Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

"Why did my brother ask me to come here?" When Yu Zhile arrived at the company, Yu Zhile just went out to discuss business, and only the assistant was there.In the office, Yu Zhile pulled a chair casually, stretched out her long legs, sat down on it, rested her chin on the back of the chair, and couldn't help asking while waiting for her eldest brother.

Could it be that the elder brother was finally overwhelmed and couldn't understand how leisurely he was, so he planned to stretch his claws on himself and drag him into the water?

It's not like, the elder brother never forced him.Otherwise, he would not have let him go out to find a job.

"It's like this." Facing Yu Zhile's confusion, the assistant explained: "Recently, the logistics department purchased a new batch of snacks, which contain a lot of nuts, pistachios, melon seeds, peanuts, etc., and put them in the snack cabinet."

This Yu Zhile knows that many companies are doing a good job of humanistic care.Tea and coffee are a must, and there are all kinds of drinks, and of course there will be no shortage of snacks.Prepare some snacks to facilitate employees to decompress at work, and also to prevent them from being hungry in the middle of work and affecting their work status.

This considerate service is available in other big companies, and Yu's is no exception.It is normal to purchase snacks. Nuts are a relatively popular type of snacks, and the logistics department has always purchased them.

However, there is no need to tell him about this, right?I don't care about things, I'm just a shareholder who takes dividends and waits to die.

However, the assistant proved with facts that it is still necessary to tell him these things: "I don't know who, took the snacks, didn't eat them after opening and didn't reseal them, put them in the lounge with their mouths open On the coffee table. After a night, I don’t know why I recruited mice.”

God knows why there are rats in the office building, there are anyway.When a few female employees came in to get snacks this morning, they saw it with their own eyes. The screams scared the others into thinking that some murder had happened. They saw the dead body, which made them scream so terribly.

Hearing the movement, when the security guard rushed over, he almost didn't call the police directly.But when they finally found out that it was a mouse, a group of security guards all looked like you were kidding me.However, most of the female employees are still pale, and even the male employees are not in a better state.Their faces were no different from seeing the dead body.

It's been years since I've seen a mouse.Little animals like mice should have disappeared from their lives long ago!The sudden appearance shocked everyone.

No way, catch it.The security guards closed the door of the rest room without complaint, and chased and intercepted the rat.Disappointingly, they struggled all morning, sweating and soaking wet, and were unable to do anything to the mouse.Several times when they met on narrow roads, they were all nimbly dodged by the mouse.In the end, the security guards who caught the mouse even had the feeling that they were playing online games in a group to skip the boss of the dungeon - the level difference between each other was too large, and novice players couldn't do anything to get the full-level boss.

Hearing the assistant's words, Yu Zhile suddenly had a bad feeling.

Unfortunately, soon, his premonition came true.

"There are rats in the break room, making it impossible for the employees below to work normally. Everyone is fidgeting, for fear that the rats will come out from some corner and crawl on them. I wanted to call a company that specializes in catching rats, but Mr. Yu knew I just said that there is no need to be so troublesome, just let you come over." The assistant has been with Yu Zhi since I started the business, and after so many years, of course he knows the boss's family.He also knows Yu Zhile's physique that cats hate dogs, hate ghosts, and see sorrow.Speaking of this, the assistant couldn't hold back the smile on his face at all, he couldn't hold back the smile until his face almost twitched.

Past history has long proved that the humanoid Yu Zhile is very effective in repelling insects and rats.When I first moved here, there were a lot of documents and books in the company, and there were frequent termites in city A. Just in case, Yu Zhiwo had a whim and asked Yu Zhile to come over and walk around the company.Sure enough, the effect is outstanding.When other companies were suffering from termites and asked for help from Miter Company from time to time, only Yu's was always quiet and undisturbed.

Fuck, is this my brother? !

What about the Palm Treasure that was promised, but ended up using my younger brother as rat poison...

Heartbroken!

Yu Zhile obviously thought of the same thing, and immediately glanced at the assistant rather depressedly: "Laugh if you want, don't hold back." Anyway, it's not the first time.Although he still thinks it was a coincidence.You see, isn't this a problem with mice?

For the appearance of the mouse, the eldest brother of the Yu family and his assistant understood it this way.In the past few years, every time Yu Zhile came here, he took the elevator directly to the president's office, and never went down, so after a long time, the smell dissipated, and all the snakes, insects, rats and ants came out.Just like the anthelmintic medicine has the effect, of course it will have no effect after the effect has passed, and it must be supplemented.

The Yu family has always been very safe and sound, no cockroaches, mice, or all kinds of messy bugs.That's because Yu Zhile goes home every day, and the family has never stopped the 'medication'.

And it is true.Yu Zhile hadn't come to the company for a long time, and the aura of a big monster had long since dissipated. The mouse only thought that this was a new territory that was not occupied by the same race. It was lured by the food and tried to enclose the new territory.Unfortunately, the great cause was discovered by humans before it was accomplished.

"Second Young Master, let's go?" Hearing Yu Zhile's words, the assistant really couldn't bear it anymore. After letting go of the smile until his face became sour, he rubbed his face, opened the office door, and asked Yu Zhile pose.

"Let's go." Yu Zhile stood up from the chair speechlessly.

Well, rat poison is just rat poison, no matter if it works or not, it should be regarded as a psychological comfort for them.Thinking about it this way, when he walked to the assistant, Yu Zhile still couldn't hold back, reached out and patted the assistant's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Blind superstition is not a good thing, it's wrong. Don't be reluctant to spend money. Ask a professional rat repellent company to go." It’s not expensive.” What should be spent should be spent.

With the money from hiring someone to exterminate rats, how can any employee bring more benefits to the company?Which is more important, as a professional assistant to the president, you should be able to tell the difference.In order to allow employees to concentrate on their work, they should not let Yu Zhi and me mess around, and they should be persuaded.

Yu Zhile's hidden meaning was so obvious that the assistant who really thought he was useful couldn't laugh or cry, so he could only say: "If it doesn't work, and there are still rats, I must go to a rat repellent company." That's what he said, but the assistant didn't think the medicine was good for rats. will not be removed.He is very confident in Yu Zhile's humanoid rat repellent.

The lounge where the rat was found was on the fifth floor.Yu Zhile went for a walk, and as soon as he entered, he saw the mouse running out in a panic, quickly squeezed out of the half-closed window, and tried to climb down the wall.Halfway through the escape, the mouse's legs were weak for a few moments, and it almost fell from the wall and died.

It was originally for the convenience of catching mice after they ran out, so the security guards who were called didn't even come in handy.They leaned on the window and watched the mouse run away twisting and turning in embarrassment.Unexpectedly, they couldn't bear to pursue the victory.Of course, this distance is not convenient for them to fight mice.

The mouse ran away, and after checking that there were no other mice in the lounge, the assistant took Yu Zhile to another place.From the first floor to the top floor, I went to every department. After making sure that there were no other snakes, rats, rats and ants hiding in the dark, the assistant let Yu Zhile go and sent him back to the president's office.

This time, sitting in the office, Yu Zhile didn't wait long, and Yu Zhiwo came back.Seeing the elder brother, who was dressed in a formal suit, walked in as chic as he wanted, Yu Zhile seriously suspected that his brother was not there just now, just to make it easier for the assistant to call him, and prevent him from calling for help.

But soon, Yu Zhile realized that he was a villain.After his brother walked in, he was followed by a very familiar person.

"Bai Ze?" The world is so small, and Bai Ze knows his brother.Originally, Yu Zhile, who was thinking about when to introduce the two parties, found that it was easier for him.

Facing Yu Zhile's surprise, Bai Ze nodded at him: "Come over here to discuss business. Only after hearing his assistant talk about you, did I realize that this is your brother. When I knew you were here, I came over to have a look."

Yu Zhile suddenly realized, what did he say, his brother obviously has a special reception room, how could he talk about business in the office this time, so that's how it is.

The two are quite familiar, at first they thought Bai Ze was talking politely, he and his younger brother might just know Yu Zhiwo, noticed their way of getting along, and couldn't help raising their eyebrows.

Yu knows what I'm thinking and no one knows.In fact, before coming here, Bai Ze really didn't know Yu Zhiwo's identity, but after seeing the person, it's hard for Bai Ze not to know the aura of the same bloodline as Yu Zhile.

Of the two brothers, one bloodline is about to awaken, but the other is still silent, showing no sign of awakening.But the one with quiet blood, his physique looks much better than the one who is about to awaken.

"Didn't eat well?" Brother Yu, who has been living in the company for the past few days and has not returned home, feels that his brother has lost weight.Hearing Yu Zhiwo's words, Bai Ze couldn't help looking at Yu Zhile with disapproving eyes: I'm already a little malnourished, so what if I don't eat more?

Yu Zhile, whose parents were both traveling in style outside, suddenly felt awkward when facing the two of them, as if two more fathers were taking care of them.The constrained Yu Zhile felt a little helpless: "I eat better than anyone else!" Who is to blame for not gaining weight?Saying thin is definitely your illusion!

Forget it, I can't tell.As a parent, you will never listen to what others say in this regard.Anyway, every time his brother didn't see him for a while, he would feel that he had lost weight the next time he saw him again.He can guarantee that this is definitely an illusion.Scales can testify!

It's a pity that there is no weighing scale in the office, so I can't prove myself.Fearing that the two of them would clung to this matter again, Yu Zhile, who possessed the physique that thousands of girls would envy, quickly changed the subject: "What kind of business are you guys talking about?"

Knowing that Yu Zhile was changing the subject, Bai Ze followed his words and said, "Real estate. I have a piece of land under my name. Your brother is very interested and wants to develop it." As an ancient auspicious beast, Bai Ze's territory has always been Pretty big.He has been a veritable landowner since ancient times.Although after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the land was redistributed by the country, but no one could touch Bai Ze's head.

After all, Bai Ze is an ancient monster, even a relatively kind auspicious beast is not so easy to get along with.It is better not to be guilty or not to be guilty.Therefore, even if Bai Ze took the initiative to vomit out a lot of land, the rest is still considerable.Every year he just sits and does nothing, and even gets soft when he collects rent.

Yu knew that the piece of land I was looking at was originally vacant by Bai Ze, and we had already negotiated about it before, but we were still arguing about the price.But now, although the blood has not been awakened, this is still the offspring of an old friend anyway.This care is still there.Bai Ze felt that he could take the initiative to give up a little on the price.

Seeing that the two brothers have a good relationship and get along very harmoniously, Bai Ze, when he was thinking this way, he didn't realize at all that when he just met Yu Zhiwo and found out the other party's identity, he didn't have such a thought.

Benefit?

joke!

Shopping malls are like battlefields, and there has always been only pennies and pennies.No one thinks there is too much money, there is no reason to take the initiative to give up profits for no reason!