Daily life of little monsters

Now that the children are here, so is the task of Fu Xun and Xiao Baiman.

The task given to Fu Xun by the director team is to entertain Xiao Baiman's good friends and make a dinner that children like.

Xiaobaiman's task is to let the children play happily.

"What did Dad write this? I can't understand it at all." Xiao Bai sat in Dad's arms full of distress.

Fu Xun took out the task card in his hand, and taught him to recognize characters one by one: "This means to let Xiao Baiman play well with his friends and not make them unhappy at our house, Dad Then go prepare dinner for you."

【Hahaha, the film king can break three plates just by washing a bowl. I’m afraid he can burn the kitchen down by cooking, but it’s not bad to have a bread machine for breakfast, but I don’t know how to cook for the children at night. 】

【Brother Fu may not know that his halo of overlord has been shattered, and now he is a wife slave, so he is afraid of his wife. 】

[Nonsense, our brother Fu still has his strengths, after all, my wife didn't get up until almost noon today. 】

【Hey hey, yes~】

"Okay~ I got it~" Xiaobaiman jumped up and down happily. There are many interesting places in their house.

"Has Man Man already made plans?" Fu Xun raised his eyebrows in surprise, the child is completely relieved.

"Well, we all go out to play, and it happens that we have two yards here, so the place to play is bigger.

Xiao Baiman thought that they could finally play the game of catching chickens that only middle class and top class can play.

When they were in school before, the teacher didn’t let them play, saying that they were too young to run fast and would fall easily. They could only watch helplessly as the older friends were happily chasing each other on the playground under the leadership of the teacher. They are envious.

Xiaobai ran out of the interview room excitedly and returned to his own room, and loudly said to the children playing on the ground, "Let's go play eagle catch!"

A group of children cheered and stood up: "Okay, okay, where are we going to play~"

"My house is made up of two courtyards. Let's go to the small garden to play. We'll come back after my father cooks. I'm afraid that the explosion in the kitchen will hurt everyone." Xiao Baiman didn't save any face for his father. Just say it.

Several children went downstairs hand in hand, and Niuniu revealed her father's background when she went downstairs: "My father did the same last time, the kitchen caught fire, and the walls were blackened. It was scary to call the police over."

"Then let's run away." A child suggested in fear.

What if it really explodes.

Fu Xun followed behind the child with black lines all over his head. He justified himself: "Uncle won't blow up the kitchen. If you don't believe me, you can ask Manman. Dad made the breakfast in the morning. Didn't it explode?"

"But grandma was there at that time." Xiao Baiman muttered, and after he finished speaking, he took the fat hand and ran away.

The yard has been tidied up by Fu Xun today, it is clean and there is nothing, just convenient for the children.

As soon as Qi Yichen got home, he saw so many children surrounding his brother. Xiao Baiman saw his brother at first glance, and he rushed towards his brother like a small cannonball: "Brother! This is my brother!"

Xiao Baiman jumped up after being hugged, Qi Yichen was almost thrown up.

"Okay, Manman, you calm down first, my brother is about to lose it." Qi Yichen asked for help.

Xiao Baiman quickly got out of his brother's arms, but he was still very excited.

The other children didn't know that the two were not relatives, and looked enviously at Xiao Baiman holding his brother's hand. They wanted him too.

"Hello, brother!" A group of little radish heads shouted one after another, and it's not impossible for me to rub my full brother without my brother~

Anyway, we are all friends~

So Qi Yichen's house was surrounded by a group of little radishes before entering, and in the end it was Xiao Baiman who rescued his brother.

He said loudly: "Let my brother be the hen and Man Man be the eagle, okay?"

Of course the children agree that it feels safe to be protected by their elder brother.

"Brother, how are you? I really want to play eagle and chicken~" Xiaobai put his hands on his face and showed his cuteness to his brother.

Qi Yichen reluctantly compromised: "Let brother go in and put a schoolbag first."

Only then did a group of children let Qi Yichen go: "Brother, come quickly~"

Xiao Baiman couldn't bear it anymore, and the children were already lined up.

"Wow~" Xiaobai put his hands next to his face to scare the children, "you have to hide faster, you can run fast~"

Pang Pang said with a bitter face: "Don't catch Pang Pang Man Man, Pang Pang can't run fast~"

"Hey, I'm going to catch Pangpang soon, the fat chick should be delicious~ woo~" Xiao Baiman frightened the children.

But the child is so cute, Chubby is no longer afraid: "It's not when it's full."

Only Niu Niu is arranging her hair beautifully: "Is Niu Niu's hair messy? Is there anyone who doesn't like Niu Niu on the show~"

"No, Niu Niu is the most beautiful child in the Sunshine Class~" the children rushed to comfort Niu Niu.

Because there is only one girl, Niuniu, in the sunshine class.

The others are all little boys, but Niuniu's temperament is bigger than Xiao Yu'er and Pangpang, and tougher than most little boys.

Qi Yichen took off his coat and came out to stand in front of the children. He worriedly looked at the bunch of radish heads at the back and Xiao Baiman who was still walking wobbly in front, and said worriedly, "Manman, don't run too fast. Otherwise, it will hurt if you fall."

"Got it~ brother!" the children said in unison, they couldn't wait any longer.

"Ah ah ah ah it's started, Manman is here~ Manman is going to catch you all, ouch~" Xiao Baiman shouted to start after his brother stood up, he was so excited.

The children hiding behind Qi Yichen also screamed, and Qi Yichen felt as if he was standing inside a group of screaming chickens.

"Ah ah ah ah ah brother is full, turn around quickly! Hurry up!"

Slowly Qi Yichen also threw himself into it, preventing Xiao Baiman from letting him catch the chick.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~"

[My God, I really never imagined that one day I would be able to watch children play eagles and chickens with such enthusiasm. 】

[The important thing is that these children are not bears at all, they are much better than those bears in the news. 】

[Yeah, I really see the overwhelming love of mothers, I really want to hug the babies and hold them high, they are really cute~]

[Yes, yes, Xiaobaiman's place is much better than other houses. The neighbors have cried a few times, and I don't even want to watch the crying. 】

[Me too, I didn't expect that there are completely two styles of painting here, and I won't leave here if I live here. 】

[By the way, how is the film emperor's meal doing? 】

【Stop talking, I've already made an egg...】

[Tut tsk tsk, what can I do, eat No.1, my wife scolded him! 】

[My wife has already gone, so it's fine if I feel sorry for my wife to take care of Xiao Baiman, but also take care of the trash actor. 】

[Squeeze my wife's shoulders from the air~]

【Pinch ~】

Bai Heyu didn't expect Fu Xun to be so stupid, no wonder he would rather go out early in the morning to buy breakfast than buy ingredients to cook at home.

Bai Heyu walked into the kitchen with disgust when he heard the children's screams and laughter at the door: "Don't really burn the kitchen down, it will leave a psychological shadow on the children."

Fu Xun was sweating anxiously, not knowing why the fire couldn't be turned off: "My wife, hurry up, the fire can't be turned off."

Bai Heyu was taken aback when he heard this address, and it was fine to call his wife when introducing himself in front of others. After all, it was for the sake of the children, but it was unexpected for Bai Heyu that the two of them still called his wife now.

But the man who was busy in front of the stage didn't seem to realize that he just called out the title in his heart, and he was still fighting with the fire.

Bai Heyu rubbed the man's waist, pretending to be disgusted and said: "You start first, why didn't you turn on the hood when you turned on the gas stove?"

Bai He was convinced, and the smoking machine at home turned on when it was turned on. I don't know why it was different in Fu Xun's hands. Only when the fire was turned on, the smoking machine was still turned off.

Fu Xun stood aside with a shovel and watched his wife busy. Bai Heyu turned off the fire on the pot, and the eggs were all black.

The children stopped playing hawks and chickens, and gathered around the kitchen door curiously, looking at the black bottom of the pot and the black lump in the trash can.

"Squad leader, can we still have dinner today?" They smelled the stew when they were playing just now. The first thought in all of their minds was that the pot was burnt, and the second was to go and see Dad Manman Did you blow up the kitchen?

Fortunately, no, both parents are fine.

"Uncle, why don't we stop eating it? Don't do it, we are afraid!" said a child.

Fu Xun felt embarrassed, but it was Bai Heyu who helped him out: "Uncle Bai will do it this time, let Uncle Fu accompany you to watch TV."

Fu Xun was kicked out of the kitchen like this, he was afraid that if he continued to do this, he would really leave a psychological shadow on the children.

"Dad is not sad, I like Dad very much." Xiao Baiman also forgot the previous unpleasantness with Dad now, he hugged Dad's leg intimately, comforting him.

Fu Xun was even more disappointed. After learning how to cook for a few days, he still only knew how to make sandwiches. Now he couldn't even scramble eggs well.

"Wooooow, Dad Manman is so stupid!" Fu Xun knelt down and hugged the child's fat waist.

Xiao Baiman was also in a hurry, he pulled his father's hair vigorously, trying to make him raise his head so that he would not cry, but his father's hair was pulled upwards, and Father Fu was still whining.

Xiaobai asked Bai's father anxiously for help: "Daddy is crying!"

Bai Heyu turned his head to look, and unceremoniously kicked Fu Xun's ass: "Can you do something serious, and still pretend to cry!"

Fu Xun hurriedly stood up and picked up Xiao Baiman and slipped away. Xiao Baiman was relieved to see that his father was not really crying. He patted his father's shoulder angrily: "The teacher said, a man can't cry, dad If you cry, you're not a man."

Fu Xun rubbed his son's head, hugged him and watched TV with the children.

It just so happened that it was time for the animation they usually watched to be updated, and the living room suddenly fell silent, only the sound of laughter.

[Fu Yingdi is worthy of being an actor, his acting skills come as soon as he talks about it, and he even lied to his son. I have to say that my wife is worthy of being the wife's kick just now. 】

[Hahaha, my wife kicked me when I came up, I really didn't give my husband face, I died laughing. 】

[The family status is clear at a glance, so I won't say anything. 】

[I'm a little split now, I can't tell who is the real Fu Xun on TV or in this variety show. On other shows, I, Fu Xun, are noble and elegant, don't suffer from me.In this show, I, old man Fu, No.1 for fear of henpeck, No.1 for fried kitchen.In summary, I'm split. 】

[Yeah, after looking at it for a day, I can't tell which one is the real actor, and I'm in a trance. 】

The discussion on the bullet screen was very lively. Several children in Xiaobaiman's family gathered in a circle, and each of them took a spoon and held a bowl to eat, and there was no need for adults to feed them.

Because the smallest monitor in their class eats by himself, the students in the small class learn to eat by themselves, and when they go home, they eat by themselves and make their parents happy. The most worry-free class I have ever taken.

Of course, the most important role is that the small squad leader in the class takes the lead and does everything by himself, which can set a good example for the friends.

After the meal, the parents came over one after another. When they picked up the children, they saw the children's happy appearance and thanked them. Several friends have already told the parents that they would invite the kindergarten children to play at home. , because the squad leader invited them to come, of course they have to invite them back.

So Xiaobaiman has a new arrangement for some time in the future, going to the children's house to play.

After everyone left, Xiaobaiman sighed: "Oh, they haven't slept in Manman's bed yet, it's a panda bed."

Qi Yichen comforted the child: "It's okay, brother will sleep with you today."

But before that, Fu Xun and Xiao Baiman received a message from the director team: "Your mission has failed."

Xiao Bai didn't understand at all, he looked up and saw his father's chin, Fu Xun lowered his head and rubbed his chin on the child's face, making the child giggle.

director:……

After playing for a long time, Fu Xun continued to ask: "Then, what punishment is there?"

Director team: "Xiao Baiman will accompany you to wash the dishes, you are not allowed to use the dishwasher, and you have to get up early tomorrow to go grocery shopping, so Xiao Baiman will go too."

This time the child understood, and he asked with a bitter face, "Why is Manman? Manman is playing with the children."

The director team said ruthlessly: "Because you and Dad are one in this program, no matter what task you have to complete, this dinner was made by Dad Bai, so Dad Fu's mission failed!"

Xiaobaiman stared at his guilty father with panda eyes, sighed silently, and said helplessly: "Well, who made Manman's father an idiot, Manman can only tolerate him."

"Let's go~" Like a child or an adult, he took Fu Xun out to wash the dishes with his hands behind his back.

The director team saw that the roles of the two people seemed to have lost their roles, and almost died of laughter.

The barrage is very embarrassing hahaha.

[Hahahaha I can't do it anymore, cubs, we're still broadcasting live, save some face for dad, the underpants are going to be gone, die laughing! 】

【Hahahahaha who did you learn this backhand from? My kids love it too. He learned it from his grandpa, like a little old man. 】

[Zai Zai's tolerant father looks like a knife stabbing Fu Xun ruthlessly, Fu Xun's aura of the actor is really broken into pieces. 】

[Hahahahaha I laughed so hard, I didn't expect the film king to be like this at all, but he is quite down-to-earth. 】

【really】