How do you explain that you are just a coser?

Fukuzawa cosplayer who had already left after gossiping, Osamu Dazai turned into a cat face, "So, may I know what kind of gift the two Ranpo-samas gave Mr. Fukuzawa at the end?"

Ranbu's expression twisted, "Wow! 'Uncle' really has no predictive ability? Bitter melon juice is too much!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi leaked a smile, he knew about the two chaos and troubled Fukuzawa's cosplayer, and even saw Fukuzawa's cosplayer looked at the two chaos and dug a hole with a little horror, so when Chaospo and Ishizawa Being tricked into drinking bitter melon juice is no accident.

"So what was Mr. Ranpo's original plan?" Osamu Dazai was curious about this. Although the plan seemed to have been discovered from the very beginning, it didn't stop him from wanting to know what the big gift Ishizawa originally wanted to send to the president of another world was. ah!

"It is said that he is someone who fits the uncle's aesthetics." Ranpo was a little skeptical, but it was originally a prank, and he must be someone who would care about the uncle in another world, so Ranpo agreed to find this person. "In the end, we didn't collude with her, and we were punished by the uncle."

Luanbu was not happy, "But I know the ideal type of uncle!"

"So, who is it?" This sentence of ideal type attracted the attention of all the staff, even Fukuzawa Yukichi was a little curious, he just knew that the two Ranpo deliberately found someone to play a prank on Fukuzawa's coser.

"Do you know the singer of the V family who debuted recently? That MEIKO who likes to wear red clothes, another president once said that she would be a good mother." Ranpo didn't quite understand why Ishizawa liked the V family so much , but it does not prevent him and Ishizawa from looking for someone to help carry out the prank, but it is a pity that they were seen through at the beginning, but in the end they invited MEIKO and Ishizawa's favorite KAITO to come and sing, which is a perfect gift for Fukuzawa's coser Walk.

"Is that child? She will indeed be a good mother." Fukuzawa Yukichi told the truth that he had met MEIKO and had a good impression of her, but looking at the eyes of his members, he added helplessly, "That child is only 17 years old. What are you thinking? She has a lover of her own."

"Hey, so it really is uncle's ideal type?" Ranpo was curious, he didn't feel that Fukuzawa's coser had more than admiration for MEIKO, but Ishizawa's affection for KAITO was overwhelming.

No, Shi Ze's... is a normal reaction to encountering a wall.

"I don't have that kind of feeling." Fukuzawa Yukichi was very frank about this point, "Maybe like the other me, it's the feeling of looking at the juniors."

"So it really isn't the ideal type!" Luanbu curled his lips, "Damn it, you actually stuffed me with bitter gourd juice for this! President, you didn't even stop it!"

"Cough..." Fukuzawa Yukichi coughed in embarrassment, and didn't say a word. It's just bitter melon juice, it's better than Shi Ze, who said something after being stuffed with bitter melon juice, and then his whole body turned gray. ?The other self doesn't look like an ordinary grudge.

"Don't worry about Ishizawa, it's just that the things in the previous collection may be confiscated." Ranbu was a little guilty, but it should be said that his collection Fukuzawa coser will not be confiscated?He also has a lot of comics and snacks! "But Dazai from another world keeps Ishizawa's things, so it shouldn't be confiscated so easily?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi suddenly remembered that Ranpo's recent intake of snacks exceeded the standard, and he might also need to learn from his other self.

"I don't have any snacks that exceed the standard!" Luanbu frowned, "President, how can you imitate another president?!"

"...No, I think it's a good idea." Fukuzawa Yukichi usually forbids him to eat snacks only for Ranpo's health, but for Ranpo, the only way to threaten him with snacks is right?

"Hey? Hey!" Luanbu cried with a sad face, "So... this is Mr. Fukuzawa's revenge for me, right?"

Let's just say, even Shi Ze was turned pale by the blow, how could he let Luanbu go with just a glass of bitter gourd juice.

"Wow! I hate the president the most!" Ranbu quickly slipped away with his snacks in his arms, and he wanted to stuff them into the safe.

Osamu Dazai looked at the childish ghost Ranpo with pity, "Mr. Ranpo forgot, can the president take the safe with him? Suddenly I am glad that I did not participate in the prank on Mr. Fukuzawa."

Because he intuited that Fukuzawa's cosplayer might be related to another Dazai Osamu, the way he looked at him was like looking at a child, so Dazai carefully restrained his mischievous intentions, and that person really held grudges as he guessed.

Osamu Dazai dropped the topic by luck, "So, did the president see anything special in Fukuzawa-san's memory?"

"...There is nothing too special." Fukuzawa Yukichi forcibly ignored his daily life when he saw another world not invaded, such as Ishizawa and Dazai coser molesting Nakaya coser together, and then being chased by the furious Nakaya coser He was beaten, and then abducted by a few words to give backup to the two troublemakers.Or the two leaders occasionally dig pits together to 'train' the subordinates of both sides, but when Ishizawa and Dazai coser, who are the brains, are often dragging their feet, the basic ending is that the whole team chases these two bastards and beats them, and then the two leaders are beaten again. neglect.

Fukuzawa Yukichi couldn't help but wonder if the world can be so intimate after seeing these chicken-flying and dog-jumping scenes, but for Ishizawa and Fukuzawa coser, these are treasures, right?

"President, let's talk about small things~" Osamu Dazai dragged his voice softly, he didn't care about big events, he has already seen almost all big events, the most is whether Dazai Osamu from another world did anything after Ishizawa's death, This kind of thing can be considered complete by guessing, it is better to ask some small details! "For example, why does the president of another world think that a dark dwarf is suitable to be a wife?"

"..." Fukuzawa Yukichi stood up, ignoring Dazai's intentions, but before leaving the door, "Dazai, do you know that Ishizawa has a photo of him kissing Zhongya with another Dazai?"

Osamu Dazai had a very good face when he heard the words. In the mirror image of Shi Ze's past released by the world before, he thought that the photo wall was a consolation prize for Shi Ze from the world, but it turned out that it really existed?

Eh~ I have really bad taste in another world!

Looking at Osamu Dazai who seems to be autistic, Atsushi Nakajima looked at Kunikida, who is the most reliable of Butei, "President...isn't he a bit like another Mr. Fukuzawa?"

"...Don't talk about such a scary topic." Kuniki Tianmu put on a face. In fact, he has often helped Fukuzawa's coser these two days. Kunikida runs errands, but just running errands is enough to discover the horror of the two presidents.

"This is a good thing." Yu Xie Ye didn't know what to think of, and laughed horribly, "I'm looking forward to it!"

Atsushi Nakajima and the others, including Kunikida, all trembled and watched the female doctor walk away.

Zhu Fu was puzzled, "Why do I feel that you are afraid of Dr. Xie Ye?"

"That's right, Zhu Fu, you didn't know when you first came here." Kunikida grabbed Zhu Fu Jingguang's hand with a serious expression on his face, "There is an iron rule in the Butei Club, absolutely, absolutely not to be injured!"

"Huh?" Zhu Fu was at a loss, "Is there no way to get hurt?"

If it wasn't an accident, who would want to get hurt?

"No...it's really scary!" Nakajima Atsushi looked at Tanizaki, "You know, when Tanizaki was injured and treated, I was scared to death!"

"...Shouldn't it be me who was really scared to death?" Tanizaki looked at Atsushi Nakajima resentfully, "Don't get hurt, absolutely don't get hurt!"

"Actually, it's fun to get hurt." Osamu Dazai raised his head, "Especially when watching you guys being healed, no one was hurt during this time, how many times will you be healed next time?"

"……devil!"

Zhu Fu, who still hasn't figured out the situation, is still out of the situation. Looking at the members of the commune, he misses the colorless king of their family for the first time. After all, Shi Ze belongs to the person who will speak well if you ask him, of course. , the premise is that Ishizawa is not playing a prank.

Therefore, judging from the current situation, only when Zhu Fu Jingguang experiences the treatment with Dr. Xie Ye himself can he understand why in Butei, Dr. Xie Ye must never be offended.But as a long-range sniper, Zhu Fu Jingguang may be frightened by his companion's experience activities before experiencing it himself.

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who left, sat in his office and boiled a pot of boiling water. There was one thing he didn’t say. Judging from the dream, Fukuzawa Yukichi from another world seemed to return to the original after death, because’ Book's relationship, I can see Shi Ze's actions intermittently, that is to say, this is another main reason why Fukuzawa Yukichi has to return from the world of the dead no matter what.

After pouring himself a cup of tea, Fukuzawa Yukichi thought, don't tell Ishizawa and Ranpo about these things, and generally such small things, as long as you don't think about them in front of the two chaos, the two chaos The first step will be subconsciously ignored, and it can be regarded as concealing it from another self.

However, in Fukuzawa coser's memory, those green eyes that are completely rational but empty should not appear again, right?

The current Ishizawa is only triumphant when he succeeded in a prank, and he was hit by Fukuzawa's coser until his eyes were full of tears...

Cough, although it’s not a good idea to think so, but after the barbecue on the beach, the two Luanbu who were so noisy became a lot more honest, which really made Fukuzawa Yukichi heave a sigh of relief. Although Ishizawa could play a little mischief, For example, Ranbu and Luanbu used their talent "super reasoning" as mind reading skills, hiding half of what they said, deliberately teasing people, but not telling others what they said, or making people fly like the previous wasabi chocolate The dog jumped, but it didn't look like Fukuzawa coser came, especially after the beach barbecue, it was like the husky that Fukuzawa coser described.

Being able to be strongly suppressed by Fukuzawa's coser, the two chattered back to normal and said half of the pranks, Fukuzawa Yukichi was really relaxed.

The author has something to say: The small theater of the troupe:

Although it is hard to see, most of the people in the troupe have side jobs. Of course, Anwu cosplayer who is busy as an assistant is the first to rule out that he has no time to do side jobs.

Zhongye cos: Side job?Yes, although I don’t want to go home now to inherit the family business, but the century-old dim sum shop in the street next door is now under my name

Temporary interviewer Tanizaki cos: ...that century-old store with a floor area at least three times larger than my home?

Zhongye cos: I don’t know how old your house is, but there is an old dim sum shop in the streets around here, right?

Very good, let's exclude this century-old family heir

Ayatsuji cos: Side job?I'm still in college, theater troupe is my side job, right?I plan to stay in school

Shi Ze: This guy partnered with someone to open a toy house, which is a doll shop. Otherwise, why do you think so many people believe in our rumored fetish?

Ayatsuji cos's expression is very scary: So you also know that you are spreading rumors?

Shi Ze smiled: I have a new doll design in my room, I just drew it, go to my room, I can sleep there today!

Ayatsuji cos: My home is just me, I can sleep anywhere...

Seeing the two walking away, Tanizaki cos had a strange expression: Ah, I forgot to ask Ishizawa about his side job

Oda Zuo cos: Don't you need to ask me about my side job?Isn't it a welfare video?

Tanizaki cos: ...Your side job is so famous that fans know it, the famous bounty hunter

Odasaku cos: Huh?But my side job is dubbing?

Tanizaki cos: Huh? ! !No wonder you changed your voice!

感谢在2021-03-2618:45:55~2021-03-2717:29:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Huawuyu, Axian, Yeyu, Ranran 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：夏夜晚景52瓶；阿五36瓶；默默20瓶；喵呜~、羽化鸣鹤10瓶；烨火5瓶；神代1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!