I don't know myself

Talking about how it feels to be cheated by his sister, Chen Xiao bought a big cake in order to coax his sister, and bought a bunch of books online a few days ago, anyway, he doesn't know what his sister reads.

He just searched online and bought whichever one had good reviews, because he was busy with Jiang Yan and Song Ke and forgot about it, otherwise he wouldn't have forgotten when his little princess's birthday was.

As soon as he entered the door, his old sister opened the door for him, and he smelled the tangy aroma of vegetables. Don't think that the familiar aroma must be the dishes made by his mother, not to mention the fragrance, anyway, he can smell it as soon as he goes upstairs. .

Chen Ming looked at the big cake in her elder brother's hands and there were books in paper bags on it, Chen Xiao frowned, it shouldn't be, usually his older sister sees him bringing her a gift.

They would all be so excited that they would grab it directly, why would they just ignore it now?Because those books blocked his sight a bit, he couldn't look at Chen Ming.

Holding the big cake, he slowly turned around to look at his old sister, and saw Chen Ming folded his hands and looked at him with a small mouth: "What are you doing, old sister?"

"Student Xiaoming, I bought you cakes and books for you, why are you still like this?"

Chen Ming ignored his brother and ran straight to his room, only to see his mother pointing at him with a spatula, and it was really his mother's long-lost loud voice: "Are you messing with your sister again? "

"Why do you keep making her angry? What if he is a high school student who gets angry every day and gets sick?"

"What should I do if I think too much? What should I do if I'm depressed?"

"What's wrong with you as a brother?"

Chen Xiao looked at his mother and really wanted to spit out a mouthful of old blood. Where is this going?He didn't know why his old sister was angry. Shouldn't he be angry with himself?

Then he took the cake as a gift and was angry that he had a trick that was too realistic. This family is so realistic, so realistic. This is why his family status is at the bottom of the elder brother level...

Chen Xiao looked at his mother and sighed: "Mom, I didn't make her angry and I don't know why she is angry!"

"Sister Xiaoming is still depressed. I will be depressed first, and she is not depressed!"

His mother just looked at him like that and didn't say anything about him. Chen Xiao watched his mother hold the cake and put it on the table without saying a word, and moved her sore arms to his sister's room and knocked: "Classmate Xiaoming, Brother is here, brother is here, brother is here!"

"Open Sesame!"

His older sister and she may be a child-level person. There was also a sentence in the room: "Sesame doesn't work well!" Chen Xiao looked at the door and smiled and knocked twice: "Hmm..."

"Little rabbit obediently open the door"

"No, no, no, no, I won't open the door for you big bad wolf!"

Sometimes Chen Xiao looks at the door and shakes his head helplessly with a smile. He is really going to be depressed. If possible: "Well... what else is there?"

"Eat an apple, beautiful little princess"

"Uh, I don't seem to have any apples. Do I have cake to eat?"

"Don't eat!"

"Student Xiaoming, what do you think you can do to forgive your brother?"

"You said you don't shut your brother out, your brother is so pitiful, isn't your brother an orphan?"

"It's too miserable for me too... woo woo... I was rejected by my old sister... I have a broken money before and a mother!"

Then he heard the door of his sister's room rattling, the door finally opened, he was like a concubine locked in a cold palace, he was finally able to go out, he wanted to find the emperor, he wanted to find the emperor.

Chen Ming folded his hands and looked up at her brother Chen Xiao. He wanted to rub his sister's head, but his sister refused to let him dodge his hand:

"Brother, just because I opened the door for you, doesn't mean I forgive you!"

"The nickname classmate, how can you forgive your brother and me?"

Chen Xiao also imitated his older sister and looked at him with folded arms. Chen Ming glanced at the top of his head, thought for a while and looked at his elder brother firmly: "Brother, if you fulfill my three conditions, I will forgive you!"

"...Okay, student Xiaoming, what are you talking about!"

"You can do whatever you ask me to do, as long as you don't kill or set fire!"

"What are you thinking? Brother, have you watched too many movies?"

Chen Ming turned around and sat on his chair. His elder brother followed and closed the door. This is a habit. If his younger sister suddenly uttered a sentence, if his mother heard it, it was the end of the game.

Standing there, Chen Xiao was stared at by his sister. Why did it feel so strange? He didn't do anything wrong. Chen Xiao stopped looking at his sister's firm eyes and coughed twice:

"Student Xiaoming, you said it, you didn't tell me how you asked your brother to finish it?"

Chen Ming folded his hands and turned around to look at the pile of small pendants on his desk, and then looked at his elder brother as if thinking of something: "Brother, after I say it, you must do what you say!" Chen Xiao said solemnly to his older sister nodded:

"Do what you say, do what you say!"

"I can't do it, your brother and I are the upgraded version of the little turtle!"

"That's pretty much it!"

"Then then..."

Chen Xiao received his sister's eerie smile, and he couldn't help swallowing subconsciously with an ominous feeling:

"The first one!"

As Chen Ming said, he pointed to the computer with his fingers: "I want to become a member!" Chen Xiao answered and raised an arm: "OK!"

"Are there any classmates with nicknames?"

I saw Chen Ming looking at his gadgets on the table thoughtfully and touched them with his hands: "I...I want cosplay clothes!"

"Ok! Brother, I'll buy you whoever you like, can I buy it for you?"

"Okay, my brother and I got three suits!"

Chen Xiao endured the pain that was bleeding in his heart and smiled at his old sister. Three sets are okay, three sets are okay, nothing is too much, and it is acceptable. One set is about 100 yuan, let’s say 400~

In the end, his sister just added the knife to the knife, and the pain made him flustered. She smiled and said to him very calmly: "Brother doesn't have much money at all!"

"It's only more than 1000 yuan including those wearing it, isn't it very cheap?"

Chen Xiao: Help, someone get me a basin, I'm about to vomit blood!

He smiled and looked at his older sister and nodded reluctantly, although his heart ached a little, but his older sister was also favored, there was no way who could tell him whether he was his elder brother or not his younger brother.

I just can't figure out why his mother didn't give birth to a smaller child to save her life. I was not angry enough when I came here, but now I don't have enough heart.

Then Chen Ming looked at his elder brother as if he had thought of something, sat up suddenly and slapped the table to look at him, and gave a jump to Chen Xiao who was covering his heart there: "I want Brother Song and Brother Jiang to give Celebrate my birthday with me!"

Chen Xiao: I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore, you don't need to get me a basin, dig me a hole, no, dig me a Yangtze River, I might have to spit out a Yangtze River...

He pretended to be calm and forced a smile on the corners of his mouth, his old sister really didn't open any pots and carried which pots, it was calm and calm but now the waves are turbulent.

Chen Xiao looked at his old sister and sighed, sitting on the ground as if she had no bones: "Student Xiaoming, can you let your brother go?"

"Brother, what's wrong with me? I just want two handsome brothers to accompany me on my birthday, can't I?"

"Everyone has classmates to accompany me to celebrate my birthday, and I am not too demanding. I just want two handsome guys to accompany me to celebrate my birthday!"

"It's not that it can't be done...it can't be the two of them"

"Brother, do you have any other handsome brothers?"

"...No...No...Aren't you handsome, brother?"

"Brother, I have seen your face more than 800 times, and I can draw more than 800 chapters in my sketches!"

Chen Xiao looked at his older sister Chen Ming pleadingly, saying that I couldn't see, and his older sister sat back and looked at him with her legs crossed: "I don't care, I want to!"

"Then don't let the two of them come to the head office?"

Chen Xiao: No, no, no, no, no, none of them can come!

Chen Xiao suddenly felt that his estrangement these days was all in vain because of his sister's words, he just wanted to stay away from them, why did his sister pull him back.

There are no two words on his face to describe those special words in the novel, and he is now occupied by him rubbing on the edge of despair:

"Student Xiaoming, can you let your brother go?"

"Brother, I beg you!"

"Just because your brother bought you a big cake..."

"It doesn't work!"

"I have to get one, or I'll ignore you for the rest of my life, hum!"

Chen Xiao got up from the ground and looked at them helplessly, shook his head, squinted his eyes and folded his hands and looked at his old sister like that: "Why are you planning to ignore me?"

"Call me and hang up, tell me to ignore me"

"I still send me a regular message on WeChat every day and ignore me."

"Or you set up some mandatory code and use the computer to send me your old sister who is angry and can't be coaxed."

"Small classmate..."

Chen Xiao originally caught these old sister's usual ways of getting angry. He was proud to expose his old sister, but when Chen Ming looked at him, he found that his old sister's eyes were red.

"It's not why you are crying? Xiaoming classmate"

"Your brother, I didn't say anything, why are you still crying?"

"Aren't these all your usual ways of getting angry?"

"Don't cry!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong, okay?"

"Student Xiaoming, my brother is wrong, my brother is wrong, it is my brother's fault, all my mistakes are my fault!"

"Forgive me, little ancestor!"

Chen Ming folded his hands and tilted his head, not looking at his brother's voice choked with sobs: "I don't care!"

"Give you two options: A is Brother Song and B is Brother Jiang, which one do you choose? If you don't want to choose either, I will...I will cry for you!"

Chen Xiao bit this lip, it's really time to come, you can't hide, you can hide from the first day of junior high school, you can't hide from the fifteenth day, this sentence is really true.

His brother is not cruel enough to be led by the nose by his sister, who made him a model for spoiling his sister? He has to admit this.

Chen Xiao looked at it for a while, his old sister was really a ruthless person, on the surface it was a multiple-choice question, but it was actually an offense question, one was Song Ke and the other was Jiang Yan, which one would he choose?

When he was in the bunk for such a long time, Jiang Yan himself told him what date his birthday was, and he also told him what date his sister's birthday was. He didn't ask him to celebrate his sister's birthday, and now he has this choice again. .

It’s not choosing A, it’s not choosing B, and it’s not how he thinks that he is not a person. His old sister is the kind that makes people 13 to nowhere. It’s really still that sentence that I’m not a lawyer, I’m blind!