So handsome, how could he be a cannon fodder

In this way, Zhuang Xiangchen continued to live a heartless, boring and happy life.

Being a river, apart from being a bit boring under normal circumstances, the rest of the place is pretty good.Unlike when he was a wild wolf, what natural enemies would a river have?Did it burst?That's just going the other way.Although it is indeed possible to be polluted by humans, it is also humans that are harmful, not himself.He has no nose, and he can't smell the pungent smell of black sewage, so he will continue to flow as he wants.At this time, his soul power spread extremely fast, from the small stream formed by melting snow water at the source to the river flowing into the sea at the end, as long as he was willing, his "soul" could reach it in an instant.

However, Zhuang Xiangchen couldn't feel the use of this stunt. The only advantage was that he could see the live spring he discovered in a more timely manner.palace...

Winter goes to spring and comes again. He flows through high mountains and snowy ridges, and also flows through Jiaan peach blossoms. There are always many villages and even prosperous capitals where he flows. The water of the Canglang River treats all life equally, regardless of Small grasses are still big trees, hares and antelopes are still wolves and tigers, he raises almost all creatures in the watershed, so he is called...

mother river.

Zhuang Xiangchen: "..."

Mother, you sister, I am the leader!Can't you call me father?

↑↑↑Which father is still responsible for breastfeeding.

Just when he thought that this kind of life would last for a long time, he could continue to enjoy the leisurely and noisy stream every day, and watch the pictures of beautiful men and women coming out of the bath for a while, or watch a few live springs.When he was in the palace, the plot came too fast like a tornado, which directly covered his face with blood.

He saw the male lead, just upstream of the Canglang River, where a large area of ​​beautiful peach trees grew, and it was even more like a dream when the peach blossoms were in full bloom in early spring.Although it goes deep into the forest and there are many wild beasts, it still can't hold back many lovers who pursue romance and come here to make an appointment for life.

On weekdays, Zhuang Xiangchen also likes to hang out in this place the most.The incidence of sexual intercourse is also the highest in the whole basin. Sometimes a couple comes, and even several couples can be seen having sex at one time.Especially at night, don't mention how affectionate.adjusted.

But he never thought that he would see Meng Xuanhong in this kind of place, hugging a handsome man in black, with an ambiguous look on his face.The red and black clothes overlap, and when the spring breeze blows, they rise up mixedly, and the peach blossoms are scattered, which is as beautiful as a painting.

According to Zhuang Xiangchen, he has been stealing for many years.Based on the experience of peeping, there is a 90.00% chance that they will bite each other here, and there is a 60.00% chance that they will hit each other directly.

Zhuang Xiangchen was completely outraged, he just felt his mind went blank, and the next moment, the whole river was churning, and big waves crashed towards the shore, hitting the heads of the two who were approaching fiercely.

How dare you f*ck talk about the little brat I worked so hard to raise!See if I can't kill you! ! !

With a sound of "Boom--", the two of them were all drowned, their clothes clinging to their bodies, even if they were nothing at first, they looked like they already had something.

Meng Xuanhong: "..."

The man in black: "..."

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then get lost!

[Calm down, host...how about giving you an extra chopstick today? 】"Shut up." Zhuang Xiangchen said with fire in his eyes, "I think I'm about to cultivate the legendary fire in water, so why not be so calm? If I don't kill this guy, he won't be called Canglanghe! Wow~ "

↑↑↑The only effect of practice is to change the ending "..." into "~", but it seems more like what to do if you are acting cute.

↑↑Therefore, cultivation is useless, and it is better to finish it quickly.

↑ Don't talk nonsense upstairs.

On the other side of the bank, the two people had already reacted.Meng Xuanhong drew back the arm held by the other party as if nothing had happened, and looked back at the tumbling water.In the moonless days, although there are still a few sparse stars left, the river surface still presents a thick black color.Even in the dark, the strength of the cultivators is no different from that in the daytime, so they can feel that the river water seems to be suppressing something ominously.

"This is really... a bad time." Meng Xuanhong took the lead to look away, pulled his wet sleeves and smiled, "Brother Gao, I wanted to try the method of spiritual power fusion with you, but this time I can't do it. Why don't we make an appointment on another day."

The man he called "Brother Gao" frowned, looked at the river and said, "This wave is not right."

Of course something is wrong, even if there is wind at this time, it is not very strong, and the river is even more calm, how could there be such a big wave all of a sudden?Unless it is a monster.

But the monster clan has always hated human beings, and almost put on a posture of immortality when they see it, so how could they just lazily slap the waves over like this, which is more like a prank than hostility?

If Zhuang Xiangchen could hear what the man in black was thinking at this moment, he would definitely be gnashing his teeth again.lazy?mischief?What else can I do with a river besides making waves!Did it burst?If I had the ability to break the embankment, the river bank would not be built so low.

"I know." Meng Xuanhong explained, "Brother Gao also knows that I have been away all year round, and I have recognized many monsters and spirits. This one in the river is one of them. The big wave just now... I am afraid he misunderstood."

What did you misunderstand?He purposely kept it vague and didn't say anything, making Zhuang Xiangchen, who was eavesdropping, even more angry.

"I didn't expect Brother Meng to befriend even the ferocious monster clan. He is indeed a famous young talent of this generation." Hearing this, the man in black blushed for some reason, and he tried his best to control the situation. Don't look at the drenched body of the red-clothed man across the way, but he hesitated and said, "Well, that, I..."

How dare you confess your love in public!Zhuang Xiangchen was about to explode with anger, if it wasn't for fear of having the opposite effect as before, for example, the two of them were sucked into the water sinking up and down while clasping their hands while breathing with their mouths... He would have been the second The waves hit it!

"Of course." Meng Xuanhong smiled, and before the man in black was happy, he continued, "How can Brother Gao and I be like the kind of people who have the habit of breaking sleeves? Men are yang, and the two are not compatible." Dao, those who have become monks and have broken sleeves, how can they go far on the road of cultivating immortals?"

After saying a few words, the original redness on the face of the man in black has completely faded away, replaced by a pale face.

"En, um." He hesitated, "Of course... how can a person like Brother Meng, who is astonishingly talented, like Longyang like those people who have no ambitions?"

He himself labeled himself a death penalty, and left in a daze, even forgetting to make an appointment with Meng Xuanhong for the next meeting.In the original text, Gong San is the most forbearing and restrained one. He has liked the hero for many years, but because he is worried that he doesn't like Long Yang, he won't even be able to be friends by then, so he dares not cross that line. It took more than 200 years to confess to him.

↑↑↑It can be seen that the brain is straight. At that time, there were four or five of the male protagonist's attack.

But this time he seems to have lost even this chance after more than 200 years.Meng Xuanhong's refusal was extremely thorough, and he directly cut off the crush's crush from the very beginning without leaving any sympathy.

That's it?Zhuang Xiangchen felt a little stunned, seeing which Gongjun in the article was not obedient to the hero's words, and was reluctant to leave his side for a while, but this time, with just a few ordinary words, the other party just let go?

However, he soon couldn't care about this matter. Meng Xuanhong watched the man in black leave, but he had no intention of leaving.He turned around unintentionally and walked towards the river.His slender hands rested on the neckline, and with a slight force on his fingers, he slowly untied his soaked coat, loosened the ribbons that bound his hair, and then...

What is the heroine doing? !

He he he wants to take a bath here? !

In an instant the whole river stopped flowing.

But Meng Xuanhong seemed to have not seen this vision, and still walked forward unhurriedly, wearing only a thin white underclothes, and his naked eyes.Stepping into the river, her long hair floated slightly on the surface of the water, and her fair skin was submerged in the clear river water, revealing a somewhat moist halo.

Zhuang Xiangchen was dumbfounded. He intuitively felt that there was something wrong with this situation, but the current situation was completely beyond his tolerance. His IQ and EQ were all off the line, and it was like freezing, not even a splash would stop.

He really is taking a shower here.

Meng Xuanhong's bathing speed seems to be particularly slower than others, and his movements are slow and elegant, with a great sense of beauty.Zhuang Xiangchen is just a river, and doesn't have such a high-end sensory existence as a "nose", otherwise the whole river will be sprayed red.

More importantly, as the soul of a river, the water here is equivalent to his body in a sense.Meng Xuanhong has been staying in the river all the time, that is to say, staying in his body. He can clearly feel every movement of the other party, even every flutter of hair.

Zhuang Xiangchen: "Let me die..."

The river is simply not allowed to live!

[Drip, the medical version of the system mall sells sterile cotton swabs, please ask the host... Oh no, you can't use it, host. 】Zhuang Xiangchen didn't even hear what the system was saying in his mind. He just watched the other party slowly get out of the water. .With black hair hanging down his back, he even remembered the sound of water rolling off him when the man stepped onto the shore.

Meng Xuanhong took out the flying sword from the storage bag, which was also of the wind type, but it was obviously not the one given by his senior brother.He landed lightly on it and disappeared by the river in an instant.

Zhuang Xiangchen slowly turned the river over, over again, over again, over again...

and many more!

What did the hero say to Gong San at the beginning? "This is a spirit I recognize"...In the original text, Shan Linghan was reborn at the time of his rebirth, and before that, how could there be any soul in this river?Who else could he recognize?

I knew who Lao Tzu was by rubbing him!

Then he followed Gong San to this place to "practice"!Still taking a slow bath here!Wearing a dress and still wearing it is so ecstasy, it's like a striptease!And deliberately showing that indescribable expression!

...Meng Xuanhong, you fucking tease me! ! ! ! !