I don't know myself

Everyone has times of despair, but when they are in despair or when they are on vacation, Chen Xiao feels that he is really desperate and hopeless.

Originally last night Song Ke hugged him to sleep and he didn't sleep well all night, but this tmd woke up early in the morning and said that he slept well.

In the end, he came out for a walk with the dog... If you say walk the dog, you can walk the dog, and there are two bodyguards next to him, Jiang Yan and Song Ke.

If Jiang Yan hadn't said that he was bored and told him that he was here to find him, he might have thought that the two of them must have colluded to let him walk the dog by himself and then laugh at him alone!

On a long and wide road, Chen Xiao was leading this Labrador, oh no, this Labrador was leading him, and he suddenly felt that it was not him walking the dog, but the dog walking him...

Good guy Chen Xiao finds out that he is just a Roujiamo, with Song Ke on the left and Jiang Yan on the right, you can forget that there are people on both sides.

Let the two of them stare at each other tm over their heads, this feeling makes Chen Xiao really want to dig himself a hole and bury him, he must be sick, the two of them stare at each other when they disagree

Chen Xiao sighed and shook the dog leash that was holding the gift, the gift seemed to understand what he meant and walked a little slower:

"Gift, let's go slowly!"

"Although my legs are longer than yours, you have more legs than me, and your four legs can catch up with my two legs!"

"If you don't walk slowly, I feel that if I follow you like this, I can take off!"

Song Ke and the others were amused by what Chen Xiao sang, and Song Ke looked at Chen Xiaojiang, who was leading the dog, and stared at the cigarette he was smoking.

In such a peaceful scene, Chen Xiao felt that he was really one, how could he feel a sense of being out of place, he was thinking if he was not standing in the middle.

Will the two of them just look at each other and look at each other like that's the only way anything can happen

When he wants to say something to ease the awkward atmosphere, this Labrador, the gift, probably understands what he means, and runs away with the dog leash on, and Chen Xiao follows him.

Chen Xiao watched the Labrador running to the edge of the lawn with a look of surprise, and he knew what the dog was going to do by raising his tail.

In order to prevent the dog from running away, he could only hold his dog by the leash and look at the two people behind him: "Who has the paper on you? He pulled the gift..." Song Ke frowned, glanced at the gift and then shook it at him. shook.

Jiang Yan stopped smoking, biting the cigarette in his mouth as if reaching for something in his pocket, when Chen Xiao thought he was going to take out the paper for himself, the expression on his face could be described as full of joy...

But when he saw that, he was silent... Fuck Jiang Yan tm gave him the cigarette case Fuck no paper, what do you mean by giving him a cigarette case

Did you let him use cigarettes as chopsticks to pick up his poop?Chen Xiao looked at the pack of cigarettes in his hand and was speechless. He rolled his eyes at Jiang Yan:

"Why did you tm give me the cigarette case?"

"You tm let me take the cigarette holder"

Hearing these two words, Jiang Yan bit his cigarette and frowned and looked at him. Why is he so stupid even if he likes something? This logic of thinking is nothing compared to normal people...

Looking at the two of them, Song Ke couldn't help laughing. Chen Xiao glanced at Song Ke and started to stare again:

"You fucking laughing ass"

"He gave you the cigarette case to make you use it to make presents..."

"You tm tell me how to get no smoke in it"

Well the moment he opened the cigarette case he kept silent, it can't be described as a real slap in the face, he thought it would be full of cigarettes but they filled it with candy

Fuck, did you make a mistake about this guy tm smoking cigarettes with sugar in them?

I saw Jiang Yan pointing his chin to the cigarette box candy he was holding, and glanced at Song Ke with a slightly provocative smile on the corner of his mouth: "Put the candy in your pocket!"

'Then you can tear the cigarette pack open again'

Chen Xiao turned around and closed his eyes tightly to look at the cigarette case in his hand. He really wanted to say that it would be great if I could speak dog language, and if he could, he would tell the gift immediately.

Let’s go home if we want to shit, don’t slap your face here, this kind of kindergarten kids can think of him as tm, it feels embarrassing, slapped and speechless!

Song Ke glanced at Jiang Yan with a very calm expression on Jiang Yan's face, he just raised his eyebrows and stood there leisurely smoking the cigarette in his mouth.

Chen Xiao took a deep breath when he saw that the presents were finished, bent down and used the cigarette case to pinch the pupa on the ground, then ran to the trash can and threw it away.

It's really delicious. It's really a famous dog. The cakes are so fragrant. Chen Xiao feels a little too aggressive when he smells it!

Song Ke walked up to him and took the dog leash of the gift: "Let's go eat." Chen Xiao gave himself a sigh of relief, and he felt nauseous:

"Don't let me slow down beforehand!"

"I ran too fast just now, and I felt sick to my stomach..."

'Baby, you are really a good person with a kind heart'

'In order not to damage the environment, but also lead by example'

"Go away, there is someone in tm, don't call me that!"

Chen Xiao raised his head and glanced at Jiang Yan who was almost stunned standing there with a cigarette in his hand. Song Ke followed his gaze and glanced at Jiang Yan and smiled softly:

'He's not someone else, isn't he a roommate? '

When Chen Xiao heard this sentence, he really wanted to kick him to death. Isn't it obvious that Song Ke said that to be beaten up?Blocking Jiang Yan's face and calling himself that

He didn't know whether he should sweat for himself or for Song Ke, Jiang Yan really doesn't know who he is when he beats someone hard.

In order not to let the current atmosphere be so embarrassing, Chen Xiao took a few deep breaths and suddenly relieved a lot. It's great that he doesn't have that feeling of nausea.

He glanced at Song Ke who was standing there looking at him, and then at Jiang Yan: "Well, why don't we go eat?" Song Ke smiled at him and nodded.

Then he looked at Jiang Yan and his good lower berth with a calm expression on his face, and he suddenly felt a little cold and shady behind him.

Chen Xiao kept repeating in his head that Jiang Yan would reject him, and if he would reject him, he would definitely reject him, but the truth turned out to be exactly the opposite:

'Where to eat? '

Song Ke originally had a smile on his lips, but suddenly he stopped smiling. Chen Xiao just wanted to say, can I run away? You go, it's so embarrassing, two people are okay, three people!

In this kind of atmosphere, Chen Xiao didn't know who to look at, what should he do if he talked to his boyfriend Song Ke?What about talking to his boyfriend, Jiang Yan? What about his boyfriend?

Fuck he suddenly felt that he was not a human being on either side, he might as well be as lucky as a dog gift being led by him!

This embarrassing scene cannot be described as downright unlucky!

Chen Xiao took a deep breath and he chose to turn around and walk away with the gift, hey, since there are two men, Chen Xiao and neither of them talk to each other, you just go with him and eat with him wherever he goes!

I really want to say that Jiang Yan and Song Ke may have been twins in their previous life, and they are so synchronized in everything they do that makes Chen Xiao despair.

Jiang Yan pinched his hand holding the gift chain and pulled it to his right, Song Ke also pinched his arm and pulled it to his left.

When it was over, the two of them simultaneously said:

'I'll help you!'

Chen Xiao, who had helplessness written on his face, really wanted to say hold your uncle and lead your uncle, are you tm leading the dog? Obviously tm is holding him!

Chen Xiao regretted in his heart why he let Jiang Yan come, no why he listened to Song Ke's words and went out for a walk with the dog, no why he got caught between the two of them?

He can feel that he is being ridiculed by the dog when the gift is held by him. If the gift can speak, he will definitely say:

Look, there are two handsome guys who want to hold me!

You see, your family doesn't want to hold you!

Chen Xiao sighed and glanced at the two of them: "You two, please forgive me!"

"I'm begging you!"

"Are you going to tear me in two?"

"If you tm want to lead the dog, can you take the leash? Don't tm hold my hand!"

"I'm not a dog!"

"If I'm a dog, I'll bite you both to the hospital as soon as possible!"

Whoever cares about him, whoever he loves, whoever offends him, he will bite him, Chen Xiao sent you a word that you can't bear it anymore, don't bear it anymore, whoever he is, if he has teeth, just bite him and it's over!

Song Ke looked at Chen Xiao and smiled awkwardly and let go of his hand. Jiang Yan watched him let go and pretended that he wanted to eat candy, so he let go of his hand to touch the candy from his pocket...

It's good, it's over, it's over, it's loose, it's good, the two of them are not fucking to help him lead the dog, or to hold the hand of a big living man!

What a mocking gift, just looking at him like that, looking at Chen Xiao like that, peeking openly, but Chen Xiao saw the dog looking at him, and rolled his eyes at him, he was quite speechless...

These days, even dogs bully him and let him live. Chen Xiao thought that what he was leading was not a dog but a horse. He waved the chain gift and seemed to understand what it meant.

He ran away suddenly, and then he took the chain and chased after him. Jiang Yan and Song Ke who followed him were stunned, and then they realized what was going on, and Chen Xiao disappeared...

Then the two of them chased after...

It’s really a marathon on the road, the gift doesn’t know what to chase anyway, it’s just running anyway, Chen Xiao doesn’t like this kind of atmosphere, so he just chases the gift.

And Song Ke was afraid that the gift would take his wife away, so he followed, and Jiang Yan was afraid that Song Ke would be one step faster than himself so that Chen Xiao would stop, so he also followed.

Chen Xiao, who is tm quite inexplicable, has always felt that he is inexplicable all his life. He should not be called Chen Xiao, he should be called inexplicable.

No, he should be called...the person who will fall on him as soon as he opens his eyes to embarrass himself...nor...it should be called me being targeted by gays without doing anything...

In order to escape, he let his gift run away with him, and it ran~ He chased them, even in the eyes of Jiang Yan and Song Ke, it was hard to fly!

He didn't know how far he ran or how many corners he ran, Chen Xiao couldn't run any longer, grabbed the gift dog leash and sat down on the ground.

Anyway, he is not a sports student, so he has won the sports meeting award. He is half a sports student, but he can't run a dog.

Chen Xiao let out a big breath while stroking the gift's head for himself. It was so realistic that the gift slapped his face and his physical strength. He even stood up and didn't even sit down:

"Gift, don't call it a gift in the future, you will call it a small motor to open a gift."

"Do you think this name sounds good?"

"Why do I feel that when I'm with you, I feel more unlucky than before?"

Just when he was moaning, the gift gave him a gift, the name of that gift was my art on your pants...

No... On the whole, it's a ghost painting talisman. Well, it doesn't seem right... It should be called Helen!

That's right, the present is peeing!

He even raised his dog leg and stabbed at Chen Xiao's leg very standardly. Chen Xiao didn't even know how pale his face was now, he had an urge to eat dog meat!

Come on, don’t eat. He thinks the gift is good. Eat it! Maybe there will be another gift after eating.

Gift: Your master is really not human!