How do you explain that you are just a coser?

After eating the tempura, Shi Ze still chose to take the first-level curse to go to the high school. Gojo Satoru jumped on the curse curiously, but the curse was too scared to move, and refused to get up on the ground.

"Restrain yourself!" Shi Ze was so angry that he kicked Gojo Wujo, "I haven't played enough, don't scare me to death, but I found out that there are not many curses such as first-level special grades. A toy still takes time, so I don't want it!"

Wujo Wu's 1.9-meter tall man huddled into a ball, feeling aggrieved. "What can I do, this curse is too weak!"

"Nonsense, of course I know he is weak, but if you scare him to death, will you give me a mount?" Shi Ze stared at Gojo Satoru, as if the other party dared to do it if he promised him.

"...Can I go to school first?" Fu Heihui stopped helplessly, "You two, are you five or six years old?"

"It's almost the same, it's all..." Maki swallowed the second half of the sentence, and she could tell that whether it was Gojo Satoru or Ishizawa, they all looked at this temporary mount as if they were looking at Lubie's yellow hair falling in autumn Leaves, if Shi Ze hadn't kept them for playing now, then this first-level curse would be like garbage on the ground, and if you step on it, you will be disgusted and get in the way.

Shi Ze looked at Maki, "Of course it's in the way. Apart from a few interesting existences, this kind of weak guy is ugly and an eyesore. Don't you feel sick when you see this?"

"Super disgusting!" Gojo Satoru nodded in agreement.

"Is the super class so disgusting?" Shi Ze had a cheated expression on his face, aggrieved, "Tell me the super class in this world is fun, that's why I came here!"

Was Shi Ze really deceived?Don't make trouble, it's not that he hasn't read the mantra and return, this time he came here because he understood what he needs to do, as for what Shi Ze said before, he didn't lie?Ahem, Shi Ze never said that, cheating is not the same thing as lying.

"Do you want me to help you clean up those who lied to you?" Gojo Satoru raised his hand very kindly, and he was very obedient.

"...Squint-eyed black fox Maomao is still in his hands." Shi Ze said lightly, "But ah, only the soul, the body was stolen, otherwise I will let the squint-eyed cat take me to play Already!"

Wujo Satoru's momentum erupted instantly, and the first-level curse could not bear it and was distorted and disappeared.

Shi Ze landed easily, "Ah, you broke my new toy!"

"What's the matter with the body being stolen?" Gojo Satoru was very angry now, Xia Youjie's body was placed by him himself, and now someone is trying to trick his friend.

"Go and see, don't you know?" Shi Ze put his arms around his chest, solemn and serious. When Shi Ze's face is expressionless, no one will doubt his identity and strength, nor will he doubt what he said , It's almost like, the gods don't bother to lie.

Gojo Satoru disappeared in an instant, Shi Ze's mouth curled up into a strange smile, he reached out and took out a glass ball, the black cat inside the glass ball flicked its tail, "I really didn't notice you!"

The black cat rolled its eyes, stretched out its paw and tapped on the glass wall.

"No, you can't come out now, unless you want to use the body of a child." Shi Ze shook his head, "But if you use the body of a five or six-year-old child, Gojo Satoru will happily record your dark history, right?"

The black cat was stiff all over, and looked at Shi Ze, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and decisively rolled himself into a ball and buried his head in it, making it clear that he didn't want to deal with Shi Ze.

"Hey? Don't ignore me! It's too much! I didn't steal your body!" Shi Ze angrily stretched out his hand to poke the glass ball, which meant that you would treat you like a glass bead if you didn't apologize.

Gou Juan and Panda looked at Maki at the same time, and Maki stepped forward on the black line, "Is this Xia Youjie?"

"Soul, to be precise, my reward for coming to this world. Of course, if Gojo Satoru plays with me well, I will give him this black cat!" Shi Ze said cheerfully, as if sharing with a child. own toys.

There was a knocking sound from the glass ball, and the black cat was staring at Shi Ze.

"I said no, you really want to use your five or six-year-old body to come out and move around? But I don't want to hug you, it's so heavy!" Shi Zeli said confidently, "Other people always carry me on their backs, so I don't want to hug you you go!"

The black cat and the black line gestured for height with its two paws.

Shi Ze stared at Black Mao Mao gloomyly, "I can make you shorter than me~"

The black cat squatted obediently for a moment, and even stretched out a front paw to beckon.

"Hahaha, you are worthy of being Gojo Satoru's best friend!" Same shameless!Shi Ze was amused, "Okay, okay, I really can't let you out now, otherwise you will only be trapped in the body of a five or six-year-old child, the body made for the first time is the most suitable, or You want to go back to that body that has been tampered with after death?"

Black Maomao shook his head resolutely, he knew he could regain his own body, just like what Shi Ze said, no one knows what Brainstorm did to Xia Youjie's body, or just destroy it .

Polygonum cuspidatum Youren probed, "Is this a human? Or is it the same as Su Nuo?"

"It's a human, but I have to wait until I make a body for him. Well, do you know about Onmyoji? It will look like a shikigami." Shi Ze explained, "But he will have the original thinking and abilities, except for the body. Except for what I made, it is no different from the original."

"...Are you really human?" Fu Heihui was very skeptical. Being able to make a human body is simply the ability of resurrection.

"I am!" Shi Ze said as a matter of course, he is of course a human being, so there is no doubt about it, "I am an ordinary human being!"

"You are like this, I seem to have heard Wujo Wu say that he is an ordinary person." Fu Heihui rarely called Wujo Wu by his full name, but it was because he subconsciously complained about Shi Ze.

Because Gojo Satoru pulled out their mounts, it was Yidizhi who finally called a car to take them back to school.

"Hello, visitor from another world. I am the principal of the High School of Conjuration, Noctua Masato." Principal Noctua was waiting at the door. Although Yi Dizhi did not receive Wujo Wu, Wujo Wu sent Noctua a message before leaving , Edogawa Ranpo, or Ishizawa, has the same power as Gojo Satoru. This is still a judgment under the condition that Ishizawa has not done anything.

"Hello, I'm Edogawa Ranpo from the Armed Detective Agency, you can just call me Ishizawa." Ishizawa has an older brother who is a serious diplomat, so he has perfect etiquette, not to mention that Commander Ranpo has already Get used to negotiating with all kinds of people.

"Then, can I ask Mr. Ishizawa's reason for coming?" Noctua went straight to the point. When Ishizawa was talking with Gojo Satoru, all three of the second graders sent messages to Noctua, so Noctua probably understood Shi Ze's temper is best treated the same as Gojo Satoru.

"I want to ask you this." Shi Ze laughed, "It was your world that invited me to come here, not what I wanted to come here!"

"Do you know that your world split into a future of destruction?" Shi Ze's eyes were sharp, and the complete rationality in the fully opened green eyes made people feel frightened. These are the eyes of a god.

"Future?" It was Gojo Satoru who spoke, and he was sure that Shi Ze must know about Xia Youjie after rushing back.

"The future is changing all the time, but in this world of yours, the probability of destruction is constantly increasing." Shi Ze was helpless. It was his first official job, so in order not to overturn the car, he had better be serious. "My duty is to keep the world functioning normally, don't destroy it easily because of some weird things."

That's what I said, but Shi Ze's face was unhappy, "But! This should be my responsibility after death, and this world is not within the scope of my mission! I was deceived, and I clearly told me the curse of this world It's very fun, and there will be two big cats playing with me, so I'm here!"

Looking at the angry Shi Ze, Principal Ye Moth couldn't raise his vigilance. He even felt powerless like when he was teaching Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie. This is another problem child!

"I'm not as troublesome as they are!" Shi Ze protested, "At least I didn't demolish the school!"

Gojo Satoru stared at Shi Ze for a while, "What did you tear down to make you be targeted by the world?"

Shi Ze smiled, "How about tearing you down?"

"Would you like to try?" Wujo Gojo was eager to try, it was rare to meet a person of comparable strength, and he was very happy to fight Shi Ze.

"No, I'm a fan of brains and I hate fighting." Shi Ze shook his head decisively. He is not a fighting fanatic. It is because the game is not fun or the snacks are not delicious. Why would he fight with Wu Tiao Mao Mao?

"Alas..." Gojo Satoru froze instantly, like a cat whose ball of yarn had been taken away.

"Want to know about the black fox cat?" Shi Ze took the initiative to ask, "I don't know where the other party is. After all, I just came here, but aren't you very powerful? Can't find anyone?"

"It's so good at hiding." Gojo Wu's eyes were full of anger. His friend's body was stolen and he was completely angered. If he couldn't find the right owner, he would be able to rush to kill that daring bastard right now.

"I can help." Shi Ze smiled and took out the black cat's glass beads, "And you didn't notice it at such a close distance, eh~ that's too much!"

"...Huh?" Gojo Satoru quickly reached out and took off the blindfold, staring at the black cat inside the glass bead, with the corners of his mouth raised, "Can the phone take pictures?"

"Of course!" Shi Ze nodded, holding up a palm-sized glass bead, "I made a real thing, how could it not be photographed?"

The black cat pressed its paw against the glass wall, its eyes showed killing intent, obviously saying, don't run away when he comes out!

Wujo Wucai didn't care, he took out his mobile phone instantly, and took a picture of the smiling Ishizawa with the glass beads he held in both hands, and the black fox cat that was completely fried inside the glass beads, and it was ten consecutive photos. shoot!

The author has something to say: Ishi Ze: I took the script of the gods this time?

Black Cat: Did you forget that you said you could bring me back from the dead?

Ishizawa: ...Why is there a script for each world?Don't add messy characters to me!

Of course Ishizawa has seen the mantra, have you forgotten, Dazai cosplayer also said that he wants to cosplay Gojo Satoru and Tsurumaru Kuninaga

Small theater of the troupe (already released, don’t bring it into the text):

One day when Fukuzawa cos returned to the dormitory in the middle of the night after work, he heard a strange voice. He hesitated for a moment and knocked on Shizawa's door helplessly: It's already twelve o'clock, and you're still awake?

The one who opened the door was Ayatsuji cos: They had an accident...

Fuze cos was puzzled, and took a look with his head. A group of three-year-old kids were playing and messing around, and then they stopped together to look back at Fuze cos

Fuze cos took a step back: what happened

The only normal Ayatsuji cos: they took Asakawa Mo's tricks, and then that little Dazai on Asakawa Mo's side dragged everyone down in one fell swoop, and now both troupes are like this

Fukuzawa cos was silent for a moment, then left suddenly, and Fukuzawa cos, who returned to Ishizawa's room after a while, was holding a SLR worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in his hand.

Shi Three-year-old Ze: ...Brother, your image is gone, and now you must be 100% compatible with Mori Ogai, but the master next door, Asakawa Mo, probably wants to kill you

感谢在2021-04-2413:46:10~2021-04-2520:05:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Prayer for peace, clean starry sky 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: …………… 4 bottles; Ming 2 bottles; Dazai Maomao 1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!