God has been dead for 300 years

So I waited for more than ten days.

In the meantime, two immortals and a demon sat facing each other, talking about the ethics of good and evil from the mountains and rivers, and talking about the anecdotes of the world from the treasure of cultivation.

Finally, Hua Ying killed the song ten times.

Yuan Wei still has no news.

Until one day, the spine drum that had not sounded for a hundred years in the fairy world was like thunder.

The spine drums, no one in the Immortal Hall can be absent, if a stick of incense does not arrive, the next day can only be relegated to the animal realm, and after seven or eight lifetimes, you can only return to your job after receiving enough lessons.

Before leaving, Ge Yi also gave the two a puppet mouse, but Hua Ying politely refused and to no avail, she smashed the thing into pieces with a smile.

Ge Yi didn't care, blinked and said, "Shenjun Huaying, bring me something, bring it, we are friends, I will know everything you want to know, and I will talk about it."

Li Bai rolled his eyes, "Ten days ago you said you knew everything without saying anything, but after ten days passed, the conditions have been added, but you don't know how much truth has been added to the words."

The two quickly returned to the fairyland.

In the sky above the resplendent Immortal Hall, a gap as wide as a street opened its teeth and claws towards the two of them.

In that crack, there is a big cloud crane with a long beak and white feathers, which is covered with iron chains and scarred.

There was a loud noise, and looking at the roof of the Immortal Hall, there was a roar of thunder, and several bowl-thick lightning bolts fell on Yunhe, forming a pouring rain of blood. The Yunhe hissed and roared in the rainstorm, "Yi you, you are domineering, you deceive me, you are selfish, you are not good—"

He seemed about to utter evil words again, but Immortal Zunyiyou was already dressed in a long robe with wide sleeves, majestic and dignified, tore his mouth open.

With just a click, Yunhe's long beak fell into the Biling Pond to the left of the Immortal Hall, splashing and splashing, and after a few grunts, the Biling Pond digested the long beak.

Yi, your voice is extremely pleasant, but the words you speak are full of anger, he said, "Stealing the treasure of the Immortal Palace, you are still stubborn. If you hadn't thought of your meritorious service in ruling over the years, this deity will demote you to the mortal world at this moment and become a beast! "

Immediately, he seemed to remember that Yunhe itself was a bird, and he was not much better than an animal, and saw Huaying leisurely fanning the fan to watch the show, and you continued to push and step on the knife, "If you call again, I will let you Go to the north and be the fattest chickens, ducks and geese, and roast and eat it for that lazy Huaying to make the best use of it!"

Yun He, whose mouth had been shaved off, naturally couldn't make a sound, but his round eyes looked like they were about to spew fire, staring at Yi You hatefully.

Li Bai stretched out a finger, pointed lightly at the long beak that had disappeared in the Biling Pond, and said euphemistically, "Isn't that object raised by Immortal Yunhe for hundreds of years?"

Huaying covered her face and smiled, "The long beak and fur are the things he cares about the most, just like my master, I love sweet cakes the most."

Li Bai: "..."

Hundreds of immortals have already gathered in front of the Immortal Hall, those who have nothing to do with themselves caressing their beards and sighing, some who look like Hua Ying watching a play for fun, and some are actually persuading you in front of Xian Zunyi.

Look, it seems that Immortal Yunhe is very popular in ordinary times, and a dozen people are chattering about his disaster.

But, if you listen carefully, it is saying:

"Honorable Immortal, 800 years since Yunhe Xianjun entered the Immortal Palace, he has gone up the mountain of swords and down the sea of ​​fire for you. 600 years ago, the descendants of the demon king raised troops to usurp the throne. He was the one who stood in front of you. He deserves credit for his hard work. !"

"Let's talk about that 300 years ago, a Hanshen Lord made a strong statement and refused to admit it. He was the one who blocked the gates of the Immortal Palace. He was quick-witted, courageous, courageous and resourceful. He is a loyal supporter of your faction!"

"Yes, for the past 300 years, Immortal Yunhe has ruled the west and the northwest without fault. Today's punishment is already severe enough, let alone ten days and a half months. If there is another punishment, wouldn't the northwest be in chaos? It's a pot of porridge!"

"Extremely, extremely, if the hearts of the little immortals who have just entered the fairy world are chilled by this, it will be a big deal!"

Yiyou sneered and said, "It's just because I'm afraid that Yunhe will be seriously injured. You have to patrol the realm more in the lower realms. How is Yunhe so smart? He won't just find an excuse to grab the 'Ling Antler' and return it to me Question, do you think that the dozen or so of you are being smart? The immortals from the north to the southwest are smart, they hide far away, and let you bunch of little immortals who don't have a place to chatter endlessly. It will lead to misfortune."

The ten or so little gods immediately fell silent, and did not dare to speak any more.

Spirit antlers, this is a treasure that is expected to reproduce the illusion of "seeking dreams".It is rumored that thousands of years ago, a party in "Xunmeng" went back to the mirror lake. The spiritual power of the mirror lake can help the immortal to clarify the "evil" fairy, commonly known as the "knowledge of everything". In a northern forest.

There was a deer in the forest that had just struggled out of its mother's womb. It was a coincidence that the spiritual power back to the mirror lake was poured into the mouth of this little deer.

The Yaojun Xiyi was overjoyed, and brought him back to the fairy world, and taught him carefully.

After another 400 years, the spirit deer has fully inherited the spiritual power of backtracking Jinghu Lake, and when it is about to be used-the spirit deer country was slaughtered, the spirit deer went to the next generation, the descendants of the demon king rebelled, and all the demons in the demon world were killed. Drive out of the Immortal Hall.

As a result, the Inheritance Demon who went back to Jinghu disappeared again.

Another 300 years later, by chance, the Immortal Venerable sent Yunhe to take it back to the Immortal Realm, only to find that the treasure was lifeless like a gourd with its mouth sawn off, so it was offered to the Immortal Hall for 300 yuan. Year.

Someone once asked Immortal Yunhe, how did he obtain this 'spiritual antler'? Did it take three hundred rounds of battle, the color of the world changed, the blood flowed, and several sets of armor were smashed?

Immortal Yunhe went around watering the tea garden again and again, while pretending to think, after a long while, he said, "Forgot."

Immortal: "..."

Since then, the news that Immortal Yunhe is a broken tea green fairy who doesn't understand the world and deserves to grow that one-acre three-point land has spread like wildfire.

Now, this 'Pocha Green Immortal', who focuses on growing tea, will have another title of 'Immensely Stupid' on the Fengming List.

Only Huaying whispered to Li Bai, "It's not an exaggeration to say that this Yunhe is Yi you's own son, Yi you have taught Yunhe 800 years, from childish babbling to adulthood, like a master like a father Breaking my heart, Yunhe stole my father's things, no matter what, it is common sense to say hello."

Li Bai nodded his head half-understood, hesitant to speak, but said euphemistically, "It's reasonable, I understand it, except IQ."

Huaying smiled and remained silent.

In the end, Immortal Yunhe, who was fed up with the criminal law, fainted, and several little immortals carefully dragged the huge Yunhe into the prison.

The meeting finally started.

Some people said, "In fairness, the theft of a treasure should have stripped the fairy status, but considering that the Immortal Yunhe has diligently guarded thousands of people during the past 800 years, it can be considered lightly."

"Then according to what you said, how should it be?"

"Now that the punishment has been imposed, Immortal Yunhe will not be able to go to the ground for a whole month, so he will have his jurisdiction removed, and spend ten years in prison!"

Hearing this, all the immortals on the left changed their colors, especially those in the southwest and north turned green.

The Xianjun in the southwest is an old man, and he immediately relied on the old to sell his old ways, "The west and south are not peaceful now. If Yunhe faces the wall and thinks about it again, how should he allocate the land under his jurisdiction? I am old and weak and lack spiritual power. Surely there is no way to lend a helping hand, may I ask this Little Immortal of the East, do you have a suitable person in your heart?"

"Oh, why don't you pay off your merits!"

"Yes, yes, the model worker Xianjun who only loves to grow flowers and vegetables and manage chores for the next generation has disappeared. According to Xiaoxian..."

Another humanely said, "Stealing treasures and provoking the immortal, is it possible that this little immortal can easily forgive him? Then can everyone come forward and play with this 'spiritual antler'?"

Someone whispered, "The restrictions set by the Immortal are not something that everyone can break through. When you always talk, you always think that 'everyone' includes you. It's just a joke, huh."

"you!"

……

The Hall of Immortals is the place where all the immortals meet, and the Hall of the Son of Heaven in the mortal world is the place where the emperor goes to court. The Hall of Immortals is more than ten times the size of the Hall of the Son of Heaven.

Hundreds of immortals were inside, sitting in a row, their appearance regular, dignified and solemn, but the words in their mouths became more angry one by one, what's more, the lingering sound circled the beam three times, and it repeated like thunder.

Li Bai followed Hua Ying, at the end, but still dizzy from the noise.

I just don't know what a headache it must be for the Immortal Venerable sitting on the throne.

Look up.

I saw that the immortal had already taken the booklet, and calmly reviewed the trifles of the immortals.

An hour later, the beautiful celestial beings served tea to the arguing celestial monarchs, and the center of the storm finally subsided for a moment.

Immortal Venerable Shi Shiran put down the notebook and said kindly, "Do you have a good plan?"

Yi You heard about it, and smiled slightly, "I know, then let's tie it up first, as for the jurisdiction... let the immortals from the south and the north take care of it!"

The Xianjun in the southwest was overjoyed, shouting again and again to express his gratitude to the Xianzun for his kindness!

Li Bai took a closer look, and saw that the person who thanked him loudly was the gossip fairy he and his master met when they went to UFO Capital, and the little fairy behind them, blinking their big eyes he.

The meeting was dismissed.

On the way back from the Yuxian Mansion, one had to pass by a frozen lake, and there was no one around, Li Bai said, "The old fairy who governs the southwest, said on the surface that he was grateful to the immortal, and he was full of admiration, but Yun He Xianjun had an accident, and when the Immortal Venerable needed his help in the area under his jurisdiction, he was very quick to refuse."

Hua Ying hadn't been very interested since returning to the fairy world, but after hearing Li Bai's words, she immediately replied, "Since he is an old fairy, his spiritual power is gradually fading like a flood, how can there be such a thing?" Lots of energy."

Li Bai said, "Don't lie to me, since ancient times, the east has been the land of disaster, and the west, especially the southwest, is equivalent to a place for the elderly. It would be nice to have a chance to get rid of the next demon once a month, and the southwest' Wanminshen' is not accepted now, he is old, isn't there a young seedling next to him? I think he has a good foundation, and the old man never thought of giving his young disciple a chance to practice, but he pushed it out."

Li Bai said again, "Guess it's because I'm afraid of repeating the road from Yuxian Mansion again, so I'm going to be obscene."

Huaying's footsteps paused, her eyes darkened, and she said, "The matter of Immortal Yunhe is not what you think."

Li Bai's heart that was slightly excited sank suddenly, as if he had been seen through, he said in a low voice, "I didn't think about anything, I just thought that Immortal Yunhe is an immortal no matter what, how could he be stupid? For this sake," looking away, he said again, "Since Yushenjun and Yihanshenjun have followed the immortal for hundreds of years, isn't it...then Yunhe Xianjun can't be the same?"

Huaying rubbed his head, kissed him suddenly, and said, "Guess what Yuanwei said to Yunhe?"

Li Bai opened his mouth wide, his expression was dull, and he was stunned.