So handsome, how could he be a cannon fodder

Meng Xuanhong always turned on and forgot to continue the battery life of the soundproof enchantment, causing it to automatically shut down due to low spiritual power.For example, it was in the Zongmen Hall last time, and this time it was on the back of Juanfengying.

In this regard, Meng Xuanhong said that it was not his fault, it was just a habit.

"This world is really too bad." He complained to Zhuang Xiangchen, "Such a small thing like a sound-proof barrier still needs a continuous supply of spiritual power!"

Zhuang Xiangchen said that I couldn't understand what you were talking about at all.

The Juanfengying continued to go upwards, and finally flew out of the layers of dark clouds and came above the clouds.

There are still clouds above the clouds, but they are much whiter and thinner, more like wisps of things, rather than the big balls rolling and rumbling under their feet.

Everyone felt a sense of enlightenment from the bottom of their hearts. The bright sun shone down, and the snow-white wings of the Tornado Eagle were covered with a layer of golden light.It gave a long cry, the cry was full of joy, and the speed of its flight became faster and faster.

Only Zhuang Xiangchen was a little unhappy. He sat down and stretched his legs.For some reason, he felt that he still liked those unlovable Wu Yun Dumplings more.Probably because he is a half-assed Thunder God, he is not afraid of those thick and huge thunder and lightning at all, but can't help but feel kind.

Meng Xuanhong sat beside him without saying a word, but there was a gentle smile in his eyes.

The onlookers said that the sun was too dazzling and the dog's eyes were blind, they all turned their heads and prepared to change a pair before coming back.

Zhuang Xiangchen fell asleep leaning on the shoulder of the person beside him.

I don't know if it's because the last picture before closing his eyes is the red shirt on Meng Xuanhong's body, this time his dream is also full of red.

He seemed to be walking, stumbling.Everything around is just like the scenes in the previous two dreams, and I can't see clearly clearly.What the hell are those red things?And what is he... doing?

Why is there mosaic in this dream? It's not 18x.

Zhuang Xiangchen complained about it, but he still had to trudge on.Obviously it looked like a very spacious place, but in the dream he just stumbled, as if he might fall headlong at any time.

He raised his head in a daze and looked around. There seemed to be no trace of another person in the place covered with mosaics.

He walked more and more slowly, and at last he couldn't walk any longer. He took something in his hand as a crutch, sat down with support, breathed a long sigh of relief, and slowly closed his eyes.

However, at the next moment, as if he was being watched by something dangerous, Zhuang Xiangchen was startled, and suddenly opened his eyes again.

Meng Xuanhong's face was close in front of his eyes, so clear that he could see his dull look in the eyes of the other party who hadn't woken up yet.

"What...?" he asked, "I feel a little weird."

Meng Xuanhong turned his face away, gave him a meaningful look, and then looked away.

This situation is not right.Zhuang Xiangchen's mind finally cleared up a bit.According to the habits of these days, Meng Xuanhong, who saw him waking up at this time, should have a sweet chat with him, and then pester him for a while, even if he couldn't do it because of so many onlookers around him. Order something, but at least it shouldn't be so indifferent!

Zhuang Xiangchen was struck by lightning.

He began to frantically search his memory for the usual reasons and how to deal with it when this happened.

It's okay if you don't check it out. After flipping through the countless love stories in his mind, he felt that he was about to suffocate.

[Story [-]. Pure Love Campus Edition]

Meng Xuanhong's inner activities:

Well, my dear is so cute when she is sleeping, I really want to bully her.If I pretended not to care about him and ignored him on purpose, would he cry? Zhuang Xiangchen's correct way to deal with it:

With a cry of coquettishness, she stamped her feet and turned her head, bit her lower lip, stared at the ground at 45 degrees, and lowered her eyes showing the appearance of crying.Lines None.

ending:

Meng Xuanhong felt distressed and coaxed: "Okay baby, my husband didn't do it on purpose, and I won't bully you again next time."

Zhuang Xiangchen beat each other with fists: "You're the one who bullies me! I won't talk to you anymore!"

Meng Xuanhong begged for mercy, Bi Dong forced a kiss, and the two reconciled.

【Story [-] Revenge of Remnant Love Edition】

Meng Xuanhong's inner activities:

No... Could it be that I really fell in love with him?How can it be?I approached him just for revenge, just to make him fall in love with me and abandon him!No way! (Turns his head in pain, pretending to be indifferent.)

Zhuang Xiangchen's correct way to deal with it:

He pretended to be puzzled on the surface, and immediately put hot water behind his back and cut his wrists to commit suicide.

ending:

It's good to cut the heaven and man apart, but it's not good to cut the mirror and reunite.

[Story [-]: Sadomasochism Substitute Version]

Meng Xuanhong's inner activities:

The way he fell asleep is not at all like the bright moonlight of the cinnabar mole in my heart... When my xxx fell asleep, it was as quiet and beautiful as a painting, like the bright and only one in the dark abyss of my pain Sunshine, how could he be as unpretentious as him!Even if he has the same face... No, he doesn't deserve to have the same face as my xxx!

Zhuang Xiangchen's correct way to deal with it:

Show yourself to be weak and strong/innocent and generous/self-respect and self-love/in short, no matter what it is, it must be healthy and uplifting. It would be better if the cinnabar mole is bright and the moonlight is the same father and the same mother.

Ending 1:

Meng Xuanhong: I'm sorry, my xxx... I fell in love with him, you love me so much, you will definitely bless me in heaven, right?

Ending 2:

When the white lotus returned, Meng Xuanhong finally found the ugly face of the person he once loved, and gave up the other person in pain, hehe.

【Scumbag Version】

Meng Xuanhong's inner activities:

It's not that good, I thought he was quite interesting at first... It's really boring, let's just abandon him.

Zhuang Xiangchen's correct way to deal with it:

Desperately broke up with her, and after leaving, she found that she was pregnant (what?!), and gave birth to a precocious son with an IQ of 250 who looked exactly like Meng Xuanhong, and met Meng Xuanhong again at any place a few years later .

ending:

Meng Xuanhong had an intuition that the child that the man was leading was his own, and secretly conducted a paternity test.However, the son and his own father looked at each other and hated each other, and the three struggled with hundreds of thousands of words.

……

Zhuang Xiangchen: qaq

Sneaking into Meng Xuanhong in his mind: =口=

What rubbish is in your mind!

Meng Xuanhong turned back in a broken state, and tried to make him look at him by breaking his head: "You..."

Everyone was shocked, and the Tornado Hawk uttered a sharp cry, and they arrived.

Zhuang Xiangchen avoided his gaze, pulled his head back from the interrupted opponent's hand in grief, walked around him with tears in his eyes, and got out of the car with the large group.

Meng Xuanhong: "..."

Wait, listen to my explanation!Didn't you automatically ignore the possibility of the first pure love campus version? ! (although it's not like that)

And most importantly, I obviously just want to discuss something with you seriously, okay!

However, Zhuang Xiangchen's back was so gloomy and lifeless that he almost disappeared into the crowd.With his back to the sun, he looked like a rose that was in full bloom and was about to wither.

↑↑↑It doesn't seem to matter whether Tumi or Tumi or Tumi, the important thing is that the author must not make typos.

↑↑If you make a mistake, please believe that this is called "Tongjiazi".

↑The author is very literary (ass), really.

Meng Xuanhong chased after him.

"Wait, listen to me..." He grabbed the other party's sleeve.

"Okay, everyone be quiet now." Sect Leader Guan said loudly, and by the way, used a group silence technique.

Meng Xuanhong: "..."

Tears rolled in Zhuang Xiangchen's eyes, and he said with his lips: Let's break up.

Meng Xuanhong was struck by lightning.

No!He replied firmly with his lips.

Zhuang Xiangchen lowered his head silently.

Sure enough, he said "yes" so resolutely and decisively.

He really... doesn't love me anymore qaq.

Meng Xuanhong, who was still spying on Zhuang Dashen's inner world: I said no! ! ! ! !no! ! ! ! ! !No! ! ! ! ! ! !If you don't pass the lip language, don't show it off, okay? ! ! ! !Promise me ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !

He couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the other person's shoulders, raised his chin and performed the stunt of "truth, good face is justice, domineering president, evil charm, madness, strong kiss".

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" All the single dogs around exploded in an instant.

"Nice job!"

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"Time, time! Where did the timekeeper go!"

"If you're a man, you have to kiss for 24 hours!"

"↑↑↑ There are only twelve hours in a day, how did you learn about your history upstairs (huh)."

Head Guan holding the dog (lang): "..."

Forget it, you're still a big-headed ghost, let them quarrel.

After the kiss was over, Meng Xuanhong raised his head and gazed affectionately at the shy and timid little person in front of him who looked like a delicate flower.

"Why don't you believe me." He sighed and stretched out an arm, leaning against the tree trunk behind Zhuang Xiangchen, half-circling him in his arms, "You..."

Zhuang Xiangchen wiped his mouth, interrupted him with a smile, "Kissing skills are good, she really deserves to be the number one beauty in the fairy world, but why didn't you have Mengpo soup in your mouth this time?"

Meng Xuanhong: =mouth=