[Journey to the West] The monster took me away again

The shrunken version of the mortal monk looked innocent, "I don't understand what you are talking about, can you let me go?"

Dapeng Yao, who has lived for thousands of years, laughed loudly, bent down to look at Chen Wei, raised the tails of his eyes high, and pinched his cheeks with baby fat in a very regretful tone, and pulled them to both sides: "No way. , my two elder brothers are real monsters, 300 years of cultivation is cheap, if you don’t take advantage of it, you’re a bastard, you always understand this, right?”

"I'm thumping, you send Kaiwo!" Chen Wei asked him to let go of his words indistinctly.

"You look much cuter than you used to, tsk tsk tsk, sure enough, it's useful to go down to earth to practice, and it looks much more pleasing to the eye than before." Dapeng Yao resolutely did not let go, holding his palms one left and one right. Cheeks, watching Jin Chanzi's meaty cheeks being pinched by him will grow and round for a while, and I find it even more interesting.

"You're sick!" Chen Wei really couldn't stand this guy, his cheeks were pinched and he couldn't avoid this lunatic.

"Yeah, how did you know I was sick?" Seeing that he was about to bite someone angrily, Dapeng Yao finally put down his palm, grabbed a lock of his hair and started playing with it: "But I'm not as sick as you , You can't think about such a boring dojo in Lingshan, and you want to go back after you come out."

Chen Wei was speechless at the monster's complaints, rubbed his aching cheeks, and looked him up and down suspiciously: "Do you hate Xitian Lingshan?"

It's not appropriate for a good god to be a demon here.

The young man in brocade clothes waved his hand, pulled him to sit on the ground, and played with his hair curling his fingers in a nonchalant manner: "It's not annoying, but I have to stare at a bunch of bald people every day and listen to their chanting." It's annoying to hear, but luckily you have hair, otherwise I would have let those two monsters eat you in the hall just now."

That disappoints you, not a single hair of my own hair is gone after six hours.

Chen Wei put his legs together and hugged his knees to inquire about their previous relationship: "Did you know me before? Are we on good terms?"

Mentioning this matter, Dapeng Yao pulled out those few hairs forcibly with his wrist.

Amid the other party's cry of pain, he threw away those few strands of hair confidently: "You used to pluck my hair like this, and it just so happens that you are here to experience this feeling now!"

Chen Wei wanted to run away, but he caught him again, pinched three or five strands of hair, and pulled him down one by one like a cat.

While tugging, he asked him, "Does it hurt? Does it hurt?"

Back then in Lingshan, when this kid was just about to become a human, he chased after him all day long, wanting to pluck his bird feathers, and said that he was covered with hair all over his body, and that he shed hair every day to stain his bodhi tree. It's better to pull it all out.

Now that this guy finally fell into his hands, Dapeng Yao held his head and pulled out more than a dozen hairs in one go, and when the person held by him stopped resisting, he triumphantly let go of the person in his hand .

Xuanzang opened his eyes, first he found that his entire scalp was hurting, he stretched out his hand to touch it, and found a whole head of black hair.

"Come here, how many hairs did you pull out? Not enough! Raise your head and let my uncle pull out at least three hundred more hairs!"

The Dapeng Yao just pulled it out smoothly, and raised the hair in his hand triumphantly to let Xuanzang come again.

The ten-year-old boy who fell on the ground stood up slowly, pursed his lips and walked up to him without saying a word, looking down at the black hair in the opponent's palm, "Did you pull out my hair?"

"What? Look at your eyes are all red. Does it still hurt? If you don't want me to eat you, just stick your head over obediently." Dapeng Yao sat on the ground and casually pulled a small coffee table to lean on it, looking Looking at Jin Chanzi's glowing red eyes, I feel refreshed.

The ten-year-old mortal child curled his lips silently, and took another step forward. As long as he bent down and lowered his head again, the other party would be able to grab his head again.

Dapeng Yao watched Jin Chanzi's waist bend down inch by inch, Xi's eye tails raised higher and higher, and was planning to make him scream a few more times, only to see the man's eyes level with his Then, she raised her deep eyes and stared straight at him.

This icy and snow-like expression reminded Dapeng Yao of the countless painful memories in Lingshan.

The next moment, two hands surrounded him from left to right, and kicked him in the face with the sole of a moccasin boot with an earthy smell. Before the Dapeng Yao, who was leaning on the coffee table, could open his eyes, he felt his entire scalp being crushed. Tighten up.

"Liu Ding Liujia shows up, hold him down for me!"

Xuanzang stepped on the face of the young man below him with one foot, and grabbed his neatly tied high ponytail with both hands.

Summon Liu Ding Liujia to come out, and the twelve gold armors hold down the head, shoulders, arms, legs, and feet of Dapeng Yao.

Trapped him on the floor, unable to move at all.

"Jin Chanzi! You lied to me!"

Dapeng Yao lay on the ground, not surprised at the appearance of Liu Ding Liujia next to Guanyin, but was angry that Jin Chanzi pretended not to be familiar with him just now and was lying to him.

"Lie to you? Do you deserve it?" Xuanzang lifted the hem of his clothes and found the dagger tied to his calf. Looking at the young man on the ground with cold eyes, he raised the knife and cut off the hair he was holding in his left hand.

"Bastard! This is made by the hair of labor and management! You quickly let go of your hands, Liu Ding Liujia, don't think that you are Guanyin's people so I dare not hit you, let me go!" Dapeng Yao looked at his After the hair was cut off, Jiyan finally began to struggle.

Liu Ding Liujia raised his head to look at the sky, looked at the sky, and looked at the ground, but he didn't dare to look at the Dapeng Yao who was held down by them.

Xuanzang, who was squatting next to his head, picked up the rest of his short hair with no expression on his face, and with five fingers pulled hard, a strand of hair was pulled out.

Seeing his hair falling down like this, Dapeng Yaoqi's eyeballs turned red, and his blood-red eyes stared at Jin Chanzi, gnashing his teeth: "Jin Chanzi, you must have trouble with my hair, right? Believe it or not, I will call those two monsters right now and tell them that if you eat it, you will live forever!"

The mortal child squatting on the ground fell lightly on the monster who had been talking nonsense, and carefully sized up his distraught appearance: "Animals with fur, raw? It's really annoying."

Dapeng Yao: "Awwhhhhhhh!"

A strand of his own hair was forcibly stuffed into his mouth, blocking all the swear words he wanted to curse.

The green-haired lion monster and the yellow-toothed old elephant sat on the Golden Luan Hall without any panic when they heard the sound of fighting from outside the two gates.

The one hundred thousand monsters would fight every once in a while. In Shituoling, everyone relied on strength to speak, relying on strength to rise to the top. Anyway, if they were killed, new monsters would come here.

The two monsters sat on the dragon head throne, looked around and found that the third brother had been out for a long time just now, and hadn't come back yet.

"Brother, why did the third brother go to the hut for so long and haven't come back?"

The yellow-toothed elephant monster looked at the vacant seat on the right. It has been empty for a stick of incense, and the third brother hasn't come back yet.

"He must have gone to see that mortal, let's go! Let's go and have a look too, in case he accidentally eats that man."

The green-haired lion monster thought of the mortal children in the back hall, so he stood up quickly, called the yellow-toothed elephant monster, and hurried to the palace behind.

In the hall, Xuanzang pulled a few more strands of hair with his hands, and stood up only after the anger in his heart was completely extinguished. He took out the banana fan in his sleeve and held it in his palm, ready to go out to see the situation here.

The person who was about to go out only heard two loud footsteps outside the door. The eyes of Dapeng Yao, who was held down by Liu Ding Liujia on the ground, lit up, looking at the closed palace door expectantly.

Xuanzang turned around, looked at his excited expression, returned to his side expressionlessly, took out a dagger and picked out the hair in his mouth: "Who is the person outside the door? What does it have to do with you?"

"Now you know I'm afraid, my two brothers can swallow a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals in one bite, and they have been eating people for 500 years. In their hands, a kid like you can swallow you with just one bite , now kneel down and kowtow three times to me, apologize for your behavior just now, and I will let the two brothers let you go for a while, how about it?" Dapeng Yao thought of the demon at the door, and triumphantly asked him to make a decision quickly .

After thinking for a while in silence, Xuanzang got up, went to the side, jumped up and took off all the ropes hanging from the beams of the house, and put them all around the furry animal's neck one by one.

The back of the rope was tied into a knot, and he explained in a cold tone: "Since it is your brother, the poor monk just helped you to verify your brotherhood, to see if they eat me first, or come to save you for your brotherhood first. you."

All six ropes were re-passed through the beams, and the Dapeng demon was also lifted up by Liu Ding Liujia and placed on a table.

At that time, as long as the legs of the table are broken with one kick, the person lying on the ground will be hung directly to the beam by the rope around the neck.

"What a vicious bastard, labor and management hate you for not eating you on the spot just now, you wicked and smoking golden cicada, you deserve your failure in the ninth world! After you die, labor and management must celebrate with the sky!

A piece of dusty curtain hanging in the palace was cut off with a knife and stuffed into the beak of the nonsense bird.

After finishing all this, Xuanzang stood in the center of the palace with the dagger and banana fan in hand, watching the two huge shadows outside the door approaching step by step, only feeling a little itchy in the palm of his hand.

Taking the opportunity to look up, a brown monkey hair stuck between his fingers.

"Huh~" Xuanzang blew out the monkey hair in one breath, thinking that Chen Wei might be hugging that monkey again today, and there are monkey hairs in his fingers.

Wukong, with a wisp of spirit leaning over the monkey's hair, is in the city of Shituoling, with Wu Neng and Drifting, the three demons close the door and beat the dog, and a Ruyi golden cudgel is stretched at both ends, reaching forty feet in a flash Long and short, shake it again, become a thick circle eight feet wide, kick it down on the south gate, and roll and kill five thousand demons on the spot.

The senior brothers and three demons are behind the rolling golden cudgel, looking for those monsters that have not been crushed to death. You stick one, and I rake it down, and the Drifting Wand brings another one.

Amidst the flying dust, Wukong sensed Xuanzang blowing the monkey hair and heard what the other party was about to conjure.

Without even thinking about it, he used the monkey hair to transform it, and then killed the rushing monster with a stick.

"It's strange, why did the master ask me to become a master again? Could it be that he wants to use sex?"

Zhuque Bridge, Jinluan Palace, two demons who have been harming the world for 500 years pushed open the closed palace gate.

Suddenly, there were two identical mortal children standing inside the door, and their third younger brother was lying on the wooden table in a strange posture, with six ropes hanging around his neck.

The author has something to say: Chen Wei: Ahhhh!With that monkey hair, I'm going to turn into a Buddha to scare people!Now it's yours!

感谢在2021-02-2823:47:43~2021-03-0122:29:39期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Yimenmen;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of wheat; 5 bottles of Hungry and Books; 1 bottle of Aoao; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!