Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

What nonsense are you talking about!

Wang Huabei secretly glared at the little tiger.It is seriously suspected that when this little thing was born, the clan had the wrong child.He took the bear cub next door back as his own little tiger, otherwise how could the little guy be so bearish? !

Bear and fur!

I wasn't much better myself. Wang Huabei, who grew up in a child, hugged the little tiger to the chair beside her: "Sit down. Don't interrupt the children when adults talk!"

Tsk, the little tiger blinked and understood the point of Auntie's words very well.It's not that the ones in the front sit well, but the ones in the back who are accentuated don't interrupt.

You adults are really serious, you don't make sense at all, and you don't let it be said when it is clearly the truth.Will bully me when I am young!

But the situation is not good enough, for the sake of his own little butt, the little tiger still obediently shut up.It is said that a tiger's butt cannot be touched, so it depends on what kind of tiger it is. Anyway, a little tiger like him is not treated like the king of beasts.His aunt's tigress got angry and didn't care about it.He still found the right place to beat him, and he never showed mercy.Just the last time he sneaked away, he was criticized and educated, and even his ass was severely beaten.If it wasn't for halfway through the fight, when he suddenly wanted to advance and start transforming, things wouldn't have been so easy to turn over.

Seeing the little tiger sitting on the chair and dangling its short legs, it is really clever and cute.Yu Zhile couldn't hold back, and took the small ornaments on the desk for him to play with.It was a small bamboo boat, the one that Bai Yi made when he came to look for a job.

Not to mention the exquisiteness of the boat, I don't know how Bai Yi handled it, even the edges and corners are extremely smooth.There is not a single burr on the whole boat, which is suitable for children to play with.

Seeing something good, the little tiger's eyes were immediately attracted.Sure enough, staying in human society is better than going back to the deep mountains and old forests. There is no shortage of bamboo in the mountains, especially in the area where they live, there are several large bamboo forests.

But the continuous stretch of bamboo forest is beautiful, and the bamboo poles and green leaves are so verdant.But uncarved bamboo is not delicate enough, so it is not as interesting as this boat.As soon as the little tiger got it, he couldn't put it down. While playing, he still gave his aunt a cheering look: Whether I can stay in human society or not depends entirely on you!

Wang Huabei felt even more embarrassed when she received the little boy's eyes.She thought about it carefully, but she couldn't find out what specialties she had other than cultivation.Her silence, coupled with what the little tiger said before, Yu Zhile couldn't see the truth.

It doesn't matter if you don't have other specialties, or the same sentence, high-powered fighting is actually a big specialty.

Although it is a bit overkill, but the little tiger just wants to study, and now many primary schools will open affiliated kindergartens, which are opened next to the school.With Wang Huabei's personality, it's not suitable to be a kindergarten teacher, but she should be able to handle elementary school.It just so happens that the kindergarten and the primary school are close to each other. When she commutes to get off work, she can pick up and drop off her children, which is very convenient.

Thinking of this, Yu Zhile asked: "What do you think of being a primary school physical education teacher? Less work is good for benefits. Teaching children to do exercises, moving their arms and legs, is not tiring." It can also protect the children by the way and give more to the school. A layer of security.In case there will always be that kind of lunatic who can't beat adults at the newspaper office, so he will find children to vent his anger with knives and gasoline.

"The salary of being a teacher may not be too high, but it is definitely enough. Many primary schools provide dormitory with board and lodging." In other words, Wang Huabei is at most responsible for the little tiger's tuition and board expenses, and at most add some money for clothes. Don't worry about it.A month's salary is fully calculated, as long as it is not too wasteful, it will be enough.

Wang Huabei knows what elementary school is, she even came out a few years ago.Wang Huabei belongs to penance, but she is not the kind of monster who learns new knowledge, and will not fall behind the times.

Work was a good job, yet she couldn't help hesitating.Wang Huabei has a good idea of ​​her own personality: "To put it bluntly, I am a bit careless and impulsive. I am afraid that those children will be naughty. When the time comes, I will not be serious. It will not be good if I hurt their children." Human child It's not like their tiger demons, they have solid skin, as long as they don't use the demon power, no matter how hard they beat them, nothing will happen.It didn't take long for him to be alive and kicking, like a little tiger. He just had his butt spanked, and it's only been a while without leaving any marks on his butt.

She still has the self-knowledge that she should have, Wang Huabei quickly waved her hands: "I won't mislead my son."

"To tell you the truth, didn't you say that the little tiger sneaked out when we weren't paying attention? In fact, it sneaked away from me." Fearing Yu Zhile's misunderstanding, Wang Huabei was cruel and revealed her shortcomings: "This time After this kid was found, he put a lot of good things on him, and he himself learned the lesson, so the elders in the family dared to continue to leave him to me to watch over."

Otherwise, she is a cultivator madman, why didn't she go back to practice after the child was found, but stayed in the human society as a baby?Isn't it just that he made a mistake and is being punished, trying to get rid of the crime.

Wang Huabei smiled wryly: "I can make mistakes with a little tiger. When I become a teacher, there are at least dozens of people in a class. There are so many human children. How can I manage it. At that time, group outdoor activities, such as spring outings and Qingming festivals Martyrs sweeping graves or something, take the children out, and if I lose one or two more, their parents will have to fight for me!" If this really happened, even if the other party couldn't beat her, she would feel guilty in her heart.The demon must be left behind, even if the child can be found in time, it will be enough.

Yu Zhile hadn't thought of this before, but when Wang Huabei said this, after thinking about it, it really made sense: "Then change it, let me think about it, and see if there is any suitable job."

Yu Zhile thought about this for a long time but couldn't come up with a result.On the contrary, Wang Huabei suddenly had an idea and thought of something: "I have a sworn sister who has been in the showbiz. Do you think I can also become an actress?" When she came out a few years ago, she came out and sworn The sisters met.

Be an actor?

This is fine, but Yu Zhile asked: "Being an actor requires acting skills, can you calm down and hone your acting skills?" You can't be a vase, right?

Yu Zhile took a look at Wang Huabei's appearance, she was good-looking, but she was too wild.This style of vase does not seem to exist in the entertainment circle at present, maybe it will really make her a way out.

Wang Huabei has also considered the issue of acting skills: "Of course a human actor needs acting skills, but as an animal actor, it is not so necessary. My sister is a leopard, and she specializes in taking films that require leopards or similar animals." The income is not particularly high, but it is enough to support myself."

Sometimes no crew needs a leopard, so her sisters change their appearance, a fox becomes a fox, and a dog becomes a dog.Anyway, her sisters can change any animal the crew needs.In short, how convenient and convenient it is, life can be nourished.When I was in human form, I acted as a broker for myself, and I heard that they are already quite famous animal brokers now.

Wang Huabei didn't think anything of it before, but now that she thinks about it, she's so envious.

A film, whether it is the director or the audience, must be strict and picky about human actors, especially the protagonist.But no matter how strict and picky they are, they can't be strict with animals.Animals can pass the level as long as they behave a little more humanely.Maybe the director and the audience will be able to wow the audience after watching it.

Wang Huabei thought to herself, if she can't do anything else, can she still be an animal actor?Isn't that acting in his true colors? What's the problem?

Animal actor, leopard.These two key words are connected together, and when it comes to Wang Huabei's appearance, Yu Zhile has already guessed who Wang Huabei's sister is.It is estimated that it is the leopard that shoots Jizhi syrup.

Thinking about it this way, Wang Huabei also has connections in the entertainment industry, no, Leopard connections.It's not impossible to really go to the entertainment industry.That's right.

"Being an actor is not easy." Yu Zhile thought for a while, and reminded: "The income in this line of work is very considerable, but it is very busy. Don't talk about taking the children to and from school. The tiger is still a problem every time.” If it is a human actor, the shooting time is long, and there is a chance to ask for family leave or something, and go back to see his wife and children’s family.But animal actors, you asked for leave halfway through the filming of an animal?Isn't that a joke? How could the director approve it.

Wang Huabei thought she had thought of a very suitable job, and she was proud of herself, and she gave the little tiger who was concentrating on playing with the boat a look, which meant: Jiang is still old and hot, and your aunt is still your aunt.The reputation of being the number one genius of the North China Tiger Clan is not something to brag about, so what if she doesn't know anything other than cultivation, she still figured out how to make a move.

As a result, he was beaten in the face before he finished his complacency.Hearing Yu Zhile's words, Wang Huabei felt a little haggard.But the little tiger reacted at this time. He jumped off the chair, took a step, ran to Yu Zhile, and returned the toy. I can't afford it."

Crit!

Obviously, I was tired of playing, and the fresh head passed, but it ended up giving her such a trick.Wang Huabei was so angry that she pulled out her claws, and rubbed the little tiger on the ground.She endured and endured, before she could bear the breath.This matter is not over, and I have to teach this little magic star a lesson later.I will be vegetarian next week.Who made my aunt have no job and no money!

No money to buy meat for him!

Graze and go!

What Wang Huabei was thinking, the little tiger had no idea.Because he will be outside, his aunt will not beat him in front of others, and the little tiger is very aggressive.I completely forgot that there is such a thing as settling accounts after autumn.Obviously I still remember it.

The little tiger is very forgetful, after Wang Huabei made up his mind to skin him tightly when he went back, he temporarily put this matter aside.The most important thing now is not to teach the kid a lesson, but to find a job.

You can't be a physical education teacher, and you can't be an animal actor.What else is there for her?

Yu Zhile changed the little tiger to a new toy, and watched the little guy play with the globe he just bought a while ago.Yu Zhile looked back, opened the database in the computer and searched, trying to find something suitable for Wang Huabei, but after searching for a long time, there was still no result.

It wasn't until the bottom that Yu Zhile saw something that might be suitable: "Pet hospital doctor's assistant, what do you think?"

"Pet doctor assistants don't have much to do, they just deliver medical equipment to doctors, help calm animals and so on. You don't need too much professional knowledge. For you, you can start working with a simple training."

Although he is not a goblin, Yu Zhile still has some understanding of goblins.The tiger is the king of all beasts, and Wang Huabei is born to have a certain degree of coercion against monsters whose cultivation level is lower than hers.Monsters are like this, let alone ordinary animals, it's quite appropriate for her to do this.

Wang Huabei didn't know much about the profession of a pet doctor's assistant. Yu Zhile couldn't explain it in a few words, so she simply turned the computer screen to her and let her see it by herself.Wang Huabei stared down at the screen, and suddenly realized: "Isn't this just for me to scare the little demon, I'm good at this!"

When Wang Huabei was still young, she could roar in the forest, and the small animals would obediently get down when they heard the roar.Now she is a goblin with a thousand years of cultivation, so it would be difficult for her to command a few small animals that are not intelligent.

Isn't it just to let the pets who don't want to take a bath take a bath obediently, and the pets who don't want to be sheared obediently shear their hair.Pets who don’t want to take medicine take medicine obediently, and pets who don’t want to take injections obediently get injections.Simple!

Don't worry about how naughty the pet is, when it comes to her, she will be honest at a glance.Wang Huabei suddenly felt that this was simply the most suitable job for her in the world, it was completely tailor-made!

On the contrary, Yu Zhile was taken aback when he heard the words: "Some animals are quite timid, so don't scare them into trouble again."

"Nowadays, the status of many pet families is quite high, similar to their family members." If you really want to scare something into trouble, can they spare you?The consequences are no less than being a teacher in elementary school and beating other children in a hurry.

Wang Huabei has no experience in raising children. She is an unmarried tiger. Over the years, she has only brought this angry little tiger by her side, nothing else.But because she has no experience with children, it doesn't mean she has no experience with small animals.

Is the title of Tiger King of Beasts just a joke?

She naturally knows how to manage herds.

"Don't worry, I have a sense of proportion, and it's good to control some coercion when the time comes." Wang Huabei was full of confidence.

"Then this?" Yu Zhile was a little worried, and asked again.It wasn't until Wang Huabei made another promise that Yu Zhile nodded and wrote her a letter of recommendation.Introduce her to work at the pet hospital that the National Zoo cooperates with.At that time, the hospital will arrange training for her.

As for salary and treatment, doctor assistants are not doctors after all, they are not that busy, and they are not that professional.The requirements are low, and the wages are not so high.But it’s not too low, anyway, it’s higher than just taking a part-time job outside.Enough to feed two people.

Now that he has found a suitable job, after receiving the letter of recommendation, Wang Huabei thanked him, snatched the globe from the little tiger and returned it to Yu Zhile, and walked out with the little tiger.I'm going to report for arrival while it's still early.

When he left, the little tiger was still a little reluctant, thinking that Yu Zhile had a lot of interesting things here, and he didn't have enough fun.But being threatened by his aunt, thinking that this is an interview, it is related to his aunt's job and whether he can successfully stay in human society.The little tiger thought for a while, and finally gave in obediently.

The elders in the clan have taught that a tiger cannot be like a mouse, and short-sightedness is bad.He has to look at the long term, as long as he successfully stays in human society, will he have fewer opportunities to play in the future?

You can't give up your long-term plans just because you are greedy for temporary fun.

After seeing off two tigers, one big and one small, Yu Zhile finally got some free time and called Papa Gu when he had time to book a room in a farmhouse.Just after finishing the order, before hanging up the phone, I saw a boy who killed Matt came in humming a song.

"Uncle Gu, you must remember to keep it for me. I will take my friends there to play. Well, okay, I know that Uncle Gu loves me the most! Then I will hang up first." Seeing the person, Yu Zhile hung up quickly Telephone.

Said it was killing Matt, which actually wronged the other party.The visitor just has colorful hair, not an afro.The smooth long hair was tied into a low ponytail at the back of the head, the face was clean, no makeup, no nose ring and lip ring, and the clothes were more similar to those of neighbors.Especially the shoes, I don't know which brand they are. The style and workmanship look very good, but it is not the style that Sha Matt likes, but it is closer to the aesthetics of ordinary people.

This is a young man who looks like a killer at first glance, but looks a bit like an artist when he looks closely.

Seeing Yu Zhile, the boy stopped singing, and he was very polite.As soon as I came in, I took the initiative to say hello, and when I was done, I introduced myself.On the contrary, he has a cute face.

"My surname is Wu, and my name is Wu Gong. The body is a colorful centipede." As he spoke, Wu Gong stroked his hair embarrassingly. He has been in human society for a while, and of course he knows the aesthetics of human beings.But he really didn't dye this hair on purpose, it's like this after he transformed, probably because of the influence of the color of his body.

Ordinary centipedes don't have so many colors, of course, there are only three kinds.One for the back, one for the abdomen, and one for the feet.Wu Gong probably mutated, anyway, since he was born, he had several colors on his body.When I was young, my body was small and I couldn't see clearly.The older he got, the more obvious the color on his body was, red orange yellow green blue blue purple, when he climbed on the wall, it looked like a small rainbow was hanging on the wall.

After Wu Gong became enlightened, he worried that his humanoid skin would also be colorful.Fortunately, this terrible thing did not happen in the end, and the skin was still normal. Although it was a little whiter, it was not too outrageous.It just looks fairer than the average person, which is nothing.The hair has turned into a color, and the color of the hair is better than the color of the skin.Wu Gong can still accept it.

At least the former can still go out, at most people will look at him a few more times.The latter, if he wanted to go out, he had to be mentally prepared to be treated as a psychopath.Otherwise, you have to find an excuse for performance art.But once or twice can be called performance art, if the number of times is too many, this excuse can no longer be used.So after taking shape, seeing his own appearance, I have to say that Wu Gong was really relieved.

Colorful centipede?

Yu Zhile heard that although he didn't know what species it was, it was a centipede anyway.This is not an important matter, Yu Zhile put it aside, cut straight to the point, and started to ask serious questions: "Are you looking for a job?"

"I'm not looking for a job, I'm here to apply for a start-up subsidy." Wu Gong shook his head, and the colored hair at the back of his head swayed: "I want to open a handmade shoe store, so that more people can wear the shoes I make."

Wu Gong's body is a centipede, and a centipede is also called a centipede. One can imagine how many feet there are.Although there are not as many as hundreds of feet, there are still many more than ordinary animals.Wu Gong usually has no hobbies, he just likes making shoes.How much do you like it?It's okay for him to make shoes for his doll, and he once made a batch of shoes for his own body.Every shoe is different, with different patterns and styles.

With so many feet, let alone making shoes, it took Wu Gong a lot of time just to put on the shoes after making them, but Wu Gong still enjoyed it.When I was idle and bored, I did a lot for myself, and when the time was up, I developed an excellent shoe-making skill.

As a fanatical fan of shoes, after a long time, Wu Gong began to be dissatisfied with making shoes for himself.He began to want other people to wear the shoes he made.But after the houses of relatives and friends around him are already filled with the shoes he made, Wu Gong can't just force them in.Besides, what's the point of just those few people wearing clothes.

Thinking of this, Wu Gong set his sights on the whole country, and even people all over the world.

But opening a shop and selling shoes is different from what I usually do.There are a lot of shoes needed to open a store, and the raw materials alone cost a lot of money. In addition to the store warehouse, the rent is also an expense.Wu Gong didn't have that much money in his hands, so after much deliberation, Wu Gong decided on Yu Zhile.

"Shoe store?" As soon as Wu Gong came in, Yu Zhile noticed the shoes on his feet. Hearing this, he couldn't help asking: "Did you make the shoes on your feet?" If this is the case, This craftsmanship is more than enough to open a shop.

Wu Gong nodded, and took out a pair of super mini sneakers from his pocket, and handed them to Yu Zhile: "I didn't know your size before I came here, so I didn't dare to mess around, I'm afraid it won't fit." This pair of shoes is different , small has the advantage of being small, it cannot be worn, but it can be used as a decoration.No matter where you put it, it is chic and beautiful, unconventional.

Before coming, he thought about preparing a sample.Although the shoes on his feet are also made by himself, but when the time comes, he can't take off the shoes on the spot for others to see, it's too unsightly.In order not to be rude, Wu Gong specially made these small shoes, which really came in handy.

Yu Zhile took the little shoes and looked at them, the craftsmanship is really amazing.It is a modern style, but the method is not modern craftsmanship at all.They are obviously a pair of sneakers, but they look more delicate than embroidered shoes.

Approval, this venture capital is definitely approved.I'm sorry if I don't approve of this craftsmanship.

"In addition to sneakers, I can also make other things. Like sandals and slippers that everyone loves to wear in summer. High heels that girls like, and men's leather shoes. As long as there are materials, I can make whatever I want." Wu Gong still didn't know what Yu Zhile was thinking, he thought in his heart, if he wanted others to approve the funds, he had to show his skills, otherwise why would people give you the approval?So Wu Gong had a rare cheeky face and became a king's wife for a while.

The real thing was right in front of him, Yu Zhile didn't feel that Wu Gong's words were boasting, but felt that he was too modest.

It's a bit shy to be humble.

Just looking at the shoes in front of him, Yu Zhile always felt that he could make not only high heels and leather shoes, but also more difficult embroidered shoes for Wu Gong.

Not only can it be made, but after it is made, it is guaranteed not to be the kind of embroidered shoes imitated by modern times.It is an orthodox hand-made embroidered shoe.