[Zhongyingmei] Did Dachao confess today?
Chapter 27 Did Da Chao Confess Today?
The morning sun fell on Joshua's closed eyes before waking him from his sleep.Even if there is still some hangover pain in the head, it is still within the acceptable range.Joshua stared at the snow-white ceiling in a daze for a long time, and the memories of last night only emerged from the depths of his mind bit by bit.
It's just that the memory of that night seemed to be hidden in the fog, half-covered and unclear. Joshua thought about it, probably because of drinking.
Kind of a pity.
Joshua thought, what a precious memory worth remembering to talk with Superman at night, this kind of thing can be put into the top three highlights of life, the kind that is worth cherishing for a lifetime and savoring slowly.
But because of the hangover, those memories are not clear. Joshua rolled around on the court with his quilt in his arms, and sighed in disappointment.
But also thanks to Superman, the little sadness caused by the death of the patient has subsided a lot.
The cell phone next to the pillow jingled. Joshua reached out and took the cell phone in his hand. Looking down, Clark's name flashed on the screen.
Speaking of which, Clark wanted to invite him to the movies yesterday afternoon, but he refused due to personal reasons.
Joshua thought about it and felt a little apologetic.
"Good morning, Clark." Joshua answered the phone with a hoarse voice that had just woken up.
Clark on the other end of the phone was cooking soup, and the thick chicken soup in the pot was bubbling and bubbling, and the white smoke wafted up to Clark's nose.
"Good morning, Joshua." Clark responded, stirring the chicken soup in the pot with the spoon in his hand.
"Did you just wake up?"
"Yes, I slept a little late last night." Joshua walked to the bathroom, turned on the speakerphone of the phone, then put the phone aside and began to wash his face.
The sound of rushing water fell into Clark's ears, and Clark thought that Joshua was probably washing his face now.
So Clark asked knowingly: "You didn't sound very emotional last night, how are you doing now?"
"It's much better." Joshua rubbed his face with warm water, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Clark. I didn't go to the movies with you yesterday. Can I do it today?"
I don't know why, Joshua always felt that he seemed to agree with Clark on something, but he couldn't remember it, and finally blamed it on the guilt he felt after rejecting Clark last night.
Presumably, if Joshua remembered what happened last night in the future, Clark would probably be subject to the Cold War sanctions that belonged exclusively to the Stark family for a long time.
Clark blinked, not guilty at all, he was already guilty of what happened last night, today is a brand new Clark!
"Of course, but now I have made soup and it tastes good. Would you like to come and taste it?"
"You probably haven't cooked yet." Clark said seductively. There is an old saying that grabbing a person's stomach is equivalent to grabbing a person's heart. Clark didn't really believe it at first, but it's okay to try now.
"I learned it from my mother, you can try it."
Clark’s lure with delicious food is a good trick, at least it worked for Joshua. Joshua, who has always had three regular and healthy meals a day, has not eaten yet. His stomach is already growling with hunger, and he began to protest against his master. I'll take it.
Joshua pinched his flat belly, and his mouth couldn't help but salivate after having tasted Clark's handicraft.
"Okay, I think I can drink every drop of your soup now."
Clark turned off the stove, and the residual heat of the stove was still making the hot chicken soup bubbling. Although the smile on his face was a bit brighter than the sun, his tone of voice was still restrained and simple.
"That would be great, and I'm still worrying if I've had too much."
Although Joshua's place is not in the same block as Clark, they are both in the metropolis and not too far apart. Joshua took a taxi and arrived at his destination in about ten minutes.
It's just that in Clark's house, apart from Joshua who just arrived, there is also a tall and sexy woman.
That was Clark's boss, Louise Lane. By human standards, she was quite a successful and independent woman.And she came to Clark today because the two of them will go to Gotham to interview Bruce Wayne together.
Baby Bruce, the little prince of Gotham, bought another piece of abandoned land, and he always has a way to transform these useless places into a cornucopia, and a steady stream of money is produced from these places, making Bruce even more valuable one floor.
"Hello, my name is Louise, Louise Lane."
Wearing a small suit, Louise reached out to Joshua, her curly black hair was tied into a ponytail, her pretty face was painted with light makeup, and her lips were painted with lipstick, which made her look sexy and sexy Capable.
"Hi, my name is Joshua." Joshua looked at Louise, "My name is Joshua Sethi, and I'm Clark's friend."
He looked at the sexy and capable woman in front of him and couldn't help showing admiration in his eyes. Human beings like beautiful creatures, and their nature makes them like to chase after beauty and strength, so even Joshua, who is used to seeing beauties, can't help it. He was attracted by Louise.
It is true that Joshua has seen a lot of beauties. Tony's previous girlfriends, real or fake, were all natural beauties, but they were beautiful, but lacked some unique charm.
After all, she was a war reporter. Louise always has a sassy and capable temperament, but you can also peek at the femininity and sexiness from it. This is a woman who is impeccable in appearance and temperament. And Joshua has always admired such women.
"Clark told me about you." Louise frowned, because Joshua looks pleasing to the eye, and belongs to the kind of looks that easily arouse women's desire for protection, "Nice to meet you, Joshua, you are very good-looking .”
It is a joy to be praised by others, and it is even more joyful to be praised by someone who is equally beautiful. Joshua's face was stained with a faint blush.
"You too." Joshua praised from the bottom of his heart: "If you want to describe it, you are like Artemis in Greek mythology."
The two people who had just met began to blow rainbow farts to each other. After knowing that there were several reports about Superman he liked that were written by Louise, Joshua's admiration was like an endless river.
Seeing the two people cherish each other, not only exchanging phone numbers but also tweeting, Clark, who had been sitting on the sidelines for a long time, finally couldn't bear it anymore.
He was afraid that if he didn't stop the two of them, Joshua could show him a love affair on the spot.Although Clark believes that Joshua's sincerity towards Superman can be learned from time to time, but who knows if Joshua will fall in love with Louise?
You know, even Clark, a rookie who just entered the workplace, was tempted by Louise for a short time, but he quickly gave up after knowing that Louise had a boyfriend who was in love at the time.
After all, Clark doesn't have a hobby of stealing other people's girlfriends.
"Hello? I'm still here." Clark had to hold the chicken soup he had cooked, trying to find a sense of existence for himself, "The chicken soup is delicious."
Clark looked at Joshua again. He was a little wronged and unhappy, but he couldn't show it, so he put the chicken soup on the table with a smile and said to Joshua, "Joshua, you haven't eaten yet. ?”
He waved to Joshua, and looked at Joshua's flat stomach.
Last night, Joshua didn't even eat, but kept drinking cold beer. After all, he wasn't as invincible as Clark, so Clark specially cooked chicken soup for Joshua.
With Clark's reminder, Joshua, who had been talking with Louise for a long time, remembered his growling stomach. He touched his hungry stomach subconsciously, and only then noticed the fragrant chicken soup Clark put on the table. There is still a bit of oil foam floating on the clear chicken soup, and there is a little bit of green onion, which looks appetizing.
The temptation of delicious food was hard to resist, so Joshua had no choice but to end the conversation with Louise, and ran to the dining table happily. Clark also helped Joshua pull the chair away in a gentlemanly manner.
Joshua is used to being taken care of by others, and it can be seen from some small details that he was brought up pampered, so he doesn't feel that there is anything wrong, but Louise is different, although she can be said to be a soldier in her background. The second generation, but her father, who was a general since she was a child, never spoiled her, so she cultivated Louise's strong and independent character.
And having been a colleague with Clark for so long, how could Louise, who has a keen intuition, not see that Clark's attitude towards Joshua is wrong?
"It's time for me to go." Louise stood up from the sofa and bid farewell to Clark and Joshua, "I've finished talking about what I have to do later, so I won't stay any longer. See you tomorrow, Clark."
Louise looked at Joshua who was looking at him at the table again, with some inquiry and interest in his eyes.
"I'll see you off." Clark walked towards Louise. Joshua wanted to see him off too, but Clark pressed him down.
Clark: "You can drink the soup first, I will deliver it to Louise."
Clark put on his coat and sent Louise downstairs, talking only intermittently about work matters along the way.
"Clark, if you want to pursue a young master, you can't simply cook a bowl of soup." Louise's high-heeled shoes stepped on the stone bricks on the ground, her voice was crisp and sharp.
She turned around and looked Clark up and down, with a knowing smile on her lips, she stretched out her hand and patted Clark's sturdy shoulder.
"You have to show your charm."
The soup made by Clark was really delicious. Joshua had to drink at least three bowls of thinking before he managed to stop his stomach from screaming in protest. The chicken in the chicken soup was also stewed so soft that it was not bad at all.
Joshua, who was full, sat on the chair, touched his round belly, and sighed comfortably.
There is no more satisfying moment than the feeling of lying on the bed and relaxing after a full meal. If it weren't for this at Clark's house, Joshua felt that he would probably have been lying in bed and enjoying the salted fish early.
"Clark, the food you cook is really delicious." Joshua began to praise his good friend very generously, "If you have a girl with you in the future, you must be very happy."
Clark poured the remaining chicken soup into his own bowl and drank it gulply. He just smiled when he heard Joshua's words.
Clark doesn't know if other girls will be able to taste his handicraft in the future, but Joshua will definitely be able to.
"Really?" Clark said, "But I still like to see you eat my food."
These words are a bit ambiguous, but it is not a problem to insist that it is a proof of a good relationship between friends. Joshua paused while touching the hand on his belly, and wondered if he was thinking too much.
Clark noticed it, but when he turned his eyes, he leisurely added the next sentence.
"Barry likes to eat too."
Joshua felt relieved, only felt that his thoughts were dirty and began to condemn himself deeply.
Sure enough, you shouldn't think too much about it!
However, Joshua ignored the flash of loss in his heart.
Clark is wearing a white shirt today. The thin shirt wraps Clark's strong and full muscles. The broad shoulders make Clark look full of security, followed by the chest muscles, and then slowly narrowed to show his Tight waistline.
"Clark, you have a really good figure." Joshua looked at Clark for a long time, his tone full of envy.
After all, as a man, I always yearn for a good figure in my heart.
Clark coughed dryly, with a little expectation in his tone: "Really?"
"Really!" Joshua nodded firmly: "It's almost the same as Superman!"
Clark: ...No, I just...forget it.
This is a good figure bestowed by God, every inch is just right, otherwise Clark wouldn't be in the top three superheroes who want to sleep with him every year.
By the way, the No. [-] Batman has unshakably held the top position so far, and it's not that no one has questioned why Superman didn't get the No. [-]. It's just that a voter's speech won the approval of the vast majority of people.
"Superman, he is so perfect! If he were human, women all over the world would be crazy about him, even men are no exception, but he is not human!!!... Oh, no, no, no, we are not discriminating, but Admiration! Because Superman is a god!" Voters are gushing, and rainbow farts are thrown at Superman: "Would you want to sleep with God? Would you want to have a fight with God? Of course not! We just respect him and worship him Him! Look into his blue eyes, do you have the heart to let the gods fall to the mortal world? No—you would never want to blaspheme him."
The reporters who interviewed felt the same way, and began to nod desperately along with the words of the voters.
These words were specially intercepted by Hal, the little villain who was afraid of chaos and put them in the Justice League's own chat group. Clark, who was forced to watch the entire video, was so ashamed that he wanted to go underground, and his colleague Aquaman patted him. shoulder to comfort him.
"You're not bad, but most of my voters here are men." Sea King Arthur sighed deeply.
Because of his handsome and wild appearance, and his one-in-a-million perfect figure, Arthur was privately called a peerless onslaught by many people, and some male fans even threatened to sleep on Arthur's chest sooner or later.
Arthur was so helpless, so Arthur decided to stay in the sea for a while.
After all, the fish in the sea would not want to have a fling with him.
In fact, there are interviews with Batman fans at the back of the video, but the scene where Batman teaches Green Lantern a lesson is too bloody and cruel, and the second half of the clip was finally deleted by Hal.
Clark thought that memory was in the past tense, but he didn't expect that it would still be revealed today.
The thing is, Joshua and Clark chatted for a while during the free time of going to the movies, but they ran to Superman while chatting.
"Let me tell you." Joshua mysteriously lowered his voice and approached Clark's ear and said, "I sat with Superman and drank last night." Fearing that Clark would not believe it, Joshua repeated it many times .
"I didn't lie to you, what I said was true!"
Clark knew that, after all, he himself was Superman, and it was a great loss in film history that the Oscar statuette was not awarded to him.Clark's face was first surprised, then unbelievable, and gradually changed to excitement and excitement.
"Really?" Clark read, "You're lucky, Joshua."
Joshua's happy look is like a little squirrel hoarding food who was lucky enough to pick up a full pine cone, and his happy look cannot be concealed.
"Yes, I also think I'm very lucky." Joshua felt that his body was light and light, as if a cloud could carry him away, "You don't know, Superman is even more beautiful than the ones reported on TV. Beyond the scope of human beings! And he is so powerful, he has saved many people..."
The smile at the corner of Clark's mouth gradually froze. Although Joshua praised him, he was indeed very happy, but the praise was too much, and Clark felt a little unspeakably ashamed.
On top of that, Joshua doesn't know that he is Superman, which frustrates Clark a bit, because Joshua's praise is for Superman, not Clark himself.
"Actually, wouldn't you be exaggerating?" Clark suggested tactfully, "Superman only wants everyone to treat him as an equal."
Joshua stopped talking and began to think: "You are right, Clark."
Clark began to breathe a sigh of relief.
Joshua said hesitantly, "But Superman is really, really good."
Clark: ...
[Desperate for death.jpg]
The two talked about Superman for a while, but Clark still couldn't hold back and started to test.
"Joshua, do you like Superman so much that you want to be with him?"
He thought he would get a positive answer from Joshua, but Joshua just looked at him in surprise and said, "How is it possible?"
"He is a superman, just like some people say he is a god, how can I fall in love with a god?"
Although Joshua really had such delusions, he soon became sober.
Clark: ...?
hateful!
The author has something to say: After Batman's violent beating, Hal's crying and deleted interview leaked.
"As for Batman, Batman as a human being is second, the most important thing, you look at Batman, don't you have the desire to conquer? Don't you want to tie him to the bed and do whatever he wants to him? Let me tell you, Batman This cold and ascetic style is the most addictive, even if he only misses a chin, it can't stop girls and boys from wanting to sleep with him!"
The Batman fan said sincerely to the camera: "Batman, I'm sorry, I just want to sleep with you. Once the sleep is over, there will be another sleep."
布鲁斯:……哪个新闻台做的采访?把它买了!感谢在2020-08-2723:52:04~2020-08-2923:07:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: I resigned from Chang'an to come to one;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 14 bottles of my little one; 10 bottles of monsters are not strange, I resigned from Chang'an; 3 bottles of Souls;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
It's just that the memory of that night seemed to be hidden in the fog, half-covered and unclear. Joshua thought about it, probably because of drinking.
Kind of a pity.
Joshua thought, what a precious memory worth remembering to talk with Superman at night, this kind of thing can be put into the top three highlights of life, the kind that is worth cherishing for a lifetime and savoring slowly.
But because of the hangover, those memories are not clear. Joshua rolled around on the court with his quilt in his arms, and sighed in disappointment.
But also thanks to Superman, the little sadness caused by the death of the patient has subsided a lot.
The cell phone next to the pillow jingled. Joshua reached out and took the cell phone in his hand. Looking down, Clark's name flashed on the screen.
Speaking of which, Clark wanted to invite him to the movies yesterday afternoon, but he refused due to personal reasons.
Joshua thought about it and felt a little apologetic.
"Good morning, Clark." Joshua answered the phone with a hoarse voice that had just woken up.
Clark on the other end of the phone was cooking soup, and the thick chicken soup in the pot was bubbling and bubbling, and the white smoke wafted up to Clark's nose.
"Good morning, Joshua." Clark responded, stirring the chicken soup in the pot with the spoon in his hand.
"Did you just wake up?"
"Yes, I slept a little late last night." Joshua walked to the bathroom, turned on the speakerphone of the phone, then put the phone aside and began to wash his face.
The sound of rushing water fell into Clark's ears, and Clark thought that Joshua was probably washing his face now.
So Clark asked knowingly: "You didn't sound very emotional last night, how are you doing now?"
"It's much better." Joshua rubbed his face with warm water, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Clark. I didn't go to the movies with you yesterday. Can I do it today?"
I don't know why, Joshua always felt that he seemed to agree with Clark on something, but he couldn't remember it, and finally blamed it on the guilt he felt after rejecting Clark last night.
Presumably, if Joshua remembered what happened last night in the future, Clark would probably be subject to the Cold War sanctions that belonged exclusively to the Stark family for a long time.
Clark blinked, not guilty at all, he was already guilty of what happened last night, today is a brand new Clark!
"Of course, but now I have made soup and it tastes good. Would you like to come and taste it?"
"You probably haven't cooked yet." Clark said seductively. There is an old saying that grabbing a person's stomach is equivalent to grabbing a person's heart. Clark didn't really believe it at first, but it's okay to try now.
"I learned it from my mother, you can try it."
Clark’s lure with delicious food is a good trick, at least it worked for Joshua. Joshua, who has always had three regular and healthy meals a day, has not eaten yet. His stomach is already growling with hunger, and he began to protest against his master. I'll take it.
Joshua pinched his flat belly, and his mouth couldn't help but salivate after having tasted Clark's handicraft.
"Okay, I think I can drink every drop of your soup now."
Clark turned off the stove, and the residual heat of the stove was still making the hot chicken soup bubbling. Although the smile on his face was a bit brighter than the sun, his tone of voice was still restrained and simple.
"That would be great, and I'm still worrying if I've had too much."
Although Joshua's place is not in the same block as Clark, they are both in the metropolis and not too far apart. Joshua took a taxi and arrived at his destination in about ten minutes.
It's just that in Clark's house, apart from Joshua who just arrived, there is also a tall and sexy woman.
That was Clark's boss, Louise Lane. By human standards, she was quite a successful and independent woman.And she came to Clark today because the two of them will go to Gotham to interview Bruce Wayne together.
Baby Bruce, the little prince of Gotham, bought another piece of abandoned land, and he always has a way to transform these useless places into a cornucopia, and a steady stream of money is produced from these places, making Bruce even more valuable one floor.
"Hello, my name is Louise, Louise Lane."
Wearing a small suit, Louise reached out to Joshua, her curly black hair was tied into a ponytail, her pretty face was painted with light makeup, and her lips were painted with lipstick, which made her look sexy and sexy Capable.
"Hi, my name is Joshua." Joshua looked at Louise, "My name is Joshua Sethi, and I'm Clark's friend."
He looked at the sexy and capable woman in front of him and couldn't help showing admiration in his eyes. Human beings like beautiful creatures, and their nature makes them like to chase after beauty and strength, so even Joshua, who is used to seeing beauties, can't help it. He was attracted by Louise.
It is true that Joshua has seen a lot of beauties. Tony's previous girlfriends, real or fake, were all natural beauties, but they were beautiful, but lacked some unique charm.
After all, she was a war reporter. Louise always has a sassy and capable temperament, but you can also peek at the femininity and sexiness from it. This is a woman who is impeccable in appearance and temperament. And Joshua has always admired such women.
"Clark told me about you." Louise frowned, because Joshua looks pleasing to the eye, and belongs to the kind of looks that easily arouse women's desire for protection, "Nice to meet you, Joshua, you are very good-looking .”
It is a joy to be praised by others, and it is even more joyful to be praised by someone who is equally beautiful. Joshua's face was stained with a faint blush.
"You too." Joshua praised from the bottom of his heart: "If you want to describe it, you are like Artemis in Greek mythology."
The two people who had just met began to blow rainbow farts to each other. After knowing that there were several reports about Superman he liked that were written by Louise, Joshua's admiration was like an endless river.
Seeing the two people cherish each other, not only exchanging phone numbers but also tweeting, Clark, who had been sitting on the sidelines for a long time, finally couldn't bear it anymore.
He was afraid that if he didn't stop the two of them, Joshua could show him a love affair on the spot.Although Clark believes that Joshua's sincerity towards Superman can be learned from time to time, but who knows if Joshua will fall in love with Louise?
You know, even Clark, a rookie who just entered the workplace, was tempted by Louise for a short time, but he quickly gave up after knowing that Louise had a boyfriend who was in love at the time.
After all, Clark doesn't have a hobby of stealing other people's girlfriends.
"Hello? I'm still here." Clark had to hold the chicken soup he had cooked, trying to find a sense of existence for himself, "The chicken soup is delicious."
Clark looked at Joshua again. He was a little wronged and unhappy, but he couldn't show it, so he put the chicken soup on the table with a smile and said to Joshua, "Joshua, you haven't eaten yet. ?”
He waved to Joshua, and looked at Joshua's flat stomach.
Last night, Joshua didn't even eat, but kept drinking cold beer. After all, he wasn't as invincible as Clark, so Clark specially cooked chicken soup for Joshua.
With Clark's reminder, Joshua, who had been talking with Louise for a long time, remembered his growling stomach. He touched his hungry stomach subconsciously, and only then noticed the fragrant chicken soup Clark put on the table. There is still a bit of oil foam floating on the clear chicken soup, and there is a little bit of green onion, which looks appetizing.
The temptation of delicious food was hard to resist, so Joshua had no choice but to end the conversation with Louise, and ran to the dining table happily. Clark also helped Joshua pull the chair away in a gentlemanly manner.
Joshua is used to being taken care of by others, and it can be seen from some small details that he was brought up pampered, so he doesn't feel that there is anything wrong, but Louise is different, although she can be said to be a soldier in her background. The second generation, but her father, who was a general since she was a child, never spoiled her, so she cultivated Louise's strong and independent character.
And having been a colleague with Clark for so long, how could Louise, who has a keen intuition, not see that Clark's attitude towards Joshua is wrong?
"It's time for me to go." Louise stood up from the sofa and bid farewell to Clark and Joshua, "I've finished talking about what I have to do later, so I won't stay any longer. See you tomorrow, Clark."
Louise looked at Joshua who was looking at him at the table again, with some inquiry and interest in his eyes.
"I'll see you off." Clark walked towards Louise. Joshua wanted to see him off too, but Clark pressed him down.
Clark: "You can drink the soup first, I will deliver it to Louise."
Clark put on his coat and sent Louise downstairs, talking only intermittently about work matters along the way.
"Clark, if you want to pursue a young master, you can't simply cook a bowl of soup." Louise's high-heeled shoes stepped on the stone bricks on the ground, her voice was crisp and sharp.
She turned around and looked Clark up and down, with a knowing smile on her lips, she stretched out her hand and patted Clark's sturdy shoulder.
"You have to show your charm."
The soup made by Clark was really delicious. Joshua had to drink at least three bowls of thinking before he managed to stop his stomach from screaming in protest. The chicken in the chicken soup was also stewed so soft that it was not bad at all.
Joshua, who was full, sat on the chair, touched his round belly, and sighed comfortably.
There is no more satisfying moment than the feeling of lying on the bed and relaxing after a full meal. If it weren't for this at Clark's house, Joshua felt that he would probably have been lying in bed and enjoying the salted fish early.
"Clark, the food you cook is really delicious." Joshua began to praise his good friend very generously, "If you have a girl with you in the future, you must be very happy."
Clark poured the remaining chicken soup into his own bowl and drank it gulply. He just smiled when he heard Joshua's words.
Clark doesn't know if other girls will be able to taste his handicraft in the future, but Joshua will definitely be able to.
"Really?" Clark said, "But I still like to see you eat my food."
These words are a bit ambiguous, but it is not a problem to insist that it is a proof of a good relationship between friends. Joshua paused while touching the hand on his belly, and wondered if he was thinking too much.
Clark noticed it, but when he turned his eyes, he leisurely added the next sentence.
"Barry likes to eat too."
Joshua felt relieved, only felt that his thoughts were dirty and began to condemn himself deeply.
Sure enough, you shouldn't think too much about it!
However, Joshua ignored the flash of loss in his heart.
Clark is wearing a white shirt today. The thin shirt wraps Clark's strong and full muscles. The broad shoulders make Clark look full of security, followed by the chest muscles, and then slowly narrowed to show his Tight waistline.
"Clark, you have a really good figure." Joshua looked at Clark for a long time, his tone full of envy.
After all, as a man, I always yearn for a good figure in my heart.
Clark coughed dryly, with a little expectation in his tone: "Really?"
"Really!" Joshua nodded firmly: "It's almost the same as Superman!"
Clark: ...No, I just...forget it.
This is a good figure bestowed by God, every inch is just right, otherwise Clark wouldn't be in the top three superheroes who want to sleep with him every year.
By the way, the No. [-] Batman has unshakably held the top position so far, and it's not that no one has questioned why Superman didn't get the No. [-]. It's just that a voter's speech won the approval of the vast majority of people.
"Superman, he is so perfect! If he were human, women all over the world would be crazy about him, even men are no exception, but he is not human!!!... Oh, no, no, no, we are not discriminating, but Admiration! Because Superman is a god!" Voters are gushing, and rainbow farts are thrown at Superman: "Would you want to sleep with God? Would you want to have a fight with God? Of course not! We just respect him and worship him Him! Look into his blue eyes, do you have the heart to let the gods fall to the mortal world? No—you would never want to blaspheme him."
The reporters who interviewed felt the same way, and began to nod desperately along with the words of the voters.
These words were specially intercepted by Hal, the little villain who was afraid of chaos and put them in the Justice League's own chat group. Clark, who was forced to watch the entire video, was so ashamed that he wanted to go underground, and his colleague Aquaman patted him. shoulder to comfort him.
"You're not bad, but most of my voters here are men." Sea King Arthur sighed deeply.
Because of his handsome and wild appearance, and his one-in-a-million perfect figure, Arthur was privately called a peerless onslaught by many people, and some male fans even threatened to sleep on Arthur's chest sooner or later.
Arthur was so helpless, so Arthur decided to stay in the sea for a while.
After all, the fish in the sea would not want to have a fling with him.
In fact, there are interviews with Batman fans at the back of the video, but the scene where Batman teaches Green Lantern a lesson is too bloody and cruel, and the second half of the clip was finally deleted by Hal.
Clark thought that memory was in the past tense, but he didn't expect that it would still be revealed today.
The thing is, Joshua and Clark chatted for a while during the free time of going to the movies, but they ran to Superman while chatting.
"Let me tell you." Joshua mysteriously lowered his voice and approached Clark's ear and said, "I sat with Superman and drank last night." Fearing that Clark would not believe it, Joshua repeated it many times .
"I didn't lie to you, what I said was true!"
Clark knew that, after all, he himself was Superman, and it was a great loss in film history that the Oscar statuette was not awarded to him.Clark's face was first surprised, then unbelievable, and gradually changed to excitement and excitement.
"Really?" Clark read, "You're lucky, Joshua."
Joshua's happy look is like a little squirrel hoarding food who was lucky enough to pick up a full pine cone, and his happy look cannot be concealed.
"Yes, I also think I'm very lucky." Joshua felt that his body was light and light, as if a cloud could carry him away, "You don't know, Superman is even more beautiful than the ones reported on TV. Beyond the scope of human beings! And he is so powerful, he has saved many people..."
The smile at the corner of Clark's mouth gradually froze. Although Joshua praised him, he was indeed very happy, but the praise was too much, and Clark felt a little unspeakably ashamed.
On top of that, Joshua doesn't know that he is Superman, which frustrates Clark a bit, because Joshua's praise is for Superman, not Clark himself.
"Actually, wouldn't you be exaggerating?" Clark suggested tactfully, "Superman only wants everyone to treat him as an equal."
Joshua stopped talking and began to think: "You are right, Clark."
Clark began to breathe a sigh of relief.
Joshua said hesitantly, "But Superman is really, really good."
Clark: ...
[Desperate for death.jpg]
The two talked about Superman for a while, but Clark still couldn't hold back and started to test.
"Joshua, do you like Superman so much that you want to be with him?"
He thought he would get a positive answer from Joshua, but Joshua just looked at him in surprise and said, "How is it possible?"
"He is a superman, just like some people say he is a god, how can I fall in love with a god?"
Although Joshua really had such delusions, he soon became sober.
Clark: ...?
hateful!
The author has something to say: After Batman's violent beating, Hal's crying and deleted interview leaked.
"As for Batman, Batman as a human being is second, the most important thing, you look at Batman, don't you have the desire to conquer? Don't you want to tie him to the bed and do whatever he wants to him? Let me tell you, Batman This cold and ascetic style is the most addictive, even if he only misses a chin, it can't stop girls and boys from wanting to sleep with him!"
The Batman fan said sincerely to the camera: "Batman, I'm sorry, I just want to sleep with you. Once the sleep is over, there will be another sleep."
布鲁斯:……哪个新闻台做的采访?把它买了!感谢在2020-08-2723:52:04~2020-08-2923:07:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: I resigned from Chang'an to come to one;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 14 bottles of my little one; 10 bottles of monsters are not strange, I resigned from Chang'an; 3 bottles of Souls;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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