Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

People generally have the impression of the amazing beauty of the fox, the red-haired fox is beautiful, the white-haired fox is pure, as for the unremarkable yellow-haired fox, it seems to be excluded from the big fox family by everyone. When it comes to mentioning it, many people's first reaction is: Yellow?Isn't that a weasel?

In this regard, Hu Huan has something to say.

What happened to the yellow fox?The yellow-haired fox ate your chicken, why should it discriminate against us? !

But it didn't take long after he said this, he really ate other people's chickens.

Today, when online shopping is extremely developed, clothes can be bought online, electrical appliances can be bought online, furniture can be bought online, and of course pets can also be bought online.Hu Huan used to be a baojiaxian for others, but now he pays attention to breaking the feudal superstition, and fewer and fewer people believe in this.Baojiaxian has no future, so Hu Huan conforms to the times and happily becomes a pet.

"What did you say about the yellow hair? Isn't the yellow hair good-looking?" A beautiful girl in cool clothes reached out and slapped the desk angrily, as if if you said no, I would bite you if you were a monster.

Before, he was so scared that he didn't even dare to approach the door, but he didn't know what Gu Changsheng said, but after he entered, the fox didn't even have the slightest sign of fear at all, and his courage was unbelievably bold.

The young girl has bright eyes and bright teeth, smooth skin, and a good figure, with big breasts and hips, everything she should have.Her legs were straight and slender, and she was wearing a pair of slender high-heeled shoes, which made her ankles even more exquisite and lovely.

This is undoubtedly a perfect beauty.

Yu Zhile didn't pay attention to what he said.It's not that he was attracted by the vixen's beauty, Yu Zhile has been in shock ever since Gu Ge told him that it was a male fox.

In addition to being hermaphrodite, fairies can change their gender at will after turning into a human form.Ordinary goblins cannot easily become the opposite sex if their cultivation is not high enough, let alone become so lifelike.

It's not that I haven't heard of women's clothing bosses, and I've seen a lot of them on TV.But seeing it across the screen is not as impactful as face-to-face.It doesn't matter if it looks like it, even if it loses its temper, there is nothing wrong with it.

That teenage girl's delicacy is like a killer of nerds when released.

"What do you mean by the red ones? They are not lanterns. There are also white ones. The white ones are so frustrating, and they don't care at all." Hu Huan continued to slap the table, belittling a group of his fellows, and he did not forget to praise them. He gave himself a hand: "How nice the yellow one is, how noble it is! Otherwise, why would the ancient dragon robes of your humans be yellow!"

After the vixen vented, Yu Zhile spelled out everything from his endless words.It turned out that the reason why Hu Huan had the idea of ​​wanting to be a pet was because someone happened to breed foxes near him, and he even opened an online store to sell pet foxes.Because those foxes are kept as pets, the boss raises them very meticulously, and they don't have to worry about food. They are often combed and bathed, and their lives are extremely happy.Hu Huan was worrying about his livelihood at the time, so when he saw this, he simply got upset and got involved.

"The boss noticed me the next day, but there was one more fox, not one missing. He checked around and found no holes in the fox house, so he didn't take it to heart. I raised it like an ordinary fox." Then he was sold out as a matter of course.

"Who knows that this boss is a black-hearted boss." Speaking of this, Hu Huan blushed with anger, and there were small flames in his eyes: "He is too careless about business."

"After I arrived at the buyer's house, I realized that what he wanted to buy was a red fox, but the price of the red fox was high, so he tried to 'fake it' and stuffed me in." Good job, the young master's fur is smooth and smooth, what's wrong?Obviously the best of the best!

"Of course the buyer was unhappy when he bought the yellow fox. The people who bought me were a couple. After the man received the goods, he wanted to return them on the spot. If he couldn't, he had to throw them away. It was the hostess who decided to keep me. "

"But even if I stayed, the man would still belittle me from time to time, and when he saw the hostess taking good care of me, he would lose his temper impatiently." Originally, this was nothing, you can ignore it, anyway, there are still people who treat him well .

No wonder Hu Huan has such a big opinion on foxes of other colors even though they are all foxes.Feelings have deep grievances!But Yu Zhile still doesn't understand, since life can still be lived, why would Hu Huan think of coming to Xiaolou to find a job.Although he didn't come in, but showing up nearby already explained the problem.

"That man's bad temper is actually understandable, who made me feel wrong." Speaking of this, Hu Huan's tone softened, but soon he frowned again.Without waiting for Yu Zhile to ask, Hu Huan continued: "Who knew that the man not only had a bad temper, but also had a problem with his character. The mistress is such a good person, it's fine if he doesn't cherish it when he marries him, but he even cheated!"

Cheating!

At that time, when he saw the man with a flirtatiously dressed woman, as soon as they entered the door, they couldn't wait to strip each other's clothes, and when they fell on the sofa and applauded, Hu Huan immediately vomited.

"It's okay to cheat. I wanted to find a chance for the hostess to find out. It turned out to be such a coincidence that the hostess just came back. Being stuck naked on the sofa, the man wanted to save face, and he did all the disgusting things. Don't tell anyone. The hostess just sneered a few words, and he wanted to hit someone."

Can this be tolerated?

Absolutely not!

The hostess immediately fought back, and later, the man was agitated, and the mistress was fanning the flames. He directly pulled the fruit knife on the coffee table and threatened, "I haven't had a good day since I got married. Why didn't I have a good day before?" I found you rude and uninteresting? You have no femininity at all. It’s fine if you bump into me, and if I kill you today, I just change my wife, so I don’t have to divide the property if I get divorced.”

Hu Huan now thinks back to what the man said at that time, and he is still furious: "One day husband and wife, one hundred days of kindness, the hostess thought he was just scaring people, but I didn't expect that man really wanted to kill people. I am in a hurry. It was blocked."

"Almost killed someone. Seeing the blood, both the scumbag and Xiaosan came to their senses. The hostess took the opportunity to hug me and ran out."

He's actually fine, after all, he's a goblin. To him, the scumbag's knife is like a human sharpening a pencil. The bleeding looks scary, but it's actually nothing serious.

"However, the scumbag stabbed me quite hard at the time. If I was fine, it would be too suspicious. I also wanted to increase the weight, to prove that the injury was enough to kill, so that the mistress' divorce would go smoothly. So I faked my death." Actually. If it were an ordinary fox, it would surely die.He's not a fake either.

"It's a pity that the scumbag is rich and powerful, and the hostess' divorce is not smooth." Speaking of this, Hu Huan finally got to the point: "I heard that you can not only help the goblin to find a job again, but also strongly support the goblin to start their own business. I It’s here to apply for a start-up grant.”

Although she has only been raised by the hostess for a few days, she hasn't developed any special deep feelings.But the one who should repay the favor still has to repay the favor, the love is there, if nothing else, even if he just gives him chicken every day for the mistress, he has to solve this problem for the mistress.

Not only do you have to get rid of the scumbag completely, but you also need to hurt the scumbag and pay the price.

"After this incident, I feel that being a pet is the same as being a housekeeper. I plan to open an office. You humans have a lot of emotional entanglements. Many good women and good men meet scum. If you want to get a divorce, some people just can’t leave. Some people are often unable to get the other party to leave the house because they can’t find evidence of the other party’s infidelity. .”

Foxes are best at seducing people.What evidence can he not produce?

Of course, when helping them, he will also collect some remuneration to maintain his life.

"Whether you are a human or a demon, you have to support yourself after all, and you have to have a job to support yourself." Hu Huan sighed old-fashionedly with a face so tender that he could pinch water.