as when he was about to shake hands with him yesterday, and thought of the whole page of praise and remarks, and thought of the monkey hair that was cared for carefully.

The momentum that had just bulged up, was flattened like a punctured balloon with a "snap".

"Who wants to be your friend? I am an apprentice to a monk who learns scriptures. Are you a monk who learns scriptures?"

"I am Ye." Someone rubbed his bald head and found out that he was a monk.

"That basin is not very clean, I'll go wash it and fetch water for you."

The monkey rushed over in a hurry, and hurried out to fetch water for the mortals.

The monkey fetching water with a bucket by the well, grasping the thick rope with both hands, murmured while carrying water, "I fetched water for this one, but this one didn't command me, and didn't mess with me."

Yes, he was fetching water for another master, definitely not for the one who sat there carving things all night without sleeping, and secretly put the quilt on him in the middle of the night.

He is Sun Wukong, Monkey King, how could he be afraid of a little cold wind, he simply underestimated him.

Not far away, Chen Wei had already packed his luggage, and went to say goodbye to the old man who lived in the next room, and exchanged some dry food and pancakes with the silk cloth in the luggage, as well as some dried pine nuts hanging in the yard.

"Thank you old man."

The person who came out with a bunch of dry goods smiled and said goodbye to the old man. When he went out, he ran to the edge of the well with the food in his arms: "Great Sage, let's take these dry goods on the road and give them as snacks for you."

The person who was fetching water saw a pile of dry goods poured into his arms with a crackle.

The person who wanted to refuse, facing the smiling face, moved his mouth and lowered his eyes to stare at his own hands. "I can't finish it."

"It's okay, I can eat with you."

Chen Wei patted his shoulder, and gently rubbed his head while he was not paying attention.

It feels silky and smooth to the touch, just like the hair that has been carefully nourished with conditioner for many years. Chen Wei just rubbed it, and then he reached out his hand uncontrollably and wanted to continue stroking.

The monkey who was being rubbed on the head by a mortal endured this humiliation with a ashen face, and the words that the clean freak master told him yesterday echoed in his mind.

"Xuanzang said that you are not allowed to touch my hair, and you are not allowed to touch the hair of any small animals, not even foxes, rabbits, or monkeys."

The great sage who refused to put himself in the same position as peacocks, flower bears, and tigers yesterday took the initiative to put himself with foxes and rabbits on an equal footing.

The exhilarated person who was stroking the monkey hair suddenly heard the bad news, and pointed to the tip of his nose in disbelief: "He said he can't even you? Impossible!"

That guy clearly agreed to let him raise a monkey.

He has only three apprentices in total, only the great sage has hair, and none of these can be touched. Is he going to touch that pig in the future!It's still the kappa with the nine heads of his previous life hanging around his neck!

"Yes, that's what he said." The other party only said fox and rabbit, but the great sage, who didn't want to be rubbed on the head, forcibly added himself.

The two masters and apprentices started on the road again. Sun Wukong was holding the reins of the white horse in front, and walked on the road absent-mindedly. Finally, after No.60 sighed three times behind him, he turned around unbearably, gritted his teeth and looked at the horse's back and sighed. The mortal: "Once, every day I will give you a chance to touch me, do you want it?"

"want!"

The author has something to say: Let’s retreat, welcome Master Xuanzang to join.

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