So handsome, how could he be a cannon fodder

"Come on."

"No date, male lead, we don't have a date!"

"Come on, I'll sit here for two or three days anyway, I'm so bored to death."

"I'm not bored thank you, I want to see the scenery."

"Oh, then you can continue to look at your scenery, I can come alone."

"...Go away!"

"Aww? (Father, second brother, can't you sit still? Why are you shaking all the time, why don't I slow down?)"

"..."

The giant wolf was affirmed by Meng Xuanhong, so he ran even slower.

Zhuang Xiangchen: "..."

Don't say it's my 108g Zhuang Xiangchen's son who is so pure!

Although his 108g is full of bg movies like old and wet, one can teach how to do it.None of the basics.

The new version of Meng Xuanhong doesn't look weak at all in the book, he is very capable, in various senses, he can almost be awarded a gold medal for his hard work.And Zhuang Xiangchen went from sternly refusing at the beginning, to half-push and half-accept later, and then he wanted to accept but refused, and finally worked hand in hand with him, which was just a week's work.

The reason it was only a week was because they had already arrived at the Baihe faction.

Then Zhuang Xiangchen remembered: "How do I get in?"

"Go in." Meng Xuanhong said indifferently, "With your mental strength, you still can't fool a mere Baihe sect's sect formation? The disciples inside don't have to worry, anyway, the inner sect and the core disciples are closed. It's been several years, let alone the elders of the Jindan stage."

"But can I look like an elder?" Zhuang Xiangchen smiled wryly.

"It doesn't matter." Meng Xuanhong replied, "There are also some perverts among the elders, who study how to look young and look young all day long."

Zhuang Xiangchen: "..."

Sure enough, if a man can't get it, it's a cinnabar mole on his heart, and if he gets it, it's mosquito blood on the wall!Do you mean to tell me to be a pervert!

"Okay, okay." Meng Xuanhong comforted him, "It doesn't matter what others think of you, as long as I know you are good."

Zhuang Xiangchen's answer to this question was to roll his eyes.He was able to recruit so many attacking kings and get them all when he was in charge, so he was expected to be single-minded?Hmph, why not raise a sow and let it learn how to climb trees.

Meng Xuanhong knew what he was thinking when he saw his expression, but he didn't explain it, instead he narrowed his eyes and smiled strangely.

Zhuang Xiangchen took advantage of his mental power which surpassed that of the cultivators in this place, and he successfully bypassed the identification of the Zongmen formation, and easily entered the Baihe sect's mountain gate.And the disciples who came and went nearby did not have the slightest suspicion, they just glanced at him secretly, and then turned their heads away quickly as if they saw some scourge, and dawdled away.

Zhuang Xiangchen was speechless, while Meng Xuanhong sat behind him giggling.The giant wolf only slowed down for a moment while passing through the Zongmen formation, and then started running again, like a silver lightning flashing across the mountains, arousing the envy and hatred of countless people wherever it went.After all, the Baihe faction is not a first-class sect, and even some elders of the Jindan stage don't have spirit beasts, let alone a silver giant wolf like Zhuang Yi, who is as imposing and domineering as Zhuang Yi.

Meng Xuanhong has been used to this look for so many years, driving the giant wolf to Suiliu Peak as if no one else was there.Zhuang Xiangchen was an otaku, but he still couldn't accept it. Under the baptism of such a huge gaze, he was so stiff that he didn't even dare to move.

"Don't be so nervous, Brother Zhuang~" Meng Xuanhong happily did something bad, and said, "Just treat them as carrots."

Zhuang Xiangchen: "..."

The giant wolf stepped onto the landing platform of Suiliu Peak, turned and ran towards the top of the mountain.The bamboo forest on the top of the mountain is still so dense, as if it has not changed in more than ten years.The bamboo huts were still the same three. Although there was no dust on one of them, it could be seen that no one had lived in it for a long time.The other two rooms didn't know if it was his illusion, but Zhuang Xiangchen always felt that they were a little far away.

"Who is it?" The door of one of the bamboo huts opened, and a man in white came out and asked, "It's so early...oh, Junior Brother Meng...hahahaha...you're busy and I haven't woken up yet..."

With a bang, he fled back into the house as if he had seen a ghost, and locked the door.After a while, I only heard the sound of dragging things from inside. It sounded like the other party should have dragged his bed over and blocked the door.

Zhuang Xiangchen asked with a strange look: "You didn't attack him at night, did you?"

"How is it possible?" Meng Xuanhong hurriedly explained, "He is a lowly creature... no, I only beat him a few times at most."

这是要揍过几次才能让一个信奉“打是亲骂是爱实在不行用脚踹”的深情忠犬攻一对你如同对待洪水猛兽啊擦！When I saw you just now, it was as if my tongue was about to be bitten off!

But in this way, there are a total of six attacks, and now the first and third attacks have been resolved?

"There's Gong [-]." Meng Xuanhong moved closer to him and said, "If you dare to snatch something from me in the secret realm, one time is not enough for him to die."

. ...So, the attack and the second attack have already failed?Zhuang Xiangchen mourned for 2 minutes, and then suddenly realized that the remaining three attackers were the ones who should be silently mourned the most.

As a domineering president, Gong Si didn't just rob things, he robbed the male lead.

However, when I met him in the original text, the male protagonist's cultivation was only at the early stage of foundation establishment, and he was at the elementary level of the four golden elixir, which was a whole level higher.This time, the cultivation base of the fourth attack should not have changed, but Zhuang Xiangchen has already felt the fluctuation of the spiritual power of the Nascent Soul Stage on the male lead.

Nascent Soul Stage hits Golden Core Stage, to put it bluntly, you can be stabbed to death with your little finger.

Gong Wu is not a good bird in the original text, he is a playboy type, before meeting the male lead, in order to numb his enemy, he pretended to be a good-for-nothing dandy and flirted all day long, but in the end he was pecked by geese, and someone gave him It's spring.Medicine wants to seduce him.He escaped from attacking five escapes, but the medicine didn't cure him, so he just dragged a passing beauty to solve it.

This beauty is the hero, and Gongwu... is also a golden core.

This person doesn't even need to think about it, he is dead.

The final attack six is ​​a similar one.Eight out of ten out of ten Cultivation Books will appear in the same thing as the "grandfather in the ring", but he is not old, but young and handsome.In the original text, the male protagonist bought it at an auction, because everyone didn't know what it was, and the price was not expensive.

"Oh, that's right." Zhuang Xiangchen suddenly asked the people around him, "The auction should have already been held, did you buy it?"

"What auction?" Meng Xuanhong asked.

"It's the attacking six."

"Oh." Meng Xuanhong thought for a while and said, "I forgot."

Very good, now there is no more attack six.

Zhuang Xiangchen had another dream.

This time is different from the last dream, it is no longer the misty pavilion, but the riverside of Huangquan River in the underworld, beside the Sansheng Stone.The rolling dark river passes under the stone bridge, and the flowers on the other side of the river are blooming.He was wearing a bright red groom's outfit that looked like an ancient one, but he didn't wear a hat, and he didn't have a tall horse or a beautiful bride by his side. He just squatted on the ground and cried loudly.

While crying, he said: "I have suffered all my life. I have no father at the age of three, and my mother is married at the age of five. I can only live by watching the faces of my relatives since I was a child. When I grow up, I still rely on writing a little porn. Wen is struggling to survive. , finally married a daughter-in-law, seeing that life is about to get better, why did he fall to his death like this!"

Granny Meng was standing beside him, and Zhuang Xiangchen didn't look up and couldn't see her expression. She took a ladle made of stone and knocked on the cauldron of Po Meng's soup, and said, "Look at you! In my previous life, I don’t feel that this life is suffering.”

Zhuang Xiangchen looked up and found that he was a eunuch in his previous life.

Gone.

Zhuang Xiangchen woke up crying immediately.

"What's the matter?" Meng Xuanhong was sleeping next to him, stretched his arms around him and asked, "Why are you still crying in your sleep?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." .”

Meng Xuanhong: "...Pfft."

"You're still laughing!" Zhuang Xiangchen complained, "Do you still have a conscience, Boss!"

"How do you talk?" Meng Xuanhong lazily rolled over and pressed him down, "It's scumbag, baby~ Remember it."

The little bamboo house creaked and creaked.

I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen... Gong Yi tremblingly buried his head in the quilt, trying not to show even a hair of his whole body.God, Buddha, let this rubbish article end soon, what kind of broken plot is the weak subject turned into a general attack, let alone the gentle and beautiful general subject who is easy to overthrow, even my life will be lost.

The spring night is short and the day is high, and since then the king will not go to court early.

Zhuang Xiangchen is not Concubine Yang, and Meng Xuanhong is not the emperor, but he has already felt the deep helplessness and hatred contained in this poem.

"The sun is up, you bastard!"

"Oh, wait a little longer."

"..."

"It's already noon, you bastard!"

"Oh, how about just a little while? I'll try to hurry up."

"..."

"The sun is already going down, you bastard!"

"Oh, let's just get up tomorrow."

"..."

Zhuang Xiangchen directly kicked him off the bed.