Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

Air crash?

There will never be an air crash.He has been flying for so many years, not to mention that flying is an instinct for him, and there is no mistake at all.No matter how stupid he is, no matter how talented he is in flying, after so many years, precocity makes perfect.

If you fly with your eyes closed, you won't hit other flying objects, let alone poor eyesight.

Seeing Yu Zhile's thoughts, Ying Xiao couldn't help explaining: "I'm safe all the way here." Nothing terrible happened, so stop your imaginings!

Hearing this, Yu Zhile really closed his mind like a good boy.

"Don't you deserve glasses?" Yu Zhile couldn't help asking when thinking of the electric eel who also had poor eyesight but put on glasses early.Now the price of glasses is more than 100, which is not expensive. You can get this money by doing a part-time job, and there is no such thing as unaffordable.

"Why haven't you been matched before?" Speaking of this, Ying Xiao turned his head a little uncomfortably.Accidentally twisted too much, facing the back or something looks a little scary, Ying Xiao quickly turned his head back, and said nonchalantly: "But for an owl, the convenience brought by wearing glasses is far less than the trouble."

It's so inconvenient to wear glasses.It is true that he can see things normally after wearing it during the day, but he has to take it off at night, and sometimes he forgets to take it off. The prescription of the lens is too deep, which always makes him feel dizzy at night.Flying in this situation, one accidentally hits a tree.Just standing there, it will fall from the tree.

Once or twice, Ying Xiao was able to comfort himself by not getting used to it temporarily. After a long time, that pair of glasses that came at a high price was decisively taken by Ying Xiao to the bottom of the box.

What the hell? !

burden!

Wearing them was worse than not wearing them, at least during the day without glasses, and although he stumbled a bit when flying, he never had a problem.This is much better than wearing glasses and forgetting to take them off.After all, with hundreds of years of experience in flying safely in the daytime, for Xiao Xiao, relying on himself is better than relying on external objects.

Yu Zhile thought about it, yes.When human beings are short-sighted, if they wear glasses with a prescription deeper than their own, they are prone to dizziness and step on the air, causing various accidents.It's normal for fairies to have this trouble.

However, when looking for a job, Yu Zhile looked at Ying Xiao who had landed on the desk, and asked dutifully, "Can you transform into a human form?" If not, Ying Xiao has even more limitations in finding a job.

"Of course." After all, he has lived for hundreds of years. If he doesn't have this ability, isn't it a joke?Ying Xiao fluttered his wings and landed on the ground, turning into an extremely handsome young man: "The reason why I flew here in the original form is for convenience. The human form walks slowly without using demonic power, and the journey is slow." What traffic lights are there?" The stop and go, especially troublesome, not as fast as the birds.In order to save time, Ying Xiao resolutely chose the latter after weighing it for less than a second before going out.

What way to go, fly!

Otherwise, what's the use of having two wings? !

As for taking a car, whether you take a bus or take a taxi, you need money.Even though Ying Xiao is not short of money at the moment, he still feels from the bottom of his heart that he needs to save a little to be a monster.Don't waste it if you can. Every penny you earn must be spent wisely.What's more, in the urban area, the speed of many cars, to be honest, is not as fast as his flying.Even though he has poor daytime vision.

Well, it's not a big deal, anyway, as long as you can change your human form, it will be much more convenient to find a job if you can change your human form.Seeing this, Yu Zhile continued to ask: "Then do you have any specialties or hobbies? What kind of work do you prefer?"

"Specialty?" Ying Xiao pondered for a moment, and asked, "I have very good eyesight at night, and my spirit is also particularly good?" Most owls are used to hiding at night, and Ying Xiao is no exception.He is notoriously a night owl, and after the wee hours of the morning, when others are yawning, he is the only one who is full of energy.Even during the time of day when you are most prone to sleepiness.

It was precisely because of this that Ying Xiao wanted to interview for the night shift job.

"Of course." Yu Zhile replied.

In this case, there are quite a lot of jobs that are suitable for Ying Xiao, with a wide range of choices.Yu Zhile asked for an example: "Those who do not need technical content, such as network administrators, 24-hour convenience store salespersons, patrol security guards, substitute drivers, etc., these occupations have night shifts, but the wages are not particularly high. Those who require technical content, many factories have technical skills. Personnel are also on duty at night, and the pay is relatively generous.”

As Yu Zhile said, he opened the computer's database and let Ying Xiao read it by himself.Ying Xiao browsed through, but still didn't know what to choose, feeling that he could do every job.

Needless to say, network management and the like, the technical post is certainly a bit more difficult, but his learning ability is not bad, and he can be competent after a short training.

This one is okay, and that one is also good.Ying Xiao hesitated for a while, not knowing which one to choose.

Seeing that he was undecided, Yu Zhile asked tentatively, "How about I choose one for you?"

Hearing this, Ying Xiao felt relieved and quickly agreed.To be honest, although he has been in human society for a long time, but most of the time, he prefers to stay in the wild.Some Ying Xiao knew more or less about these tasks, while others he knew nothing about.Really can't figure out what to do, Yu Zhile is willing to help, he couldn't ask for more.After all, he is a professional, isn't he better than a half-knowledgeable person like him? !

Because of the wide range of employment options, Yu Zhile has other considerations besides considering that the job is suitable for Ying Xiao.The jobs in the database, in addition to common ordinary jobs, occasionally have some unusual urgent recruitment.Yu Zhile opened the recruitment page with a big red background, tapped the screen lightly with her fingers, and asked, "What do you think of this?"

This is a recruitment notice from the police department.

Hired is a special staff called Jianhuangshi.

Ying Xiao followed Yu Zhile's movements and looked at the screen.There is nothing to be unhappy about eating public meals.Ying Xiao readily agreed.

"However," Ying Xiao asked, "What does Master Huang do?" I've never heard of this profession.It’s fine if you didn’t know it before, but now that you want to do this, you must understand it.

What kind of occupation is this?

Hearing Ying Xiao's question, Yu Zhile looked away in embarrassment.He stared intently at the small ornament on the desk, as if he had just bought it, hadn't played with it yet, it was fresh, and couldn't help studying it.

However, avoidance cannot be avoided, and the explanation still has to be explained.

"You know that there are a lot of obscene videos in the society, right?" After seeing Ying Xiao nodding, Yu Zhile continued: "It is against the law to openly spread obscene videos, reading materials and so on. , it is necessary to make a conclusion based on the identification results given by Master Huang after browsing the obscene books and videos sold and disseminated by the other party."

"How many years the sentence and how long the prison is, all should be judged according to the standard. This profession is very important."

What?

Ying Xiao couldn't help digging his ears, and after making sure he heard it right, he looked at Yu Zhile with a stiff expression: "Isn't this just letting me watch pornographic discs and novels with colors?" work? !Still a public office!

Seeing Ying Xiao's reaction, Yu Zhile's attitude became more natural: "Don't be prejudiced against this work. Professional gold appraisers don't have any time in their minds to think about what's there and what's not. , all my mind is trying to identify whether the videos and reading materials are suspected of pornography, and fully assist the police in their work."

All right, all right, whatever you say is right.

Ying Xiao understands all the truth, that's it, I still feel a little uncomfortable no matter how I think about it.Among goblins, although Ying Xiao can only be regarded as a little goblin, but based on human age, he is definitely a veritable antique bird.It's hard for Ying Xiao not to feel awkward for such an old antique to do such a 'trendy' job.

Before he opened his spiritual wisdom, he didn't have the concept of this aspect.Isn't it just mating? What's the matter.After opening his spiritual wisdom, Ying Xiao was somewhat influenced by the ancients.After being influenced by them for a long time, it is difficult for him to open up.After all, how many years has it been since he entered the modern society, and how many years has he lived in ancient times?The length of time between the two cannot be compared at all.

Who told him not to be the bird of the Tang Dynasty who would open up his wits.

Although in ancient times, some rich and noble families had fun in private.Even the patterns are richer than modern ones.However, no matter how many tricks there are, it is still in private, and it can be regarded as the taste of others' boudoir.It's not like now, this has already been put on the table, not to mention, there is even a profession like Huangshi.

Yu Zhile observed carefully, and seeing that Ying Xiao was just uncomfortable and didn't want to resist disgust, Yu Zhile put down the idea of ​​introducing him to other jobs, and began to recommend Master Jianhuang with all his strength.

"Master Jianhuang's working hours are relatively flexible, and the work can be arranged until the evening. Although there are sometimes urgent tasks due to legal statutes of limitations, there are not many such jobs, and you can choose to compare them with the on-the-job Master Huang. There are more units, so that they can be specially responsible for night shifts.” In the police station, the Huang Jian division is often served by the police, and in addition to the work of Huang Jian, sometimes they also have tasks.

When there is no task, you don’t need Jianhuang at night, you can go home and have a good sleep with your wife and children in your arms.For the police who suddenly have a case and are often called up from the bed in the middle of the night to learn about pornography, it is simply what they wish for.Ying Xiao offered to be in charge of the night shift, and any policeman who could get a good night's sleep would confess him.

Not to mention anything else, at least there is no need to worry about the relationship between colleagues, and they will definitely get along harmoniously.

"Moreover, this job has a lot of benefits and subsidies every month, and there will be additional gifts during the holidays. The salary is considerable, with an average monthly income of over [-]. The work is not tiring. It has always been indoor work. The wind does not blow, and the rain I can’t get it. The only thing I need to worry about is that there are too many pornographic identifications, which may affect my normal life. What’s more, working at a desk all year round, often facing the computer, will also cause certain wear and tear on the cervical spine.”

But for these corresponding owls, it is not a problem.How could human pornographic videos affect 'Fairy Fight'? The aesthetics of mating between animals and humans are completely inconsistent, okay?As for the cervical spine, it is not a problem.

Joke, have you ever heard of an owl with a cervical spine problem?

As an animal that does not move its body and can rotate more than 200 degrees just by its neck, the physiological structure of an owl determines that it will not have this problem.This is also one of the reasons why Yu Zhile recommended this job to Ying Xiao after careful consideration.

Choose another job, don't make much money when the time comes, and don't cause occupational diseases when the time comes.How can this high salary be easy!

After Yu Zhile explained, Ying Xiao also understood this.He quickly adjusted his mentality and determined to be a bird that kept up with the times and kept up with the times.

To put it bluntly, it's rare to have a job that suits him so much with this kind of benefits. If he really wants to let it go, isn't he stupid?Ying Xiao no longer hesitated, and immediately nodded: "That's all."

"Although there are quite a few part-time police officers, there is still a huge job gap, and manpower is extremely tight. Hurry up and report, and they will arrange for you to undergo training when you arrive at the unit. After the training, you will be on the job immediately." Yu Zhile said, brushing up. Pen gave a letter of introduction.

Song Jiande is a well-known capable person in the community. He relied on himself alone, without the help of his family, and insisted on buying the best school district house in the city.Not to mention the proximity to the school, the house is very large, spacious and bright, and anyone who went in for a visit couldn't say anything bad after coming out.Couldn't fault that house!

He is capable. Although his facial features are mediocre, he is still of decent size. He can be regarded as a typical affordable man.This type of man is quite popular in the marriage market.So when he reached his age, Song Jiande quickly found a suitable partner through a blind date without much twists and turns, and successfully married Meijiaoniang.

Song Jiande has a good temper, and his wife is also gentle and considerate. There is no major friction in the life of the couple, and they can tolerate each other when they encounter occasional bumps. Therefore, life after marriage is like glue.

Song Jiande's wife is a person who likes children very much.How much do you like it? She is the kind of person who, when she comes back from shopping in the supermarket, sees a child, she will deliberately take some snacks out of the bag and give them to the child.I also often go to the orphanage to do volunteer work.

Like other people's children, of course, also like their own.However, she just got married and is still in the stage of pregnancy, and has no children of her own. After moving to the wedding room, Song Jiande's wife inevitably paid more attention to the other children in the community.However, what puzzled her was that every time she saw a child playing downstairs in the community, as soon as she approached, the child would be hurriedly called away by the parents guarding the side before she could do anything.

Occasionally this is fine, it may be true.But every time it happened like this, Song Jiande's wife couldn't help being suspicious.What exactly is going on?Living in the same community, she is obviously a neighbor, why do the parents of the child avoid her so much?When we meet again when we don't have children, their attitudes are quite normal, and they don't seem to have any opinions on her.

This matter has been on the mind of Song Jiande's wife for a long time, and she has been unable to figure out the reason, and it is almost becoming her heart disease.