my partner is big guy

"You fart!!!" At this moment, the driver blushed and cursed loudly, his hands holding the steering wheel trembled angrily, gnashing his teeth as if he was about to fight Ye Lisi: "Our Pluto is that The best master of the underworld is..."

"Hehe..." Ye Lisi changed his posture, and looked at the frantic driver with a chuckle: "It's a master of the underworld who hasn't been in the Hades Palace for many years..."

"You, you, you..." The driver was so angry that he couldn't breathe, and suddenly the car shook violently, and the driver seemed not to want to drive anymore: "I'm going to..."

"Cars, cars, cars!!!" Gu An couldn't bear to watch the bustle any longer, and looked at the taxi in front of him that was about to rush out of the driveway, and had to rush to pull the driver, his face changed: "Damn it!" , Uncle, watch the road and watch the road, you are going to die, hey, hey, drive well!" After speaking, he was afraid that someone in the back seat would continue to add fuel to the driver's fire and hurriedly said: "Ye Lisi, shut up for me Mouth, one more nonsense, the two of us will explain it here today!"

Ye Lisi was also terribly frightened, and was thrown onto the back seat. He braced himself up and hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, I won't talk, hey, hurry up and drive for me, if something happens to the two of us, , you are going to labor in the eighteenth district, which will affect your reincarnation in the next life, do you want to go to the animal realm? You..."

"Ye Lisi, shut up the fuck!" Gu An saw the driver's face getting worse, and he grabbed the seat belt and turned his head and cursed: "Just a piece of nonsense, I'll let you do your homework this week No copy!"

"I was wrong!" A certain person immediately admitted his mistake, and recognized that it was a clean and neat car, but after the confession was completed, he slammed his head into the glass with a "bang" due to the inertia of the car, and his face was deformed. I didn't care about it, but was busy yelling at Gu An: "But you haven't copied it for me these few days—" Seeing someone swipe the knife eye, Ye Lisi immediately said: "Ah, Yes, yes, review! The review was copied for me..."

Although he only copied a few words... But now Ye Lisi dare not say it at all. Telling the situation now will undoubtedly add fuel to Gu An's fire. His life may really be in danger. After saying these two sentences...

"I'll get out of the car later, and I'll settle the score with you!" Gu An was still very angry, and he said a harsh word, ignoring the person who was acting like a monster, and turned his face faster than a book to calm him down. The driver who was about to die with his two passengers in minutes: "Don't worry, uncle. He forgot to take his medicine when he went out today. He's mentally ill. Don't worry about it. I'll apologize to you for him. He's just a bastard. Don't worry about it." Never mind, let's...can we drive well?" Gu An tried his best to sound gentle, while suppressing the urge to vomit in such a swaying car, his mind was thinking fast, and he was looking at the car When he turned back with great difficulty and was about to bump into a pillar on the side of the road, he had an idea and said loudly: "Uncle, we are only eighteen or nineteen years old, so your child is only our age?"

"Crunch—" Suddenly, the brakes were slammed, and the car flicked and drifted, and finally stopped barely before hitting it.

Gu An and Ye Lisi were thrown in a daze, stumbling around, the driver himself bumped his head on the steering wheel, and there was a rapid and sharp horn sound, the car finally stopped, at least—the lives of the three of them It was saved!

The driver just came to his senses at this moment, slowly raised his head from the steering wheel, and was stunned for a while, then looked at Gu An and the people in the back seat who were the culprits of all this, opened his mouth, and then raised his hand to wipe his face in fear. With cold sweat on his forehead, he looked at Gu An and said gratefully: "Thank you, I...I lost my mind, I...although I don't have human memory, but it is recorded in my resume that when I died, I did. I have a three-year-old son, who has grown up for so many years, and will send me a lot of money every year, I...I..." The driver patted his chest and sincerely thanked Gu An: "This classmate Thank you, I have been in the underworld for more than [-] years, and I can reincarnate in two years, and nothing has happened. If something happens now, my wish to reincarnate will be ruined, and I..."

"It's alright, alright, you... if you drive well, everything will be fine!" Gu An didn't want to discuss his past and present with the driver, and waved his hand with a pale face: "We are in a hurry, we just want to hurry...and reach our destination safely Land!" After Gu An finished speaking, he held the seat belt tightly with both hands, looked at the driver seriously, and asked seriously: "So, uncle, can you continue to drive and take us there?"

"Yes, yes, yes, let's... let's keep going!" The driver staggered and said, and took a look at Ye Lisi who was rubbing his head in the back seat. He had calmed down a lot at this moment. Thinking of his responsibilities, he took a deep breath, and then started the car again without any nonsense, leading the two of them to their destination.

When the driver was arguing with Ye Lisi before, Gu An couldn't bear to listen and hurriedly reached out to turn off the radio. Now it may be because this incident has affected the three of them. The driver seemed to have lingering fears. Driving very fast, there was a look of eagerness to get to the destination in the next second, and drove the car out faster.

In the silent car, being quiet is a bit embarrassing. The embarrassed Gu An doesn't look at the driver, but at the people behind him... Forget it, it will only make you angrier!

In the end, Gu An simply hugged his backpack and went to sleep on his side!

After this sleep, he fell asleep directly at his destination. He was also awakened by a slight shaking and Ye Lisi's voice. After waking up, he was at a loss. Ye Lisi smiled, stretched out his hand and rubbed his hair to remind him: "Pay the car." Fee, you said you will pay today!"

"Ah, oh, yes—" Gu An hurriedly said, and then saw the driver who was looking at the two of them impatiently, so he didn't want to say much, took out his phone and called up the payment app, and asked, "How much?"

The driver didn't answer, but pointed to a small display on the dashboard of the co-pilot that was displaying numbers and payment codes, and at the same time, the nice robot girl sounded softly: "Thank you for taking the taxi number XXXX, this service is over, welcome down Good luck with your next visit!"

how much is it?

Money is just a number in the underworld, no one will see it as important.

Gu An didn't talk nonsense, he unbuttoned his seat belt while scanning the QR code, when the phone made a slight "beep" and successfully scanned the QR code, Gu An put his hand on the car door and wanted to get out of the car, but in the next Seconds later, the small instrument in front of him said a sentence: "Payment failed, please scan the code again!"

"Ah? I'm sorry, I'll start again!" Gu An was about to get out of the car, but when he heard this sentence, he quickly stopped and came back. Fortunately, the page for scanning the code was not closed, so he scanned the code seriously on the monitor again. Successfully heard the sound of "beep——", Gu An was about to speak, but the small instrument once again issued a prompt sound: "Payment failed, please scan the code again!" This time not only the prompt sound, even the display With the reminder of "payment failed", Gu An was puzzled: "Huh? What's going on? Didn't the scan succeed? Why..." While talking, Gu An tried to scan the code again, and then... ...still the same consequences.

"Scan carefully, and scan when you are right!" The driver said from the side, a little impatient, and wanted to leave quickly, pointing at the monitor and urging Gu An: "Hurry up, I'm still busy. Performance!"

That expression clearly read: You two, hurry up!

But Gu An couldn't take care of it anymore. The successive payment failures not only made the driver a little impatient, but also made him anxious, and also made Ye Li, who was standing outside the car waiting for him, look over suspiciously. Gu An only had time Busy looking for the reason why the payment failed: "Is it because I have never restarted the phone?" Muttering, Gu An had already restarted the phone quickly. While waiting, he took the time to press down the window glass, yes Ye Lisi who was waiting outside the car said: "Wait for me, it will be ready soon, there seems to be something wrong with my phone!"

Ye Lisi was not in a hurry. When he nodded, he also saw the display page of the small instrument on the co-pilot. He took out two candies and handed one to Gu An naturally. He ate the other one himself. The candies were neatly wrapped He folded them up neatly and put them away, turned his head to look at the place where the two got off the bus, half-closed his eyes and smiled like a "host": "It's still early, don't worry, we can take a walk slowly, at night Just eat here, brother will take you to eat delicious food!"

I don't know how long ago, in private, Ye Lisi likes to change his ways in front of Gu An to tell Gu An that the latter called him this matter, it seems that he is very emotional when he calls him "brother" good.

At the beginning, Gu An would correct him, but every time he was forced to talk nonsense by this shameless and shameless boss, and he brought out the evidence that Gu An was willing to call him brother... Gu An expressed that he was very tired, and it was up to him. Go, and, after a while, Gu An found that as long as he said "Brother", he could save a lot of trouble, and the two of them got along more and more harmoniously.

but--

However, it doesn't mean that Gu An likes to be reminded by this person in front of outsiders.

Almost subconsciously, Gu An glanced at the driver, and was not surprised to see the driver's complicated expression, which looked like he was watching "So you are brothers, and you pretended not to be brothers", Gu An: "... …cough cough, it’s turned on, let me scan it again!” Gu An hurriedly continued to pay, but this time the ending was still “payment failed”, Gu An was completely puzzled, and said with a frown: “What the hell is going on? thing?"

"Huh?" Ye Lisi was also puzzled, leaned over the car window, looked at Gu An's phone and said, "Is it still not working?"

"Well, I don't know what's going on?" Gu An said with a frown, closed the APP again, and opened the payment again, but the result was still the same: "What's going on?"

Ye Lisi glanced at the small instrument with a pair of red eyes, stretched out his hand and patted it a few times: "Is this thing broken?"

"Impossible!" The driver hurriedly replied: "There has never been a problem with this cash register. I just took two students back to your school less than 10 minutes before the two of you got on the bus, and they all scanned successfully. , how could it be broken?"

"What if it breaks now?" Ye Lisi raised his eyebrows and retracted it, looking at the driver with a half-smile: "Are you questioning his character? Are you questioning that he doesn't want to pay?"

The following words, no matter how you hear them, you don’t feel like you are not friends.