I don't know myself

Chen Xiao: If you have such a younger sister, I suggest throwing it away~

What a beautiful weekend it was. It wasn't cloudy, it was sunny. The warm wind blew across the cheeks and the sun was just right. This kind of temperature is most suitable for Chen Xiao, the sleeper.

On this kind of day, Chen Xiao can sleep straight until noon, who knows that he is falling asleep? His sister called him.

Chen Xiao, who was sleepy, didn't open his eyes to touch the phone, but he didn't touch you when he heard the voice and said he was angry, he got up a little angry, he touched his phone and opened it.

Originally, he wanted to scold someone for being sick and not allowing people to sleep on the phone, but he heard his older sister's voice: "Good morning, brother!"

Chen Xiao let go of the mobile phone and dropped the mobile phone on the quilt, stuck his head in the quilt again and let out a big yawn:

"Small classmate!"

"Oh, brother, I'm here!"

"Can you see what time it is today? What time is it? Can't you let your brother and I sleep a little longer?"

"Why are you calling?"

"Hey hey...Brother, I have something to ask you!"

"Speak quickly!"

"My eyes are so sleepy!"

"Why are you so sleepy? Did you stay up late last night bro?"

"Well, I was dragged by the dog in the lower bunk to play all night!"

"I'm convinced that I still have the energy to run laps in the morning!"

"Then you also follow the morning jog! If you sleep like this all the time, you will almost become a sleeping bug!"

"Don't tell me I'm hanging up"

"Talk, talk, talk!"

Chen Xiao turned over and put the quilt against the wall and threw the mobile phone on the quilt. Don't look at the wind and the warm temperature in the dormitory wall, it's really cool.

He doesn't want to be wiped out by the temperature of the wall before he gets enough sleep!

Chen Ming, that is, his older sister, coughed twice solemnly, and the voice was the kind of long-lost begging for help: "Brother, do you still remember the big tall guy from Peking University in your volleyball game?"

Hearing this question, Chen Xiao frowned, a bit impressing that he talked to him in the lower bunk, and played a game with him, what was it called: "You mean Song Ke?"

He only heard his older sister say "Ah" in surprise on the phone, and then calmly asked: "Ah, brother, you know him, how do you know his name is Song Ke?" Chen Xiao was asked this question by his older sister...

How did he know to tell the truth? After speaking, would she turn around and ask the lower berth? And if he told him, would this old girl think wrong?With the logical thinking of his old sister, he would definitely think that he has something to do with that Song Ke... Could it be Jiang Yan...

"Uh, Jiang Yan knew him, and he told me about it!"

"Oh, brother Jiang knows~"

"That's not surprising!"

"Then do I know strange?"

"It's strange, of course it's strange brother, if you want to know each other, I can make a match~"

"What kind of messed up logical thinking are you?"

"Oh, don't digress!"

"I'm looking for brother, you really have something to do, since you know him, it's easy to handle!"

"You ask him out for me, I want to ask him some questions!"

Hearing his old sister's words, Chen Xiao really wanted to say, can I say I don't know him? Why does his old sister have a problem with him: "No, I'm going to ask you Brother Jiang for an appointment!"

"I'm going to sleep, I'm going to sleep to death!"

"No, I need you to make an appointment for me!"

"Brother, just help me ask him out and then you can go with me, okay?"

"Why do you ask me to ask him out for you and let me go with you?"

"Don't go!"

"You see, your sister and I are girls, what if something happens when we go out?"

"Then our mom and dad will definitely say you are right?"

Chen Xiao was sleepy and thought of his old sister's dog biting her head. It was a pretty little girl who was blocked by that. Who can see what a little girl looks like?

Is his sister An safe? He doesn’t have to worry. His sister is more ruthless than him. She dared to hit someone in front of the teacher at school. Think about it, let’s go. To be honest, I’m curious about what his sister is going to do by asking her out:

"Hmm... I'll try, but I can't do anything if they don't come out!"

"Okay bro, if you can't do it, I'll go find Brother Jiang!"

"Fuck, why don't you look for your Brother Jiang now? Why are you looking for me?"

"Aren't you my brother?"

"Besides, I asked Brother Jiang to ask someone out for me, so you have to accompany me?"

"Who told you, I will accompany you"

"Student Xiaoming, are you thinking too much?"

"Why don't you go with me? Aren't you my brother? If you weren't my brother, could I find you?"

"Your logical thinking is beautiful!"

It was the first time he found out that his sister's IQ was really extraordinary. Chen Xiao said that his mouth seemed to be no match for his sister, so he hung up the phone and got out of bed to use the computer to enter the game.

Ever since he had his lower berth, whenever Jiang Yan asked him to play games, he would ask him to register for him because he was lazy.

After clicking on the game friend, the system will automatically add friends after breaking through the domain once, and then these will appear in the chat bar:

You Xiaoye: "Yes"

It's amazing that this person and him should be related. At this point, this person is still online after a minute or two of the game:

Xiao Song: 'What's the matter?miss me? '

You Xiaoye: "Get lost, brother, I'm a man!"

Xiao Song: 'I know~'

You Xiaoye: "Fuck you are also gay, right?"

Xiao Song: 'There are gays around you'

You Xiaoye: "There is a couple in our dormitory, maybe they were driven crazy and couldn't find a partner to make do with it..."

Xiao Song: 'Oh, what do you want from me? '

You Xiaoye: "I have something to do with you, why are you talking about other people..."

You Xiaoye: "Are you free today?"

Xiao Song: "Yes, why do you want to see me?" '

You Xiaoye: "Damn, don't make it sound like I'm in an online relationship!"

You Xiaoye: "It's my sister who wants to see you, or you are from Peking University, right? Do you know Jiang Yan?"

You Xiaoye: "When you come to our school for the first game of volleyball, there is a little girl who brings you water and towels!"

Xiao Song: 'Oh, I have a little impression!'

Xiao Song: "Where is the rationale?"

You Xiaoye: "Where do I see you and where are you near?"

Xiao Song: 'Add a WeChat account and I'll send you a location'

Xiao Song: 'xxxxxx'

You Xiaoye: "Ok!"

After Chen Xiao finished what he needed to say, he added his WeChat on his mobile phone, turned off the computer, sent messages to his old sister, changed his clothes, and then got ready to pick someone up.

He didn't bump into his lower berth Jiang Yan when he went out, maybe it was a miss, so what should he say if he bumped into him?Don't bump into it, it's even harder to tell. Take your own sister to meet a man...

When he picked up his old sister, Chen Ming was dressed in the same outfit, the dog gnawing hair didn’t change, what he was wearing was a uniform, maybe it’s very popular recently, right? They also wear this kind of class.

Anyway, he was a bit partial to appreciate the fabric, which reminded him of plaid shirts for old ladies sold in big fairs in the countryside.

Chen Xiao covered his head and really didn't want to admit that the one standing next to him was his sister. Chen Ming watched her brother jump up and down excitedly:

"Brother, brother, brother!"

"You want to lay eggs, can you be normal?"

"I don't like taking you out!"

"Then why don't you take me out?"

"Where is my brother? Where did you hide him?"

Chen Xiao rolled his eyes at his old sister, where can such a big man hide, besides, he is not a dog, he has no hobby of hiding bones.

I brought Chen Ming into that dessert shop, his sister was looking for someone, and he was looking for the dessert he should eat. The sweet smell is honestly a bit craving...

Chen Ming saw that person dragging his brother over there, almost dragging Chen Xiao down, what is his sister so excited about.

Then the atmosphere of the three of them was extremely awkward, Chen Xiao was sitting on the left of his old sister, opposite to Chen Ming was Song Ke.

That is to say, the big tall guy in their mouth looks so handsome so close. Song Ke glanced at him and then at his sister: "What do you want me for?" '

Chen Xiao knocked on the cup: "Correct me, it's not me looking for you, it's my sister looking for you!" Song Ke looked at him and smiled, leaning on his head with both hands and looking at his sister.

It can be seen that the little girl is a little embarrassed to be looked at by others: "Then sister, why do you want me?" 'Chen Xiao was really thinking about interjecting, can you stop taking advantage of others?That's my sister, you call me sister

Chen Xiao's older sister took out a notebook that looked familiar. He asked his older sister what was written in it?His older sister told him it was a secret, if you dare to look at it, you will be finished!

Chen Ming hovered his hands over the notebook and thought for a while: "Can I ask you some questions?" Song Ke looked at him and nodded: "Of course you can ask~"

Then his older sister laughed and he couldn't understand the two of them more and more. It was like a bird-to-bird communication and dialogue hit it off again:

"Are you 1 or 0?"

When Song Ke heard this question, he smiled and glanced at the bewildered Chen Xiao. The older brother Chen Xiao frowned. What are they talking about?Why are 1 and 0 coming up? What does 1 and 0 mean?

Song Ke leaned back on the chair and glanced at him leisurely: "Do you think your brother is 1 or 0?" 'Chen Xiao looked at his older sister with his ignorant face, and saw that his older sister said without any hesitation:

"It's a child, not an old mother, but a young mother!"

Chen Xiao became more and more confused when he heard their conversation, what did they mean?It didn't sound like a good thing to say, so he pointed at his sister:

"Brother, why did you hit me?"

"Can you speak human language? I can't understand what you are talking about"

"What are 1s and 0s?"

"I didn't get a zero in the test from elementary school to junior high school, so why did I get a 0!!!"

Then he saw the two of them smiling in sync, Song Ke smiled and then nodded seriously: 'I'm 1 and you want to introduce me? '

I saw his older sister lived up to expectations and said something he couldn't understand: "Oh, what do you need for your future omega?"

"What kind do you like?"

"Are you pure one? You can't be double, right?"

Song Ke looked at his older sister and smiled again: "If it's pure or not, let that one try it and you'll know." Chen Ming, who is his own driver, his older sister glanced at her brother.

Her elder brother actually used his mobile phone to search for Du Niang under the table. Maybe her brother is too upright. The answer he gave was about the meaning of 1 and 0 in the computer...

Chen Ming couldn't help but burst out laughing, pointing with his finger and still searching Chen Xiao seriously: "What do you think of this kind?" Chen Xiao seemed to understand and didn't seem to understand and looked up at him.

The two of them seemed to be talking about themselves but he didn't understand what they were saying, his old sister was really a foreign sister and couldn't understand what she was saying.

Song Ke looked at him and nodded: "It's okay." Chen Xiao looked at him and looked at his sister, what's okay, he's very okay, okay?

Chen Ming also took a look at her brother: "Are you sure it's high quality and not low quality?" Song Ke was happy when he heard this question:

'High quality and poor quality don't count~'

Chen Xiao: Who am I?where am iWhat are they talking about?I do not understand!

Chen Xiao: Why can't it be... It's a person to have this kind of old girl drag me over and not let me sleep, and let me listen to their birdsong