[Journey to the West] The monster took me away again

Three jeweled belts around the waist, wearing gold armor and bare feet, with noses as high as Qiao Song, teeth with sharp steel peaks, and green eyes shining. All of them with round guns and swords, staring at the figure When he walked past them, he jumped out suddenly and blocked his way.

"Where did you come from, monk!"

Chen Wei was startled by the sudden sound while holding a long anti-snake stick. Holding the long stick, he fixed his eyes and saw three monsters with fluffy red short hair and long beards and green eyes, pretending to be calm. He pointed to the direction behind him just now: "I have seen some great kings, and I am a monk from Diling County."

"Why did the monk in Diling County go this way? Where are you going?"

Lang Da stood up from the grass, dragged his copper hammer in front of Chen Wei, walked around him suspiciously for a few times, and then sniffed him: "What does it smell like on you?"

Chen Wei endured the smell of teeth sticking to him, and pretending not to know, he rolled up his sleeves and smelled himself: "It doesn't smell like anything, maybe it's because I haven't bathed for a month."

Wolf [-] jumped back a few meters in disgust on the spot, his face wrinkled like a bitter gourd: "Smelly smelly! Boss, what kind of nose do you have?"

"Shut up." The big wolf told the second wolf to shut up, and directly lifted one of Chen Wei's arms with his wolf claws. Qiao Song's nostrils, which were as tall as Qiao Song, stuck to the sleeve of Chen Wei's monk clothes, and took a deep breath.

"No, no, it's not the smell of not taking a bath. It smells so good...it really smells good...you come here and smell it too, third child."

Lang Da inhaled the smell, and beckoned Lang San to come over as well.

Two wolf demons standing back stood up, taller than Chen Wei, holding Chen Wei's left arm together, sticking their nostrils to the top of his arm, desperately smelling the smell under the monk's robe.

"My lord, this is sandalwood. I grew up in the temple and this smell is everywhere. If you like it, I can give you money. You can buy the same smell in any store on the street."

Chen Wei saw that the two monsters in front of him had already put their noses directly on his arms, resisted the urge to flick their sleeves to beat the monsters, and dealt with them carefully.

The wolf general raised his green eyes, looked at the monk with a strange smell, and opened his mouth to reveal a mouthful of sharp and even steel teeth: "You don't need to buy it, just take you back, the second and the third." ! Take him back!"

When the two wolf demons heard this, before Chen Wei could react on the spot, they grabbed his arms from left to right and dragged them towards the cave where they lived.

"Wait! Wait! Calm down, my lords, I know there is a place with this smell, and I can take you there."

The three monsters didn't listen to his answer at all, and one of them walked with his back facing him, holding his arms on both sides, and Chen Wei couldn't even use a dagger or a long stick.

After all the good words, when it came to his mouth being dry, the three monsters pulled him indifferently and showed no intention of letting go.

Soon Chen Wei was dragged by three monsters into a monster cave with a white rainbow thousand wolf peak hanging on the door.

The monster walking in front opened the cave door, and the little monsters guarding the gate inside gave a "hula" and all rushed over because of the movement.

Jumping up and down between the caves, I saw a bald-headed human being brought back by the three great kings, all of them happily waving their swords, guns and sticks: "The king has caught a human again! This monk looks thinner and more tender than the other one in the kitchen." It's even better for mortals!"

"Go, lock him up with another human being. If we didn't catch a rabbit today, we'll just eat people!"

Chen Wei, the wolf general, pushed him into the group of little monsters, pointed at his face and continued, "I won't eat this for now. When I cook people later, I just need to cut off one of his arms and throw it in as a condiment."

Lang Da felt that the smell of this person was particularly good, and worried that there would be no substitutes after eating it once. Fortunately, there was a mortal caught earlier in the kitchen. He ate that first and then used this as a condiment. The monk unpacked eight pieces and made them into jerky, and put a little in every meal in the future.

Thinking of the smell he smelt just now, Lang Da couldn't wait any longer, and ordered on the spot: "Go to boil the water now, wash them both clean first, and don't get dirty in the pot."

"Don't worry, big king! Little one promises to wash him clean!"

Chen Wei was pushed all the way to the kitchen by a dozen odd-looking little monsters. When he got there, Chen Wei also saw what another captured human looked like.

It was a pregnant woman squatting next to the boiler with a big belly. She met his eyes in the air for a second in horror, and then grabbed the firewood beside her to hide herself.

"The sun, the mountain, the peak! Look at them here first, and let's boil the water." A monster named Yetou pushed the two humans together, and pointed at the other three little monsters, telling them to boil water. Keep watch over the good food here.

The rest of the little monsters took the cauldron that could hold the next person in the kitchen, and the monsters lifted it up together and prepared to go out to fill a pot of clean water to clean the human beings.

As soon as those little monsters left, the remaining three monsters immediately guarded the kitchen door, busy exchanging the grasshoppers they caught in the grass yesterday to see whose grasshopper was stronger.

Standing in the kitchen, Chen Wei looked around the cave, which was less than three meters long and wide. Apart from the stove used for burning fire, there was only a tree stump on the ground with an invisible background, and a pile of firewood covered with faces. Terrified pregnant woman.

He patted the tree stump and sat down, sitting sideways, facing the three monsters guarding the gate, and facing the people in the firewood pile.

"Don't be afraid, I'm also a human being. Did you get caught alone?" Chen Wei found half of a steamed bun in the bag tied to his shoulder, and handed it to the person inside through the gap in the firewood. bit.

"My man ran away, and I was caught by them because I couldn't run fast with my big belly."

Jiao'e took the half piece of steamed bun, squatted among the firewood and ate it in small bites. Those who had been arrested for two days hadn't eaten a single bite.

She didn't dare to run, so she could only sneak some water from the pot in the middle of the night when the monster was not paying attention.

"Do you know the names of these monsters? Or do you know what skills they have?" Chen Wei glanced at the three gatekeeper monsters facing away from him at the kitchen door, and moved the tree stump under him to the firewood. He moved, and lowered his voice to ask her about the specific situation of the monster.

"I don't know." Jiao'e shook her head. She didn't know anything. She was walking on the mountain road, and a group of monsters came from the opposite side. Her man had dragged her back a few steps, but her belly was too big. When she got older, she couldn't walk far at all, and soon the hand holding her let go and ran away without a trace.

Seeing that they caught a person, these monsters didn't chase after the one who ran away. They dragged her directly into the cave and left her here for an unknown how long.

Chen Wei was a little disappointed. If he couldn't find out about the monster, he didn't know if the other party had a strong guy.

He glanced at the person hiding among the firewood, and while bending over to shake his boots, he pulled out the dagger tied to his trouser leg, and handed it to the firewood.

"I'll distract those monsters in a while, and you find a way to escape by yourself."

Jiao'e looked at the sharp dagger and shook her head again and again: "I, I, I dare not..."

"Even if you don't dare, think about the child in your stomach. If he survives, he will escape." Chen Wei put the dagger directly into her hand: "Take it! Even if you dare not escape, you will be eaten by a monster for a while." , killing one counts as saving your capital and killing two counts as earning, are you going to sit here quietly and let a group of monsters pounce on you, and there are no bones left for you to gnaw?"

With a cold dagger in her hand, Jiao'e's limbs were trembling. The woman who had never held a weapon since she was born looked at this kind-hearted monk, gritted her teeth and nodded vigorously.

The two stopped talking.

Chen Wei stood up after sitting for a while, opened his arms and raised his legs to move around.

The three monsters guarding the gate heard the movement behind them and looked back at his strange movements.

Holding a copper hammer on the top of the mountain, he glared at this human being who was spinning around: "You monk, what are you doing moving around!"

Chen Wei made a straight kicking motion, and looked at them pretending to be innocent: "Your majesty said that I will cut off my arm later. I am worried that the arm will be stiff if I stand here for too long. It will not be easy for you to cut it off. So the activities are so that you can relax when you start for a while."

"Then you should be quiet." Knowing that his movements were to prevent his arms from being stiff, Shantou turned his head away again.

Chen Wei moved around for a while, then took out a steamed bun from the luggage, shared with the pregnant woman in the firewood pile, and said in a low voice when passing the food: "I will find a way to lure all the monsters away later. Then you go."

Jiao'e held the self-defense dagger he gave in one hand, and the half steamed bun he gave in the other, she didn't know what else she could do except nodding in agreement.

The monsters who went out to fetch water with a cauldron on their backs finally came back with a cauldron full of water.

A group of monsters huddled in the kitchen, and in an instant, the palm-sized place was crowded.

"You two stand up."

Yetou, who put the iron pot back where it was, pointed at the two humans: "Take off your clothes and put it in the pot for me."

Chen Wei stood in front, pretending to be worried and wanted to untie his belt. A little demon saw that the human beings in the firewood were not moving and came over to pull him out.

"Wait!" Chen Wei grabbed the little monster and slapped his head violently, "I remember! I have an important piece of information to tell your majesty, the Tang monk who learned from the Eastern Tang Dynasty is nearby. It is said that eating one bite of his flesh will give you immortality, haven't you heard of it?"

Without waiting for the monster to answer, Chen Wei pulled the monster around and walked towards the door of the kitchen, not forgetting to greet the other monsters standing in the kitchen: "Go, go! The little monk has been thinking just now, going out in the morning on the mountain road The four monks I saw look familiar, before they go far, quickly ask your king to catch them, as long as you eat a bite of that monk's meat, you will live forever."

"Haven't you really heard of it? It's such a big event in the monster world that all the monsters with a radius of three thousand miles know about it. Don't you guys not know about it?"

The mortal monk tilted his head and looked at the monster being pulled by his elbow, his face was full of disgust. He disliked them as monsters but had never even heard of such a thing.

"Of course! Of course I've heard of it!" The little demon poked his neck, resolutely refusing to admit that this was the first time he had heard this name.

The author has something to say: Chen Wei: I can live another day.

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