I don't know myself

Have you ever seen a zombie? Chen Xiao successfully turned into a zombie with good legs and feet. He bent over all the way into the dormitory, and his arms relaxed back and forth. As soon as he entered the door, he was shocked by Wang Hao who was drinking water:

'Master Xiao, what's wrong with you? Broken bones? Chen Xiao finally stood up and glared at him: "Get lost! You just broke a bone!"

Chen Xiao threw the book in his hand directly into the hands of Jiang Yan, who had just played a game, and squatted on the side of his lower bunk, stretching his arms on his stomach.

Seeing his half-dead appearance, Jiang Yan couldn't help smiling and walked over, his face changed when he saw the ring in his hand.

He kicked Chen Xiao's shoes lying on his bed: 'Where have you been?met your girlfriendWhen did you have a girlfriend? 'It can only be said that Chen Xiao was confused by his three consecutive questions.

He didn't know when he had a girlfriend. He raised his head and turned to give Jiang Yan a weary look: "You gave it to me." Jiang Yan frowned and looked at him: "What did I give you?" '

"Fuck, you didn't give it to me, where did I get a girlfriend!"

Jiang Yan was a little surprised when he saw him lie back after finishing speaking. Wang Hao took his water bottle and handed it to Liu Xu who was sitting on his bed: "Yo, Master Xiao is not your girlfriend, so who gave you the ring?" of?"

"Given by boyfriend"

Chen Xiao said that he didn't want to talk to them, he needed to rest, his brain was a little tired, and he wanted to explain it to him, but the more he talked, the more he talked...

It's outrageous that he didn't meet Song Ke many times, and he fell in love with him, and then his sister pushed him out, which is even more outrageous.

It's really annoying, why must he be gay and not a girl to fall in love with him, Jiang Yan sat next to him and squeezed his ring-wearing hand: "It's really a man's gift"

"Yes, yes, don't ask!"

'Who brought it to you? '

"I told you not to ask, I'm so annoying!"

'Is it Song Ke? '

"What can you do? What can you do if you don't?"

'It doesn't matter, you don't want to lie on my bed!'

"Stingy!"

Chen Xiao leaned against his bed and sat on the ground like a doormat. Wang Hao couldn't stand it anymore: "No, Master Xiao, you are really worried." Chen Xiao looked up at him:

"I don't have to worry about being attracted by my own sister and pushed me away by a gay guy!"

"What's wrong with not being gay?"

"I don't mean anything else, don't get me wrong!"

"I just can't accept it..."

Jiang Yan looked at him helplessly and smiled, lifted him from the ground to the bed and sat down: "Fuck, what are you doing!" Chen Xiao frowned and looked at the person next to him:

'If you have a bed and don't sit on it, you'll be enlightened if you sit on the ground'

"I want to be calm and calm!"

'Then why don't you go into the fridge? '

"Go away, I don't want to talk to you!"

'Then don't sit on my bed, you speak so confidently'

"You think I want to sit because you didn't bring me up!"

Jiang Yan and Chen Xiao looked at Wang Hao like they were fighting each other, seeing that the atmosphere couldn't last anymore, they took his little Liu Xu's hand to open the door and left.

Then they both had fun watching the person leave. Chen Xiao laughed the hardest: "You are really being targeted by Song Ke." Chen Xiao stretched his waist and looked at him: "Yes!"

"Fuck, I still can't refuse!"

'Then do you like him? '

"Fuck, what joke do I like a guy?"

Chen Xiao got up and walked to his table, unscrewed his own water and took a big sip, Jiang Yan looked at him blankly and couldn't see anything:

'Then you are so repulsive, why...'

'Why are you still wearing that ring on your hand? '

Hearing this question, he looked at his hand subconsciously. He could only say that it wasn't what he wanted to bring, but that his older sister asked him to take it. He twisted the cap of the bottle, took off the ring on his hand and put it on the table:

"It's not what I want to bring!"

"My sister asked me to bring it!"

'You dote on your sister'

Jiang Yan crossed the bed ladder with his arms crossed and crossed his legs to look at him. Chen Xiao looked at him and sighed and sat in his chair: "Don't mention it, it's because I'm too spoiled!"

"They all spoiled her to heaven!"

"What are you talking about now, if you are unhappy, you can make trouble with me!"

'so you're doing that because of your sister'

"Otherwise, otherwise, I would have been far away from him long ago!"

"It's not like I'm gay, and I don't know what to do with him every day!"

'Are you making an excuse? '

"certainly not!"

Jiang Yan saw that he didn't answer his own words, walked behind him and squeezed his shoulder, which made Chen Xiao feel comfortable and moaned: "It's comfortable and comfortable, then use more force!" He patted himself on the shoulder again: "Go further here Come along!"

There was a smile on the corner of Jiang Yan's mouth and he didn't do what he said. He pinched the fleshy flesh on both sides of his waist with both hands: "Fuck, you're sick, you fucking attack!"

'I'm not a babysitter you use me like this'

"Fuck, if you're a babysitter, I'll let you do something else!"

Who knew that in the next second Jiang Yan quickly turned his stool around, put him on the wall between the chair and him, bent down so close to look at Chen Xiao:

'Then what do you want me to do? '

"Fuck, don't come so close to me!"

'Yo, I'm shy'~"Go away, I won't be shy with men!"

Jiang Yan looked at him so firmly, he didn't know why he bent down and kissed him the next second, and Chen Xiao who was kissed inexplicably was going crazy!

There is a gay outside the school, even if there is another one in the dormitory, he is speechless, he is not a woman, why are you staring at him.

He directly pushed Jiang Yan down with both hands, and Jiang Yan fell back and hit the chair with a "bang":

'You can't fm just take it easy'

'It hurts to hit the stool!'

"Fuck, who made you fucking kiss me, you deserve it!"

"I don't know if I'm tired of being gay, you still kiss me, you make me sick"

'What did you say? '

Chen Xiao looked at him looking at him so viciously and stopped talking, Jiang Yan leaned on the ground and rubbed his head and got up, Chen Xiao watched him rush over and got up to run.

Jiang Yan directly grabbed a hand and pressed him on the bed ladder, and his poor chin was slammed into it, which really hurt: "Fuck, Jiang Yan, your head is open."

"It hurts to let go!"

'Now I know it hurts, I hit the stool and it doesn't hurt'

"I didn't do it on purpose, who told you to kiss me!"

'I didn't do it on purpose, I just wanted to anger you, what's the matter? '

"You tm... are a rascal!"

'I'm a rogue!'

"You... what are you doing? Don't come here!"

Jiang Yan held his arm close to him. Chen Xiao wanted to push him away with his own hand, but his hand was weak and couldn't push him away. Jiang Yan got closer and closer to him, and he subconsciously stepped on him. Jiang Yan's feet.

'Fuck, you're fucking real!'

'Why are you stepping on my feet? '

"Why are you so close to me?"

'I just want to be closer to you, what's wrong?Song Ke can get close to you but I can't'

"Don't you tm don't open any pot, lift that pot and let me go!"

'Tell me I'm sorry, if you don't tell me I won't let you go, I let you stand like this all night, believe it or not? '

"you!"

Chen Xiao closed his eyes tightly and sighed: "I'm sorry, it's all right, let me go!" Jiang Yan let go of his hand, who knew that the next second Chen Xiao raised his fist and hit his face.

Jiang Yan staggered suddenly when he was slammed, and when he realized it, he flew onto his bed with his shoes on: "You tm get down for me!"

Chen Xiao put his shoe-wearing feet on the handle of the bed, and stretched out a middle finger to Jiang Yan who was underneath: "I don't want to go down, so you come up!"

'Fuck, you think I dare not'

"Come on, I'll push you when you come up!"

'You wait for me to kill you!'

Chen Xiao saw that his slippers really came up, he must have to run his ass to move to the window, Jiang Yan finished taking off his shoes and was about to climb up the bed ladder, Chen Xiao stepped on his shoes and went down from the window sill.

I saw Chen Xiao wanted to run to the door with a speed of 50 meters sprint, who knew that Jiang Yan followed him and rushed over, and the two of them fell to the ground directly.

Chen Xiao, he was the bottom one, his head hit the tiles on the ground with a "bang", Jiang Yan rode on him and pressed his arms upwards: "Take it easy, it hurts a lot!"

'Do you know what's wrong'

Jiang Yan looked at him blankly. Chen Xiao frowned and wanted to get his arm back. Well, he couldn't get it back. He sighed in despair:

'I'm asking you something!'

"Don't ride on me, just go back!"

'I'll ride you!'

"You fuck!"

Who knew that Chen Xiao's cell phone rang at this time, and Jiang Yan replaced his pinched arms with one hand and took out the cell phone from his pocket: "Hey, is my cell phone broken?"

'If it breaks, I'll buy you another one!'

"Fuck, rich people are amazing"

In WeChat:

Song Ke: "Have you arrived at the dormitory yet?"

Song Ke: "I sent your sister home safely, you don't have to worry about her!"

Song Ke: "Remember to eat and remember to miss me~"

Chen Xiao looked at him. Jiang Yan pursed his lips and frowned. He should have probably guessed what Song Ke said. He probably guessed what he said to him, but he was still very curious and wanted to ask:

"What did you say?"

'He asked if you were in the bedroom!'

'He said he sent your sister back!'

'He said to remind you to eat!'

'He also told you to remember to die!'

"Fuck, the last sentence really said that"

Jiang Yan ignored his conversation, looked at the message and didn't know what was going on, and was a little annoyed. He had an urge to drop his phone, no, an urge to block it.

Chen Xiao was conquered by his weight, good guy, he must have sunk to death, he felt that his crotch was not his own under the pressure:

"Can you get up? You're getting old!"

'Who sinks you? Believe it or not, I pressed you so hard all night? '

"Then I don't have to get up tomorrow!"

"Get up, hurry up, I won't hit you!"

Jiang Yan looked! He turned off the phone and threw it on him, got up and sat back, why he was angry and couldn't figure it out.

Chen Xiao looked at him calmly reading a book over there. This is not the time for him to be cute. If he wasn't in a bad mood, he would have gone up and beat him up.

He got up leaning on the mobile phone on his body and looked at the message sent by someone:

Chen Xiao: "Got it..."

Chen Xiao looked at the three words he answered and wanted to give himself a punch. After holding back for a long time, he popped out three words and knew it. He was really speechless, really speechless. He had never been so speechless in his life!

He sat on the chair and stared at the message on the phone calmly, Jiang Yan didn't say anything or look at him to make him feel.

Obviously there is a person that person can't help me, and that person is also gay, there are so many headaches.

Chen Xiao: Am I not a woman who turns around me?