my partner is big guy

I am very fortunate that this is not the underworld, and no one knows them. If someone sees him sitting majestically in the underworld and is the master of the world, he really can't afford to lose this person.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Ye Lisi was so embarrassed that he wanted to dig a hole in the ground and subconsciously raised his hand to cover his face without daring the boss to take a look. He faltered and explained, "Boss... sorry, he drank too much, you Do not mind……"

"I'm not drunk!" Someone who was counting the money raised his head and protested, but after protesting, he realized that he didn't know how much he had counted, so he lowered his head and started counting from the beginning.

"Aren't you drunk?!" the boss asked Ye Lisi.

Ye Lisi was speechless!

"Well, I've found enough, it's 74 yuan!" Gu An said proudly, and then handed the change to the person opposite, staring at the boss as if he was afraid that the boss would snatch it: "The bill is settled, you can gone!"

boss:"……"

I'm fucking standing in my own shop, waiting for you two, can't I clear the table?

From Gu An's appearance, it really doesn't work.

The boss is also convinced, really convinced, he didn't expect to meet such a strange guest, he turned around and left quickly with a cold snort, regretting that he shouldn't have received such a guest tonight!

Ye Lisi looked at the opposite person who would never do these things in a funny and speechless way, and seriously thought that this person must be too good at ordinary times, for an outstanding him, he would not do such things, so he Will you expose another side of yourself after being drunk, is this considered to release the usual depression?

However, no matter what, Ye Lisi liked it very much.

However, Ye Lisi, who thought the matter would end here, was too naive. Unexpectedly, the person opposite today only started his performance tonight!

"We were tricked!" A few minutes later, Gu An suddenly looked up at Ye Lisi and said angrily.

"Uh..." I don't know what's wrong with the person opposite, but Ye Lisi is still very cooperative with the drunken way of thinking: "What's wrong?"

Gu An pointed his hand in front of the two of them, then pointed at the unfinished dishes on the plate, and finally said firmly: "This chicken is not enough, it's still four pieces short, and they gave us four pieces of chicken less!" Said After that, Gu An was afraid that the person on the other side would not understand, and said firmly: "Because the bones don't match up, two symmetrical pieces are missing in the middle part, the left and right sides, so the boss is short of us. They screwed both of us!"

Ye Lisi: "!!!"

"Boss, come here!"

"Hey, no, you wait..." Ye Lisi had no time to stop, the boyfriend on the opposite side started again, Ye Lisi looked at the boss who came over with a very bad face, Ye Lisi had no doubts, if the boss didn't Because he didn't want to cause trouble, maybe he really wanted to beat the two of them up... Looking at the boss's eyes, Ye Lisi felt that his old face was going to be lost, so he could only explain in embarrassment: "I really drank too much!"

"Boyfriend, I really didn't drink too much!" Gu An resolutely objected.

The boss looked at the two of them dumbfounded for a moment, looking like he was eating flies, and Ye Lisi explained to the boss feebly for the third time: "I really drank too much..."

The boss didn't believe it before, but this time he did!

"I'll say it again, I didn't drink too much. If you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you!" Gu An did what he said, rolled up his sleeves and put all the chicken bones the two of them had eaten in front of him. In front of the boss, While sneering, he skillfully said to the confused boss: "Boss, it's fine if you cheat others, but how can you cheat me? I ate this dish at your place a long time ago, a white cut How much chicken should be? Is it getting worse and worse? If you continue like this, I tell you, you can close your business, come on, see for yourself how much you have lost!"

While Gu An was talking, he quickly put together all the chicken bones in his hands. Except for the chicken head, chicken feet, and parts of the chicken that cannot be used for this dish, all the chicken bones are here, but... …only the four symmetrical bones in the middle are missing.

"Did I wrong you?" Gu An tilted his head and looked at the boss standing next to him with a very wonderful expression. Before the boss could explain, Gu An waved his hand and said decisively: "Don't look at me with questioning eyes. I use skeleton models as toys, and they are all over the house, so I am familiar with the skeleton of any animal. This chicken has all the parts here except the inedible part, but you are missing a whole four. Block, boss, business is not what you do!"

The boss was almost stunned speechless, and after a while he turned his head and looked at Ye Lisi: "He...is drunk?!"

Ye Lisi didn't expect his boyfriend to be so good, so he raised his lips and smiled, with a naughty smile: "I'm not drunk, I'm just joking with you!"

boss:"……"

So the fuck am I drunk?

"However..." Ye Lisi folded his hands and looked at the boss with a very ugly face, with a half-smile: "Do you know that in the underworld... oh, what you call the underworld, how do you treat business? A person who is short on customers at that time?"

The boss seemed to be bewitched by the young man in front of him, and asked blankly: "What will happen?"

Ye Lisi seldom showed such a bright and innocent smile in front of outsiders, but what he said was so gloomy that it made people sweat down the back: "There is a saying in the world that "If you sow beans, you will reap beans, and if you sow melons, you will reap melons." And like those people who deceive customers when they do business in the world, when they go to the underworld, they will also be punished accordingly. How many times have you cheated people in the world? No matter how many catties you have, when you are in the underworld, there will be special little ghosts who will cut off as many catties of meat from you one at a time. If you don’t have enough meat, they will tie you to a "raw meat tree" and wait for you The flesh of the meat has swelled back, and then it will continue to be cut, until all the catties you owed during your lifetime are cut off, and what about the next life..." Ye Lisi said while smiling innocently He said: "Because of such evil deeds, your reincarnation will not be a human being for at least three lifetimes, but will go to the beast realm, and you will be a beast for at least three lifetimes, allowing you to experience the taste of being slaughtered by others!"

After Ye Lisi finished speaking, no one in the shop with the door wide open said anything.

"Huh—bang bang—"

"Meow!"

Suddenly, a gust of wind came from nowhere and knocked down some sundries under the eaves outside the store, and the sound of empty drink bottles rang outside, startling the wild cats secretly looking for food in the corner.

The owner of the store, whose back was facing the store entrance, was also scared and couldn't help shivering a few times. He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and finally came back to his senses. He looked at the handsome young man who was smiling seriously. He said: "You are young, don't talk nonsense! What nonsense, you..."

"Hey!" Gu An suddenly slapped the table and interrupted the boss loudly, anger piled up on his delicate face, he glared at the boss angrily, and said with bared teeth and claws: "Who are you? He is my man. Friend, I can't bear to scold him, what kind of a thing are you? Is he someone you can scold? He is mine, is mine, and if you bully him, do you take me seriously? Are you looking down on me? Me? Do you want to fight? Do you think mine can't beat you? Okay, come on, I want to see who dares to bully my boyfriend in front of me today!" Gu An said angrily, Pull up his sleeves and stand up, looking like a delinquent boy who is about to fight for [-] rounds!

Where does he look like a top student?

The boss who originally just wanted to come to the theory, was first presented with ironclad evidence, and then laughed and said something worthless, but now he just wants to educate the teenager to believe because of a guilty conscience in today's day. Science, but he doesn't want to, he hasn't started educating people yet, so why should he be educated?

Ye Lisi was even more horrified, he didn't expect his boyfriend to have such a side when he was drunk?

How can there be so many turmoil over a single meal?

"Hey, what's going on with the young people nowadays?" The boss also panicked, shaking his head and waving his hands to remind the people who had stood up angrily with their sleeves rolled up: "Student, calm down, I don't deny that we are short It's too late, and I don't mean to scold your friend, I..."

"Boyfriend!" Gu An persevered in correcting the boss's words: "I've said it several times, he is my boyfriend!"

"Okay, boyfriend, boy, boyfriend..." I guess I have never seen such an open young man. When the boss said the word "boyfriend", it was a bit unnatural. I wanted to ask for help, but I thought it was a handsome boy. , as a result, the young man acted like "he's right", the boss finally understood, this fucking... These two people are really a couple, the three views have been refreshed, the boss is a little at a loss for a while, and he has to face To the boy who was about to fight with him: "I already admit that he is your boyfriend, so what happened tonight is all my fault, I, I, I... I will give you a free order!" Not wanting to get entangled any longer, he hurriedly took out four hundred-yuan bills that were not warm enough from his pocket and handed them to the person who rolled up his sleeves: "Come on, come on, I'll make amends to you, it's my fault, my fault, it's all mine wrong!"

The mistake is that I shouldn't receive you two guests!

The boss's intestines are full of regrets, and it is too late.

"Okay!" The person who was about to start a fight immediately froze, reached out and took the money unceremoniously, but still didn't forget to turn his head and look at the person opposite: "Boyfriend, give him the money I just found!"

Ye Lisi pointed to the untouched money that he handed over on the table: "Here it is!"

"Well, not much less!" Gu An counted the money, thought for a while, reached out to greet her boyfriend with his backpack in his hand: "Then let's go, I still have something to do with you!"