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Bai Ze's words completely aroused Yu Zhile's curiosity.

So what, eat and drink enough, and I am tired from reading the database, so I have to combine work and rest when doing things.Yu Zhile, who had just made up his mind to work hard before, decided to relax himself, for example——listen to a story.

"The cat is the emperor of cats?" Otherwise, how could he be called His Majesty, Yu Zhile couldn't help asking.He guessed in his heart that the orange cat next door was probably also a fairy.

Since I started this job, I haven't seen many goblins for more than [-] years, but I have seen them all this year, and there are many goblins I haven't even heard of before, which is really an eye-opener.

The cat demon emperor or something also sounds very majestic.Although this title does not match the fat orange cat next door.I just don't know whether that orange cat is a male cat or a female cat, maybe it's a queen.

Just when Yu Zhile was thinking wildly, Bai Ze, who heard his question, said with a rare smile in his voice: "It's not as simple as the emperor of the cat clan. This cat used to be the king of the monster clan."

Yu Zhile's eyes widened in surprise.Fortunately, the sweet-scented osmanthus duck had already been eaten, otherwise he might be caught in his throat by a duck bone.

The concept of the king of the cat clan and the common king of all the monster clan is different.His previous guess was already bold enough, but he didn't expect the orange cat to be more capable.In ancient times, the Elvis King and the Demon King were just like the lord of a city and the lord of the world, the difference is so-so big!

That fat cat is hiding enough.

It's no wonder that after the owner of the shop next door moved in, as a neighbor, when he occasionally met the cat, he didn't see the cat furious and frightened.After all, he was a big monster, and he was a king before, so how could he be afraid of the evil spirit of killing chickens and ducks in him.

Seeing that Yu Zhile was interested, and that the fat cat had moved next door to Yu Zhile, it was a good thing for Yu Zhile to get to know him a little bit, so he talked carefully.

Foxes have nine tails, and all foxes in the world respect the nine-tailed fox.Every fox with enlightened wisdom desperately wants to cultivate nine tails, and strives for it all his life.Although the little fat cat is not an ancient mythical beast, its origin is considered extraordinary, belonging to the nine-tailed cat family.Similar to the nine-tailed fox, as the name suggests, the nine-tailed cat also has nine tails.

At the very beginning, the nine-tailed cat had only one tail, and like the fox, he was a type who got more tails as he practiced, and the more tails he had, the more powerful he became.

"The cat next door is a cat that has cultivated the ninth tail." A veritable nine-tailed cat.Bai Ze washed his hands, refilled tea for the two of them, found out the snacks he had just brought from the cabinet, and took out a small can, so that Yu Zhile, who was in the story listening mode, could eat and listen while eating.

"After the heaven and earth spiritual energy mutated, the spiritual energy in this world gradually became thinner, and it became more and more difficult to cultivate. After many goblins discovered this, many big demons worked together to cut through the boundary membrane and went to another world that is more suitable for cultivation. , that is, the realm of comprehension that is often written about in comprehension novels."

"The big monsters left, and the little monsters below got up."

Hearing this, Yu Zhile couldn't help but nodded.There are no tigers in the mountains, so monkeys are called kings, this is easy to understand.

"The strong ones of the monster clan are respected. After they found that the mountains above their heads were gone, they fought. They decided to choose a new monster king based on their strength."

"Nine-tailed cat won the championship?" Yu Zhile asked.Obviously, the orange cat won the first place against the group of demons, otherwise the demon king would not be him.Bai Ze nodded: "At the end of the scuffle, only the orange cat next door was able to stand up, so he became the first generation of demon king."

"At that time, there were no special national departments."

At that time, Huaguo was still in the feudal era, so it was understandable without special departments.While eating snacks, Yu Zhile urged Bai Ze to continue talking with her eyes.Bai Ze went on to say: "Although the big monsters all migrated away at that time, some of the remaining goblins are quite capable. They are ordinary little goblins, they are nothing compared to their own race, but compared to humans, they are quite capable." It's amazing. Except for some successful warlocks, almost no human beings can fight against them."

Hearing this, Yu Zhile felt that he had guessed the next development of the story: "Is it possible that some goblins think that they can summon wind and rain and cast beans into soldiers, they are so much stronger than humans, why do they have to live in deep mountains and old forests to suffer? Going to a human city to enjoy is comfortable, so you want to conquer humans?"

This plot is very old-fashioned, 80.00% of monster novels are like this.Yu Zhile pouted.Bai Ze was amused by him, and nodded his head to answer: "Yes, it's almost as you guessed, they gradually began to feel that human beings rule the world. The boss of the sky, the second son of the earth, they recognize this, who told them to rely on it?" The aura of heaven and earth is alive. But that’s okay, how can humans take over the third child in the middle? They are stronger than humans, and the strong are respected. Humans should give silk, silk, wine and beauty, and all good things. Collect them, gather all human strength, and support them. They are the third child."

This story is a bit boring, Yu Zhile listened to it, and couldn't get anxious even if he wanted to.After all, looking at the coexistence of modern humans and monsters, one can tell that the calculations of the monster clan will definitely come to nothing.Since nothing major happened, and the plot was so boring, it wasn't as interesting as imagined.And the snacks in his hand were so delicious, Yu Zhile couldn't hold back, most of his thoughts were devoted to the snacks.

Then he heard Bai Ze say: "The goblins thought this way, and they did so. Their king is the most active. Once the meeting of the goblins to capture humans is over, the orange cat will return to its original shape and make itself smaller. , and then found a big family to mix in. With his cute appearance, he succeeded in taking the position and became the little heart and treasure of the wife and lady. From now on, he can get whatever he wants. My son, the children below are also very filial to their mothers and dote on their younger sisters. If their wives and children/mother and younger sisters like it, they will like it too. Love the house as much as the black ones, so the orange cat was offered up. How comfortable and comfortable a life is Shu Tan, it is not an exaggeration to say that he eats gold and swallow jade."

!!!

Yu Zhile's paw, which was half-gnawed in his hand, fell out of shock.

What did he hear?

No, that's how your Yaozu's invasion plan is?

Yu Zhile frantically went to pick up the paw, although as a human being, he shouldn't think so, but Yu Zhile couldn't help complaining in his heart.I feel that I have really learned a lot today.This actually works!

Seemingly seeing what Yu Zhile meant, Bai Ze said, "Why not? He is in someone else's house, and he wears small clothes made of silk cloth that the concubines in the harem may not be able to use when they pay tribute to the palace. For eating The food bowl is made of gold, inlaid with gemstones of various colors, and there are round pearls as big as the belly of a thumb. The fresh fish used for making cat food is the carp that is kept fresh in the oil from the Yellow River and transported all the way back. .The cost of food and clothing is better than that of the wife herself. What is this called conquering human beings?"

"Being good and bad, many goblins were jealous at that time, and they also followed the example of orange cats to cheat food and drink. Unfortunately, none of them could get this kind of treatment. Not to mention being the treasure of the master's house, once they got in, they almost didn't get caught Those who live here should sit and wait in the rabbit, and the rabbit that foolishly bumped into it was caught and eaten."

"If you don't eat the prey for free, you don't eat it for free. So in private, many goblins suspect that the nine-tailed cat has a talent for bewildering, and it has mesmerized all the people in that family. Otherwise, it is also coming to the door, why is there such a big difference! "

After being told by Bai Ze, Yu Zhile, who caught the paw and saved the paw from the water and fire without letting it fall to the ground, continued to chew on the paw while thinking: In this way, it seems that the orange cat has indeed conquered human beings.

Didn't it mean to let human beings offer good things with both hands to support the monster race?According to Orange Cat's situation, he did.Although the way to do this is different from what most people think.

"Orange Cat felt that he had completed his mission and achieved his goal, so he decided to resign and not be the Demon King. It's great to be a house cat, and someone takes care of him every day. The shopkeeper next door, judging by his appearance, should be the one he first took care of The offspring of a family. This cat probably belongs to a family that is plucking wool.” But being licked is also very flattering.

Bai Ze never likes to interfere in other people's affairs, so he didn't mention it much: "Although he has resigned, but anyway, he was a demon king after all, and it's normal to call him Your Majesty. I just don't know if the shopkeeper next door is knowing I still don’t know who is called His Majesty under the actual situation, and I just call him by a nickname.”

Probably just a nickname.Yu Zhile thought of the way the owner of the shop next door worried about his heat stroke every time he saw the orange cat basking in the sun. Obviously, he was raising the orange cat as an ordinary house cat.The first-generation demon king was an orange cat. Thinking of this, Yu Zhile asked curiously: "Then is there a second-generation demon king?" Probably not, after all, I haven't heard of it from other demons.

Unexpectedly, Bai Ze gave an affirmative answer: "Yes."

"I have never seen the second generation demon king. I heard that not long after he took office, he had a fight with another big demon. One died and the other was injured. The second demon king disappeared after being injured, so some fairies suspected that they were We will die together." Before Yu Zhile could ask again, Bai Ze said, "As for whether there will be a third term, I don't know." He didn't pay much attention.

"In fact, since the second term, the coexistence of humans and monsters has been more peaceful. Everyone has begun to pay attention to self-reliance and recognize the equality of humans and monsters. There are not many goblins who still maintain the idea of ​​keeping humans in captivity as slaves. Therefore, it is not practical to say that monsters are not demon kings. It makes sense. Even if there are goblins who want to make trouble, they are very few."

The times are developing so fast, games are so fun, novels are so good-looking, and there are so many delicacies in the world that you can't eat them all. How can you have time to play and invade human beings.Yu Zhile said sincerely that she understands the changes of the monster race very well.

But he had seen the first demon king before, so he didn't know what the second demon king looked like.Maybe a dog?It's a pity that the other party has disappeared, and it is estimated that there will be no chance to see it in the future. Yu Zhile is so curious that he is scratching his heart, but he can only bear it.After all, Bai Ze had never seen it before, so he couldn't describe it to him.

Just when Yu Zhile was lost, what he never expected was that he would meet the second Demon King soon.

We still met in this situation.