I don't know myself

Chen Xiao didn't know how long he had been sleeping on his shoulders, and he didn't know how long it had been when he woke up anyway.

Instead of lying on Jiang Yan's shoulder, he was lying on his arm. He sat up and looked at Jiang Yan who was still sleeping. With a glance at his head, he didn't know if his arm was numb after lying in this position...

Chen Xiao felt that his head was still a little dizzy from alcohol, and after a good night's sleep, his stomach felt so swollen, and he felt like a small balloon that might burst if he poked it.

He didn't know when Jiang Yan woke up. Anyway, when he was distracted, when he was thinking about something, he said suddenly: "Why did you sleep well?" '

Shocked by this sudden sentence, Chen Xiao turned his head and glared at him: "You scared me!" Jiang Yan sat up and looked at him with a very calm face:

"Yo, they still call you a dare"

"What's wrong with my courage? Your sudden sentence will scare everyone to death!"

Jiang Yan looked at him and smiled, and also looked forward with him: "You are asleep." Chen Xiao frowned and looked at him. Is this person asking nonsense?

"nonsense!"

'Did you not hear a word I told you? '

"what?"

"What did you say to me?"

Chen Xiao looked at him with doubts. Jiang Yan picked up the wine next to him and took another sip, then heaved a sigh and threw the can, directly pressing Chen Xiao on the lawn:

"Jiang, Jiang Yan, what are you doing?"

Jiang Yan looked at him for a while and bumped his head on his collarbone, Chen Xiao could feel his breath and the smell of beer on his body, he seemed to drink more than himself, he probably drank a few bottles of cans.

The rest glanced at the rest of Chen Xiao and expressed his surprise, the rest was gone and Jiang Yan drank it: "How much did you...drink?"

Jiang Yan rubbed against his collarbone and replied in a low voice: "I don't know... I'm really going crazy!" Chen Xiao frowned and patted him on the back: "Why are you going crazy?" Jiang Yan didn't look up instead kissed him on the collarbone:

"Hey, Jiang Yan, what's your hobby?"

'Why don't you remember a word I said?Do you remember what Song Ke said? '

'Why? '

'I can't call you boyfriend, can he just call you? '

'I'm not as good as him'

"What, what are you talking about, where is this all?"

'You pretended to be me again'

'No matter what I say, you act like I don't know anything'

Chen Xiao looked at the top of his head and shook his head: "I didn't! What am I pretending to be?" Jiang Yan selectively closed his eyes for a while, trying to control himself but he couldn't bear it anymore. Chen Xiao looked at him and looked up. He kissed him directly on the mouth.

He couldn't figure out why they all liked to kiss themselves?Is there any mistake? They are all around him.

It’s as if he, a well-meaning person, fed a dog a bone, and the other dog looked at him without a bone, and then the fed dog thought he still had it in his hand, and then the two dogs surrounded him He was spinning like a circle.

He didn't do anything from head to toe, these two dogs depended on him, what should he do? Make him feel like he's not human, like a scumbag and like he's not a straight guy!

And there is also a straight man who suffers from the straight man's advanced cancer syndrome, whether it's Jiang Yan or Song Ke kissing him or what?

He didn't have the feeling of the heart pounding in the novel, the "plop" and "plop" of the little deer, and he didn't have the function of shy face turning red.

Chen Xiao is like a fairy, as if he has seen all the world. He is not moved by people, objects, or anyone's heart. He, a straight man, has never liked anyone in his life.

But being treated like a treasure by the two boys made him feel more inexplicable and unreasonable.

Jiang Yan kissed Chen Xiao until he couldn't breathe before letting go. Chen Xiao reacted and pushed him away, standing up with his hands leaning on him:

'you really don't feel anything'

Hearing this question, Chen Xiaogang was about to leave and was stunned. He lowered his head and shook his head without turning to look at him: "No!"

"I don't understand why you guys are doing this to me?"

"Stop wasting your efforts, I don't have anyone!"

"Song Ke kissed me...I didn't feel anything either!"

"I like women, I don't like men, it's destined!"

"Please don't waste your time on me, thank you!"

After Chen Xiao finished speaking, he held the phone in his hand and ran away. His eyes were sore, and he felt a little uncomfortable. What's the matter? Is he sick?

Sitting there, Jiang Yan saw that he didn't know what to look in front of him, shook his head and smiled helplessly...

Chen Xiao was wilting like a withered flower all the way home, his older sister saw him like that and dragged his brother into the room, luckily their father didn't come back at this point.

His mother was busy cooking and knew that someone came in, but she didn't look at it. After all, she had to look at the pot. Chen Ming watched him sitting on his seat and didn't say a word.

Frowning, he walked quickly to his door and locked it, and then he squatted obediently beside her brother like a little rabbit:

"Brother, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so unhappy?"

Hearing this question, Chen Xiao paused and looked at his older sister, who was playing with a ring on the right finger with his left hand. Chen Ming looked at her older brother's movements as if he had guessed something:

"Brother, you won't quarrel with Brother Song, will you?"

Chen Xiao still didn't look at his older sister, just shook his head and his voice was a little hoarse: "No...do you have that much free time?" Chen Ming was very close to his brother and could smell the smell of alcohol on her brother, Although Chen Xiao took the bus and walked down the way home.

No matter how many places he has been to, he still smells of alcohol. Chen Ming found a small bench and sat next to her brother: "That's what you said."

"You're going to kill your sister and me!"

"What happened is not because of brother Song, but because of... brother, your lower berth brother Jiang?"

When Chen Xiao heard this question, the movements of his hands stopped. He lay down on his sister's study table, looked at the small pendant given by the book, and pushed and shook it with his hands.

Chen Ming looked at what he said and his brother reflected that she knew who her brother was because of. She subconsciously glanced at the door and then whispered to her brother: "Brother, are you because of Brother Jiang?"

Chen Xiao didn't look at her but closed his eyes. He felt so tired and wanted to sleep. Why did they have to be around him to be attractive? He also said that he didn't have anything:

"Um…"

"Yes... because Brother Jiang also told you that he likes you."

"Um…"

"Ah, is this the legendary love triangle? It doesn't seem to be..."

"What are you thinking now bro?"

"Talk to your sister, maybe I can solve it for you!"

Chen Xiao turned to look at Chen Ming who was shaking back and forth on the small stool, took a deep breath and let it out: "Xiaoming classmate"

"Hey, I'm here!"

"What's so attractive about me, your brother? Why do they all like me? I'm a man, why should they like me when they like men?"

"It's as if I'm not human inside and out!"

"I want to be friends with them, but they both..."

Hearing this, Chen Ming was a little surprised and more embarrassed. Her brother said so many questions and his brain was a little bit overwhelmed:

"Well, let me answer you one by one, my sister... I have a few heads to answer so many questions at once."

"Why do I like you bro?"

"I feel that Brother Song likes you because you are different from others. Brother Song also said that you give him a different feeling. It may also be that Brother Song has less contact with people, and then he made this difference The same slowly stretched into liking..."

"Brother Jiang, haven't you heard a sentence? It's a person who has emotions. When we are together every day, it is inevitable that sparks will spark!"

"And you all find topics for each other to keep bickering, don't you? According to my analysis, Brother Jiang is also unwilling to contact people, right?"

"Who told you, you might be too enthusiastic, so they like it more... It's not your fault, it's your attraction!"

"This is to be expressed in a chemical way, brother, your phenomenon is hormonal attraction!"

"What? Xiaoming, have you read too many books?"

Chen Xiao watched his older sister rubbing her head with her hands and laying heavily on his arms. He didn't understand himself and his older sister wasn't him, how could he understand him?

"Brother, I can feel the feeling of you too!"

"What do you experience?"

"It's the feeling that you want to stay, but you don't know how to stay, and in what capacity!"

"Well... maybe your brother is so useless that I can't keep it..."

"They all keep saying they like me... tm don't even know what liking is!"

Chen Ming looked at her elder brother and sighed, wanted to say something or forget it, it would be useless to see how her elder brother realized it, after all, outsiders can't control the affairs of the bureau.

A chess piece can't decide whether to win or lose, only the chess player can decide. Chen Ming stood up and patted his brother on the shoulder: "Brother, you have to think in a better way!"

"Brother, think about it, you are liked by others now!"

"And they are both very handsome!"

Chen Xiao looked up helplessly at his older sister, rolled her eyes and sighed, "Student Xiaoming, don't make it so easy, okay?"

"If you like it, let me give it to you"

"don't want!"

"Let's leave it to you to enjoy yourself!"

"Why are you enjoying your uncle!"

Chen Xiao watched his older sister laugh, Chen Ming watched his brother laugh too, and their mother knocked on the door: "Babies are eating!" Chen Ming pointed to the door:

"Let's go, brother, let's eat!"

"Well, there is a saying, don't you say that you should eat, drink and drink when you are unhappy!"

"Maybe you can eat a meal, bro!"

Leaning on the table, Chen Xiao looked at his sister and smiled again: "What is it, student Xiaoming, where did you learn all this nonsense?"

"Your brother admires your logic!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"You're not as good as me, are you?"

"Student Xiaoming, I will reward you with a little red flower for being so awesome!"

"Got it, let's go eat!"

Just as Chen Xiao was about to leave, his cell phone rang when he took it out to take a look. It wasn't the message sent to him from his lower berth but Song Ke. He suddenly felt a little lost. What happened?