I don't know myself

Chen Xiao thinks that he may be a sleeper in his previous life, mainly a sleepy bug, he is really sleepy, maybe it is because he stayed up all night.

And because Jiang Yan went out early in the morning, after washing up, he felt so sleepy, so he lay down on someone else's bed and fell asleep. Who let him stay on the second floor because he was too lazy to use his own bed.

Chen Xiao didn't know how long he slept, anyway, when Jiang Yan came back, he was directly pinched out of sleep by Jiang Yan's hand.

I really have no words to say that Jiang Yan is a p-share fan. He likes to pinch people so much. Chen Xiao said that I am a master and no one can wake me up. He just turned over on the original basis.

In order not to let his hands pinch himself unscrupulously, Chen Xiao almost slept against the wall, Jiang Yan frowned and lay beside him with a smile on his lips:

'Hey, if you don't get up again, I'm going to give you a kneading exercise~'

Chen Xiao didn't look at him, frowned, closed his eyes and said, "Go away, don't pinch me with your hands! Let me lie down for a while and you can die?" Jiang Yan chuckled in his ear:

'You can't make me die, but you can make me hard~'

No matter how sleepy Chen Xiao heard this sentence, he would get up. He must be sick. This man Jiang Yan is just running the train with his mouth full. Chen Xiao closed his eyes and rubbed his eyes before he was about to get up.

In the end, Jiang Yan put his arms around him and came back to be sick, let him get up, he tm got up by himself, and he got him back.

Chen Xiao opened his eyes and glared at Jiang Yan with his sour eyes: "Are you fucking sick? Let me get up and you fucking drag me back and fuck me!"

Jiang Yan rubbed his head against his arm and sighed, Chen Xiao frowned when he smelled the smell of smoke on his body, don't think that Jiang Yan must be hugging someone based on his experience as a straight man.

It is still a woman who is hugging the perfume smell. I guess that woman should love the perfume.

It may be that Jiang Yan, who grew up eating perfume, can smell it himself when he comes back. On the whole, it should be that Chen Xiao's nose is a dog's nose...

Chen Xiao watched him just hugging him like that without saying a word, and pinched Jiang Yan's arm with his hands, Jiang Yan frowned and looked at him when he was pinched:

'what?What are you pinching me for? '

"Then why are you cuddling me?"

"Take your arm, get out of the way and let me go down!"

'Don't let me cuddle for a while~'

"You're fucking broken in love"

'It's scarier than falling in love~'

Jiang Yan lay flat on his bed beside Chen Xiao, picked up Chen Xiao's hand and squeezed it twice, Chen Xiao felt his goosebumps come off.

He frowned and shook the hand that was squeezed twice and looked at Jiang Yan with disgust: "What the hell are you doing?"

"I'm tm human I'm not playing with a toy you pinch my ass"

Jiang Yan turned his head to look at him and no longer pinched him, but changed to clasping fingers, and then Chen Xiao heard someone sigh again.

90% of this person should have been cheated or broke up, no, why should he be sick after being cheated and broken up? According to his straight male logical thinking, he should find a girl.

What's the matter with pinching yourself? He's not a woman, Chen Xiao took his hand out of his without saying a word.

As a result, the hands of the two of them were as firm as if they were coated with 502 glue. On the whole, Jiang Yan didn't have the slightest intention to let go of his hands. Chen Xiao might still have a little difficulty getting his hands back:

"Aren't you hot when you shake someone's hand on a hot day?"

'Not hot~'

"You're not hot, I'm hot!"

"Say something quickly, let go if you have farts, don't keep holding Lao Tzu's hand!"

'Remember that girl? '

"what"

Chen Xiao frowned suspiciously and looked at the person next to him. Jiang Yan also turned his head and looked at him expressionlessly. That woman was the one with long black legs and straight legs.

Ah, he really guessed right that Jiang Yan should have been greened by that woman. Unexpectedly, Jiang Yan, who thought he was handsome, would also be greened. Chen Xiao finally grasped a point to laugh at him:

"Hahahahahaha..."

'What are you tm laughing at? '

"You tm...you tm won't be green, will you?"

"I didn't expect it, Jiang Yan, you tm also made you laugh at me today, I will laugh at you today!"

'You think too much, don't you!'

Hearing this sentence, Chen Xiao felt very helpless. Is there such an embarrassment? Then let him be really green once and laugh at him again so that he can die.

Seeing him smile so happily, you can't make him smile for a while, you have to tell the truth and slap him in the face, right?

Chen Xiao stared at him blankly and looked at his own bed board. Jiang Yan just started to frown and then raised his eyebrows to look at Chen Xiao:

'What do you mean? '

'Why do you want to see me being green? '

"Fuck, I don't think I want it, but I really want it!"

'Oh, then you succeeded~'

"Ah, didn't you tm just say it wasn't it? How did it succeed?"

Chen Xiao frowned and looked at the expressionless Jiang Yan suspiciously, while he glanced at Jiang Yan who was playing with a lighter and smiled:

'Because you gave me green~'

'So you laugh, I allow you to laugh at your boyfriend~'

"Fuck off, you have a hole in your tm brain"

"I'm not with you even tm, why did I give you green? Fuck!"

'Yes, you are not with me...'

'But you tm think about it!'

'The person I like is with someone else, that tm is more uncomfortable than being cheated on!'

After hearing this sentence, Chen Xiao chose not to say anything, so he could be involved everywhere, no, did the two of them talk off topic? Shouldn't he be asking why he seems to be broken in love?

Why does it matter whether it is green or not, who likes who or not? Chen Xiao closed his eyes helplessly and opened them again to look at him:

"Brother, can you tm speak human language?"

'Fuck, what I tm said is not human'

"Ha...you speak human language!"

"Didn't you tm realize that you're off topic? You just told me about that woman, why tm got involved with me again?"

Jiang Yan glanced at him and smiled helplessly. In his hand, he turned the lighter several times and threw it in the air to catch it. Chen Xiao watched his movements and closed his eyes subconsciously.

He was really afraid that the lighter would explode if he threw it away, Jiang Yan glanced at his nervous little face and couldn't help but smile: "Aren't you curious, I'll tell you."

"Then what the fuck are you talking about!"

'I approached that woman just because tm likes you and you don't like me!'

Chen Xiao who heard this sentence was speechless. What kind of logic is this?How come you can't get away from him while chatting? I'm so speechless. He feels like he's a scapegoat...

Chen Xiao leaned on his arms and looked at Jiang Yan, showing him an awkward yet polite smile: "Why can you get me involved with everything?"

"What relationship do I have with that woman? It's irrelevant!"

"What kind of logic do you tm take me to contact her? Fuck"

Jiang Yan also imitated him, leaning on his head with his hands on his side, and lazily raised his eyelids to look at Chen Xiao, who was furious:

'If I didn't like you so much I could try that'

'I just want to try, can I change without you, can I accept'

'Then tm, when I meet that woman, I tm repel it like a magnet!'

'You said you caused me to be so repulsive to others, shouldn't you, the culprit, be held responsible? '

'ah, boyfriend'

Chen Xiao, who heard the big bang, said that he really is, the more he listens, the more he becomes confused B, the more he listens, the less he understands

Doesn't Jiang Yan mean that he turned people around and asked him to take charge of him? This logic is understandable.

But he tm wanted to say that he was bent by someone, but he didn't know tm, he asked himself to be responsible, his brain was cleared, right?

You tm find him responsible, who do you ask him to take responsibility for?

Chen Xiao kicked Jiang Yan according to his leg and almost fell to the ground with his kick. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and came back with his arms leaning on the ground:

'what?Why do you want to murder? '

"Fuck, what the hell are you talking about?"

"How the hell can you rely on me for everything? Fuck!"

"Who do you rely on when you bend yourself?"

"Let me be in charge of me, tm, and let someone be in charge!"

'I am in charge!'

"Hurry up and break up with Song Ke, I'm responsible~"

"Go away, sir!"

"Get up and let me go up!"

Chen Xiao wanted to step over him and get off the ground while talking, Jiang Yan put his arms around his waist and pressed 1 on his abs: "You are fucking sick"

"Let go of me quickly, or I'll beat you up with blood and blood!"

'You dare? '

'You don't feel bad after beating'

Chen Xiaogang was about to punch Jiang Yan with his fists, he just looked at him without hiding or closing his eyes, Chen Xiao was looked at by him like that, to be honest, he was still a little bit hesitant to do it.

Then the two of them seemed to be fixed there, until Wang Hao and Liu Xu who returned to the dormitory broke their foregone conclusion.

Seeing the movements of the two of them, Wang Hao subconsciously covered Liu Xu's eyes. Liu Xu just wanted to say, can you block my eyes and not touch my glasses?He just had to wipe his glasses again...

Chen Xiao turned his head and watched Wang Hao staring at himself with wide eyes. He subconsciously wanted to go down but someone's hand wouldn't let him go down. Jiang Yan just hugged him like that and didn't have any intention of letting him go:

"Fuck, you fucking let me go!"

"They're back, let me go!"

'not loose~'

"you!"

Chen Xiao struggled hard to get out of his hand, but Jiang Yan wanted to punch Chen Xiao just because he didn't let him.

Wang Hao raised his eyebrows and watched them rubbing against each other on the original foundation, subconsciously blocked Liu Xu and coughed twice in embarrassment:

'Well... what are you two doing? '

Chen Xiao sighed, he didn't want to deal with Wang Hao's brainless problem at all, he just wanted to get his waist back from Jiang Yan's hand!

Jiang Yan couldn't help smiling when he saw how his hair exploded, and didn't continue to pinch him, but lightly patted Chen Xiao's pp:

'Fuck, don't move!'

'If I start to react again, you are responsible for me'

"Are you fucking sick?"

Chen Xiao suddenly became furious, oh, Jiang Yan just didn't let him go, causing him to be smoothed out by friction...

Seeing their embarrassing situation, Wang Hao turned around and looked at Liu Xu who was seriously wiping his glasses: "Honey, why don't we go?"

'Leave them the dormitory, let's open it'

Hearing these words, Liu Xu stopped wiping his eyes, and Liu Xu suddenly felt his face was so hot.

Really, how could Wang Hao do this? He teased him every now and then, making him blush every now and then, he was so dead!

Jiang Yan watched Wang Hao and Liu Xu leave, and then let go of Chen Xiao, who was furious on his abdominal muscles. He rubbed his poor abdominal muscles, and they probably turned red...

Chen Xiao came down and glared at him as he put on his shoes: "Are you fucking sick? Jiang Yan!"

"Hold your uncle, hug me and fuck me!"

Jiang Yan leaned on his head and looked at him with a smile on his lips, Chen Xiao tugged at his trousers that were wiped off:

'So I'm hugging the uncle~'

"Aren't you Master Xiao? What's wrong with me hugging you?"

'Look at you rubbing on my phone!'

Jiang Yan put his short sleeves up to reveal his 8-pack abs, Chen Xiao subconsciously looked over and scolded a *, then walked out of the dormitory selectively with his mobile phone!