How do you explain that you are just a coser?
Chapter 7 Weird
"Do you want to know what Mr. Ranpo is talking about?" Osamu Dazai changed his face in a second, and floated beside Atsushi Nakajima to provide an explanation very kindly.
"What Shi Ze is talking about is that he bought seven donuts, but the one who eats three at a time is Mr. Ranpo, so when the president wants to scold someone, he will definitely scold Mr. Ranpo, and what Mr. Ranpo is saying is, things Shi Ze bought it, so the president will definitely scold Shi Ze first."
Atsushi Nakajima's eyes were dead, and he always felt that it would be better if he didn't understand. Didn't Mr. Dazai really drag him into the water on purpose?Hearing that two Mr. Ranpo blamed each other, would it really not be settled by Qiuhou?
"We're not so narrow-minded!" The two Ranpos were arguing, but it didn't prevent them from receiving the messages around them. For Dazai Osamu's deliberate misleading, the two Ranpos didn't take it seriously. Anyway, it wasn't the first time Dazai did it.
"So, what do you want me to do?" Shi Ze himself ate two donuts, and he really had no position to stop Ranbu from eating three, and he did try to blame Ranbu, did he buy the donuts? Wrong, but he was separated out, and it is not his fault that he will be scolded for disorderly steps later. Recently, because of Ishizawa's daily exercise, Fukuzawa Yukichi also attaches great importance to the exercise of disorderly steps. After all, there is a dog here Ranbu no lazy daily workout anymore.
Ranbu will help block Shize, which is probably the main reason.
"Go back and divide the scope of our affairs." Ranbu casually gave a reason. Originally, it was just because Dazai said that if he didn't get him back, he might be abducted by the Supernatural Secret Service Division. Although Ranbu believed that he chose You won't change places after you leave Butei, but!Who knows if Shi Ze will have a whim to take a part-time job at his original job?Ranpo believes that with his own bad taste, it is not impossible for this kind of thing to happen.
"..." Shi Ze looked at Ranbu, "Can I have some snacks when I'm cheating?"
"Anyway, it's not that you can't see it." Luanbu didn't care, he just needed to make sure that Shi Ze hadn't been abducted.
"Tsk." Shi Ze was dissatisfied with Luanbu's laziness, but this is Luanbu, what else can he do, his favorite male god is younger than himself, so he can only pamper him.
"...Don't keep talking about my age!" Luanbu caught Shi Ze's expression that was flying past, "Obviously you are not much older than me!"
"Oh." Ishizawa just smiled, not to mention his age, as far as his mental age is at most [-] years old, Atsushi Nakajima is more mature than Ranpo.
"Hey! I saw it!" Of course, Ranbu knew that Shi Ze did it on purpose. After all, Shi Ze's expression management is in place. Although it is very relaxing to be with Butei, many subconscious instincts are not so easy to change. .
Ishizawa, who has even learned from the etiquette teacher of Fukuzawa's cos family in order to appear in a stage play, has long been used to expression management. It's really embarrassing to laugh in stage plays, especially occasionally your little friends like to play in stage plays When I make you laugh with parallax.
Shi Ze wanted to laugh when he thought of all kinds of troubles during the rehearsal of the stage play. Although he would not mess up during the official performance, there were a lot of troubles during the rehearsal with makeup. .
"Who do you remember? Could it be Mr. Hat again?" Luanbu was suspicious. This time, Shi Ze revealed very little information, but he knew it was a good memory, the kind that would make him smile warmly when he remembered it.
"...It's Tanizaki." Shi Ze thought for a while, and said honestly, "He is also very noisy occasionally."
Tanizaki’s cosplay is just a freshman. He is a lively and athletic boy. He has joined the theater troupe for three years. He is Ishizawa’s neighbor. He loves to play with Ishizawa and Fukuzawa cos since he was a child. Joining the troupe is also a part-time job. Fukuzawa will take care of Tanizaki Cos results and daily life, as a reward for teaching homework, Tanizaki’s mother often cooks a big pot of soup at one time to add meals to everyone in the stage play. Every time Tanizaki’s mother is happily sent away, a lot of people want to cry Touching the fat he had grown without tears, he was driven to the gym by the helpless Kunikida Asama.
"The soup made by Tanizaki's mother is very delicious. Since Tanizaki joined us, whenever Tanizaki's mother is free, she will cook a big pot of soup and send it over. After sending Tanizaki's mother away, everyone will beat each other and say that the other party has gained a few pounds." Shi There is a gentle smile in Ze's eyes. There are two old foxes, Fukuzawa cos and Mori Ogai cos, in their theater troupe. They have strictly checked the candidates from the beginning of the selection, so the atmosphere is very good, but it is a pity that the atmosphere of these two is a bad friend. If there are foreign opponents, then they must be unanimous, but if they are peaceful in daily life, then it is fun to record the opponent's black history. You can imagine the scene where two Mori Ogai dig each other. If you don't run fast, you will be affected. After all Whether it was intentional or not, only the two old foxes knew.
"Let's go back and let Kunikida learn how to make soup!" Ranpo decisively put the next president in a trap, isn't it the president's responsibility to leave important members for Butei!
As for why he didn't go to cheat the president and turn his head at random, his disciples can do such trivial things for him.
"...Don't bully Kunikida too much." Ishizawa can't laugh or cry, there is always a scene in the theater troupe who bullies Ango every day. The logistics manager is actually the most severely squeezed object. Ango will chase and kill troupe members with props and knives. In the scenes with a relatively high exit rate in the tidbits, where there is oppression, there is resistance?Haha, after Ango's resistance, there are still a lot of things to do.
Ishizawa didn't want to discuss these matters anymore, he dragged them back to Butei, looked back at Osamu Dazai, 'Did you find out? '
Osamu Dazai smiled, 'What a surprise. '
'It's nothing surprising, there are many special people in this world. "Ishizawa no longer looks at Osamu Dazai. I am afraid that Ranpo is an ordinary person without supernatural powers. I am afraid that only Ranpo himself does not know."
Luanbu looked at a question mark on Shi Ze's head, as if asking what's the matter again, Shi Ze shook his head with a smile, and didn't tell you anything!
Luanbu turned his head angrily and didn't intend to touch Shize again.
Shi Ze looked at Ranbu thoughtfully, he ignored all the clues at this time, as expected, Luanbu had already noticed it, and was deceiving himself.
Shi Ze raised his head and looked at the pedestrians who walked up and down the road as if they were staring at various narration bubbles. Well, if you have been living in this kind of world, it’s not bad to deceive yourself. rule.
"Don't think of anything strange!" Ranbu was very sensitive to Shi Ze's occasional bad taste, and really wondered if it could be regarded as a subtle connection between peers.
'Don't add settings to me, I'm really just an ordinary cos' Today Shi Ze is still powerless to defend~
In the next few days, Atsushi Nakajima was assigned to do odd jobs. As an attack-type superhuman with unlimited potential, Atsushi Nakajima's role in Butei was to do odd jobs. Although it was wasteful, the three top mental workers over there were now Playing flying chess boredly, Atsushi Nakajima thought that he would just do odd jobs.
"There is a new case, Mr. Ranpo, Mr. Ishizawa, who among you would like to take a look?" Kunikida just answered a phone call. After receiving the email and printing it out, he sorted out the documents and put them in front of the three of Ishizawa. table, did not interfere with the three of them playing flying chess.
"It looks familiar..." Shi Ze flipped through the file, "It's kind of weird, but there shouldn't be such a thing in your world. Maybe someone has awakened a similar ability."
"What's weird?" Dazai Osamu had already read the information when Ishizawa was flipping through it, "Irregular killings? Why did these few people survive?"
This was a large-scale killing incident. When the night came, the killings came suddenly. By the time the police visited during the day, almost a community had been killed.
"Someone heard a knock on the door, but they didn't open the door and didn't respond." Shi Ze took out his testimony. The testimony of three people all heard the knock on the door, but they didn't care about it, while the remaining few survivors slept soundly. Too dead, the normal life the next day did not find the tragedy at night.
"Like a ghost or something? Weird is slightly more advanced than a ghost." Ishizawa thought about how to explain it, and then keenly noticed that Kunikida took a step back quietly like a cat with fur. This reaction made Ishizawa laugh, "I'm basically sure There is no such thing as weirdness in your world. It should be that someone has awakened the relevant abilities. Weirdness has its own rules for killing people. As long as you avoid this rule, weirdness is as useless as the background board, but the most troublesome thing is Find the rules."
"Knocking on the door is the rule?" Osamu Dazai caught the point at once.
"Is it a response? Or open the door?" Luanbu looked at Shi Ze. There were not enough clues, but he was sure that it must be one of the two or both.
"I don't know, but it's right to be careful, maybe making a sound is fine." Shi Ze thought about the game character who died when he took a step, and originally thought that the response was, who knew that the game's death rules back then were not allowed to make a sound, not allowed to move , By the way, how many times did he die in order to clear the customs?If he had the current ability at that time... no, the game would not be fun.
Shi Ze looked at Ranpo pityingly. Poor guy, puzzle games are basically the same as toys played by kindergarten children to him, right?
"I always feel like you're not thinking of anything good." The chaotic Shi Ze radar had the exact coordinates, but Shi Ze just didn't think of anything good and was looking at him as a joke.
"Go and see?" Osamu Dazai is very free recently. Of course, he has a job, but it is all pushed to Kunikida, so he has time to play flying chess with Ishizawa and Ranpo, but Kunikida was fooled by him He said he was with Ishizawa, so he was willing to temporarily let Osamu Dazai go.
"Yes, you can go if you are interested and have nothing to do. It's rare to encounter such an interesting ability." Shi Ze just thinks it's a bit wasteful. A random step and a Dazai Osamu are both interested and want to go.
"Kunikida-kun~" Osamu Dazai determined that both Ranpo were interested, and decisively started arresting them.
"...I have other things to deal with, Dazai, think about how many task summaries you have left behind!" Kunikida shook, and quickly cleared up, "Let Atsushi accompany you!"
"What Shi Ze is talking about is that he bought seven donuts, but the one who eats three at a time is Mr. Ranpo, so when the president wants to scold someone, he will definitely scold Mr. Ranpo, and what Mr. Ranpo is saying is, things Shi Ze bought it, so the president will definitely scold Shi Ze first."
Atsushi Nakajima's eyes were dead, and he always felt that it would be better if he didn't understand. Didn't Mr. Dazai really drag him into the water on purpose?Hearing that two Mr. Ranpo blamed each other, would it really not be settled by Qiuhou?
"We're not so narrow-minded!" The two Ranpos were arguing, but it didn't prevent them from receiving the messages around them. For Dazai Osamu's deliberate misleading, the two Ranpos didn't take it seriously. Anyway, it wasn't the first time Dazai did it.
"So, what do you want me to do?" Shi Ze himself ate two donuts, and he really had no position to stop Ranbu from eating three, and he did try to blame Ranbu, did he buy the donuts? Wrong, but he was separated out, and it is not his fault that he will be scolded for disorderly steps later. Recently, because of Ishizawa's daily exercise, Fukuzawa Yukichi also attaches great importance to the exercise of disorderly steps. After all, there is a dog here Ranbu no lazy daily workout anymore.
Ranbu will help block Shize, which is probably the main reason.
"Go back and divide the scope of our affairs." Ranbu casually gave a reason. Originally, it was just because Dazai said that if he didn't get him back, he might be abducted by the Supernatural Secret Service Division. Although Ranbu believed that he chose You won't change places after you leave Butei, but!Who knows if Shi Ze will have a whim to take a part-time job at his original job?Ranpo believes that with his own bad taste, it is not impossible for this kind of thing to happen.
"..." Shi Ze looked at Ranbu, "Can I have some snacks when I'm cheating?"
"Anyway, it's not that you can't see it." Luanbu didn't care, he just needed to make sure that Shi Ze hadn't been abducted.
"Tsk." Shi Ze was dissatisfied with Luanbu's laziness, but this is Luanbu, what else can he do, his favorite male god is younger than himself, so he can only pamper him.
"...Don't keep talking about my age!" Luanbu caught Shi Ze's expression that was flying past, "Obviously you are not much older than me!"
"Oh." Ishizawa just smiled, not to mention his age, as far as his mental age is at most [-] years old, Atsushi Nakajima is more mature than Ranpo.
"Hey! I saw it!" Of course, Ranbu knew that Shi Ze did it on purpose. After all, Shi Ze's expression management is in place. Although it is very relaxing to be with Butei, many subconscious instincts are not so easy to change. .
Ishizawa, who has even learned from the etiquette teacher of Fukuzawa's cos family in order to appear in a stage play, has long been used to expression management. It's really embarrassing to laugh in stage plays, especially occasionally your little friends like to play in stage plays When I make you laugh with parallax.
Shi Ze wanted to laugh when he thought of all kinds of troubles during the rehearsal of the stage play. Although he would not mess up during the official performance, there were a lot of troubles during the rehearsal with makeup. .
"Who do you remember? Could it be Mr. Hat again?" Luanbu was suspicious. This time, Shi Ze revealed very little information, but he knew it was a good memory, the kind that would make him smile warmly when he remembered it.
"...It's Tanizaki." Shi Ze thought for a while, and said honestly, "He is also very noisy occasionally."
Tanizaki’s cosplay is just a freshman. He is a lively and athletic boy. He has joined the theater troupe for three years. He is Ishizawa’s neighbor. He loves to play with Ishizawa and Fukuzawa cos since he was a child. Joining the troupe is also a part-time job. Fukuzawa will take care of Tanizaki Cos results and daily life, as a reward for teaching homework, Tanizaki’s mother often cooks a big pot of soup at one time to add meals to everyone in the stage play. Every time Tanizaki’s mother is happily sent away, a lot of people want to cry Touching the fat he had grown without tears, he was driven to the gym by the helpless Kunikida Asama.
"The soup made by Tanizaki's mother is very delicious. Since Tanizaki joined us, whenever Tanizaki's mother is free, she will cook a big pot of soup and send it over. After sending Tanizaki's mother away, everyone will beat each other and say that the other party has gained a few pounds." Shi There is a gentle smile in Ze's eyes. There are two old foxes, Fukuzawa cos and Mori Ogai cos, in their theater troupe. They have strictly checked the candidates from the beginning of the selection, so the atmosphere is very good, but it is a pity that the atmosphere of these two is a bad friend. If there are foreign opponents, then they must be unanimous, but if they are peaceful in daily life, then it is fun to record the opponent's black history. You can imagine the scene where two Mori Ogai dig each other. If you don't run fast, you will be affected. After all Whether it was intentional or not, only the two old foxes knew.
"Let's go back and let Kunikida learn how to make soup!" Ranpo decisively put the next president in a trap, isn't it the president's responsibility to leave important members for Butei!
As for why he didn't go to cheat the president and turn his head at random, his disciples can do such trivial things for him.
"...Don't bully Kunikida too much." Ishizawa can't laugh or cry, there is always a scene in the theater troupe who bullies Ango every day. The logistics manager is actually the most severely squeezed object. Ango will chase and kill troupe members with props and knives. In the scenes with a relatively high exit rate in the tidbits, where there is oppression, there is resistance?Haha, after Ango's resistance, there are still a lot of things to do.
Ishizawa didn't want to discuss these matters anymore, he dragged them back to Butei, looked back at Osamu Dazai, 'Did you find out? '
Osamu Dazai smiled, 'What a surprise. '
'It's nothing surprising, there are many special people in this world. "Ishizawa no longer looks at Osamu Dazai. I am afraid that Ranpo is an ordinary person without supernatural powers. I am afraid that only Ranpo himself does not know."
Luanbu looked at a question mark on Shi Ze's head, as if asking what's the matter again, Shi Ze shook his head with a smile, and didn't tell you anything!
Luanbu turned his head angrily and didn't intend to touch Shize again.
Shi Ze looked at Ranbu thoughtfully, he ignored all the clues at this time, as expected, Luanbu had already noticed it, and was deceiving himself.
Shi Ze raised his head and looked at the pedestrians who walked up and down the road as if they were staring at various narration bubbles. Well, if you have been living in this kind of world, it’s not bad to deceive yourself. rule.
"Don't think of anything strange!" Ranbu was very sensitive to Shi Ze's occasional bad taste, and really wondered if it could be regarded as a subtle connection between peers.
'Don't add settings to me, I'm really just an ordinary cos' Today Shi Ze is still powerless to defend~
In the next few days, Atsushi Nakajima was assigned to do odd jobs. As an attack-type superhuman with unlimited potential, Atsushi Nakajima's role in Butei was to do odd jobs. Although it was wasteful, the three top mental workers over there were now Playing flying chess boredly, Atsushi Nakajima thought that he would just do odd jobs.
"There is a new case, Mr. Ranpo, Mr. Ishizawa, who among you would like to take a look?" Kunikida just answered a phone call. After receiving the email and printing it out, he sorted out the documents and put them in front of the three of Ishizawa. table, did not interfere with the three of them playing flying chess.
"It looks familiar..." Shi Ze flipped through the file, "It's kind of weird, but there shouldn't be such a thing in your world. Maybe someone has awakened a similar ability."
"What's weird?" Dazai Osamu had already read the information when Ishizawa was flipping through it, "Irregular killings? Why did these few people survive?"
This was a large-scale killing incident. When the night came, the killings came suddenly. By the time the police visited during the day, almost a community had been killed.
"Someone heard a knock on the door, but they didn't open the door and didn't respond." Shi Ze took out his testimony. The testimony of three people all heard the knock on the door, but they didn't care about it, while the remaining few survivors slept soundly. Too dead, the normal life the next day did not find the tragedy at night.
"Like a ghost or something? Weird is slightly more advanced than a ghost." Ishizawa thought about how to explain it, and then keenly noticed that Kunikida took a step back quietly like a cat with fur. This reaction made Ishizawa laugh, "I'm basically sure There is no such thing as weirdness in your world. It should be that someone has awakened the relevant abilities. Weirdness has its own rules for killing people. As long as you avoid this rule, weirdness is as useless as the background board, but the most troublesome thing is Find the rules."
"Knocking on the door is the rule?" Osamu Dazai caught the point at once.
"Is it a response? Or open the door?" Luanbu looked at Shi Ze. There were not enough clues, but he was sure that it must be one of the two or both.
"I don't know, but it's right to be careful, maybe making a sound is fine." Shi Ze thought about the game character who died when he took a step, and originally thought that the response was, who knew that the game's death rules back then were not allowed to make a sound, not allowed to move , By the way, how many times did he die in order to clear the customs?If he had the current ability at that time... no, the game would not be fun.
Shi Ze looked at Ranpo pityingly. Poor guy, puzzle games are basically the same as toys played by kindergarten children to him, right?
"I always feel like you're not thinking of anything good." The chaotic Shi Ze radar had the exact coordinates, but Shi Ze just didn't think of anything good and was looking at him as a joke.
"Go and see?" Osamu Dazai is very free recently. Of course, he has a job, but it is all pushed to Kunikida, so he has time to play flying chess with Ishizawa and Ranpo, but Kunikida was fooled by him He said he was with Ishizawa, so he was willing to temporarily let Osamu Dazai go.
"Yes, you can go if you are interested and have nothing to do. It's rare to encounter such an interesting ability." Shi Ze just thinks it's a bit wasteful. A random step and a Dazai Osamu are both interested and want to go.
"Kunikida-kun~" Osamu Dazai determined that both Ranpo were interested, and decisively started arresting them.
"...I have other things to deal with, Dazai, think about how many task summaries you have left behind!" Kunikida shook, and quickly cleared up, "Let Atsushi accompany you!"
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