I don't know myself
Chapter 57 Birthday Present~
Chen Xiao feels that she has never chosen a birthday present for anyone so sad...
Now he has a money limit of only 50 yuan and can't buy anything else. Although he can add some money to it, he still has money, but he wants to buy gifts for others with the money from his own labor.
Because that person is not an ordinary person, he is also an ordinary person. To others, an ordinary person is not because he is Jiang Yan.
It's strange that he was choosing a gift for Jiang Yan but he was sitting at Song Ke's house, and suddenly felt that Song Ke's head might be a little bit colored...
Chen Xiao just sat on the chair and leaned on his head and stared blankly. The 50 yuan bill was placed on the table and he saw the god~
Birthday presents. He used to give birthday presents to the girls in his class. Birthday presents were usually little dolls or something. The men gave them something related to their interests.
He was a little confused when he suddenly gave gifts to the person in the lower bunk. He asked Jiang Yan what he liked. He asked, but Jiang Yan told him that I like you...
This makes it impossible for him to give a gift, wrap it himself and give it to him. Besides, he is a famous grass now, anyway, he has an owner, not Jiang Yan, but Song Ke who is also staring at him!
What kind of couples do ordinary people send flowers as gifts?If he is a big man and then sends another flower like himself, a straight man like him will definitely be misunderstood...
If you don’t send flowers for your birthday, you want to buy a cake. What can he buy with 50 yuan?The second is that someone will definitely buy Jiang Yan a cake, so it will be a collision
If you want a gift, you have to do what you like. What does Jiang Yan like?He became more and more confused and didn't know what to do.
Song Ke looked at him and frowned, and he also frowned: 'What's wrong?What's bothering you? ' Chen Xiao who heard this question was stunned for a while and then looked at him.
There is Song Ke opposite him, right! Song Ke men understand men! Just because he doesn't know what to give doesn't mean that men like him don't know!
It's not right. Jiang Yan is a rival in love to Song Ke. He asked him if Song Ke would be superstitious and think that he would cheat, which really made him feel in a dilemma:
"Ah no, nothing!"
Song Ke frowned again and looked at him with confidence. Chen Xiao was a little embarrassed to be looked at by him. Originally, this kind of behavior was considered a sinful thing.
He still looked at him like that and felt that he was still flustered. Chen Xiao looked at him studying himself and smiled awkwardly: "It's, it's okay!"
'No, it doesn't look like it!'
'what's the matter baby?Why can't you tell me? '
'What's on your mind?talk to me'
"Ah, say... what to say, what to say, what to say?"
Chen Xiao lay on the table and looked at the 50 yuan that he pushed to his eyes, took a deep breath and sighed:
"Song Ke, what do you give your friends for their birthdays?"
Hearing this question, Song Ke raised his eyebrows in surprise, and looked at him with his chin in thought: "A friend next to you is having a birthday."
Chen Xiao, who was asked, was stunned for a while. What did he say, saying that he was in the lower berth for his birthday and bought him a birthday present in the lower berth?His lower bunk is still Jiang Yan, Song Ke's rival in love!
Chen Xiao seemed to have thought of something and suddenly sat up. What he thought of was that he would give Tie Zi a present for his birthday, but then he thought about whether it was a lie or not.
It's not good to lie to people. He is with Song Ke now, so he can't lie to him, but if he tells the truth that he celebrates his birthday, Song Ke will definitely be angry with him, right? He doesn't want Song Ke to be angry...
Song Ke looked at him lying there listlessly for a while, then sat up excitedly and then crawled back, couldn't help laughing, and the gift next to him was also looking at them blankly:
'Who is it?It's so hard for you to celebrate your birthday'
'Let me guess if it's your sister?No, your sister's birthday is not today...'
'It's your hairy brat'
Chen Xiao really wants to say that you are my timely rain, you are my savior, I won’t lie to you, you made a way for yourself, then I have to go:
"Yes Yes Yes Yes!"
"Then what would be a better gift?"
"I only have 50 yuan, and you can only send gifts of 50 yuan!"
'Ah, 50 bucks'
Okay, Chen Xiao can see the little surprise on Song Ke's face, it seems that there should be nothing to do, 50 yuan is too little, it seems that he really can't buy any exquisite gifts.
Song Ke seemed to have thought of something and nodded to look at him: "Whatever you think Tie Zi likes, you can give her whatever."
' How about not enough money for you? '
"No!"
"Absolutely not, I can only use this 50 yuan!"
'Why? '
'If you want to give a better gift, it should be at least 100'
'50 yuan is really a bit small...'
"You help me think again!"
"Isn't there a saying that courtesy is less important than affection?"
'Well, let me see...'
Then Chen Xiao, Song Ke and the others started the game, you can say it, and then you can think about it and then reject that kind of game. In the end, it was Chen Xiao who thought of something...
After saying hello to Song Ke, I went to prepare to buy those things. He planned to give him a special birthday gift for the lower bunk.
When going back to the dormitory at night, Jiang Yan was smothered into the dormitory, and when he walked, he felt that he would step on the ground when he took the next step:
'What are you doing?whole mysterious'
'Why are you covering my eyes again? Did you do something bad?Boy friend'
"Oh, shut up, you go and you're done!"
"If you dare to do something bad, I will definitely give you a kiss on the bed~"
"Can you tm be serious?"
"You better stop talking to me!"
"I think... I should get you a towel and stuff it in your mouth!"
"You said it as if you want me to do something so that I can't call out~"
"Go away, shut up now!"
Chen Xiao pushed and dragged him into the dormitory, because the lights in the dormitory were not turned on, and Chen Xiao, who was covering others, almost tripped over his chair and pushed him down:
'Is it okay? '
'It's so mysterious, what surprise did you prepare for me? '
'The gift I want most is you!'
"You tm shut up for me!"
"Stand still and don't move!"
"I didn't say to open my eyes, you are not allowed to open my eyes, do you hear me?"
'I heard boyfriend~'
Chen Xiao felt Jiang Yan nod his head, he let go of his hands covering his eyes, and pulled out a piece of cloth from his pocket to prevent him from peeking.
The piece of cloth was cut from his sackcloth for wiping feet, Chen Xiao didn't dare to tell him that this piece of cloth was a towel for wiping his feet while covering his eyes.
It is estimated that Jiang Yan knew that his face was so green, so Chen Xiao tied the piece of cloth and checked whether it was tight, then turned on the flashlight of the mobile phone and shook Jiang Yan's eyes:
"Don't pull it down. If you pull it down, I will ignore you for the rest of my life!"
'Got it~'
'What is it exactly?so mysterious'
"You'll find out soon!"
"I told you to pull it down and you pull it down again!"
'Ok~'
Chen Xiao squinted his eyes and checked again if there was any gap where he could see himself. After finding out, he took out a piece of Jiang Yan's birthday present from the table with peace of mind. That's right!
This may be the most special gift to refresh your three views...
The gift Chen Xiao prepared for him is really special. How special is it? Let me describe it to you!
It is a piece of hard cardboard with 2 pieces of paper on it. Yes, smoke is used to form an ugly character. In order to insert the candle, Chen Xiao glued it with 502 glue.
Jiang Yan sticks as many candles with smoke as he is old.
This is simply the most special birthday gift, Chen Xiao thinks that no one can compare to his gift, because he has his reasons to give it to Jiang Yan!
Chen Xiao shook him with his flashlight. Jiang Yan was stimulated by the light and subconsciously blocked his eyes: "Okay, come here!"
'The lights are too bright, don't shake me!'
"Got it, hurry up!"
Jiang Yan walked to Chen Xiao's table and looked at the special gift, frowned in doubt and then raised his eyebrows in surprise.
Chen Xiao looked at his expression and felt like he would have crow's feet, and pushed him as if he was surprised and wouldn't move:
"speak!"
"Several meanings, I don't like the gift I prepared for you"
"Fuck, you fucking talk!"
'No I don't say...'
'today is my birthday'
"Nonsense, isn't it your birthday? Is it the dog's birthday?"
'This gift of yours...is a bit special, boyfriend...'
'Why is it an ugly word? '
Jiang Yan frowned and looked at the special gift. Chen Xiao said that you finally got to the point. If you didn’t get to the point, he would have kicked him to Siberia...
"Oh, you finally got to the point!"
"Your thinking logic is finally clear!"
'Ah, why does it feel like you're hurting me? '
"Cough...don't talk, I'm going to explain the origin of my gift to you!"
'Please start your show~'
Chen Xiao took a deep breath and said to him in a serious tone, pointing to the special birthday gift while talking: "The birthday gift I gave you is really racking my brains!"
"Come and see this is art!"
"This is how smoking makes you ugly!"
"What a meaningful gift, warning you to smoke less in the future or you will be really ugly!"
"Tiezi, haven't you noticed that your skin has become more and more yellow recently?"
"People are normal black and you are abnormal yellow!"
Hearing this explanation, Jiang Yan was obviously stunned. This explanation seems to persuade him to talk less about smoking. Interestingly, this may be the most special gift he has received in his life.
'thanks! '
'I'm very satisfied, I really like your birthday present for me!'
"Ah, what are you talking about? Don't you want to hit me?"
'Why should I hit you? '
Jiang Yan looked at him and smiled. Chen Xiao thought for a while, wouldn't the person who gave this kind of gift be called a fool?He smiled awkwardly and pointed to the ugly gift:
"Don't talk about this, blow out the candles first, and blow them out quickly when the day is auspicious!"
"I wish you a year old!"
"Jiang Yan!"
'Then I blow, can I have another birthday present? '
"Ah, what birthday present?"
Chen Xiao stared at him and was stunned. Sure enough, people always greedily give him gifts, who knows what he wants next second.
Jiang Yan directly pinched his chin and kissed him. Chen Xiao who was kissed was stunned.
He blinked dryly twice before he realized what was going on, he just wanted to say that there is still someone in the dormitory tm!
Chen Xiao pushed him away, Jiang Yan raised his eyebrows and looked at him: 'Why do you push me away? ' Chen Xiao gritted her teeth and pointed behind herself, then the light in the dormitory was turned on suddenly.
As soon as Jiang Yan turned his head, he saw the dorm supervisor who was dragged over abruptly, the male teacher who was in charge of them, Mediterranean Sea, and some girls holding cakes and so on...
And Wang Hao and Liu Xu in the dormitory gave them a thumbs up. Liu Xu said he was ashamed to see them covering their heads.
Chen Xiao suddenly wanted to dig a hole to bury both of them, don't f*ck live, I guess Mediterranean won't let them go, it's over!
This tm is not celebrating someone else's birthday, this tm is celebrating the anniversary of death for yourself!
Then they lived up to their expectations before leaving the Mediterranean Sea. After eating the cake happily, they left seriously and left them a few words:
Come tomorrow!
Now he has a money limit of only 50 yuan and can't buy anything else. Although he can add some money to it, he still has money, but he wants to buy gifts for others with the money from his own labor.
Because that person is not an ordinary person, he is also an ordinary person. To others, an ordinary person is not because he is Jiang Yan.
It's strange that he was choosing a gift for Jiang Yan but he was sitting at Song Ke's house, and suddenly felt that Song Ke's head might be a little bit colored...
Chen Xiao just sat on the chair and leaned on his head and stared blankly. The 50 yuan bill was placed on the table and he saw the god~
Birthday presents. He used to give birthday presents to the girls in his class. Birthday presents were usually little dolls or something. The men gave them something related to their interests.
He was a little confused when he suddenly gave gifts to the person in the lower bunk. He asked Jiang Yan what he liked. He asked, but Jiang Yan told him that I like you...
This makes it impossible for him to give a gift, wrap it himself and give it to him. Besides, he is a famous grass now, anyway, he has an owner, not Jiang Yan, but Song Ke who is also staring at him!
What kind of couples do ordinary people send flowers as gifts?If he is a big man and then sends another flower like himself, a straight man like him will definitely be misunderstood...
If you don’t send flowers for your birthday, you want to buy a cake. What can he buy with 50 yuan?The second is that someone will definitely buy Jiang Yan a cake, so it will be a collision
If you want a gift, you have to do what you like. What does Jiang Yan like?He became more and more confused and didn't know what to do.
Song Ke looked at him and frowned, and he also frowned: 'What's wrong?What's bothering you? ' Chen Xiao who heard this question was stunned for a while and then looked at him.
There is Song Ke opposite him, right! Song Ke men understand men! Just because he doesn't know what to give doesn't mean that men like him don't know!
It's not right. Jiang Yan is a rival in love to Song Ke. He asked him if Song Ke would be superstitious and think that he would cheat, which really made him feel in a dilemma:
"Ah no, nothing!"
Song Ke frowned again and looked at him with confidence. Chen Xiao was a little embarrassed to be looked at by him. Originally, this kind of behavior was considered a sinful thing.
He still looked at him like that and felt that he was still flustered. Chen Xiao looked at him studying himself and smiled awkwardly: "It's, it's okay!"
'No, it doesn't look like it!'
'what's the matter baby?Why can't you tell me? '
'What's on your mind?talk to me'
"Ah, say... what to say, what to say, what to say?"
Chen Xiao lay on the table and looked at the 50 yuan that he pushed to his eyes, took a deep breath and sighed:
"Song Ke, what do you give your friends for their birthdays?"
Hearing this question, Song Ke raised his eyebrows in surprise, and looked at him with his chin in thought: "A friend next to you is having a birthday."
Chen Xiao, who was asked, was stunned for a while. What did he say, saying that he was in the lower berth for his birthday and bought him a birthday present in the lower berth?His lower bunk is still Jiang Yan, Song Ke's rival in love!
Chen Xiao seemed to have thought of something and suddenly sat up. What he thought of was that he would give Tie Zi a present for his birthday, but then he thought about whether it was a lie or not.
It's not good to lie to people. He is with Song Ke now, so he can't lie to him, but if he tells the truth that he celebrates his birthday, Song Ke will definitely be angry with him, right? He doesn't want Song Ke to be angry...
Song Ke looked at him lying there listlessly for a while, then sat up excitedly and then crawled back, couldn't help laughing, and the gift next to him was also looking at them blankly:
'Who is it?It's so hard for you to celebrate your birthday'
'Let me guess if it's your sister?No, your sister's birthday is not today...'
'It's your hairy brat'
Chen Xiao really wants to say that you are my timely rain, you are my savior, I won’t lie to you, you made a way for yourself, then I have to go:
"Yes Yes Yes Yes!"
"Then what would be a better gift?"
"I only have 50 yuan, and you can only send gifts of 50 yuan!"
'Ah, 50 bucks'
Okay, Chen Xiao can see the little surprise on Song Ke's face, it seems that there should be nothing to do, 50 yuan is too little, it seems that he really can't buy any exquisite gifts.
Song Ke seemed to have thought of something and nodded to look at him: "Whatever you think Tie Zi likes, you can give her whatever."
' How about not enough money for you? '
"No!"
"Absolutely not, I can only use this 50 yuan!"
'Why? '
'If you want to give a better gift, it should be at least 100'
'50 yuan is really a bit small...'
"You help me think again!"
"Isn't there a saying that courtesy is less important than affection?"
'Well, let me see...'
Then Chen Xiao, Song Ke and the others started the game, you can say it, and then you can think about it and then reject that kind of game. In the end, it was Chen Xiao who thought of something...
After saying hello to Song Ke, I went to prepare to buy those things. He planned to give him a special birthday gift for the lower bunk.
When going back to the dormitory at night, Jiang Yan was smothered into the dormitory, and when he walked, he felt that he would step on the ground when he took the next step:
'What are you doing?whole mysterious'
'Why are you covering my eyes again? Did you do something bad?Boy friend'
"Oh, shut up, you go and you're done!"
"If you dare to do something bad, I will definitely give you a kiss on the bed~"
"Can you tm be serious?"
"You better stop talking to me!"
"I think... I should get you a towel and stuff it in your mouth!"
"You said it as if you want me to do something so that I can't call out~"
"Go away, shut up now!"
Chen Xiao pushed and dragged him into the dormitory, because the lights in the dormitory were not turned on, and Chen Xiao, who was covering others, almost tripped over his chair and pushed him down:
'Is it okay? '
'It's so mysterious, what surprise did you prepare for me? '
'The gift I want most is you!'
"You tm shut up for me!"
"Stand still and don't move!"
"I didn't say to open my eyes, you are not allowed to open my eyes, do you hear me?"
'I heard boyfriend~'
Chen Xiao felt Jiang Yan nod his head, he let go of his hands covering his eyes, and pulled out a piece of cloth from his pocket to prevent him from peeking.
The piece of cloth was cut from his sackcloth for wiping feet, Chen Xiao didn't dare to tell him that this piece of cloth was a towel for wiping his feet while covering his eyes.
It is estimated that Jiang Yan knew that his face was so green, so Chen Xiao tied the piece of cloth and checked whether it was tight, then turned on the flashlight of the mobile phone and shook Jiang Yan's eyes:
"Don't pull it down. If you pull it down, I will ignore you for the rest of my life!"
'Got it~'
'What is it exactly?so mysterious'
"You'll find out soon!"
"I told you to pull it down and you pull it down again!"
'Ok~'
Chen Xiao squinted his eyes and checked again if there was any gap where he could see himself. After finding out, he took out a piece of Jiang Yan's birthday present from the table with peace of mind. That's right!
This may be the most special gift to refresh your three views...
The gift Chen Xiao prepared for him is really special. How special is it? Let me describe it to you!
It is a piece of hard cardboard with 2 pieces of paper on it. Yes, smoke is used to form an ugly character. In order to insert the candle, Chen Xiao glued it with 502 glue.
Jiang Yan sticks as many candles with smoke as he is old.
This is simply the most special birthday gift, Chen Xiao thinks that no one can compare to his gift, because he has his reasons to give it to Jiang Yan!
Chen Xiao shook him with his flashlight. Jiang Yan was stimulated by the light and subconsciously blocked his eyes: "Okay, come here!"
'The lights are too bright, don't shake me!'
"Got it, hurry up!"
Jiang Yan walked to Chen Xiao's table and looked at the special gift, frowned in doubt and then raised his eyebrows in surprise.
Chen Xiao looked at his expression and felt like he would have crow's feet, and pushed him as if he was surprised and wouldn't move:
"speak!"
"Several meanings, I don't like the gift I prepared for you"
"Fuck, you fucking talk!"
'No I don't say...'
'today is my birthday'
"Nonsense, isn't it your birthday? Is it the dog's birthday?"
'This gift of yours...is a bit special, boyfriend...'
'Why is it an ugly word? '
Jiang Yan frowned and looked at the special gift. Chen Xiao said that you finally got to the point. If you didn’t get to the point, he would have kicked him to Siberia...
"Oh, you finally got to the point!"
"Your thinking logic is finally clear!"
'Ah, why does it feel like you're hurting me? '
"Cough...don't talk, I'm going to explain the origin of my gift to you!"
'Please start your show~'
Chen Xiao took a deep breath and said to him in a serious tone, pointing to the special birthday gift while talking: "The birthday gift I gave you is really racking my brains!"
"Come and see this is art!"
"This is how smoking makes you ugly!"
"What a meaningful gift, warning you to smoke less in the future or you will be really ugly!"
"Tiezi, haven't you noticed that your skin has become more and more yellow recently?"
"People are normal black and you are abnormal yellow!"
Hearing this explanation, Jiang Yan was obviously stunned. This explanation seems to persuade him to talk less about smoking. Interestingly, this may be the most special gift he has received in his life.
'thanks! '
'I'm very satisfied, I really like your birthday present for me!'
"Ah, what are you talking about? Don't you want to hit me?"
'Why should I hit you? '
Jiang Yan looked at him and smiled. Chen Xiao thought for a while, wouldn't the person who gave this kind of gift be called a fool?He smiled awkwardly and pointed to the ugly gift:
"Don't talk about this, blow out the candles first, and blow them out quickly when the day is auspicious!"
"I wish you a year old!"
"Jiang Yan!"
'Then I blow, can I have another birthday present? '
"Ah, what birthday present?"
Chen Xiao stared at him and was stunned. Sure enough, people always greedily give him gifts, who knows what he wants next second.
Jiang Yan directly pinched his chin and kissed him. Chen Xiao who was kissed was stunned.
He blinked dryly twice before he realized what was going on, he just wanted to say that there is still someone in the dormitory tm!
Chen Xiao pushed him away, Jiang Yan raised his eyebrows and looked at him: 'Why do you push me away? ' Chen Xiao gritted her teeth and pointed behind herself, then the light in the dormitory was turned on suddenly.
As soon as Jiang Yan turned his head, he saw the dorm supervisor who was dragged over abruptly, the male teacher who was in charge of them, Mediterranean Sea, and some girls holding cakes and so on...
And Wang Hao and Liu Xu in the dormitory gave them a thumbs up. Liu Xu said he was ashamed to see them covering their heads.
Chen Xiao suddenly wanted to dig a hole to bury both of them, don't f*ck live, I guess Mediterranean won't let them go, it's over!
This tm is not celebrating someone else's birthday, this tm is celebrating the anniversary of death for yourself!
Then they lived up to their expectations before leaving the Mediterranean Sea. After eating the cake happily, they left seriously and left them a few words:
Come tomorrow!
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