[Journey to the West] The monster took me away again

Xuanzang left the Gaoliu road and headed west with his three disciples, all the way silently.

Wu Neng walked beside the white dragon horse with the nine-toothed rake on his shoulders, and said carefully: "Master, the Bodhisattva said that the front is to destroy France, and he wants to kill monks. If we don't listen, we must go here. What if we can't get through in a while?" ?”

"You idiot, are you afraid again?"

Wukong, who opened the way ahead, heard the pig's head, gave him a disdainful look, and looked at the mortal monk sitting on the horseback.

"On this journey westward, we have encountered so many monsters and monsters. The dragon's pond and tiger's lair have not been harmed. Here is a country of mortals. No matter how powerful the king is, he can't go to heaven, so why not be afraid."

Wu Neng shook his big ears: "You monkey can brag, mortals are the most troublesome ones, when you meet monsters and goblins, my old pig will beat you down with a rake, and any monsters will kneel down and call me grandpa, but you can try beating mortals ? Master is the first to recite the mantra for you."

After finishing speaking, he still did not forget to turn his head to look at Xuanzang on the horseback: "Master, what you said about the old pig, I am right."

The young monk on horseback indifferently changed the topic: "Is the teacher very old?"

Wu Neng was stared at by those cold eyes, and immediately straightened his chest in reflex: "Not old! How can Master be old when he is in his prime!"

When it was over, he muttered, every time you don't see Chen Wei, you take it out on us, people are not old but they are small-minded.

"You're right, a teacher has the smallest mind. It's getting late, Wu Neng, you go out and find someone to stay overnight, and I'll give you an hour. If you can't find it, you have to look through the book of tight spells. It's too long I have forgotten it." The ruthless and narrow-minded monk spoke threateningly.

Wu Neng, who was carrying a nine-toothed rake, had a rusty neck, and with the screeching sound of old wooden doors turning, he grabbed the drifting monk who was walking at the back with a load of luggage, "Third Junior Brother, did you hear what I said just now?" ?"

Why did he seem to have heard the words of the master asking him to stay overnight, and also said that he should recite the magic spell?

Drifting lowered his big head, stretched out an arm longer than the senior brother, pushed the palm of the second senior brother's hand away, and after making sure that he would not implicate himself, he said slowly: "Listen When it comes to the second senior brother, you say that the master is narrow-minded."

"Did I speak? I obviously said it from the bottom of my heart!" Wu Neng covered his mouth, unable to believe that he said everything from the bottom of his heart.

"Speak up, master heard it, senior brother heard it too, and I heard it too." Drifting reminded him kindly: "Second senior brother, it's time for a cup of tea, you should go to stay overnight." If you don't leave, master After they really recited the magic spell, the second senior brother would be beaten up by the senior senior brother even after they were in pain, because once the spell was recited, the three monsters would all have a headache.

"Ahhh! Master, don't read it, I'll be right back!"

Wu Neng rushed out as if his ass was on fire, and when he ran and jumped up with the nine-tooth nail rake, his two big ears fluttered up and down, like a fat white butterfly eating too much nectar, getting drunk all the way swaying in the air.

Xuanzang took Wukong and Drifting, and rode a white dragon horse leisurely all the way in the rear, looking for a secluded path from the side of the road and continuing on.

Wu Neng stood in the clouds and looked into the city mentioned by the Bodhisattva about three or five miles away from them.

Seeing the happy atmosphere in the city, the auspicious light rippling, the bright lights on the cross streets, the bells ringing in front of the Jiuzhong Hall, and the bright stars shining on the moon, the lord of the country is a real son of heaven even though he has killed countless monks.

Wu Neng rubbed his big ears, "You will definitely be kicked out to stay overnight in this way, and wait for my old pig to change."

Rubbing the huge drooping earlobe with both hands, pinching it will make it smaller in size, then pushing the fangs on the mouth inward with the hand, and pushing them into the mouth to become two canine teeth, and then Wuyue is pregnant. His stomach took a breath, half the size.

After making sure it wasn't scary, he rearranged his clothes, pressed his cloud head and flew towards the middle of the six streets and three cities. When he passed a house at a corner, he saw a lantern hanging on the door of the house.

He hung on the eaves of his house, carefully watching the words written on the lantern.

On the lantern on the left is written "rest and businessmen" On the lantern on the right is written "Wang Xiaoer shop"

It turned out to be a restaurant owner, Wu Neng climbed from the eaves to the backyard, put his head through the window and saw eight or nine people in the room, all of them were passing guests who had eaten dinner, washed their clothes, washed their hands and feet, and were lying there sleeping soundly.

The changed clothes were put aside, and some scarves were also hung on the screen.

"Have it!"

Wu Neng thought to himself that you, the king, love to kill monks, and we become spirited monsters who just want to pass by to learn scriptures, so we don't care about you.

He directly stole all the clothes, shoes, socks and the head scarf from the room, and prepared to take them to the mountain for Master and the others to change into. Then they can naturally enter the city in disguise.

He stole the things with his front feet, and climbed up the eaves with his arms full of clothes.

The waiter of the restaurant was patrolling the corridor with a lantern, when he suddenly saw movement above his head and was looking up, he saw a tall and mighty figure holding a pile of clothes in his arms, running fast all the way from here Go under the eaves at the other end, and then jump to the roof of another house.

The eight or nine guests who were sleeping in the house woke up vaguely when they heard the sound, and when they opened their eyes, they saw that there was nothing left on the screen where they hung their clothes.

"Where are my clothes!"

"What's the matter with the third child, the noise in the middle of the night, whoa, who the hell stole my shoes and socks!"

"And my pants, and my turban!"

"I was also stolen, and all my clothes were gone!"

Everyone in the room woke up, and everyone found that their clothes were completely missing, and rushed out angrily holding the bedding.

"Xiao Er! Where are the clothes we put on the screen! Did your store take them away?"

Xiao Er pointed to a turban hanging on the eaves, with ecstasy in his eyes: "It seems that there was a peerless thief just now, who grew as tall as a big tree and as wide as a steamer, and ran away with a pile of clothes in his arms, walking so fast ah."

In his life, this was the first time he had seen a thief with such fast hands and feet.

Wu Neng on the other end heard the noisy voices behind him, ran all the way to become a prototype, found a corner where there was no one, and drew a trick on the spot, causing Yun Yun to jump up.

After flying above the heads of the crowd, hiding in the dark clouds, he breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the hot sweat from his forehead, and looked down at the clothes on his legs.

He picked one up and put it under his nose and smelled it.

A smell of sweat.

"No, I said I borrowed the clothes from the hotel here, and that monk who loves cleanliness will definitely not believe it."

Wu Neng took a rest for a stick of incense, then went to find a clean stream nearby, washed all the clothes, shoes, socks and headscarves with his own hands, and set up a simple drying rack with a fire. I was in a hurry, and finally at the last moment of the hour Xuanzang said, I found the mortal monk with the pair of clothes that didn't have any peculiar smell.

"Master..."

As soon as Wu Neng came to the three of them, he panted and handed the clothes to the Drifting Monk, "Third Junior Brother, take them first. These are the clean clothes that my old pig borrowed after all the hard work, so don't get them dirty."

After speaking, he turned his head to look at the monkey, and recruited him: "Monkey, bring me some water, so that our master can go to the city for the night and not die of thirst."

Seeing that the sweat on his forehead was real, Xuanzang stretched out his hand and poured him a tea that had been boiled and cooled down from the iron pot.

After he finished drinking, he asked him, "So, you have found a place to stay."

"I found it, master, you don't know how vigilant the people in this city are. It took me a lot of effort to borrow these clothes from an old lady's house. Wait until we change into the ordinary clothes worn by ordinary people. , and then put on the headscarves. After we pretended to be ordinary people, there was a restaurant shortly after entering the city. We ate there and rested there directly. When the gate of the city was removed at five o’clock tomorrow, we went out of the city and headed westward on the main road. Nothing will happen."

Xuanzang got up and walked to Drifting Monk, picked up the clothes and examined them.

All the clothes were clean, without any peculiar smell, and the shoes and socks could not see any dirt. For a moment, I didn't know whether what Wu Neng said was true or not.

"Since Wu Neng said so, let's replace them with Jincheng."

Just before the city gate was closed, I went in and found a doctor to take my pulse and check my body.

Xuanzang took off the cassock on his body and folded it, and then took the monk's clothes one by one, put on the brown uniform used by ordinary people, and wrapped his head with a rough linen turban.

The three apprentices also changed into their clothes, and the monk's robes, cassock, and prayer beads were all put into the suitcase.

Four people and one horse, after extinguishing the fire on the ground, went straight to the road, and appeared at the gate of the city after a while, and found the restaurant that Wu Neng was talking about.

At the door of Wang Xiaoer's shop, Wu Neng went up and knocked on the door, and when the little girl came to open the door, he heard arguing from the door, some were arguing that their headscarves were gone, and some were arguing that their clothes were gone.

Wu Neng's eyelids twitched, and when he was about to change to another house, the mistress opened the door, and when he looked up, he saw a tall, white and fat figure standing at the door, wearing vaguely familiar clothes.

"Shopkeeper, do you have a spare room for us to rest in peace?"

Xuanzang took out the money and asked where he lived.

"I'm really sorry for you guys. Something happened in the store and it's noisy for a while. If you don't mind, go to the one diagonally opposite. That's also my inn."

Xiao Er also wants to receive these guests, but the store has just lost something, so it may be hard to tell if it will receive foreign guests.

So they were led to the inn diagonally opposite, and there were indeed two lanterns hanging on the door of the inn, one of which said Wang Xiaoer Branch.

After those people entered the store to register for accommodation, the waiter in Wang Xiaoer's store walked back with a lantern.

As he walked, he couldn't help muttering.

"Strange, the clothes on these people look familiar to me, I seem to have seen them somewhere before?" Xiaoer couldn't help but turn around and want to take another look.

Wukong, who was entering the door, heard this sentence sharply, and the person who led the white dragon horse to enter the door looked back at the direction of Xiaoer, and blew a stream of mist.

It is better to block the Xiao Er's view, when the fog clears, the master and apprentice have already entered the inn over there and closed the door.

Not seeing what he wanted to see, Xiao Er could only scratch his head suspiciously and went back to his shop.

After the four of Xuanzang checked in, Wukong held Wuneng back and said that they would go out together to find a doctor.

After going out the door, he pulled the pig's head into the corner.

"You monkey! Trying to do something bad again!"

Wu Neng was hit hard by him, and his elbow hit the corner of the wall.

"My old grandson would like to ask you, where did the master and the clothes on us come from? Which old man did you borrow from? My old grandson has to repay such a great kindness. You give that person's name and home address Say it all."

The author has something to say: Wukong is becoming more and more like a big brother.