Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance
Chapter 33 The 33st Job Seeker
Yu Zhile believed Bai Ze's words.He didn't expect that he would be so lucky. When he came out to play casually, he met a clever bird, and that bird turned out to be a goblin.Such a coincidence, I dare not write it like this in the novel!
But since it is a goblin, how timid is a parrot that has become a spirit these days?
Look at how he fell on the tree before, praising his beauty, it's not like that!
Yu Zhile didn't think about it any further. In fact, there were too many things that diverted his attention, and he didn't even have a chance to think about it.Bai Ze had just finished talking about the goblin, and Yu Zhile hadn't had time to explain that he wasn't a workaholic, and he wasn't so crazy that he saw an unemployed goblin and wanted to catch him to find a job.Through the window, he saw Father Gu coming back with two fish baskets in his hands, and Mother Gu following behind him, holding a large handful of green lotus pods in her arms, and there were two or three of them mixed in the lotus pods. Half-opened and half-closed lotus and a lotus leaf like a small umbrella.
When Yu Zhile saw it, his saliva was flooding, so he couldn't care less about the sorrow of the spring and the autumn.He is not that character, at most he will be lost for a while.Besides, after so many years, he has already gotten used to his physique.Compared with why all grudge animals are afraid of him, eating is more important.
Grabbing Bai Ze, Yu Zhile led him down and said, "I've eaten lotus seed porridge, but haven't you eaten fresh lotus seeds?"
For a rich demon like Bai Ze, the food that can be delivered to him must be finished products that can be eaten directly.Not to mention fresh lotus seeds, he may not have seen uncooked dried lotus seeds.When Yu Zhile was in college, there was a rich second-generation classmate in his class who was like this.He passed by City A during his graduation trip, and he was dumbfounded when he saw lotus pods for the first time when he came to play.Later, I finally figured it out, and I was also clumsy when peeling lotus seeds.In this way, before he left, he took a sack with him regardless of his image, saying that he planned to get it back and give it to his parents to try something new.
"No, please show me." Bai Ze remained calm.
Hearing this, Yu Zhile became even more interested.It never occurred to him that Bai Ze, as a demon, has lived for so many years, what weird things he hasn't seen?Not to mention the common lotus pods in the water.
The two went downstairs, and Gu's parents had already arrived in the yard. Seeing Yu Zhile, Gu's father had a smile on his face, and he shook the relatively large fish basket in his hand: "Fresh big carp!"
"Knowing that you came today, I went to catch it specially. I will cook steamed fish for you later."
Steamed carp!
Yu Zhile's eyes lit up immediately.He usually eats fish outside and rarely orders this dish.Because steamed fish is simple to make, but it has high requirements for ingredients and chef's skills.Gu Changsheng is too busy recently, no one cooks for him, he hasn't eaten delicious steamed fish for a long time.
"This is your friend, the young man is really handsome." Gu's mother's eyes fell on Bai Ze, such an outstanding young man is rare.Hearing his daughter-in-law praised others, Gu's father followed Gu's mother's eyes and looked at him. She was good-looking, only a little worse than he was back then.
But it looks too young and thin, not the type my daughter-in-law likes.The sense of crisis in Papa Gu's heart disappeared immediately.After taking a second look, Papa Gu realized something was wrong.Although Bai Ze's aura is very smooth, he didn't deliberately hide his identity. Those with low cultivation might not be able to tell it. For someone like Papa Gu, after careful observation, he can still find out that the other party is not the essence of a human being.
Well, the literal kind is not human.
Gu's father saw it, and Gu's mother, who was also a warlock, of course realized it soon.The husband and wife looked at each other, and now the monsters are equal, and the spirit of the demon seems to be relatively peaceful, there is no black evil on him, it should have done something bad, it doesn't look like a demon.
Probably Lele's colleague.
Knowing where Yu Zhile works now, the couple decided not to care about the children's social situation.Mother Gu said enthusiastically: "It will take a while to cook fish, and I have to cook a few more dishes before lunch. Lele, you drove all the way here, are you hungry? Take your friends to eat some snacks first, pad your stomach, and pass it off time."
With that said, Mama Gu stuffed the lotus pods into Yu Zhile's hands.Afraid that the small thorns on the branches of the lotus pod would pierce him, before handing it over, Mama Gu wrapped it in a wide lotus leaf, and made sure that the small thorns were not exposed, so she was relieved.
Yu Zhile happily took the lotus pod and introduced it to both parties.Hearing that Yu Zhile's goblin friend is called Bai Ze, Gu's father and Gu's mother were a little bit surprised.Yu Zhile was young and didn't have much experience. Even though he was around them and knew a little bit, and later because of work, he deliberately went to know some things about goblins, but he didn't know as much as their long-standing warlocks.
Don't look at Dad Gu and the others who have lived in the countryside for the elderly these years, and they don't go out easily, but when they were young, the two of them also traveled far and wide, conquering countless evil spirits, as well as warlocks and goblins with evil intentions, and gained a great reputation.The more places I have traveled, the more knowledge I will have.
The names of goblins cannot be randomly chosen.As the so-called taboo for the venerable, ancient auspicious beasts like Bai Ze have their names bestowed by heaven and earth.It's simply not feasible for ordinary goblins to follow suit and get the same name.Let's not talk about whether he has the guts or not, but he has the audacity to take the name. Once the name is taken, Bai Ze himself will be able to sense it.
You said that you are a little demon who has been cultivated for hundreds of years and thousands of years, and it is not enough for someone to poke with a finger. You dared to impersonate the name of the big monster, but the big monster sensed it. Can the big monster spare you?It's like there is a little demon named Bai Ze, someone defeated this little demon, if they say it, they have defeated Bai Ze, people who don't know will believe it, isn't this the prestige of a fallen demon!Even if Bai Ze is an auspicious beast, his temper is still good according to the rumors, so he probably can't tolerate this kind of thing happening.
Even if the big demon can tolerate it, the worshipers of the big monster can't tolerate it.
But Papa Gu didn't think that Baize is the real Baize.In fact, the number of ordinary goblins is very small these days, let alone big goblins.Because of their long lifespan, many big monsters sink to the bottom of the ground or the bottom of the sea to sleep.Papa Gu didn't think he could meet one.He has lived for decades, and the monster with the highest cultivation level he has ever seen has a cultivation level of more than 1 years, which is not even a fraction of the great ancient monster.
The demon in front of him doesn't look like the kind of person who acts recklessly for the sake of fame and vanity.Papa Gu thought of a possibility.It is said that there are rumors that if the goblin has the blood of the big demon, or if the big demon finds you pleasing to the eye, he will allow you to have the same name as him, as a sign of protection.
Auspicious beasts such as dragons, phoenixes, and unicorns are like this. Strictly speaking, only the first dragon, the first phoenix, and the first unicorn in the world are eligible to be called this name, but the later ones are all theirs. Descendants, and therefore won the honor.Maybe this is the case with the monster in front of me?
After figuring it out, the couple calmed down, motioned for Yu Zhile to take his friend to eat lotus seeds, and carried the fish basket into the kitchen by themselves.
In summer, without the parrots making noise in the tree, it is a very pleasant place under the big banyan tree, quiet and shady.Yu Zhile moved two small benches out of the house, put them under the shade of a tree, and dragged Bai Ze to sit down.He put the lotus pod directly on his lap, Yu Zhile peeled two lotus seeds out, removed the lotus shell and lotus clothes, and put Bai Shengsheng's lotus seeds in Bai Ze's hands: "Taste it, it's so sweet."
"Sweet and sweet, tender and sweet, I'm sure you'll want to eat it after eating it. I come here every summer to eat it, otherwise it's not summer."
"It's quite sweet." Bai Ze ate the two tender lotus seeds, then pulled out a lotus pod from Yu Zhile's side, and began to tear the lotus seeds by himself.It looks very impatient.
Really sweet?
Yu Zhile looked at Bai Ze suspiciously. The lotus seeds he gave Bai Ze hadn't been cored. Logically speaking, they should be bitter.Although fresh lotus seeds are sweet, the lotus core has to be removed.
He originally just wanted to tease the other party, but he didn't expect Bai Ze to be so lucky that the lotus seeds he ate had no lotus cores.Just as Yu Zhile thought about it, she saw Bai Ze eating while peeling it. He ate a lotus seed full of a lotus pod without removing the core, and he didn't see him complaining.
Could it be that Uncle Gu changed some new varieties, the lotus seeds and lotus cores he planted have no bitter taste?
This is not impossible, Uncle Gu has always had a good relationship with the higher-ups, so it is not surprising that he can get a special seed.
Yu Zhile dubiously peeled off a lotus seed and stuffed it into his mouth.
What the hell!
This is called sweet?He almost didn't know how to write the word sweet!
I didn't expect you to be such a Bai Ze!
Are you worthy of your last name?Mingming's surname is Bai, but he is black-bellied.
It was also Yu Zhile's bad luck, the lotus seed he ate, the lotus core was so bitter that his face wrinkled due to the bitterness.If it wasn't for the habit of wasting food, Yu Zhile would be able to spit out the lotus seeds in his mouth.
Reluctantly swallowing the lotus seeds in his mouth, the bitter taste lingered on the tip of his tongue for a long time.Just when Yu Zhile was about to peel a few lotus seeds with their cores removed to remove the bitterness, she saw Bai Ze stretching out a hand, and put a few round, plump lotus seeds in his palm.These lotus seeds have all been cored.
"Eat."
No matter how hard it is, don't eat the food that comes from you!
Yu Zhile, who failed to deceive people but was deceived, thought so, but in the next second, he honestly took all the lotus seeds from Bai Ze's hand, and there was not a single one left.
After finally getting rid of the taste in his mouth, Yu Zhile heard Bai Ze boast: "The lotus seeds are quite delicious, just as sweet as you said."
!!!
Seeing the smile on Bai Ze's face, Yu Zhile didn't dare to refute the person who bullied herself first, so she could only agree, "Yes, it's very sweet, but the core has to be removed. Although the lotus core reduces the fire, it's too bitter Let's not eat it." Saying this, Yu Zhile, who was wronged, peeled a large handful of lotus seeds and handed them to Bai Ze to make amends.Finally, this stubble was exposed.
Because of a guilty conscience, Yu Zhile didn't bother to eat more when he was eating, facing the delicious food on the table, so he picked up a few chopsticks for Bai Ze first, which made Gu's father and mother look at him several times: there is a situation ?
But since it is a goblin, how timid is a parrot that has become a spirit these days?
Look at how he fell on the tree before, praising his beauty, it's not like that!
Yu Zhile didn't think about it any further. In fact, there were too many things that diverted his attention, and he didn't even have a chance to think about it.Bai Ze had just finished talking about the goblin, and Yu Zhile hadn't had time to explain that he wasn't a workaholic, and he wasn't so crazy that he saw an unemployed goblin and wanted to catch him to find a job.Through the window, he saw Father Gu coming back with two fish baskets in his hands, and Mother Gu following behind him, holding a large handful of green lotus pods in her arms, and there were two or three of them mixed in the lotus pods. Half-opened and half-closed lotus and a lotus leaf like a small umbrella.
When Yu Zhile saw it, his saliva was flooding, so he couldn't care less about the sorrow of the spring and the autumn.He is not that character, at most he will be lost for a while.Besides, after so many years, he has already gotten used to his physique.Compared with why all grudge animals are afraid of him, eating is more important.
Grabbing Bai Ze, Yu Zhile led him down and said, "I've eaten lotus seed porridge, but haven't you eaten fresh lotus seeds?"
For a rich demon like Bai Ze, the food that can be delivered to him must be finished products that can be eaten directly.Not to mention fresh lotus seeds, he may not have seen uncooked dried lotus seeds.When Yu Zhile was in college, there was a rich second-generation classmate in his class who was like this.He passed by City A during his graduation trip, and he was dumbfounded when he saw lotus pods for the first time when he came to play.Later, I finally figured it out, and I was also clumsy when peeling lotus seeds.In this way, before he left, he took a sack with him regardless of his image, saying that he planned to get it back and give it to his parents to try something new.
"No, please show me." Bai Ze remained calm.
Hearing this, Yu Zhile became even more interested.It never occurred to him that Bai Ze, as a demon, has lived for so many years, what weird things he hasn't seen?Not to mention the common lotus pods in the water.
The two went downstairs, and Gu's parents had already arrived in the yard. Seeing Yu Zhile, Gu's father had a smile on his face, and he shook the relatively large fish basket in his hand: "Fresh big carp!"
"Knowing that you came today, I went to catch it specially. I will cook steamed fish for you later."
Steamed carp!
Yu Zhile's eyes lit up immediately.He usually eats fish outside and rarely orders this dish.Because steamed fish is simple to make, but it has high requirements for ingredients and chef's skills.Gu Changsheng is too busy recently, no one cooks for him, he hasn't eaten delicious steamed fish for a long time.
"This is your friend, the young man is really handsome." Gu's mother's eyes fell on Bai Ze, such an outstanding young man is rare.Hearing his daughter-in-law praised others, Gu's father followed Gu's mother's eyes and looked at him. She was good-looking, only a little worse than he was back then.
But it looks too young and thin, not the type my daughter-in-law likes.The sense of crisis in Papa Gu's heart disappeared immediately.After taking a second look, Papa Gu realized something was wrong.Although Bai Ze's aura is very smooth, he didn't deliberately hide his identity. Those with low cultivation might not be able to tell it. For someone like Papa Gu, after careful observation, he can still find out that the other party is not the essence of a human being.
Well, the literal kind is not human.
Gu's father saw it, and Gu's mother, who was also a warlock, of course realized it soon.The husband and wife looked at each other, and now the monsters are equal, and the spirit of the demon seems to be relatively peaceful, there is no black evil on him, it should have done something bad, it doesn't look like a demon.
Probably Lele's colleague.
Knowing where Yu Zhile works now, the couple decided not to care about the children's social situation.Mother Gu said enthusiastically: "It will take a while to cook fish, and I have to cook a few more dishes before lunch. Lele, you drove all the way here, are you hungry? Take your friends to eat some snacks first, pad your stomach, and pass it off time."
With that said, Mama Gu stuffed the lotus pods into Yu Zhile's hands.Afraid that the small thorns on the branches of the lotus pod would pierce him, before handing it over, Mama Gu wrapped it in a wide lotus leaf, and made sure that the small thorns were not exposed, so she was relieved.
Yu Zhile happily took the lotus pod and introduced it to both parties.Hearing that Yu Zhile's goblin friend is called Bai Ze, Gu's father and Gu's mother were a little bit surprised.Yu Zhile was young and didn't have much experience. Even though he was around them and knew a little bit, and later because of work, he deliberately went to know some things about goblins, but he didn't know as much as their long-standing warlocks.
Don't look at Dad Gu and the others who have lived in the countryside for the elderly these years, and they don't go out easily, but when they were young, the two of them also traveled far and wide, conquering countless evil spirits, as well as warlocks and goblins with evil intentions, and gained a great reputation.The more places I have traveled, the more knowledge I will have.
The names of goblins cannot be randomly chosen.As the so-called taboo for the venerable, ancient auspicious beasts like Bai Ze have their names bestowed by heaven and earth.It's simply not feasible for ordinary goblins to follow suit and get the same name.Let's not talk about whether he has the guts or not, but he has the audacity to take the name. Once the name is taken, Bai Ze himself will be able to sense it.
You said that you are a little demon who has been cultivated for hundreds of years and thousands of years, and it is not enough for someone to poke with a finger. You dared to impersonate the name of the big monster, but the big monster sensed it. Can the big monster spare you?It's like there is a little demon named Bai Ze, someone defeated this little demon, if they say it, they have defeated Bai Ze, people who don't know will believe it, isn't this the prestige of a fallen demon!Even if Bai Ze is an auspicious beast, his temper is still good according to the rumors, so he probably can't tolerate this kind of thing happening.
Even if the big demon can tolerate it, the worshipers of the big monster can't tolerate it.
But Papa Gu didn't think that Baize is the real Baize.In fact, the number of ordinary goblins is very small these days, let alone big goblins.Because of their long lifespan, many big monsters sink to the bottom of the ground or the bottom of the sea to sleep.Papa Gu didn't think he could meet one.He has lived for decades, and the monster with the highest cultivation level he has ever seen has a cultivation level of more than 1 years, which is not even a fraction of the great ancient monster.
The demon in front of him doesn't look like the kind of person who acts recklessly for the sake of fame and vanity.Papa Gu thought of a possibility.It is said that there are rumors that if the goblin has the blood of the big demon, or if the big demon finds you pleasing to the eye, he will allow you to have the same name as him, as a sign of protection.
Auspicious beasts such as dragons, phoenixes, and unicorns are like this. Strictly speaking, only the first dragon, the first phoenix, and the first unicorn in the world are eligible to be called this name, but the later ones are all theirs. Descendants, and therefore won the honor.Maybe this is the case with the monster in front of me?
After figuring it out, the couple calmed down, motioned for Yu Zhile to take his friend to eat lotus seeds, and carried the fish basket into the kitchen by themselves.
In summer, without the parrots making noise in the tree, it is a very pleasant place under the big banyan tree, quiet and shady.Yu Zhile moved two small benches out of the house, put them under the shade of a tree, and dragged Bai Ze to sit down.He put the lotus pod directly on his lap, Yu Zhile peeled two lotus seeds out, removed the lotus shell and lotus clothes, and put Bai Shengsheng's lotus seeds in Bai Ze's hands: "Taste it, it's so sweet."
"Sweet and sweet, tender and sweet, I'm sure you'll want to eat it after eating it. I come here every summer to eat it, otherwise it's not summer."
"It's quite sweet." Bai Ze ate the two tender lotus seeds, then pulled out a lotus pod from Yu Zhile's side, and began to tear the lotus seeds by himself.It looks very impatient.
Really sweet?
Yu Zhile looked at Bai Ze suspiciously. The lotus seeds he gave Bai Ze hadn't been cored. Logically speaking, they should be bitter.Although fresh lotus seeds are sweet, the lotus core has to be removed.
He originally just wanted to tease the other party, but he didn't expect Bai Ze to be so lucky that the lotus seeds he ate had no lotus cores.Just as Yu Zhile thought about it, she saw Bai Ze eating while peeling it. He ate a lotus seed full of a lotus pod without removing the core, and he didn't see him complaining.
Could it be that Uncle Gu changed some new varieties, the lotus seeds and lotus cores he planted have no bitter taste?
This is not impossible, Uncle Gu has always had a good relationship with the higher-ups, so it is not surprising that he can get a special seed.
Yu Zhile dubiously peeled off a lotus seed and stuffed it into his mouth.
What the hell!
This is called sweet?He almost didn't know how to write the word sweet!
I didn't expect you to be such a Bai Ze!
Are you worthy of your last name?Mingming's surname is Bai, but he is black-bellied.
It was also Yu Zhile's bad luck, the lotus seed he ate, the lotus core was so bitter that his face wrinkled due to the bitterness.If it wasn't for the habit of wasting food, Yu Zhile would be able to spit out the lotus seeds in his mouth.
Reluctantly swallowing the lotus seeds in his mouth, the bitter taste lingered on the tip of his tongue for a long time.Just when Yu Zhile was about to peel a few lotus seeds with their cores removed to remove the bitterness, she saw Bai Ze stretching out a hand, and put a few round, plump lotus seeds in his palm.These lotus seeds have all been cored.
"Eat."
No matter how hard it is, don't eat the food that comes from you!
Yu Zhile, who failed to deceive people but was deceived, thought so, but in the next second, he honestly took all the lotus seeds from Bai Ze's hand, and there was not a single one left.
After finally getting rid of the taste in his mouth, Yu Zhile heard Bai Ze boast: "The lotus seeds are quite delicious, just as sweet as you said."
!!!
Seeing the smile on Bai Ze's face, Yu Zhile didn't dare to refute the person who bullied herself first, so she could only agree, "Yes, it's very sweet, but the core has to be removed. Although the lotus core reduces the fire, it's too bitter Let's not eat it." Saying this, Yu Zhile, who was wronged, peeled a large handful of lotus seeds and handed them to Bai Ze to make amends.Finally, this stubble was exposed.
Because of a guilty conscience, Yu Zhile didn't bother to eat more when he was eating, facing the delicious food on the table, so he picked up a few chopsticks for Bai Ze first, which made Gu's father and mother look at him several times: there is a situation ?
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