Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

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There was a young boy who actively sent evil spirits and villains to the underworld. Yu Zhile knew from an early age that for humans and even other creatures, death is often not the end, but a new beginning.

The underworld has been in operation since the prehistoric period, and after so many years, it has established a complete management system.As for the retribution of the evil spirits after they go to hell, they have already arranged clearly according to the severity of their sins.

It is said that there are [-] levels of hell, but in fact, the sufferings that evil spirits will suffer are far more than [-] levels.This is probably why Hu Di left the perpetrator until his natural death.Revenge, of course you have to suffer thoroughly.Otherwise, it is no revenge.

Life in the world was difficult, before the perpetrator died, his life came to an end, he regretted it, and felt that after so many years of torture, he was finally going to be free.The ghost messenger jumped out and detained his separated soul, and took him to hell to be tortured.

Thinking about the face of the perpetrator after he knew what he was about to face next, Yu Zhile felt his appetite whetted.

It's nothing to eat an osmanthus duck with Bai Ze not long ago, but now he can eat another duck in front of him!

After seeing off Hu Die, Yu Zhile hummed and returned to his seat.While humming happily, he flipped through the snacks.He didn't have time to eat many of the snacks that Bai Ze brought over in the morning, so he just took them out and tasted them now.Anyway, there is still some time before dinner, and it will be digested after a while, so I am not afraid that I will not be able to eat.

The idea is beautiful, but in practice...

Delicious things often make people want to eat again.Yu Zhile, who agreed to only taste a little, made his stomach half full again.He was eating snacks, his hands and mouth were busy, and his mind didn't stop.Yu Zhile began to summarize the flaws in this work in his mind.

Not long after he started working, he encountered shrimps eating shrimps and ducks selling ducks, which caused his cognition to be biased, and he mistakenly thought that fairies didn't care about these things.However, the fact is that it is very likely that the shrimp demon who eats crayfish and the duck spirit who sells roast duck are the few demons among the fairies.Most goblins care more or less about their fellow clansmen, even those without spiritual intelligence.

Like just now, asking the butterfly demon to sell butterflies, even if they are selling fake butterflies, such an unprofessional suggestion can never be made again in the future.Unless it is sure that the goblin who came here to find a job doesn't care about this, or the goblin brought it up by himself.

Yu Zhile couldn't stop thinking, and his mouth couldn't stop eating.The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was negligent in doing things, and the more he ate, the more he felt that Bai Ze was really a good person, and the snacks he sent were delicious!

Eat another duck tongue.

Maybe another piece of drunken fish?

Crab claws are also waiting for his favor, so they should be treated equally.

Can't be partial, it's wrong to neglect dried shrimp.

If it hadn't been for a guest coming in, if this went on like this, all the snacks in the cabinet would probably be buried in Yu's stomach today.

"My name is Bihu." Seeing the guests, Yu Zhile quickly pushed aside the snacks that were about to bottom out, took off the disposable gloves and threw them into the trash can.It has been proved by practical actions that although he goes to work to fish and eat, he is still very professional.

Thin disposable gloves cannot completely block the penetration of oil.After inviting the person to sit down, Yu Zhile took advantage of the time to get water for the other person's cup and hurriedly washed his hands before returning with a clean cup.After brewing chrysanthemum tea, put it on the small table next to Bihu. After finishing all these tasks, Yu Zhile had time to look at the other party.

Although Bihu has a feminine name, he is a real man.He is good looking, with exquisite features and a well-proportioned figure. It stands to reason that he should be one of the small group of people who shine in the crowd.But in fact, before Bihu took the initiative to speak out, Yu Zhile didn't notice the other party's arrival at all.

Even if Yu Zhile was eating at that time and didn't pay attention at all.The seat where he was sitting was facing the gate, and he didn't notice a big living person walked in. Just being distracted, he couldn't explain it at all.This in disguise shows how low Bihu's existence feels.

Maybe it's because his clothes are simple in style and plain in color, so they are a little unremarkable?

Yu Zhile thought with some uncertainty.

Bihu's surname is Bi, a rare surname.As for the reason why the other party called him this name, was it because he grew up in a lake with thousands of hectares of clear water, or because of something else, Yu Zhile didn't think much about it.After all, there are only a few possibilities, and besides, the other party will soon say it by himself, so there is no need to waste brain cells on this.

Sure enough, the next moment, Yu Zhile heard Bihu say: "My body is a gecko."

It seems to be the homonym of the ontology.

"Looking for a job?" Yu Zhile asked.

Maybe because he didn't expect Yu Zhile to be so direct, Bihu looked a little shy.It seemed that he had exhausted his courage by taking the initiative to introduce himself before.Hearing this, Bihu just nodded and didn't answer.Seeing this, Yu Zhile didn't care, and asked again: "What are your specialties? Do you have any preferences for work?"

Bihu shook his head, and shook his head obediently twice, indicating that he didn't.

There are still such types among goblins. Yu Zhile was delighted and asked, "None of them? Are there any requirements for salary and working hours? If not, I will directly arrange suitable jobs for you to choose."

"You arrange." Bihu didn't shake his head this time, he answered directly.

Okay, it's rare to have such a big room for development.From when Bihu walked in and made a sound until now, every move was played in Yu Zhile's mind like a slowed down movie.With Bihu's temperament.

"What do you think of being a reporter?" Yu Zhile asked, choosing a job that was most suitable for Bihu.

reporter?

Bihu said hesitantly: "Paparazzi?"

These days there are more paparazzi, and the frequency of appearing in front of the public is particularly high.So much so that when many people mention reporters, they think of paparazzi.I didn't expect the goblin to do the same.

Different races, same brain circuits.That's easy to talk about.Bihu's answer didn't cause Yu Zhile any trouble, that's what he originally wanted to say.After all, other types of reporters need to interview others, and Bihu is obviously a goblin who is not good at talking with others.

Although the paparazzi also follow the stars, all kinds of aggressive interviews, but Bihu can choose another path.

For example - ambush in the dark to take pictures, expose scandals online or report content to superiors.

This greatly reduces the number of times Bihu has to deal with others.

"It can't be called a paparazzi. You don't have to shoot celebrity news, you can also shoot something else, which is more valuable." Yu Zhile hinted, afraid that Bihu would not understand, after thinking about it, he said it more directly Said: "When a country grows big, there are no guarantees that there will be moths. Although the people above are also diligently catching worms, there are endless worms, and there are always some well-hidden worms that have not been discovered."

"Furthermore, the people above have limited energy. There are so many officials in the country, and there is no way to keep an eye on them one by one. Let the people below supervise each other, and there are often people who cover each other." Covering each other is a nice way of saying , In fact, it is collusion between officials and officials.

Bihu already understood what Yu Zhile wanted to say.

So, what he has to do is probably similar to the ancient spies?

Seeing that Bihu understood, Yu Zhile continued: "On the surface, you are just an ordinary paparazzi." It's not bad to expose a few celebrity secrets if nothing happens, and it's not bad to confuse the water, just treat it as hiding your identity.

In fact, there was a reason why Yu Zhile was so bold and dared to let Bihu do this.The special department has always been an independent department. Except for the few people and demons at the top of the country, other people or demons have no leadership.There are some things that humans do, which are often not as convenient as goblins.Even if many of those moths are well aware of the existence of goblins.

No matter how careful they are, can they still see through the goblin's invisibility?Even if it is not invisible, Bihu returns to its original shape, and when it becomes smaller, it will be difficult for others to find it if it goes to an inconspicuous corner.

Of course, this is for ordinary people.

It's not that there are no officials of the Yaozu in Huaguo, nor is it that the morality of the Yaozu is generally higher than that of humans, and they don't need supervision.

There are scum in every race, and the monster race is no exception.The reason why they are not afraid of the monster race is because every monster race has sworn to the national law and the way of heaven when they are in politics and the army. As long as they want to improve their cultivation and live, they will not do illegal things .

It is naturally beneficial to let the goblins swear such an oath.After becoming an official, there will be purple air.The longer you are an official, the higher your rank, the more purple energy you have, and the faster you can cultivate.It's a pity that this is only valid for the monster race. Ordinary people have no cultivation, so there is no way to restrain them like this.

This is also a great regret in the hearts of the leaders of Huaguo.I heard that the higher authorities are working on researching ways to allow ordinary people to be restrained. Maybe one day, all officials will be clear, but obviously, it won't be now.

It was precisely because Bihu's sense of existence was extremely low that Yu Zhile thought of him.Otherwise, as an ordinary paparazzi, the money earned would be enough for Bihu to live on.

There are many workers like Bihu recruited above, most of them are selected by special departments, and Yu Zhile has performed well recently, so he is qualified to do the preliminary screening work.

"There are worms in the country, but there are also many bad worms in the people." In recent years, child abuse in kindergartens, poppies added to food, drug abuse and drug trafficking, etc. have been seen frequently.What should be caught still has to be caught.

"But my authority is low. If you are willing to do this, you may still need to be selected." After all, the matter is of great importance.Fearing that Bihu wouldn't like it, Yu Zhile lured him in for a profit: "If you pass the selection, the welfare benefits will be very good, and the country will not treat heroes badly. If you work for decades, you will have enough living expenses for the next few hundred years. That's it. Still taking inflation into consideration. Even if you don’t want to retire, you can still turn to the bright side, and join politics or the army, it’s up to you.” The benefits of Ziqi, as long as you’re not a little demon who is only enlightened, you will understand.

Bihu, Bihu was decisively moved.It doesn't matter if it's purple or not, his temperament is not suitable for military and political affairs, and he still has this self-knowledge.However, the previous ones alone are enough.Doing this job can accumulate merit, not to mention it is good for cultivation, and the income is high, which is outrageously high.In the next few hundred years, you can stay at home without having to deal with outsiders, and you will not be short of food, drink, or money.

Where can such a good thing be found? !

If you miss it, you might lose it.

What's more, the work that is particularly risky for humans is as simple as drinking water and eating for goblins.What kind of work is not to do, of course, to do the job with a higher rate of return.Bihu nodded, and rarely even took the initiative to ask: "How to participate in the selection?"

Upon hearing this, Yu Zhile wrote down a string of phone numbers with a few strokes, tore off the sticky note, and handed the number to Bihu: "Just contact him, he will tell you what to do next."

Because Bihu already had a mobile phone, Yu Zhile didn't equip him with it.After receiving the note, Bihu quickly left.He hurriedly called to ask about the situation.

Successfully solved the job problem of job seekers, and recruited a demon talent for the country.As the first demon talent sent up by him, Bihu has received the greatest attention since Yu Zhile's work.What Bihu did secretly, Yu Zhile didn't know, but as far as Yu Zhile could know, Bihu did a lot on the surface.