How do you explain that you are just a coser?

Ishizawa has been very excited since he woke up this morning, like a kitten smelling catnip, even Osamu Dazai was so attracted that he didn't skip work to go into the water.

"Is there anything good today?" Atsushi Nakajima asked curiously.

"Ah, because Chuya and Dazai are coming here to play!" Ishizawa cheered, "I want to order with Chef Chuya, chicken bean curd, glutinous rice dumpling, sweet and sour fish, eggplant with minced meat..."

Seeing that Ishizawa reported a lot of dish names in one breath, Nakajima Atsudo looked at Kunikida, "Mr. Kunikida, is that Mr. Nakaya really good at beating Mr. Ishizawa?"

Mr. Nakaya in this world seems to have a bad temper. Does Mr. Chuya in another world have a good temper?

"Don't dream, no matter which world the little slugs are not good-tempered people." Dazai Osamu complained, "However, the dogs in the Ishizawa world are really good, damn it, I also want a chef with excellent cooking skills ! Now go to the calculations!"

"Don't dream, do you think there are such good culinary talents in every world?" Shi Ze threw the three words "Don't dream" back on Dazai Osamu's head, and the cosplayer in his family is a once-in-a-century genius Level chefs... No, let's get rid of the crap in the chef world first.

"Shi Ze, how many kinds of delicious food does Mr. Hat make in your world?" Luanbu doesn't care, he only cares about dim sum, dim sum and dim sum!

"Basically all the famous and historical Baian cuisines!" Shi Ze opened his green eyes full of excitement, "I tried it, and Zhongye can prepare three meals of dim sum without repeating for two consecutive months! "

Then I ignored them for the next month, ahem, it's hard to coax the chef when he is angry.

Luanbu immediately jumped up and ran to flip through the magazines. There are several food magazines on his bookshelf, "Shi Ze, let's eat all the food in the magazines!"

"...Only a part of it, otherwise Zhong will be angry and super scary." Shi Ze's expression turned bitter, "I can make super scary bitter gourd juice or sweet, bitter and spicy soup, and Zhong also wants you to drink all of it."

Osamu Dazai stared at Ishizawa, "This is a bit scary."

Chuya from another world has too good a relationship with Dazai and Ishizawa, Osamu Dazai muttered, and then Odasaku looked at him suspiciously.

"Dazai, what's the matter?" Odasaku hesitated, "Do you also want to have such a good relationship with Mr. Chuya?"

"..." Butei was silent, and Odasaku's words clearly achieved a critical blow.

"Odasaku, shut up." Ishizawa complained, "Is Odasaku so strong in any world?"

"Work...work..." The people in Butei dispersed, Odasaku was too lethal, let Dazai handle it alone.

"Hahaha, as expected of Odasaku." Dazai Osamu burst out laughing, wiping the physical tears from the corners of his eyes, "I'm not interested in getting along with little slugs, eh~ it's disgusting!"

Nakaya coser and Dazai coser didn't land in Butei, the two landed directly in the chief's office of the port Mafia, and Nakaya coser strangled Dazai coser's neck viciously.

"..." Both sides were a little dumbfounded, Dazai coser took the opportunity to escape from Chuya coser's captivity.

"Huh~ I was scared to death, I thought I was going to die with Chuya, hey~ I don't want it!" Dazai cosplayer said, but his face was staring at Mori Ogai with great interest, as if he was staring at a new animal that could move cat with toy.

"Shut up, idiot!" Nakaya coser grabbed Dazai coser's collar, resolutely not letting this troublemaker go up and grab Mori Ogai's hair, his companion for many years, who doesn't know who, "Sorry, boss, we The originally planned landing site was a deserted open space, but..."

Nakaya coser looked at the big black cat in his hand with disgust. When this guy was teleported, he curiously touched those colorful space-time walls. Although Fukuzawa coser had expected to take protective measures, their landing place was still the same. caused a deviation.

Mori Ogai raised his eyebrows watching the actions of the two. Although Chuya cosplayer and Dazai cosplayer dislike each other, their behaviors and actions show a different harmony from the two in this world. The two are more like best friends.

"Do you want to visit Mafia, the port of this world?" Mori Ogai didn't want to let people go. Judging from Ishizawa's business ability when he often came to find Nakaya to play the captured young man, Dazai's coser ability, who took over the role of Ranpo Commander, was definitely not good enough. It will be worse than Shi Ze.

"Okay." Zhongya coser was genuinely curious.

"Reject!" Dazai coser absolutely does not want to be caught.

The two looked at each other, and Dazai coser raised his paw, "If Shi Ze knew that you were not the first to go to him, he would definitely cry for you."

The corner of Nakaya coser's mouth twitched, he felt that with the temper of that guy Ishizawa, he could really do such a naive thing, so he didn't want to be glued to by a tearful cat.

The two left the port of Mafia very smoothly, because Ishizawa brought a lot of profits to the port of Mafia, so Mori Ogai released them very readily. After all, neither the cosplayer Chuya nor the cosplayer Dazai will stay in this world for too long. It is not cost-effective for two temporary labors to offend a long-term strong man.

Sitting in the car provided by Mori Ogai, Dazai cosplayer complained about the idiot Nakaya coser, "Do you want to be caught by Mori Ogai as a social animal?"

"It doesn't matter, Mr. Mori provides fun, and then I will pay a little bit of force." Chuya coser didn't think so, he just paid force to satisfy his curiosity, and, "I want to fight with Zhongya Chuya in this world shelf."

"Then go, do you want me to create a chance for you?" Dazai coser feared that the world would not be chaotic, the driver driving in front peeked at the rearview mirror, Dazai coser gave him a cool glance, and did not dare to move again.

"You dare to mess around and I'll beat you together, or, do you want to drink bitter gourd juice? It's just summer." Zhongya coser doesn't want a good physical skill exchange to be turned into a world war by this guy, that guy Ishizawa will definitely Add fuel to the fire to watch the excitement.

"Don't!" Dazai cosplayer resolutely stayed away from Chuya cosplayer, "I always feel that you are getting more and more irritable."

"Hehe, you'd better think about what you did before you came here." Zhongya coser sneered.

"It's nothing..." Dazai coser turned his head guiltily.

"Really? Shi Ze is not with us, so, which bastard put my photo on the wall?" God knows that I occasionally glanced at the photo wall of the troupe, and found a picture of myself just waking up and sitting on the side of the bed in a daze, But inexplicably like a big boss and looking astringent in the photo, the speechless, Nakaya cosplayer really wants to beat the two bastards Ishizawa and Dazai cosplayer, how did these two guys do it, who photos can be taken.

"I didn't take the picture, you know, I can't avoid your perception when I'm so close." Dazai coser raised his paw innocently. Very sensitive, but every time the photo is taken without anyone noticing, no wonder Odasaku cosplayer and Momiji cosplayer often say that Ishizawa and Dazai cosplayer can be killers.

"Why can you play pranks together when the two of you are not together?" Nakaya cosplayer whined, "Damn it, why can't I please you two bastards!"

"Don't dream, you are the chef Ishizawa likes." Dazai cosplayer smiled very nicely, but his words were full of malice, and he was kicked by Chuya cosplayer.

Ishizawa lay on the window and stared at the road below, "Ahhh! Idiot Dazai, he must have committed suicide again and the landing location has changed!"

Osamu Dazai raised his head in a daze, he didn't sleep yesterday and played games all night, and now he is being pushed down on the sofa to sleep by Tan.

"Sleep." Oda Saku pushed the person back, calmly continued to read, because he wanted to write but didn't know where to start, so he followed Ishizawa's advice, first read a few more books to understand the general writing method.

Osamu Dazai yawned, turned over leisurely and continued to sleep on the back of the sofa. Anyway, the two Mr. Ranpo were there, so nothing major would happen. At most, he from another world was coming soon.

"So slow!!" Nakaya cosplayer and Dazai cosplayer entered the door and saw Ishizawa blocking the door, "I want to eat..."

"Shut up." Nakaya coser covered Shi Ze who wanted to report the name of the dish with a headache, "We are worried about you to see how you are doing, not to send you a chef, you will not spend your own money to go there Want a chef?!"

"It's different, I want to eat and cook!" Shi Zeli said confidently, "And they are not like you. They learned their cooking skills from the Baian family that has been passed down since the Three Kingdoms period."

"...Thank you!" Zhongya cosplayer Heixian said, "I told you I'm not your chef!"

"I'm hungry, I haven't eaten in the morning, and I've been waiting..." When Shi Ze said this, he completely ignored the omelet rice in the morning and a lot of snacks while waiting for the two of them.

"Shut up." Zhongye cosplayer said helplessly, "Find someone to take me to the vegetable market, and I'll go shopping."

"Buy it!" Shi Ze cheered, "The kitchen is also done, it's just opposite!"

Shi Ze pointed to the building outside the window, and he had bought the opposite building before.

Nakaya coser was silent for a while, then suddenly looked at Shi Ze ferociously, "Before I go to cook, you better explain to me, how many photos of me have you taken?!"

"Huh? I don't know, I have everyone's black history plus all kinds of photos!" Shi Ze likes to take pictures very much, and he has collected a lot of them without knowing it, so I really don't know how many there are.

"Why haven't you been beaten to death?" Nakaya coser ruffled Ishizawa's hair like a cat, "Also, the photos of Mr. Fukuzawa and Mr. Mori in your collection were found."

"Which category is it?" Shi Ze asked calmly, directly knocking Zhongye cosplayer unconscious.

Dazai coser laughed and leaned on Nakaya's coser, and said intermittently, "It's just... ghost glasses, hahaha, I really have your Ishizawa, I really look forward to your return, why don't you come with us when we go back this time? "

"Rejected." Shi Ze's indifferent face, Fukuzawa's cosplayer and Mori Ogai's cosplayer had fun, and it wasn't his instigation, Shi Ze himself also took pictures of ghost glasses with other people!

But that being said, Shi Ze must not appear in front of Fukuzawa coser in a short time.

The author has something to say: Shi Ze’s collection, if one is discovered, there will always be another one waiting for you...

Small troupe theater:

Tanizaki coser: Why are there so many cosplay benefits that will not be released?

Ishizawa is online with Dazai coser and Nakaya coser. Hearing this, he looked up at Tanizaki coser in doubt: "Cos is because I like it, so why are there so many cosplayers?"

Chuya cos black line: He asked why there are so many photo modes that will be banned

Shi Zeli was confident: Don't you guys want to watch it, don't you find it interesting?

Tanizaki coser looked at Hei Luan's expression in the photo in his hand that tempted people to go to hell, and he had to say that he wanted to see: Huh?Why is it that the gangsters basically bully Zhongye?

Odasaku cosplayer: Because in reality, I also bully Chuya

Nakaya coser: Odasaku shut up, have you forgotten who you are being bullied too? !

感谢在2021-05-1020:37:37~2021-05-1120:46:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Shasha, Huawuyu 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 19 bottles of Smiling Drunken Red House;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!