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Seeing the person coming, the panda demon immediately froze, not daring to move.Just as he was thinking about what to do and what to do next, the people outside had recovered from their stupefaction, and someone couldn't help but ask, "What's going on?"

"Who took Gun Gun out of the garden without permission?" Don't you know that this is a serious violation of the regulations?Even if you like pandas, you can't do this.It can be said that it is very difficult to enter the Shudi Zoo and become a panda breeder.Breeders from all over the world may not be able to come in if they squeeze their heads. How can someone come in but not cherish it?

Although these words are questionable, everyone present has already made up their minds about who brought this panda out.After all, this is not any other place, but a dormitory.Besides the owner of the dormitory, who else could quietly bring a panda in?

No wonder the door was closed so tightly, and the curtains were drawn tightly, not even a single gap was exposed.Someone even knocked on the door, but he was obviously inside, but he didn't dare to answer.He probably wanted to pretend that he was not in the dormitory so that no one would come in and discover all this.It's just that what the other party didn't expect was that the person who knocked on the door thought that something happened to him because he didn't make a sound, so he went to the property directly.

It is also bad luck for new colleagues.Some time ago, there was an electric water heater electric shock incident nearby. I heard that it was discovered too late and could not be rescued, so everyone has been more sensitive to these recently.In normal times, I probably thought that people had gone out, so I wouldn't think too much about it.

I didn't expect a good intention, but it turned out like this.The people present both secretly blamed the Panda Demon for being ignorant and unprofessional, and also regretted that he had just joined the job, a good young man, and his future was ruined like this.After this incident, it is estimated that there will be no way to get along in this line of work in the future.Which zoo dares to hire such audacious staff?The nature is too bad.

This time it was a panda that was snatched out, but what if we get out pythons, tigers and the like next time?Even if it is a panda, it is certainly a cute beast, but at the same time, it is also a fierce beast.

It's okay to put it in your own dormitory, at most you will suffer the consequences, if you harm innocent people outside, it's not something that can be solved by taking the blame and resigning.Several lives were killed at once, human lives and beast lives, and ferocious beasts wounded people, severely injured, or ate people, all of which would be euthanized.If such a tragedy really happened, the new colleagues would at least have to go to the prison to live in a luxury room for a few years, not to mention changing careers to find a job.Until he is released, he will carry guilt for the rest of his life.But guilt is the most useless emotion in this world, and the most pitiful are those innocent people and beasts.

Just when everyone wanted to go back to find protective clothing, and quickly took the panda back to the zoo before anything happened.Hearing about what happened here, the leader who hurried over saw this, pushed aside the crowd and squeezed in.

"What's going on? Why is there a panda here?" The leader walked in quickly, and while his back was turned to everyone, he gave the panda monster a wink.Then he reached out and touched the panda's chubby forelimbs, and said with a sigh of relief: "I was scared to death, where did you buy a doll, it was just like the real one. It made me think that the panda in our zoo had escaped!" "

Hearing the leader's words and hearing the words, the panda demon had an idea, and quickly changed into a human phantom.The phantom of the panda demon came out of the bathroom with the door tightly closed. While wiping his wet hands with a paper towel, he asked wonderingly, "What happened, why are you all here with me?"

The Panda Demon has displayed his acting skills all his life. With the leader's previous words as a foundation, under the preconceived notion, the Panda Demon's appearance did not arouse others' suspicion.Several colleagues who had a good relationship with the panda demon immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "So it's a doll!" After speaking, they stretched out their hands to stroke the frizzy hair, and one of them pinched the panda's ear.After withdrawing their hands, they couldn't help sighing: there are such realistic dolls, they stay with Gun Gun every day, and people who meet each other day and night can't tell the real from the fake.No wonder someone misunderstood just now.

The main body was tampered with. In order not to be discovered, the panda demon was full of discomfort and still endured it.

But the colleagues are still chatting: "This doll must be very expensive, even the small details such as body temperature are simulated in place."

"Is it specially made? I didn't pay attention to it before, but now I found out that it seems to be made according to the appearance of the mascot. It looks like the mascot is still alive when it is placed here." Colleagues The mascot in the mouth refers to the panda demon.Because the Panda Demon used to be the mascot of the Olympic Games, it got such a nickname.

It can be said that they are very envious, and they also want to sleep together with Gun Gun.But I didn't expect that the new colleague was quite childlike. He went to the bathroom halfway through the game, and before going to the bathroom, he still didn't forget to put the doll on his seat, pretending that the panda was playing the game.Young people are so energetic!

But he was in the toilet, no wonder he didn't hear anyone knocking on the door just now.I just heard that, when I was halfway through solving my physical problems, I probably couldn't come out and open the door.The colleagues consciously guessed the truth, and they were all convinced of their conjectures.

Hearing what my colleagues said, the panda demon who was misunderstood by them couldn't speak, so he had to throw the used tissues into the trash can, stretched out his hands and hugged the main body back to the bed, and replied awkwardly: "I have liked pandas since I was a child, that's why I love pandas." Come to be a breeder. My favorite panda is the mascot." Of course he likes himself.The Panda Demon said these words without any guilt, that's how sincere it is.

Unexpectedly, when he successfully became a breeder, the mascot had passed away for a while, and he hadn't even seen the last face.When the colleagues heard the words, they immediately understood.No wonder he was willing to spend money to order a mascot doll.

The Panda Demon didn't say much in total, and his colleagues made up everything in his head.The panda demon was happy and relaxed, wishing they would think so, so he didn't make any excuses.

Afraid of touching other people's sad things, no one asked any more, and everyone left one after another.Soon the whole room was gone.Seeing this, the leader didn't want to stay alone, so he also followed. Before leaving, he didn't forget to turn his head, and gave the Panda Demon a hard look: he will definitely cause trouble for him!

The Panda Demon put on a flattering smile, and with a 'beep', the flame that had sprung up in the leader's heart because of what happened just now was extinguished at once.

Well, what else can I do, accept my fate, and continue to clean up the mess for him.Who made him cute!

The leader shook his head and left, hating himself for not living up to expectations.

After the leader was settled, Panda Yao closed the door and sat back in his seat. Just as he was about to continue playing the game, he saw that his microphone was not turned off. His teammates had been excitedly swiping the screen in the team chat for a long time.

zoo!

panda!

Thanks to the good quality of the local tyrant's microphone, he heard clearly what was said just now. The local tyrant is working as a breeder in the zoo, and it seems that he is responsible for taking care of the national treasure.

[Boss, let’s discuss it. I don’t want your gold anymore. I’ll take you to play games for free. How about you sending me cute photos regularly?It would be even better if there is a small video! ] Gun Gun, that's Gun Gun, a living giant panda!Thinking of the naive appearance of the panda, the teammate's heart fluttered.Compared with this, what is the equipment money earned from local tyrants!Big deal out of pocket!

He likes pandas, otherwise he wouldn't have met the two rookies with pandas in their names. He was so excited and felt that they had ruined the name of pandas.

No money, just rolling photos and small videos?

What's so difficult about it.There is no need to find the same race, there are ready-made ones.The panda demon decisively betrayed his 'beauty', found two photos of himself from the mobile phone album and sent them over, and also included a small video for free, which made his teammates excited and immediately patted their chests Guarantee: "As long as you send me these every day, I will definitely turn you into a master and teach you one-on-one!"

The panda demon sat up a little unconsciously.Although he has always been sought after by people, this is the first time he realizes how valuable his photos are, and he is also proud of his charm.

That's it, although there are occasional mistakes, but with the help of the leader to cover, every time there is no danger.The panda monster is eating snacks and playing small games. Occasionally, when he gets bored, he will go to the garden to play with pandas, let alone live a happy life.To be honest, Yu Zhile cried with envy when he followed up with this. He specially bought a game account and abused the panda demon several times before he went offline refreshed.It made the panda demon jump wildly, and while calling for his teammates to escort him, he said that he wanted to fight Yu Zhile in person.

Of course, he was just talking.As far as Yu Zhile's cultivation is concerned, it is unfathomable at first glance.Even if the Panda Demon had more guts, he wouldn't dare to fight him.

On the side of Panda Demon, life is good, and on Yu Zhile's side, there is also a new job.A young girl walked in briskly, wearing a light green skirt, with delicate facial features, she looked very fresh.

This looks like a grass and trees fairy.It has to be the essence of the mint plant.Otherwise, there would be no such coolness. When I saw her, it was as if a cool breeze brought in the summer, which was extraordinarily refreshing and pleasant.

Just when Yu Zhile was wondering secretly, wondering if the other party had gone the wrong way, the girl spoke, her voice was like broken ice falling on a jade plate, it was so crisp and sweet.

"My name is Wulu. The main body is a green fur turtle."

It turned out to be a green turtle, no wonder.

The green fur of the green-haired turtle does not grow by itself, but a kind of algae that grows attached to the turtle shell.At first glance, the algae looks like green hair, hence the name.In ancient times, the green-haired turtle was regarded as a fetish.Don't look at Wu Lu's young appearance, she looks like she is only in her early twenties, but in fact there are more than one zero behind.In all likelihood, she is the essence of a green-haired tortoise raised by ancient literati, princes and nobles.

Knowing that the other party was on the right track, Yu Zhile put on a professional smile and asked, "Miss Wu, are you here to find a job, or are you planning to start your own business, so you came here to apply for a subsidy?"

Well, Wulu seems to have already thought about it on the way here. Hearing this, he didn't hesitate much, and said directly: "I can't open a store or start a company. I know my own weight, so I will It's not that big of a deal!"

"I came here this time to find a job. Whether I can make money or not is the second priority." Her master left her a lot of property back then. Among other things, the jade fish tank she lived in was worthless back then. Fei, it's an antique now, and it's an insult to say it's valuable.The fish tank dug out of such a large piece of whole jade has a long enough history, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a national treasure.This black and green is reluctant to sell, and besides, it cannot be sold.She still wants to keep it. If she sells it, won't she lose her nest?However, apart from the fish tank, all kinds of jewelry for decoration in the fish tank are also good things. Just one piece of jewelry is enough for her daily life.

The dark green days are as carefree as her name.But she is not a demon who likes to waste time.Although her master is a boudoir, she has served the country and the people all her life, and even in the end, she died for the country.She is not as capable as her master, but she also wants to follow in her master's footsteps and do something practical for the country and the people.Thinking of this, Wu Lu said: "I just hope that the work I will do in the future will be more meaningful. It's okay to be a little bit hard, and I'm not afraid of suffering."