Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

Sitting around and worrying is not a problem, no matter what, we must actively find a way out.What's more, it's difficult to say, but it's not so difficult as to be a dead end.Yu Zhile didn't hesitate much, and quickly asked: "Mr., what hobbies and specialties do you have?"

hobbies?

"There is nothing else, but good soil." After Qu Shanwen said this, he realized it, and quickly said with a smile: "I don't have any great skills, but I live in the soil and have dealt with the land all my life. I don’t know much about the soil. If it’s feasible, I would like to ask Minister Yu to take the trouble to find a related job.”

When it comes to land, Yu Zhile's first reaction is that Mr. Yuan, who is honored as the modern Shennong, has a demon in his successor.What is more suitable for Qu Shan than being the successor of Shennong.How crops grow is closely related to the soil.Although it is a bit cruel to let an old man go to the field for experimentation, Mr. Yuan is still very old, and he still goes to the field in person.Many researchers, no matter how old they are, stick to their posts until their death, sticking to every step and dedicating their lives.With these examples, although Qu Shan is a bit older, if he really engages in this industry, his age is not too abrupt.

Unfortunately, soon, Yu Zhile thought of something else.Since ancient times, being a farmer has never been easy.Even if there are all kinds of agricultural machinery to help.It is true that machinery has greatly reduced the burden and pressure on farmers, but this is only part of it.Other places that should be tiring are still not too easy.

Facing the loess and back facing the sky, this is the truest portrayal of the peasants.Leaving aside the hard work involved, just working under the scorching sun can be ruled out.Earthworms are afraid of heat and light.Yu Zhile always kept this in mind.It is said that some studies have shown that if an earthworm is exposed to the sun, it will die in less than 10 minutes.

Even if Qu Shan has become a spirit, not an ordinary earthworm, the sunlight will not kill him, but looking at the way he uses an umbrella as a crutch, it is obvious that with his current cultivation level, the sunlight still affects him to some extent.Otherwise, he wouldn't have made such a fuss, and would have to bring an umbrella to get in the way when he went out.

In this case, it is not feasible to study crops.

First ruled out this item, and soon, Yu Zhile thought of another one.What is closely related to the land is more than just crops.Geological surveying is more suitable for Qu Shan than agronomist.

Thinking of this, Yu Zhile asked, "Old man, how about the geological surveyor?"

Sir, I don't understand this.

As a real antique goblin who just entered the world not long ago, Qu Shan was a little embarrassed. He stretched out his hand to support him, pulled the crutches that had slipped to the side of the seat and put them back, Qu Shan asked with a little embarrassment: " Minister Yu, what exactly does the geological surveyor you mentioned do, can you explain in a little more detail?"

The word geology sounds like it has something to do with the land, but inspector, what kind of investigation method is this?Qu Shan had many questions in his mind, and he didn't feel ashamed, so he asked them directly.Hearing this, Yu Zhile realized his negligence only now, but if he really wanted to explain it, he couldn't explain it in a few words.

What's more, Mr. Qu doesn't know much about this profession, and Yu Zhile is actually not much better than him. He only briefly read a little in the database.After all, he is also a layman.Don't explain and explain at that time, and then lead the other party to the side door and into the ditch.

Yu Zhile quickly turned on the computer, typed the word Geological Surveyor, pressed Search, and turned the screen to Qu Shan.

When receiving the ID card, while waiting for the ID card to be produced, Qu Shan also took advantage of this time to simply receive training from special departments to join the WTO.Among other things, he can still recognize all the Chinese characters commonly used in modern times.Qu Shan immediately got a clear understanding of the various work branches of the geological surveyor.

This is really a good job, with fame, income, and high social status, which shows how hard Yu Zhile puts his heart into it.However, Qu Shan has lived to this age and knows himself well.

"The old man has his age, but he is wasting his time, and his cultivation level is not considered high." Otherwise, the human form would not show such an old state.Of course, this means that he feels that the elderly are respected and it is easy to establish prestige.But more, it was because his cultivation base was too low and he couldn't control himself.Otherwise, if you can be young, who would like to drag an aging body?

As the saying goes, old people are pretty when they are old, and old people are pretty when they are old.Who wouldn't want to look young and handsome?

Even the elderly are more convincing. There is a feeling that they have lived a long life and experienced a lot of experience.It's like going to a Chinese medicine hospital to see Chinese medicine. Old Chinese medicine practitioners are always more likely to convince patients than younger doctors.As soon as we met each other, the old Chinese doctor didn't do anything. Just because of his age, it made people feel that his medical skills were superb.But no matter how old he is, there is no need to be as old as he is now.For many people, an old man in his fifties, five or sixty years old, already gives people the feeling that they have enough experience.Seventy-eighty years old can still do things, but it seems that it is a bit too old.Just like burnt food after the heat has passed, people can't help but wonder whether this food can still be eaten.The food is like this, and for the same reason, people who are too old can make people question whether he can still do things, whether he is old and dim, is he old and confused, and is his mind clear?Wait for a series of questions.

All in all, such an old-fashioned appearance did more harm than good to Qu Shan.In many places, the conditions of the natural environment are very harsh.If he really asked him to lead a team out to investigate geology, even if the leaders above knew Qu Shan's identity well, they would inevitably worry that he would go out alive and come back dead at such an old age.Even if the leader is not worried, the colleagues will always murmur when they see it.There is nothing wrong with loving and respecting the elderly, it is a good moral character.But when you are working, you have to bring an old man to slow you down, isn't that annoying.

Colleagues are easy to get along with each other. It’s one thing to have estrangements. What’s more, it’s always inevitable to be exposed to wind, sun, and rain when investigating the geological environment outside. Not to mention the hard work, he still can’t hear the noise and can’t accept it. Extremely cold or hot environment.

Regardless of the fact that earthworms can be seen everywhere in the rural land, they seem to be easy to raise, but they look like weeds, and they can live and thrive wherever they are placed.In fact, on the contrary, the whole family is very delicate and expensive. I don't know if there are princes and grandchildren, but they definitely have the disease of princes and grandchildren.

"Working outdoors, I won't be afraid of your jokes." Qu Shan could not help showing a wry smile on his face: "I really can't do this." Geological exploration everywhere is not an easy job.

Yu Zhile thought about it too. Geological surveyors have to suffer as much as agronomists.

This doesn't work, that doesn't work either, what kind of job to introduce to Qu Shan next is a big problem.Yu Zhile even thought about starting a business, but he didn't have any good ideas.If you want to start a business, you can’t go to a certain treasure to open a small shop selling various nutritional soils, right?

Well, it's not impossible. If you think about it carefully, the feasibility is still very high.

Yu Zhile put this plan on standby.If there is no better way out, this is it!

Just when Yu Zhile was about to talk to Qu Shan, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in Yu Zhile's mind, and he thought of a brilliant idea.

Outdoor work is no good, but who said that to be an agronomist and geological surveyor, you have to run around outside every day and work under the scorching sun?

It is not uncommon for there to be agronomists and geological surveyors who only occasionally go to the experimental field, or go out to investigate geology, and more often stay in the house.It is not enough to stay in school and take office.If you are a teacher, it doesn't matter if you are a little older.The old professor is patient and teaches carefully.Many old teachers who have been rehired are not young.The older they get, the more they appear to be highly respected and knowledgeable.As soon as Yu Zhile brought this point up, Qu Shan was tempted.

This seems like a good place indeed.The salary is considerable, the benefits are good, the teaching time is short, and there is enough time to practice.If he stayed in school, it would be a good choice for him, whether it was to become a teacher in the agricultural college or become a geologist.Just basking in the sun once in a while is not unbearable.He is no ordinary earthworm after all.

"However, although I have enough understanding of various soils, these alone are definitely not enough to be a teacher." Good jobs have already been placed in front of him, but Qu Shan still said frankly.

His understanding of the soil comes from his talent, but there is no way to teach talent.They are not of the same race, but they can still find ways to stimulate the other party to arouse their instincts.

He can't find a bunch of earthworms to teach him!A room full of human students, no amount of stimulation can change their race.Not awakening is not awakening.

Among other things, when you are a teacher, you must have good morals!

It has to be this model, and play a good leading role.

Yu Zhile respected Qu Shan's character of being a demon, and explained comfortingly: "You don't have to worry about this, I will definitely find someone to train you in advance, and you will be done after a few years of learning." The study time is still long, Qu Shan already has a certain foundation. With this natural advantage, the goblin has a good learning ability. Maybe at this time next year, he will be able to see Qu Shan appearing on the university platform with a cane.

That's fine.Hearing this, Qu Shan felt relieved.Between being Shennong's successor and a geological surveyor, after careful consideration, Qu Shan finally chose the latter.After receiving the introduction letter from Yu Zhile, Qu Shan stood up after thanking him, opened his umbrella, and left the small building slowly.

"Hey, have you heard?" A student bumped his friend with his shoulder, gossiping.

"What did you hear? Apart from a new professor, what news is there recently?" Another student flipped through the book and asked casually.

"Here!" The student who spoke first put his hands together and clapped his hands: "What else can I say, isn't that what I want to say? I heard that the new professor is quite old, and he still has three great skills, It's amazing, and I don't know which three. I hope we can have the honor to see it."

"Don't worry, the new professor doesn't teach our major. There must be a chance."

"Too."

Similar conversations occur frequently in the Department of Geological Engineering. The students originally thought that this opportunity must be taught by the teacher for a period of time, and after they get to know each other well, they will show curiosity and ask for it, and the professor will show them something. .I didn't expect the opportunity to come so soon. As soon as the class started, there was an impatient student who couldn't hold back for a while, so he brought it up on the spot.The old professor is a good-tempered person, so he agreed directly without hesitation.

Born in the soil, living in the soil, even the cave after becoming a spirit is opened in the soil.Qu Shan and the soil have always been together, even as an omnivorous animal, he does not eat soil, but Qu Shan's understanding of the soil is definitely ahead of other people and monsters.

Because he knows enough, when faced with soil, he often only needs to look at it to know what kind of soil it is, what minerals it contains, and what energy distribution it generally has.Even if all kinds of soil are mixed together, it is difficult to distinguish the result with the naked eye, as long as he lowers his head and sniffs, he can smell seven or eight parts.If you haven't found the result yet, you can finally dip your finger in a little dirt and put it in your mouth to taste it. You can't hide anything from him anymore.

Really eat dirt!

Looking at it, smelling it, and tasting it are things that Qu Shan knew well before further studies.After finishing his advanced studies, he has learned a lot of new knowledge, but he did not throw away the old methods.After only two classes for the senior students, the news got out that Qu Shan was not hesitant to arouse the students' interest in learning by giving lectures to the freshmen.

Many students choose to major in geology. At the beginning, most of them don't love it so much.It's just that the results came out, and the scores looked similar to the admission line for this major. I thought I could pass the exam, so I chose it.They don't know what geology is, and the reason why they chose it among so many majors with similar scores is just a coincidence.Qu Shan loves the soil from the bottom of his heart, and this love is no different from plants that need to take root in the soil to absorb nutrients.Their lives are closely related to the soil.

If the students are not interested or do not understand, as a teacher, he must try every means to arouse the students' desire to study and understand geology in depth.Now that you have chosen this major, you must learn it well.Hearing this, Qu Shan immediately asked people to dig some soil from outside the classroom in several different places: "You must not worry about the soil I brought myself, even if I recognize it by then, you will I think I cheated. Let you do it yourself, and you can make it yourself. There will be no problem. I just stay in the classroom and don’t go out. So many students are watching, and it also prevents me from playing tricks and knowing in advance. "

Besides, he didn't expect this when he came to class, he would be empty-handed and there would be no dirt.Left and right are all done by someone. Instead of doing it yourself, it is better to let the students do it, so as to save them from doubting.

It makes sense, after hearing the old professor's words, the students below each looked at each other, and immediately walked out five of them, digging randomly around the campus.

Soon, several small handfuls of soil were sent back by the students one after another.

"This soil is from a flower bed, where pansies were planted. The young man dug it from the library, right? I remember that in our school, there are only a few flower beds in front of the school library where pansies were planted."

"Well, this should be the soil from the experimental field. Did you say hello to the person guarding the experimental field when you dug? Don't dig up the experimental plants of others. When the time comes, the seniors will not be able to graduate. Be careful of them Greet you with a hoe."

As he said that, Qu Shan sniffed the soil again, and he was sure that the handful of soil in his hand was dug from the experimental field: "It must be an experimental field with rapeseed flowers. It has just been fertilized. The little girl still He dared to do it, thanks to the chemical fertilizer." Although he didn't dislike the farmyard manure, but the smell of the farmyard manure was much more ecstasy than this.

Hearing the professor's words, the female student who ran to the experimental field to dig the soil smiled a little embarrassedly, and quickly responded: "It's the soil where the rapeseed is grown. I was in charge of the rapeseed when I went there." The senior brother in the experimental field happened to be there, and I dug it only after the senior brother agreed. I didn’t dare to move inside, I just grabbed a handful at the corner.”

The professor is really amazing, and this can be found.When she passed by, she had a few words with that senior brother. It was true that the field had only been fertilized some time ago, and the bags of chemical fertilizers were still left on the side of the field.But she had clearly selected it on purpose, looking for soil that could not be seen to have been fertilized, and brought it back. She did not expect the professor to be so sensitive, and she knew everything by just looking and smelling it.It was as if he had been secretly following her, watching her movements.

The female student was surprised, and there was an uproar in the classroom. All the students didn't expect that their teacher could figure out the source of the dirt so easily without using any means.Even what it has planted, it is all clear.

Shouldn't this result be obtained after careful testing with precision instruments? !

There are a total of five parts of soil, and this is less than half of them.There were still some students who were distracted, but their attention was all attracted back.Those who played with their mobile phones put away their phones, those who read comics put away their comics, and those who chatted shut up. Everyone was looking forward to it, staring at Qu Shan's next move, wanting to see how he would determine where the dirt came from.

Qu Shan didn't let them down either. Soon, he put down the previous portion of soil, picked up a new one, and looked at it carefully.